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Australia news LIVE: Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s Syrian consulate; Poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Why Hamilton view will affect Newstead towers call; Qld hot springs scene rivalling Victoria’s**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Woman almost drowns in Daylesford as Victoria is drenched with rain overnight
The 58-year-old woman fell into a drain about 8.50pm on Easter Monday and was swept away in fast-moving waters, Victoria Police said. ⌘ Read more
RecipeTin Eats was almost too embarrassed to share her incredibly simple go-to dinner with crispy chilli oil
Quick, easy, flexible and delicious, Nagi Maehashi turns to this dependable recipe after a long day, and you will too. ⌘ Read more
First look at Morena, the much-anticipated Latin American restaurant opening in Sydney’s GPO
Latin America’s golden era is coming back to life at Peruvian chef Alejandro Saravia’s grand new fine diner. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday April 2
National weather forecast for Tuesday April 2 ⌘ Read more
Iranian consulate attacked in Syria
Israel has been accused of attacking Iran's consulate building in Syria. ⌘ Read more
Four teens charged over alleged crime spree
Four teens in Victoria have been charged after allegedly leading police on a high-speed pursuit. ⌘ Read more
Major Defence deal for Queensland
A major Defence deal will be announced today, with high-tech armoured vehicles to be made in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Weather warning in place after wild Melbourne storm
A weather warning is in place for much of Victoria after Melbourne was hit by a wild storm. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s home values keep rising despite cost-of-living pressures
Property values rose across most capital cities in March, but the size of the increase varied widely. ⌘ Read more
Asteroid that killed dinosaurs was a ‘big bang’ for bird evolution
Australian scientists have helped redraw the “tree of life” for almost every bird on earth, with a study finding their ancestors emerged after the dinosaurs disappeared. ⌘ Read more
Havana Syndrome: Russia military unit linked to brain injuries of Western diplomats
A Latvia-based media outlet reported that members of a Russian military intelligence unit known as 29155 had been placed at the scene of reported health incidents involving US personnel. ⌘ Read more
Dees prove doubters wrong, Dons edge ahead: Key takeouts from round three
This week, we take a look at Melbourne’s performance in Adelaide, Essendon’s win over St Kilda and the case of the curious Cat. ⌘ Read more
ABC’s new comedy tackles race issues like you’ve never seen before
Actor and writer Ra Chapman’s new series explores the Korean-Australian adoptee experience through an unlikely lens: the romcom. ⌘ Read more
Less than $6000 a year: Australian musicians in dire straits, survey shows
Australian musicians are making less money than during the pandemic, and the collapse of the festival circuit is only going to make life harder. ⌘ Read more
Award-winning chef Jo Barrett to close hatted Lorne restaurant Little Picket
Riding high with a Good Food Guide hat, Victoria’s Chef of the Year is quitting the bowls club to tackle new projects. ⌘ Read more
Will this trailblazing Sydney chef usher in a new golden era for St Kilda’s Prince Dining Room?**
He’s won awards and accolades in the Harbour City. Will his freewheeling style and signature Jatz snack bring more sizzle to St Kilda? ⌘ Read more
Wall Street slides lower, ASX to resume after Easter break
US stocks are slipping from their record heights after a surprisingly strong report on US manufacturing cast doubts on how soon cuts to interest rates could arrive. ⌘ Read more
Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s consular building, kills top commander
The strike on the Iranian consulate building could mark an escalation of the Israeli military’s ongoing targeting of Iranian military officials and allies in Syria. ⌘ Read more
Framework’s DIY laptop lets you upgrade rather than replace
I upgraded my laptop to a new generation processor and twice the memory in 20 minutes for half the price of a new premium portable PC. ⌘ Read more
He fought the Taliban and won reality TV. Now he’s started an Australian civil war
Former SAS soldier and Australian Survivor winner Mark Wales is taking a novel approach to China’s aggression, but could it affect his chances of winning preselection for the Liberal Party? ⌘ Read more
Can Virginia Trioli’s new show fix the ABC’s arts problem?**
The much-loved broadcaster is back with a new show highlighting Australia’s high-profile creative talent. ⌘ Read more
‘It shouldn’t take a kid to be killed’: Warning over bridge cycleway choke point
The southern Harbour Bridge bike ramp, promised in 2016, is still unbuilt, and parents at Fort Street public are in despair. ⌘ Read more
Class act: Burnt beef investors left with thin slice of the action
A judge decided a multimillion-dollar settlement could be modest, poor and fair all at once as a litigation funder and lawyers landed the prime cut in a class action. ⌘ Read more
Cettire secret sauce delivers the goods but read the fine print
The billion-dollar luxury fashion retailer has dazzled both well-heeled shoppers and investors with its bargains and extraordinary global growth, but it has also become the most polarising success story on the ASX. ⌘ Read more
This factory contaminated the whole world. And you helped pay for it
Most Australians can expect to find forever chemicals – also known as per- and polyfluoroalkyl chemicals (PFAS) – in their blood. ⌘ Read more
Airline review: The enhancements keep on coming in this premium economy
Singapore Airlines’ recent revamp of an already decent premium economy offering is the first in almost 10 years. ⌘ Read more
Cleveland’s mum shares her memories – and her heartbreak – as inquest begins
Nadene Dodd and her young family should be at home in Laverton. Instead, they are 950 kilometres away in a motel in Perth’s east, hoping they will finally get answers. ⌘ Read more
I was frisked at Sydney Airport. The worst thing was how long it took
Travel is stressful and we sometimes do silly things when distracted at airport security, but getting mad doesn’t help anyone. ⌘ Read more
Commuters could get real-time tram data as hunt for new operator tightens
The next Yarra Trams operator may provide passengers with down-to-the-metre tracking. ⌘ Read more
Up to 4000 new homes at risk: The knock-on effect of Rozelle interchange chaos
The state’s transport agency is under fire for putting in place measures that divert traffic onto key inner Sydney roads and local streets. ⌘ Read more
Raiders to lodge formal complaint with NRL over Sharks trainer
Canberra officials are questioning whether Sharks trainer Daniel Holdsworth deliberately ran through Jamal Fogarty’s line of sight while he was attempting a crucial conversion. ⌘ Read more
Badly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension under proposed new code
Politicians who breach parliamentary workplace standards could be fined up to $10,853, according to a leaked draft of new laws. ⌘ Read more
Seven surprises within China’s Forbidden City
The political and ritual heart of imperial China for more than 500 years is a masterwork of monumental architecture and detailed delights. ⌘ Read more
Airport firefighters’ strike could hit school holiday getaways
The latest escalation of an ongoing safety and pay dispute could wreak havoc on school holiday travellers if airlines do not amend their usual schedules. ⌘ Read more
Why this smart, sleek Japanese-Italian spot had our reviewer saying ‘wow’ out loud
Buzzy, busy Ito in Surry Hills effortlessly combines Italian flavours with a Japanese aesthetic. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, April 2
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 2, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The steps being taken to get better treatment for Australia’s autistic people
Australia has its first assistant minister for autism and is crafting its first national autism strategy. How the rest of society steps up will be crucial. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 2, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Search for swimmer in Parramatta Lake
An emergency situation has unfolded at Parramatta Lake after a swimmer went missing. ⌘ Read more
Musician Courtney Murphy diagnosed with advanced bowel cancer
Perth musician Courtney Murphy, 44, has been diagnosed with advanced bowel cancer. ⌘ Read more
Woman dies in crash on Queensland’s Fraser Coast
A woman has died in one of dozens of serious crashes across Queensland on the long weekend. ⌘ Read more
Preston plays through broken jaw
Jacob Preston proved without doubt he is one tough Bulldog, playing a chunk of the Good Friday clash with a crack in his jaw. ⌘ Read more
Theme park pool closed after tourists nearly drown
A pool at White Water World was temporarily closed after three tourists had to be rescued. ⌘ Read more
Running rings around the Allowance​​ Act
Light years from Labrador. ⌘ Read more
Shaw calls Ginnivan umpiring into question
Tony Shaw called on Hawthorn to seek answers from the AFL over the way Jack Ginnivan is umpired. ⌘ Read more
‘Got to be looked at’: Hawks urged to go to AFL over Ginnivan treatment
Hawthorn will contact the AFL if they find any unfair treatment of small forward Jack Ginnivan after Tony Shaw said the forward was being tackled high but not being paid free kicks. ⌘ Read more
Shaw calls Ginnivan umpiring into question
Tony Shaw called on Hawthorn to seek answers from the AFL over the way Jack Ginnivan is umpired. ⌘ Read more
Why the view from Hamilton will factor into Newstead towers decision
A company wanting to build a 1001-unit complex in Newstead has to argue for height exemptions and explain whether it will obscure the city views from Hamilton. ⌘ Read more
Raiders unhappy with Cronulla trainer
Raiders coach Ricky Stuart said the club will make an official complaint to the NRL after the actions of a Cronulla trainer on Sunday night. ⌘ Read more
'Wasted': Gus' frustration with Cowboys after Dearden miracle
Phil Gould believes Tom Dearden had very right to be angered by his teammates after his try-saving tackle. ⌘ Read more
Raiders lodging complaint over sneaky tactic
Sharks trainer Daniel Holdsworth's act while Jamal Fogarty was attempting a conversion has infuriated the Raiders. ⌘ Read more
Legends divided on Galvin hip drop
Paul Gallen and Phil Gould couldn't agree on the definition of a hip drop after Lachie Galvin was sin binned. ⌘ Read more
Helicopter hovers close to power lines
A helicopter was seen hovering just metres from power lines and a restaurant south of Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Empty rooms pile up as garden state abandoned
Readers react to the trend for houses in new suburbs to cover more of the block and to leave less space for trees ⌘ Read more
Helicopter hovers close to power lines
A helicopter was seen hovering just metres from power lines and a restaurant in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Wounded Tigers suffer injury crisis
It's been a devastating day on the injury front for Richmond with forward Tom Lynch set to undergo surgery, ruling him out for much of the season. ⌘ Read more
Lightning delay, Hawkins’ 350th and a Ginnivan free kick debate: Hawks fight hard but Cats win eventful Easter Monday clash
The Cats were victorious in Tom Hawkins’ 350th match, but bad weather caused a lengthy delay at three-quarter-time. ⌘ Read more
At home among the gum trees: The carnival treasured since 1871
A pageant, sheepdog trials and running races featured in the 151st Rheola carnival in central Victoria on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Galvin rocked by judiciary charge after Tigers produce Easter miracle
The teenage whiz kid was getting his school lunch still packed for him five months ago. But on Monday, he came back to haunt his junior club in just his third NRL game before a bitter aftertaste. ⌘ Read more
Benji reveals stressful coaching box reaction
The Tigers' win went down to the wire with Clint Gutherson missing a penalty goal to win it. ⌘ Read more
Lightning delay, Hawkins’ 350th and a Ginnivan free kick debate: Hawks fight hard but Cats win eventful Easter Monday clash
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Cats win Easter Monday clash after lightning delay
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more
Free heart and diabetes checks at AFL Gather Round
Free heart and diabetes checks will be available at the AFL Gather Round. ⌘ Read more
Six teens arrested after Adelaide chase
Six teenagers have been arrested after a dangerous chase across Adelaide in an allegedly stolen car. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after allegedly setting house fire
A man has been charged after allegedly setting an Adelaide house on fire with people inside. ⌘ Read more
This university newspaper is ‘censored’ by a marketing team. Now, students are fighting back
UNSW’s student publication has barely published in months and a staff for 2024 has not been appointed. ⌘ Read more
Lime says its e-scooter riders spend less than 30 seconds per trip on footpaths
But the company’s study has been met with scepticism from critics, who say far too many riders are still putting themselves and pedestrians at risk. ⌘ Read more
Albanese government under fire over ‘disturbing practice’ of secrecy
Critics say the government’s use of non-disclosure agreements is accelerating, limiting feedback on contentious draft legislation to hand-picked participants. ⌘ Read more
Fight breaks out at popular Adelaide playground
A fight broke out between two families at St Kilda Adventure Playground in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Tigers teenage whiz kid produces Easter miracle to sink Eels
Lachlan Galvin was getting his school lunch still packed for him five months ago. But on Monday, he came back to haunt his junior club in just his third NRL game. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Cats win Easter Monday clash after lightning delay
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more
Amid lightning warning, Cats keep striking
They’re doing it again, Geelong. They put the lie to the popular idea that a team either is contending or rebuilding. ⌘ Read more
Tigers teenage whiz kid produces Easter miracle to sink Eels
The NRL could have a new team at the top of the ladder tonight, but will it be Benji Marshall or Brad Arthur taking home the Easter chocolates from CommBank Stadium? ⌘ Read more
Hawkins captured on phone during weather delay
The AFL is looking into the incident and a fine could be on the way for Tom Hawkins. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Cats win Easter Monday clash after lightning delay
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more
The 151st Rheola Charity Carnival
Eddie Jim captured the colour of the 151st Rheola Charity Carnival on Easter Monday 2024 ⌘ Read more
Man armed with hammer arrested after attempted carjacking in Melbourne
A man armed with a hammer allegedly threatened two people and attempted to steal their car in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
My suburb used to embarrass me. Now I get why its homes come at a 30% premium
I’m proud to live in McKinnon now, but as a child, I was embarrassed by the suburb my grandparents called home. Why couldn’t they live in the more fashionable Caulfield South? ⌘ Read more
No longer mournful, divorce rings are having a moment
Emily Ratajkowski isn’t the only person giving her diamonds new life post-divorce. ⌘ Read more
New injection promises to cut cholesterol levels in half
A new injection is promising to cut cholesterol levels in half in patients ⌘ Read more
Motorcyclist dies during police chase
A motorcyclist has died in a crash during a police chase in Sydney’s Inner West. ⌘ Read more
Teen in critical condition after falling from cliff
An 18-year-old man is in critical condition after falling from a cliff south of Sydney. ⌘ Read more
‘The tourists have stopped coming’: Well-known restaurants close in regional Victoria
Cost-of-living pressures are biting hospitality businesses hard in the regions, with several forced to close their doors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Cats win Easter Monday clash after lightning delay
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more
Police chase ends in arrests after teens allegedly storm homes
A major police pursuit across Melbourne has ended with dozens of officers swarming on three teens in a shopping centre carpark. ⌘ Read more
More electric vehicle charging stations on the agenda
The Albanese government has put more electric vehicle charging stations on its agenda. ⌘ Read more
Two men drown rescuing toddler from hotel pool on Gold Coast
Two men have died rescue a toddler from a hotel pool on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Suspected underworld figure victim of violent home invasion
Suspected underworld figure turned TikTok star has been named as the victim of a violent home invasion. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne man accused of Ukraine murder sought Australian consular assistance
Abdelfeteh Nourine allegedly shot British ex-paratrooper Daniel Burke while they were both fighting Russian forces in Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Fire tears through Sydney’s south-west
A fire is tearing through grassland in Sydney’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Cats win Easter Monday clash after lightning delay
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more
Gutherson's crucial miss seals Tigers victory
Clint Gutherson had the chance to win the game for his side but ultimately couldn't pull off the clutch moment. ⌘ Read more
Baker handed ban for head-high hit
Liam Baker was offered a one-week suspension for his head-high collision with Swan Lewis Melican. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Clash delayed due to lightning as wild weather hits MCG
Follow on for all the live action as rivals Hawthorn and Geelong go head-to-head in their annual Easter Monday showdown. ⌘ Read more