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When Clare O’Neil is talking tougher than Dutton, the rule of law becomes lost
In trying to rush through knee-jerk legislation, the Albanese government has not merely panicked, but acted in a way designed to create panic. ⌘ Read more
London’s abandoned underground tunnels are red-hot right now
The locations in London where a James Bond film and TV shows like Killing Eve have been filmed are the subject of a guided tour. ⌘ Read more
The best movies to watch on Netflix right now
The streaming service has commissioned and acquired not only high-profile blockbusters but film festival and foreign-language favourites. ⌘ Read more
‘An inspiration’: Sydney’s newest Sandy pays tribute to Olivia Newton-John
Grease, the musical Olivia Newton-John made famous, opens for the first time in over a decade at the Capitol Theatre. ⌘ Read more
Andy Cohen apologises for spreading theories on Kate Middleton before the news of her cancer
Andy Cohen has apologises for spreading theories on Kate Middleton before the announcement of her cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
The two reasons Wests Tigers fans should be thanking Luke Brooks
The Sea Eagles recruit has enjoyed what he’s seen of halves successor Lachie Galvin at the Tigers – and inadvertently helped his former club beat the Eels. ⌘ Read more
Big donating companies risk being seen as warriors for the woke
Why shouldn’t taking a stand (either way) on the Voice be seen as part of a company’s environmental social governance responsibility? ⌘ Read more
The economy is on a knife’s edge. An interest rate change could tip the balance
The RBA board said it was not yet confident inflation was definitely tracking down in its estimated timeframe. Here’s what it will be watching closely to make sure it does. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
‘He rallied the troops’: Burgess pep talk that lifted Bunnies out of a hole
The Rabbitohs started their premiership-winning 2014 season with a 1-3 record and one of the veterans of that campaign gave the team a much-needed pep talk last week. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s consular building, kills top commander
The US told Iran that it “had no involvement” or advanced knowledge of the Israeli strike on the diplomatic compound in Syria, Axios reported citing a US official. ⌘ Read more
Jarryd Hayne’s lawyers fight to clear jailed footballer over rape
The former NRL star is due to watch his appeal on Wednesday via video link, as his legal team targets the credibility of the woman he was found guilty of sexually assaulting. ⌘ Read more
In a fat-phobic world, Ozempic is hardly the easy way out
As someone who has seen the reaches of our cultural obsession with thinness, I find the choice to take weight loss medication understandable. ⌘ Read more
Dragons pave way for Lomax exit by cutting two years off deal
The St George Illawarra star will be on the move at the end of 2024, and could even leave sooner if a suitable player swap with a rival club is arranged. ⌘ Read more
How oodles took over Australia … and the Royal Easter Show
It is the first dog competition in the world for oodles, which are among the nation’s favourite pets. ⌘ Read more
20 healthy recipes to get back on track after the Easter blowout
Nourishing, warming dinners and satisfying salads to help counter overconsumption of chocolate eggs. ⌘ Read more
‘Our hope and happiness evaporated’: Father’s grief for daughter killed by partner
University student Liqun Pan was found stabbed to death in her south Sydney apartment. Her boyfriend has admitted to the 19-year-old’s murder, and is now facing justice. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Search under way for fisherman swept from rocks east of Esperance
Searchers are combing the land and sea for the man, who was fishing with a family member in the state’s Great Southern when he slipped and fell. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
ASX stays flat after Wall Street closes lower; Australian dollar slumps
The Australian sharemarket is trading steadily after US stocks slipped from record heights in response to a surprisingly strong report on American manufacturing. ⌘ Read more
MPs could be fined thousands for bad behaviour
A yet-to-be-implemented commission could impose fines of between 2 and 5 per cent of an MP's base salary if they are found to have breached parliamentary standards. ⌘ Read more
To try some of Victoria’s best Mexican food (and margaritas), head for the hills
Forget nachos, sombreros and fishbowl margs. Honcho is delivering good-value modern Mexican dishes cooked over fire. ⌘ Read more
Albanese demands accountability from Israel for ‘unacceptable’ aid worker death
Australian Zomi Frankcom was among four foreign aid workers killed in an apparent Israeli airstrike while providing food assistance in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Albanese demands accountability from Israel for ‘unacceptable’ aid worker death
Australian Zomi Frankcom was among four foreign aid workers killed in an apparent Israeli airstrike while providing food assistance in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Erdogan vows to make amends after humbling ‘loss of altitude’**
Turkey’s opposition won the popular vote for the first time in decades, dealing a blow to the strongman who hoped a new constitution would extend his power. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Surreal and lewd (and sometimes nude): This year’s comedy festival is off to a strong start
From turning childhood trauma into laughs, to a show that is simultaneously dumb and deep, keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Uber back in court as taxi app GoCatch alleges intentional harm
GoCatch, a popular Australian taxi booking app, said Uber acted illegally and undertook espionage to crush it. ⌘ Read more
Dragons axe two years off Lomax deal to pave way for end-of-season exit
The wantaway St George Illawarra star will be on the move at the end of this campaign. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Surreal and lewd (and sometimes nude): This year’s comedy festival is off to a strong start
From turning childhood trauma into laughs, to a show that is simultaneously dumb and deep, keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Super funds urged to axe ‘sub-scale’ investment options
Many super funds have investment options that do not have enough funds in them to be sustainable. ⌘ Read more
‘My word is equal to a signed contract’: Fundora’s manager says Tszyu can have rematch
Sebastian Fundora’s team is pledging to offer Tim Tszyu a rematch after their bloody world championship bout on Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
On their new album, Vampire Weekend are in a gloomy state of mind
Where Ezra Koenig might’ve once skewered the world’s absurdity, he’s now clearly affected by it. ⌘ Read more
How a group of blind gospel singers from Alabama conquered the world
Gospel legends The Blind Boys of Alabama have remained constant in a changing world. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
WA councillor doubles down on support for Russian election
A WA councillor who returned from Russia with nothing but love for the country’s political system has doubled down on his public statements. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza while providing food assistance; poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Does the peace sign still stand a chance?**
A universal peace sign seems wildly optimistic now when almost everything from the colour of your hat to the emoji in your post is an ideological declaration. ⌘ Read more
Learn from my mistakes: What not to do when applying for a health card
Given the savings on offer, you might wonder why more people haven’t applied for a Commonwealth Seniors Health Card. Perhaps they heard about my misadventures. ⌘ Read more
This student was killed by her partner before he fell four floors and spent months in a coma. Now, he’s facing justice
Liqun Pan was found stabbed to death in her south Sydney apartment. Her boyfriend has admitted to the 19-year-old’s murder. ⌘ Read more
Around the clubs: Tigers to call up another highly rated teen to replace Galvin
Lachlan Galvin’s suspension brings one of the Tigers’ most talked-about signings in for his NRL debut as Cameron Munster pushes to return and Souths replace Alex Johnston. ⌘ Read more
JK Rowling dares police to arrest her
After Scotland introduced new hate crime laws, Harry Potter author JK Rowling has dared police to arrest her. ⌘ Read more
Iranian consulate attacked in Syria
Israel has been accused of attacking Iran's consulate building in Syria. ⌘ Read more
Major Defence deal for Queensland
A major Defence deal will be announced today, with high-tech armoured vehicles to be made in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Weather warning in place after wild Melbourne storm
A weather warning is in place for much of Victoria after Melbourne was hit by a wild storm. ⌘ Read more
First black performer to win Oscar for best supporting actor dies
Louis Gossett Jr took home the best supporting actor Oscar in 1982 for his role in An Officer and a Gentleman. ⌘ Read more
Mysterious illness linked to Russian intelligence unit
Reports say Russian sonic weaponry is behind illness among US diplomats. ⌘ Read more
‘Our beautiful sister’: Friends pay tribute to Australian aid worker killed in Gaza
Australian Zomi Frankcom was killed in an apparent Israeli air strike while providing food assistance in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Driver rams vehicle into front gate of FBI Atlanta office
A reddish-orange SUV has rammed into a retractable barrier just inside the front gate of the FBI Atlanta office. ⌘ Read more
ASX opens flat after Wall Street closes lower; Australian dollar slumps
The Australian sharemarket has opened flat after US stocks slipped from record heights after a surprisingly strong report on US manufacturing cast doubts on how soon cuts to interest rates could arrive. ⌘ Read more
Dreaming of an early interest rate cut? Dream on
I hope the Easter bunny was good to you, because chances are the Reserve Bank won’t be. ⌘ Read more
When Samuel Johnson woke up in emergency, he had one thought
The narrator of the observational series Paramedics got a first-hand look at the work of medicos after he was hit by a car. ⌘ Read more
Reports of an Australian aid worker killed in Israeli air strike
There are reports an Australian aid worker has been killed in an Israeli air strike in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s chicken diane
Steak diane was a favourite in the 1970s and again in the 1990s. It’s time to bring it back, but with a bit of a chicken twist. ⌘ Read more
Around the clubs: Tigers to call up another highly rated teen to replace Galvin
Easter Monday hero Lachlan Galvin will accept a two-week suspension for his hip drop, bringing one of the Tigers’ most talked-about signings in for his NRL debut. ⌘ Read more
Yes campaign groups received millions more in donations than No side for Voice referendum
The electoral commission has released figures detailing the sums received and expended by political parties and lobby groups involved in last year’s referendum campaign. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s call for Israel to ‘finish up’ Gaza war ‘shocks’ some on the right
Trump has long clung to the possibility of a grand bargain between Israel and the Palestinians, insisting that only he can broker the “deal of the century.” ⌘ Read more
If this was Usain Bolt, it’s an obstruction. But can you pick one when you see it?**
The NRL’s obstruction rule is dominating discussions. Again. So with the rule right in front of you, can you make a call on these examples of obstruction? ⌘ Read more
Exposed: How simple it is for cheats to buy a university essay
Despite authorities closing hundreds of essay cheating websites, the purchasing of assignments continues apace. ⌘ Read more
The Wallabies have landed a Kiwi ‘national treasure’ as scrum coach. It is a massive coup
Two-time World Cup winner Mike Cron is regarded as the world’s foremost expert on scrummaging - and he just joined Australian rugby. ⌘ Read more
Australian aid worker in Gaza
Australian aid worker Zomi Frankcom at a kitchen in Gaza for the World Central Kitchen food charity. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s Japanese-style braised chicken stew
Known as chikuzen-ni, this Japanese-style one-pan simmered dish is delicious at any time, whether it’s a simple dinner or a smaller breakfast dish. ⌘ Read more
Perth man accused of filming women in change rooms, gyms
The man has been charged with two counts of indecent acts in public and is due to appear before court. ⌘ Read more
Mysterious illness linked to Russian intelligence unit
Reports say Russian sonic weaponry is behind illness among US diplomats. ⌘ Read more
‘A tragedy’: Australian aid worker reportedly killed in Gaza
The Israeli military is investigating reports that an Australian aid worker has been killed by an apparent Israeli airstrike in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Fears as more shoppers use credit cards to buy now, pay later
Many people are using credit cards to pay off their buy now, pay later (BNPL) debt, stoking fears of a cascading “debt trap”. ⌘ Read more
‘The most disappointing thing’: Ginnivan opens up on Pies exit ahead of Gather Round clash
Jack Ginnivan has revealed post-grand final comments from coach Craig McRae combined with his exit interview showed him it was time to leave Collingwood, ahead of the new Hawk’s first clash against his old side on Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Australian aid worker in Gaza
Australian aid worker Zomi Frankcom onboard a Royal Jordanian Air Force cargo plane after completing an airdrop of food to northern Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Lions consider boycott over story
The Brisbane Lions are reportedly prepared to boycott 3AW radio and the Herald Sun over a story about a split in the playing group. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s Syrian consulate; Poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Jimmy Barnes hits stage three months after open heart surgery
Jimmy Barnes has kicked off his Australian tour at Bluesfest in Byron Bay just three months after open-heart surgery. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s Syrian consulate; Poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Person in Texas diagnosed with rare bird flu
The first human case of the highly contagious bird flu has been recorded in Texas. ⌘ Read more
Win a 10-day Viking ocean cruise, including flights***
Subscribers have the chance to win a 10-day Viking “Empires of the Mediterranean” cruise plus return flights for two\\*. ⌘ Read more****
Man found dead in Alkimos house fire
A man has died in a house fire in Perth’s north overnight. ⌘ Read more
Family discovers 'snake ball' under toy in Brisbane garage
A Brisbane family was shocked to discover a "Snake Ball" curled under a toy in their garage. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s Syrian consulate; Poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Weather warning in place after wild Melbourne storm
A weather warning is in place for much of Victoria after Melbourne was hit by a wild storm. ⌘ Read more
Skateboarding prodigy eyes Paris 2024
Teen skateboarding superstar Chloe Covell is targeting a spot on Australia's Olympic team. ⌘ Read more
Swarms of cicadas emerge in US
Trillions of cicadas will emerge in numbers not seen in decades and possibly centuries. ⌘ Read more
Swans divided over alleged teammate stoush
The Sydney Swans playing group is allegedly divided over allegations a player acted inappropriately with a teammate's former partner. ⌘ Read more
Mum explains how to avoid 'oily' stains on clean clothes
A mum has explained the laundry detergent mistake that is leaving clean clothes with 'oily' stains. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tuesday meeting at Moree
Everything to need to find a winner or two at the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Wall Street slides lower, ASX to resume after Easter break; $A slumps
US stocks are slipping from their record heights after a surprisingly strong report on US manufacturing cast doubts on how soon cuts to interest rates could arrive. ⌘ Read more
Remains of missing French toddler found
Émile Soleil vanished last July while staying with his grandparents in the French Alps. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israeli airstrike destroys Iran’s Syrian consulate; Poorly behaved politicians face docked pay, suspension
An Israeli airstrike has destroyed the consular section of Iran’s embassy in Syria, and politicians who misbehave could be suspended or have their pay docked under new laws proposed. ⌘ Read more
Disheartening' trend women tradies face in the workforce
A new report has found women tradies often resort to changing their names to appear more masculine just to get a foot in the workforce door. ⌘ Read more
Major Defence deal for Queensland
A major Defence deal will be announced today, with high-tech armoured vehicles to be made in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Weather warning in place after wild Melbourne storm
A weather warning is in place for much of Victoria after Melbourne was hit by a wild storm. ⌘ Read more
Number four on Germany jerseys to be redesigned over Nazi symbolism
Adidas said fans would no longer be able to customise their jersey with the number 44 over concerns it resembles the symbol used by the SS. ⌘ Read more
‘Fair thing to do’: ATO commissioner urged to wipe interest on ‘robotax’ debt
The tax watchdog has urged the new tax commissioner to extinguish interest accumulated on debts that people didn’t even know about. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal wins Women's English League Cup final
A trio of Australian stars helped Arsenal win the Women's English League Cup final over Chelsea. ⌘ Read more