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My son says he doesn’t want to have children. It’s not my job to convince him
Having a baby is the rare thing you can’t back out of. Tatts, vasectomies, vows, all reversible. Babies, not so much. What if you do it and realise it’s not for you? ⌘ Read more
US looking at report that Israel used AI to identify bombing targets in Gaza
Two sources said the IDF decided to accept the collateral damage of as many as 15 to 20 civilians killed for every junior Hamas operative the AI program could find. ⌘ Read more
We have no trouble catching youth offenders – but can’t find the key to stop them
Taking away the social media “likes” would be a good starting point to negating youth crime. ⌘ Read more
Bowing to US pressure, Israel says it will allow more aid to Gaza
Joe Biden is said to have been privately enraged by the deadly strike on World Central Kitchen staff, and publicly noted it was not isolated given nearly 200 aid workers have been killed since October 7. ⌘ Read more
The bare-chested Forrest Gump factor that could make or break Trump and Biden
Like the Kennedys who preceded him, Robert F. Kennedy Jr is an attention-grabber, but he’s gathering real traction – especially among young American voters. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Why the slow decay of children’s handwriting skills spells trouble
Growing numbers of students are typing rather than writing their exams, due to fears their messy or illegible penmanship will hurt their marks. ⌘ Read more
This festival nurtured a generation of talent. Now it’s on life support
For two decades the National Young Writers’ Festival has been a crucible for Australian literary talent, but its future is now in doubt. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls as Fed official rattles Wall Street with rates warning
Miners and consumer companies dragged the ASX lower after US stocks slammed into reverse on suggestions the Fed may deliver none of the cuts to interest rates this year that investors are banking on. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
‘In no way did I mean to offend Collingwood’: May’s humble Pie
Steven May admits he could have chosen his words better in a contentious speech at Melbourne’s best and fairest last year, and says that the Magpies had been “inspirational”. ⌘ Read more
Byron Bay Wildlife Sanctuary flooded
Heavy rain damaged enclosures and buildings and forced the relocation of the animal hospital to higher ground. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
US submarine construction up to three years behind schedule raises more questions over AUKUS pact
State Department official Kurt Campbell says not only will Washington do whatever it takes to make AUKUS work, it will also expand it to other countries. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Pregnant woman punched, kicked in Perth’s south
A 51-year-old woman faced court on Thursday after being charged over the violent attack. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Broken bones, spinal fractures: Horror bike crash wipes out TDF champion, Australian star
Jonas Vingegaard has been taken to hospital along with leading Australian rider Jay Vine after some of the world’s best cyclists suffered injuries in a bad mass crash in Spain. ⌘ Read more
The sizzling speed of Corey Toole
Brumbies winger Corey Toole is one of the fastest ever Australian rugby players and is vying for a Wallabies call-up. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Australians reportedly missing in Taiwan after earthquake
Hundreds of aftershocks rattled Taiwan’s eastern region, driving scores to seek shelter outdoors, as the death toll from Wednesday’s 7.2-magnitude quake rose. ⌘ Read more
Elderly tourist killed by charging elephant
A charging elephant killed an American tourist during a safari holiday in Zambia. ⌘ Read more
Ex-Seven producer returns to witness box in Lehrmann defamation case
Taylor Auerbach gave explosive evidence on Thursday that Bruce Lehrmann invoiced Seven for a “bender” in Sydney including cocaine and sex workers. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Asbestos found in soil at second Melbourne playground
Asbestos-contaminated soil has been discovered in a Coburg playground, while another asbestos mulch probe continues in Melbourne’s west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Three die after fiery crash between road train and truck
Three people have died after a road train and truck collided in a fiery crash on a major highway in South Australia's far west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Explained: What is the ‘Black Nor’Easter’ smashing Sydney?**
Here’s what we know about the ‘Black Nor’easter’ phenomenon and its role in the wild weather that has hit Sydney and parts of NSW. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for day one of The Championships Randwick on Saturday
All you need to know to pick a winner on a huge day at headquarters. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to fall as Fed official rattles Wall Street with rates warning
US stocks slammed into reverse after a Federal Reserve official said it may deliver none of the cuts to interest rates this year that Wall Street has been banking on if inflation worsens. ⌘ Read more
Beware the ‘Black Nor’easter’: Sydney braces for heavy rain, flooding
Here’s what we know about the ‘Black Nor’easter’ phenomenon and its role in the wild weather that has hit Sydney and parts of NSW. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Don’t tell the Waratahs their Brumbies rivalry has gone flat
Last year, Tahs fans were offered free beer if their team won in Canberra. Is NSW in with a shout of winning in the nation’s capital for the first time since 2018 on Saturday night? ⌘ Read more
Broken bones, spinal fractures: Horror bike crash wipes out TDF champion, Australian star
Jonas Vingegaard has been taken to hospital along with leading Australian rider Jay Vine after some of the world’s best cyclists suffered injuries in a bad mass crash in Spain. ⌘ Read more
Urgent search for missing boaters off the Gold Coast
Water Police are currently conducting a search of the Broadwater off the Gold Coast after the discovery of an unmanned boat. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain hits nation’s east coast; NSW SES issues flood warnings for city, regions
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Flood warnings for New South Wales and Queensland
Heavy rains continue to drench large parts of eastern Australia today, with flood warnings issued. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Israel denies using AI to identify Gaza airstrike targets
Two sources said the IDF decided to accept the collateral damage of as many as 15 to 20 civilians killed for every junior Hamas operative the AI program could find. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
School of hammerhead sharks spotted off Burleigh Heads
A school of hammerhead shark pups were spotted off the coast of Burleigh Heads, Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Flood warnings for New South Wales and Queensland
Heavy rains continue to drench large parts of eastern Australia today, with flood warnings issued. ⌘ Read more
Australia's Defence Minister foreshadows cuts in military projects to refocus on Pacific
Defence projects to be cut as Albanese government makes Pacific region the priority. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Norman says Smith can 'bounce back'
LIV Golf boss Greg Norman says Aussie star Cameron Smith can "bounce back" from a tough summer trip home. ⌘ Read more
Tour de France winner in horror crash
Tour de France champion Jonas Vingegaard was taken away in an ambulance after a horror crash during the Basque Country Vuelta. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Nadal withdraws from another event
Spanish champion Rafael Nadal withdrew from the Monte Carlo Masters, casting doubt over his Roland-Garros plans. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Flood warnings for New South Wales and Queensland
Heavy rains continue to drench large parts of eastern Australia today, with flood warnings issued. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
The Rock opens up on WWE comeback
The Rock has opened up on his WWE comeback ahead of WrestleMania 40. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs bizarre training tactic ahead of Gather Round
Western Bulldogs coach Luke Beveridge has forced his players to train blindfolded in a strange tactic ahead of Gather Round. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Friday April 5
National weather forecast for Friday April 5. ⌘ Read more
Australia's Defence Minister foreshadows cuts in military projects to refocus on Pacific
Defence projects to be cut as Albanese government makes Pacific region the priority. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
US President Joe Biden speaks with Israeli PM about deaths of aid workers
Joe Biden tells Israeli PM to better protect civilians in first exchange since death of aid workers. ⌘ Read more
Russia warns it's now in 'direct confrontation' with NATO
Kremlin warns tensions between Russia and NATO have reached the level of 'direct confrontation'. ⌘ Read more
Flood warnings for New South Wales and Queensland
Heavy rains continue to drench large parts of eastern Australia today, with flood warnings issued. ⌘ Read more
Pickett in hot water after brutal bump
Demon Kysaiah Pickett may have landed himself in hot water for this hit on Adelaide's Jake Soligo. ⌘ Read more
Australia weather LIVE updates: Torrential rain set to hit nation’s east coast; flood warnings issued for Sydney, regional NSW
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
‘Very mysterious’: This guy may have just stopped a huge cyberattack
A backdoor entry to one of the most important pieces of software in the world was found during a routine check. If it was exploited, the effects could have been catastrophic. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Griffith Uni Metro option for Games?; Four things learnt from Broncos’ loss
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
First look: An Italian restaurant in Mount Eliza with strong River Cafe vibes
A minimalist fit-out, bold splashes of colour and fiercely regional Italian cooking: it’s a jolt of excitement for Mornington Peninsula dining. ⌘ Read more
Peter Dutton, friend of the working class. For now…**
In a desperate attempt to regain lost voters, Dutton’s 2.0 version of the Coalition is the party for the worker, but with no obviously pro-worker policies. ⌘ Read more
Meet the bagnum, the plastic wine pouch that’s a hit at the bottle shop
There’s a growing thirst for wine in alternative packaging, from pouches and cans to the new-school goon bag. ⌘ Read more
‘Boys, that’s not dad’: How sheepish Klemmer explained Gutherson taunt to kids
After being caught on camera giving Clint Gutherson the ‘up-yours’ treatment after Wests Tigers’ dramatic win over Parramatta, David Klemmer faced some awkward questions from his young sons. ⌘ Read more
Biden tells Netanyahu future US support for Israel’s war is on the line
Biden is said to have been privately enraged by the killing of the aid workers, and publicly noted it was not isolated given nearly 200 aid workers have been killed so far since the war began on October 7. ⌘ Read more
Is Bri Lee’s first novel a sly satire, or just an earnest train wreck?**
The author’s debut is easy to mock, but it definitely isn’t boring. ⌘ Read more
Error with missile prompts Danish authorities to close airspace
“The launch vehicle, the booster, is activated, and currently cannot be disabled,” the military said in a statement. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Wall Street climbs ahead of key jobs report
Wall Street is advancing back towards record heights as it braces for a jobs report that could shake the market on Friday. ⌘ Read more
E-scooter trial to mitigate Bankstown line closure – but only at three stations
Inner west passengers are set to be offered a limited e-scooter trial to help ease public transport woes when the T3 heavy rail line is shut down for 12 months. ⌘ Read more
Why did my colleagues clap for our CEO’s atrocious speech?**
Your congratulatory colleagues may be fearful of retribution. Or they may simply be sycophants. ⌘ Read more
Hack attack sparked months of delays for firefighters
A 2022 cyberattack that hobbled the fire service’s dispatch system delayed crews rushing to burning buildings and forced them to use a manual back-up scheme for eight months. ⌘ Read more
The biggest horticultural event in the southern hemisphere has fresh ideas for your garden
This year’s Melbourne International Flower and Garden Show was packed with inspiration for all gardeners. ⌘ Read more