# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 2286
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/bender/twtxt.txt&offset=2186
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/bender/twtxt.txt&offset=2086
@movq getting:


3Invalid request.       Error   Error   0 


On that address.
For those not on Gemini, a proxy provides more insides on such, hmm, interesting acronym. :-D
@movq one can dream, for sure. I miss all the Pope and Medici series, all gone. And that's just a start.
Enjoy! This is a longer weekend for us too (Labor Day), and even longer for me, as I have asked for Tuesday off. Yayyyyy! I will not be drinking (I voluntarily stopped drinking anything with alcohol in it), but I will try to get a few things done, and then relax.
@movq dear lord. “I really need that feature!” — said no one. 🙄
@dce is it not duplicated. Well, at least not now.
@thecanine I think Google's Android is as vanilla as it can be, coming from the "source". The bloatware is more often than not vendor's provided, no? I don't consider Google apps and services bloatware, but an intrinsic part of the Android "vanilla" experience.
@dce twtxt is quite light, and trouble-free. Welcome! I also run an ActivityPub server, but yeah, more often around here than there.
@dce I don't use Gemini, but I follow you on the good, old, HTTP(S)! :-)
@prologic, the very first sentence addresses something that needed to be addressed. Maybe tech savvy people will not have these issues, but many non-tech savvy people (and old people) I know has had, and has, cyclically, a myriad of malware, pestware, etc., issues on their Android based phones. It is a wild-west.
@lyse ooooh! I wish I had that mallet here at work today. So many uses come to mind! 😂
@lyse you have sent me down the rabbit hole now. That guy is a true wizard!
@lyse that's so cool! I had to do some research, as I thought all pallets were made using cheap pine wood (which is quite soft), but, boy, as I erring big time! Oak it is also used, which is hardwood, and quite durable.
I use Headscale. Love it!
@prologic ahh! You are talking to yourself again. 😅
@prologic slightly off topic, what's the URL for the feed you replied to? I must have muted it. 😅
Was that costing you money? If so, 🥳!
@movq nice "silent mode", thank you!
The author doesn't really long for retro. They long for time passed, for old times. We all do. It is called ageing.
@movq having to go to a gopher proxy to see a text document better served on readily available web servers... 🤭, but I digress. Verbatim text:


What's Missing from "Retro"
~softwarepagan
------------------------------------------------------------------
You know, often, when I say I miss older ways of computing or
connecting online, people tell me "there's nothing stopping you
from doing that now!" and they are technicay correct in most cases
(though I can't, for example, chat with friends on MSN ever
again...) However, let me explain that while this type of thing can
*sort of* fill that hole in my heart, it isn't *the same.*

Say, for example, I wanted to connect with others over a BBS. This
wouldn't offer the same types of connections it used to. While
there are BBSes around with active users, they're no longer there
to discuss movies, Star Trek, D&D, games, etc. They're there to
discuss *BBSes.* The same can be said for Gopher, old-school forums
and all sorts of revival projects (such as Escargot, Spacehey,
etc.) Retrocomputing enthusiasts, while they have a variety of
interests, are often in these spaces to discuss the medium itself
and not other topics. This exists at a stark contrast from how
things were in the past, where a non-tech-inclined person may learn
the tech to connect with likeminded others (as I did as a
Zelda-obsessed kid.)

The same can be said of old media. People will say "well, nobody is
stopping you from watching old shows/movies now!" Again, they are
technically correct. I can go home right now and watch *Star Trek:
The Next Generation* to my heart's content. It will never again,
however, be current, or new. When something is new, it serves as a
shared cultural experience. Remember how "Game of Thrones* felt in
the mid-to-late 2010s? Yeah, that.

It's sad. I sustain myself on a mixed diet of old things, new
things, and new things intended for old millenials like me who like
old things. It can be bittersweet. 
@lyse you will have to agree, though, that Yarn has contributed to make it possible to mass adopt (with its many glitches, bugs, and all) because, still, the web is king.
@movq yeah, I think something glitched at my end for a brief moment. It does it just fine.
Oh, holy crap, it just did it now! 🤯
How do you get your man pages to hyphenate? Mine doesn't do it.

@kat after 5 years or so with Linode, I started having little---but annoying---issues with them. Moved to Vultr and have been very happy with them since Ubuntu 16.04, so 9 years, and a little bit more.
LOL. I felt like I was been left behind! 😜
@prologic yeah, because, you know, even if you try entering a fake date of birth, the "algorithms" will move it, like a Ouija board, changing it back to the right one /s. 🙄
@prologic what a great world we live in! No wonder they marked this sector unoccupied.
@prologic interesting, a Chinese pickup truck. Hmm, I would very interested to know your thoughts about it 2-3 years from now.
@prologic that looks like a beautiful camper! What kind of truck do you have to pull it? That could be the next thing you might need to focus on. I mean, 2,800kg gross is not feather light!
I think I understand now. Americans do not go camping, we do recreational activities. I don’t think campers are a thing here, but RVs (Recreational Vehicles) are. That’s why it would never cross my mind to get anything with fabric, that folds. No mate, we get a house on wheels, with a million miles engine. 🤣

Other than that, it looks nice!
This is it, boys and girls! The year of the Linux Desktop is this! I can smell it! :-D

> For the first time, Linux has officially broken the 5% desktop market share barrier in the United States of America! It's a huge milestone for open-source and our fantastic Linux community.
I meant, the first line is the only one on the blockquote .
@movq it is.
@prologic well, the ones down there (on your list) are pretty minimal, basic even. Yet, their pricing is super high (number wise, haven't checked the equivalent from AUD to USD).
Those campers are so expensive! For comparison: https://www.rvtrader.com/Orlando/rvs-for-sale?city=orlando&state=Florida%7CFL
@lyse which browser do you use? Chrome, Edge, and Firefox, under Ubuntu, all show it fine.
@kat I dislike him big time. It was a sad day when Tumblr felt on his hands.
TIL that there is a dedicated page for sudo. 😅
@prologic I like the last two, on the first three you sent. I looked up "Canarvon Gorge", and read more about it. Thanks for introducing me to it!
@lyse such a beautiful goooooooat! <3 Those eye, and the ear I would love to pet... Nice click, mate!
Anyone that the Pigs don't like sure is the perfect candidate. Without fail.
About ChatGPT rotting people's brains, similarly could be said about search engines, and reference books. Oh, also doom scrolling, and mobile devices, and the Internet... :-P
Now I could. A few minutes ago I posted one, and it went to the void. I can’t delete, though. I get a lovely 403.
Can I create a post?
@prologic no, good man. Follow the link, follow eet! :-)
@kat 🎵 Grafana ana bo bana fifo bo bana gra fana!🎶 Don’t mind me, I am nuts.
@kat I recommend you to remain curious without crossing the threshold. Unless, of course, you truly want to follow a never-ending rabbit hole. 😂
@doesnm.p.psf.lt so sorry for your suffering, and loss. :-P
@prologic what are we seeing here?
@prologic yes, I never understood you using micro.blog (and paying for it, nonetheless!). I don’t like it (as a platform), and have an unexplainable dislike for its creator.
I am also enjoying the tweaking of my Frankenstein monster CSS. LOL.
@prologic I am finding writing my Notes very therapeutic. Just create a markdown file and commit, push, and it’s live. Whatever comes to mind, whatever I want to keep as relevant. Silly things, more like a dump.

If I feel like it, I do. If not, I don’t. Not social, not intended for anyone to see them. I am enjoying it!
@movq why Gopher to babble, and not just HTTP? I mean, may as well just write plain text files on your machine, and leave them there, right?

Gopher and Mastodon are two completely different things. That’s where my confusion comes from.
@prologic do you remember Hamachi? Tailscale/Headscale is Hamachi on steroids. They are used primarily for creating a VPN among all your devices so they can talk to one another as if they were on the same LAN, even when they're not. That was, mostly, my WireGuard usage.

I still have WireGuard running—because it is so lite that it doesn’t matter—to use as regular VPN, but Headscale keeps all my devices connected forming their own “mini-Internet” 100% of the time.
@movq how does Gopher relates to Mastodon? Are you getting off the Fedi completely?
@movq the Rock Dove has some seriously sly eyes! LOL.
@prologic Tailscale is awesome! I run Headscale; it replaced my vanilla WireGuard install.
@prologic will do. No worries, not a show stopper. I will suggest that the muted numbered list not be sorted, but latest muted first. That way we have a better idea. Maybe adding timestamps to those too? Just a thought.
Scratch that, 48 muted feeds!
@prologic don't remember now. I have 46 muted feeds. :'-(
I swear that I have muted all the cat's feeds already. Yet, a new(?) one popped up.
@aelaraji all good now. Phew!
@kat awwww, wish I could help you with that! Is there anything people could do to help you manage it?
Hmm, something isn't right.
@aelaraji I saw the original fine, but your reply (and mine!) show disconnected here. Hmm, "the plot thickens!" :-D Thanks!
@kat toally forgiven, and welcome back! :-) What's new? Tell us all about it!
(#a23wqyq) @aelaraji I am missing the root for this twtxt. What was it? Hmm, referring to https://twtxt.net/twt/g5sjnlq.
@lyse LOL. I barely use my mother tongue. 😫
@movq oh, you bet someone is adding them. Being as we are a small community, I could almost guess who added what. 😅
@lyse I am so tempted to agree with you on this one. There has to be a way to manage that without having to mute the bejesus out of them.
Hey, hey, happy Pride Day! 🌈
@nghialele it’s great to see another Yarnd pod in the wild. Welcome!
@starletvania hello ((hello hello [imagine this as an echo])). ☺️
@thecanine with this you meant Conversations, not XMPP, right?

> "Also, finally getting full screen view for avatars in XMPP - a better integrated one, after 25 years. Y@ay!"
On QRs, as long as they work (and they are quite resilient), it doesn’t matter. Their design, and colours, will be based on theme in which they are included. They are getting used more now in the US. They are king on East Asia. They are awesome.
OMG! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@movq I didn't stop to think on this one. 😅 Of course, duh!
@movq this is mind boggling. How come it looks just fine under Mosaic, and not under IE3? Man, am I glad I don't use a Microsoft browser!
Once does the best of things when bored. :-)
Almost sure it would look even better if you removed CSS altogether for IE3, and the like. Your site is clean as a whistle, just vanilla, no CSS.
You got two plushies! A Tux, and a pretty anime girl! 🙈
@prologic yeah, that will work perfectly. Because you are using “please”—which we all know is a magic talisman word of obedience—all uploads of your code to Github will be automatically paused, until such magic word is removed. 😂
@prologic I remember going through your “introduction to Golang”, I don’t remember the URL, but I vividly remember going through it, and I was lost at chapter one. So, about that “mastering” the core in hours, “I don’t believe you.” (insert I don’t believe you meme animated GIF here). LOL.
@prologic what’s to like? :-P
@kat I don’t like Golang much either, but I am not a programmer. This little site, Go by example might explain a thing or two.
Jokes aside, what's the aim for doing this? Other than learning something new, that is.
@prologic so, what did you have for dinner last night? How's the weather Down Under a bit past 02:00? Do tell me. 🤭
Always glad to hear from you, mate. I understand work and personal life often demand attention. Just a well-being check, that's all. ☺️
@lyse an "informal" one. @movq doesn't even need to reach out. Simply wait until they start playing, measure the tempo, and start bassing on queue! Oh man, I can already imagine it! Dreamy! :-)
Again, I was simply pointing out that, if he used AI to correct misspellings, and improve grammar, then this isn't true:

> “This post was written entirely by a human, with no assistance from AI. (Other than spell- and grammar-checking.)”
@thecanine right. Spell checkers are not AI. Full grammar checking, and correction? That one I have not seeing, but on AI. So, what I meant was, let the grammar gaffes show; we type as we speak (most of the time). About spelling mistakes, well, let them be corrected as we have done since 1971(?).
@prologic to err is human, to forgive is divine, right? I say let us err, and forgive. My grammatical errors make me me. Misspellings? Well, we need no stinky AI for that!
@prologic Dustin's last sentence on that post:

> "This post was written entirely by a human, with no assistance from AI. (Other than spell- and grammar-checking.)"

Is it true that it was written "entirely by a human" then? Pfff.
@kat this is the way. Tell your pod I am very proud of them! 😂
@kat you just described me, according to my wife. 😅😂
@prologic I forgot to ask you about this. Did you ended up using TLS with Caddy, or you used something else?
@lyse now, that's as clear as water! See? How come @prologic wasn't able to put it that way? LOL.
@prologic I am not convinced. LOL. Can you ELI5 the problem, and what breaking the feed in smaller chunks solves?
@lyse what is the advantage for keeping it small? Will tt/tt2 bog down if your feed isn't rotated?