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When the intern insists on helping me with the deployment ⌘ Read more
When I click “Run” for the 10th time in a row without fixing my code ⌘ Read more
When I finally fix the bug I’ve been stuck on for 2 hours ⌘ Read more
When a recruiter offers me a sysadmin position for the 4th time even though I’m a front-end dev ⌘ Read more
When I enable step-by-step debug mode ⌘ Read more
When the library we found online isn’t optimized but gets the job done ⌘ Read more
When I’m the only dev in a management meeting ⌘ Read more
When the app stops responding during my demo ⌘ Read more
When the senior dev fixes a bug in production ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just deleted production data by mistake ⌘ Read more
When I try to do things on the server without having the proper permissions ⌘ Read more
When I fixed my teammate’s bug without having a clue what I just did ⌘ Read more
When a colleague tries to dump their bug fix on me ⌘ Read more
When I understand absolutely nothing from the hastily written new specs by the salesperson ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me to put on a good face in a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When I try to copy a line from the live logs on the server ⌘ Read more
When the intern asks me what I think of their code ⌘ Read more
When I get back to my code after a 3-day weekend ⌘ Read more
When I’ve fixed the bug that’s been blocking the team for three hours ⌘ Read more
When the boss looks over my shoulder, so I can’t use ChatGPT to make progress on my code ⌘ Read more
When I’ve killed the wrong process with kill -9 and now have to restart the whole server ⌘ Read more
When I notice a coworker only taking on the easy tickets ⌘ Read more
When I think today’s going to be a quiet day, and my first bug appears at 9:02 ⌘ Read more
The Java garbage collector when it sees I don’t care about my object anymore ⌘ Read more
When the boss interrupts me every hour for a status update on my dev work ⌘ Read more
When I need to fix a bug that I can’t reproduce on my machine ⌘ Read more
When I run yet another compilation and wait to see when it’s going to break ⌘ Read more
When I discover that the sales rep sold something that’s technically impossible ⌘ Read more
When I restart a service with systemctl, and it fixes all my problems ⌘ Read more
When a dependency error appears out of nowhere while I’m in the middle of a rush ⌘ Read more
When I wonder why my data is missing, and I just forgot to mount my Docker volume ⌘ Read more
When I thought we were delivering on November 5th, but it turns out it was October 5th ⌘ Read more
When the client wonders why the app is slow after adding 50 features along the way ⌘ Read more
When I think everything is good, and Tomcat returns a 500 error right after deployment ⌘ Read more
When a colleague has publicly exposed our API keys ⌘ Read more
When my teammate gets scolded for a bug that I’m actually responsible for ⌘ Read more
When I look at the backlog and wonder if we’ll ever finish this project ⌘ Read more
When I created a great automation script for the team, and no one uses it ⌘ Read more
When the lead dev questions the senior dev’s technical solution ⌘ Read more
When I run my first build and everything is broken ⌘ Read more
When I get back from vacation and see that absolutely nothing has progressed on the project ⌘ Read more
When I do my final merge before leaving the office ⌘ Read more
When the client insists on getting a demo of our beta ⌘ Read more
When I set all the logs to debug mode ⌘ Read more
When ChatGPT finds the solution to my bug in under a minute ⌘ Read more
When I take over a legacy project and find a GOTO statement ⌘ Read more
When I have no choice but to deal with some CSS ⌘ Read more
When the lead dev goes into a meeting to defend our technical solution ⌘ Read more
When I catch someone modifying my code ⌘ Read more
When I return to my favorite project ⌘ Read more
When I open our ticket manager after a complicated production release ⌘ Read more
When my partner asks me to test the feature he just coded ⌘ Read more
When I start using an API without reading its documentation ⌘ Read more
When I’m waiting for approval from the lead dev to continue working on my code ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson glances at our technical documentation ⌘ Read more
When my partner finds a bug in my code and sends me a screenshot ⌘ Read more
When I start the build and realize I forgot to import a dependency ⌘ Read more
When a client keeps calling me late on a Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
When I stop by the sysadmin’s desk to ask for help ⌘ Read more
When I get a message from HR, and it’s to fix a printer ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just ran an UPDATE without a WHERE clause ⌘ Read more
When I realize I deployed to the wrong client’s production environment ⌘ Read more
When the client tells us they plan to review a lot of things ⌘ Read more
When I watch the intern code their fix ⌘ Read more
When I have to make changes to a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When we try to figure out exactly how the library we just imported works ⌘ Read more
When the boss shows up unannounced in the open space ⌘ Read more
When I realize I forgot to code a major feature for today’s delivery ⌘ Read more
When I pass a ticket that’s more complicated than expected to a colleague ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to explain to my colleagues how I fixed a critical bug ⌘ Read more
When the client tests their app for the first time in front of us ⌘ Read more
When the boss jokes about the stability of my code in front of the team ⌘ Read more
When I was about to grab a coffee and spot the salesperson in the break room ⌘ Read more
When the front-end dev is unavailable, and I’m asked to handle the CSS ⌘ Read more
When someone asks for help on a technology I master ⌘ Read more
When I walk out of a meeting with the client’s “technical expert”** ⌘ Read more
When my partner informs me he fixed a typo while I’m working on a critical bug ⌘ Read more
When the boss catches me procrastinating ⌘ Read more
When I’m in the middle of a code review ⌘ Read more
When I notice during the demo that all users have admin rights ⌘ Read more
When the senior dev explains how to configure the project ⌘ Read more
The salesperson when the client asks if they can have a quick presentation of our progress ⌘ Read more
When the client asks me where the other features they need to test are ⌘ Read more
When I’m attempting to fix a bug in production ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me if I know who’s responsible for the production bug ⌘ Read more
When I ask a user to specify their error and they just reply “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When my partner tells me they broke our entire repository ⌘ Read more
When the console throws dozens of errors even though I only have 15 lines of code ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks me how I managed to fix his bug ⌘ Read more
When the client complains about a feature they specifically requested ⌘ Read more
When I come across a table with 20 foreign keys ⌘ Read more
When a client who didn’t renew their maintenance contract keeps sending us tickets ⌘ Read more
When I try to hide a bug right before my demo ⌘ Read more
When I rewrite my partner’s 150-line function in just 10 lines ⌘ Read more
When my partner asks if I can help with a regex ⌘ Read more
When my code works on the first try ⌘ Read more