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Best of cartoons, April 1, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
King attends Easter Sunday service amid cancer treatment
King Charles III appeared at the Easter Mattins Service at Windsor Castle on Easter Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Pope soldiers on through Easter Sunday after skipping Good Friday ‘to preserve health’**
Pope Francis overcame concerns about his health to preside over Easter Sunday Mass, leading some 30,000 people in a flower-decked St Peter’s Square. ⌘ Read more
Ricky unloads on 'below par' side after loss
The Canberra coach was not impressed after his team gave up an 18-0 lead. ⌘ Read more
Search for missing fisherman, 36, suspended
A search for a man missing off the WA south-east coast, near Esperance, has been suspended. ⌘ Read more
Homes under threat from fire in Perth’s south
Homes are under threat after a caravan burst into flames, spreading to nearby bushland in Perth’s southern suburbs. ⌘ Read more
Cronulla storm home to bring Raiders back to earth with a thud
Canberra led 18-0 before going to water against Cronulla after Roger Tuivasa-Sheck starred in a tense Warriors win over Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Feeling blue? Life’s a beach
O death, where is thy sting? ⌘ Read more
‘We’ll give him the world’: Yze wants to keep Baker at Richmond
The stirring win over the Sydney Swans is a good step for the Tigers in their bid to keep Baker, who is in the sights of both the Dockers and Eagles in his home state. ⌘ Read more
RTS' selfless message to Warriors coach
Andrew Webster has revealed what Roger Tuivasa-Sheck said to him about playing centre upon signing with the club. ⌘ Read more
Cronulla storm home to bring Raiders back to earth with a thud
Canberra led 18-0 before going to water against Cronulla after Roger Tuivasa-Sheck starred in a tense Warriors win over Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Comeback kings: JackJumpers take down United to win maiden NBL crown
The Tasmania JackJumpers claimed their maiden NBL championship by pulling off a remarkable over Melbourne United deep in enemy territory. ⌘ Read more
Cronulla storm home to bring Raiders back to earth with a thud
Canberra led 18-0 before going to water against Cronulla after Roger Tuivasa-Sheck starred in a tense Warriors win over Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
'Devastated' Tszyu reflects on brutal loss
Tim Tszyu would not accept any flattery after just falling short in his split decision loss to Sebastian Fundora. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Sharks v Raiders - Round 4
Cronulla Sharks take on the Canberra Raiders in Round 4 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at PointsBet Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Cronulla storm home to bring Raiders back to earth with a thud
Canberra led 18-0 before going to water against Cronulla after Roger Tuivasa-Sheck starred in a tense Warriors win over Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Cronulla storm home to bring Raiders back to earth with a thud
Canberra led 18-0 before going to water against Cronulla after Roger Tuivasa-Sheck starred in a tense Warriors win over Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Four Points: The real reasons the Lions are battling, and has the penny dropped for Essendon?**
The Lions are 0-3 with two losses at home but the fallout from an end-of-season trip to the US is not the reason for their struggles. ⌘ Read more
Les Twentyman gave hope to those who felt hopeless
Readers celebrate the life of the western suburbs social worker who helped change lives through his advocacy and indefatigable hands-on help. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
Police identify woman who died over overdose on the Gold Coast
Police have confirmed the identity of the 40-year-old woman who died from a drug overdose in a Gold Coast high-rise apartment. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over alleged daylight shooting
A man has been charged over an alleged shooting that locked down a suburb in Cairns. ⌘ Read more
Super-sub conundrum: Club legend, great’s son and brave rake to battle for a bench spot
A Broncos fan favourite has revealed the extent of a knee injury that plagued the start of his campaign, as a super-sub battle wages at Red Hill. ⌘ Read more
What would Facebook look like without any news?**
Last time Meta banned news, it removed the Facebook pages of charities, emergency services and hospitals. What will happen this time? ⌘ Read more
Change in advice for cow’s milk over formula in what’s best for baby
The World Health Organisation now says cow’s milk is a safe alternative to breast milk or formula for six-month-old babies. But the change in advice has been criticised by Australian health authorities. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
Political gags and last-ditch cash splashes: Qld election season begins
April 1 might be a day to take everything with a grain of salt, but in a state election year, it’s also the last chance for a campaign spending free-for-all (no joke). ⌘ Read more
Lucky bounce leads to chaotic try
Blayke Brailey managed to finish off his kick by going over to score. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
JackJumpers crowned NBL champs
In just their third season in the NBL, the Tasmania JackJumpers are champions of the NBL. ⌘ Read more
Tigers hold on against fighting Swans to claim first win under Yze; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
World of Photos, April 1st, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
RTS: 'Rugby league is taking over'
Roger Tuivasa-Sheck believes the NRL is making positive moves in New Zealand as the NRLW side prepares to return. ⌘ Read more
Pizza customer finds screws on takeaway
An Adelaide diner found two screws had supposedly been placed on his pizza. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
Celebrities are taking life’s greatest pleasure and making it feel like work
Nothing tells you more about a person than what’s in their fridge. And while this fascination has been around for centuries, it’s now bloomed into a full-blown social obsession. ⌘ Read more
Stairway to heaven started in gilded mansions
I am outraged that my taxpayer dollar contributes to these religious sects, with their long history of breaking up families (including my own) through their cruel doctrine of separation from the world. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers hold on against fighting Swans to claim first win under Yze; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Sydneysiders flock to church on Easter Sunday
From the city to the suburbs, Sydney's faithful turned out in their thousands to attend Easter Sunday church services. ⌘ Read more
Fresh evidence application ahead of Lehrmann judgement
Network Ten has applied to reopen and introduce fresh evidence to the Bruce Lehrmann defamation case just days before the judgement is due to be handed down. ⌘ Read more
Holy smoke, Easter has been hazy as planned burns choke Melbourne
The Bureau of Meteorology expects a cold front due late on Monday night to clear up the smoke haze that has hung over the city over the Easter weekend. ⌘ Read more
Solution to power more solar in suburbs
Australia has one of the largest take ups of rooftop solar in the world, but new research shows a majority of those who oppose it, do so because of the price. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers hold on against fighting Swans to claim first win under Yze; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers hold on against fighting Swans to claim first win under Yze; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans and Tigers locked in tense final term battle; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans and Tigers locked in tense final term battle; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans and Tigers locked in tense final term battle; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Easter Sunday rally for Palestine
On Easter Sunday the Palestine Action Group narched to Hyde Park on their twenty-fifth weekly protest against Israel’s campaign in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
Eddie Betts speaks on the racial abuse hurled at his children
Indigenous AFL great Eddie Betts has labelled the abuse hurled at his children the worst he's experienced. ⌘ Read more
Flames come close to homes in Melbourne
A grassfire emergency at Altona is adding to the smoke haze which is choking Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans and Tigers locked in tense final term battle; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Warriors v Knights - Round 4
New Zealand Warriors take on the Newcastle Knights in Round 4 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Go Media Stadium, Auckland. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers fight back to take the lead into final term against Swans; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers fight back to take the lead into final term against Swans; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Warwick Farm on Monday
All you need to know to pick a winner or three from Monday’s feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
After a slow start, Litt gelding Romeo’s Choice is on a roll
Honest four-year-old Rome’s Choice has made a leap and is chasing a third win this campaign for trainer Richard Litt. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers fight back to take the lead into final term against Swans; Saints midfielder cops one-match ban
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Saints midfielder cops one-match ban; Swans, Tigers in arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘Fight should have been stopped’: The bloody chaos that could change Tszyu’s career
Tim Tszyu was looking in control against his opponent Sebastian Fundora, before an unintentional elbow from the American completely changed the fight. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 4 LIVE: Cronulla Sharks v Canberra Raiders at PointsBet Stadium
The Raiders can go top of the table with a third win of the season against a Sharks outfit coming off a heavy loss to the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Saints midfielder cops one-match ban; Swans, Tigers in arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Saints midfielder cops one-match ban; Swans, Tigers in arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Saints midfielder cops one-match ban; Swans, Tigers in arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans fight back against Tigers, make it an arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans fight back against Tigers, make it an arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans fight back against Tigers, make it an arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Ten seeks to call fresh evidence about Bruce Lehrmann days before judgment
Network Ten wants to call new evidence about the former federal Liberal staffer, in a sensational development in the defamation case. ⌘ Read more
Dragons enter the race for Panthers winger
Sunia Turuva has attracted interest from outside of Penrith after he was offered a $350k contract from the club. ⌘ Read more
Bunnies suffer blow with star's injury
The injury crisis at the Rabbitohs has continued with Alex Johnston set to be ruled out for six weeks. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans fight back against Tigers, make it an arm wrestle at the MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers start strong, put Swans on back foot early at MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Dragons chase Panthers flyer Sunia Turuva, meet with Wallabies star
Turuva’s preference is to remain at the Panthers, but the Dragons are expected to complicate matters for him with an offer worth close to $100,000 more per season. ⌘ Read more
Star scores first try in return
Chanel Harris-Tavita was brought into the game early and went over for his first try of 2024. ⌘ Read more
Brisa has managed a brain tumour for two years. Now she’s an hour from winning Bells
Costa Rica’s Olympic surfer has fought back from major health issues to return as a force in women’s surfing once again. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Tigers start strong, put Swans on back foot early at MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans, Tigers battle it out at the MCG; Dogs packed on goals to hand Eagles their lowest ever score at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans, Tigers battle it out at the MCG; Dogs packed on goals to hand Eagles their lowest ever score at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Ten seeks to call fresh evidence about Bruce Lehrmann days before judgment
Network Ten wants to call new evidence about the former federal Liberal staffer, in a sensational development in the defamation case. ⌘ Read more
Injury prone half suffers painful blow
Luke Metcalf was assisted off the field after Tyson Frizell's tackle. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans, Tigers battle it out at the MCG; Dogs packed on goals to hand Eagles their lowest ever score at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Swans, Tigers battle it out at the MCG; Dogs packed on goals to hand Eagles their lowest ever score at Marvel
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals to hand Eagles lowest score at Marvel; Swans to face Tigers at MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Police search for truck driver after pedestrian nearly crushed in Melbourne CBD
CCTV footage shows the moment a truck driver reversed into a pole and knocked it over, and a passing pedestrian narrowly escaped being crushed. ⌘ Read more
Around the clubs: South Sydney winger set for six weeks on the sidelines
Alex Johnston suffered the injury in the second half of his team’s first win of the season against the Bulldogs on Good Friday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals to hand Eagles lowest score at Marvel; Swans to face Tigers at MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals to hand Eagles lowest score at Marvel; Swans to face Tigers at MCG
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Dogs pack on the goals against the Eagles on Easter Sunday
Follow all the action of Easter Sunday footy as the Western Bulldogs take on West Coast at Marvel Stadium and Richmond fight it out with Sydney at the MCG. ⌘ Read more