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AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: High stakes for grand finalists Brisbane with early season danger match versus Kangas
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: High stakes for grand finalists Brisbane with early season danger match versus Kangas
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: High stakes for grand finalists Brisbane with early season danger match versus Kangas
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
I did one of Australia’s greatest treks the easy way (and it wasn’t that easy)
For 90 years, walkers have been discovering the Tasmanian bush, and perhaps something about themselves, as they trek the Overland’s Track’s 65 kilometres ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, North Melbourne Kangaroos chase much-needed win at Gather Round
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
Nine must-do highlights of Fremantle, Western Australia
It’s impossible not to be charmed by this eclectic port suburb, also known as the gateway to Rottnest Island. ⌘ Read more
Another one bites the dust: Mona Foma cancelled in further blow for live music
The festival, which featured acts including Queens of the Stone Age and Nick Cave, has been permanently cancelled just a month after its most recent event. ⌘ Read more
Sydney street shut down as police raid suspected criminal organisation
NSW Police have cracked down on suspected members of organised crime networks, conducting raids in Sydney's Inner West yesterday. ⌘ Read more
NSW drivers can claim toll rebate from next week
The first toll relief rebate is right around the corner for NSW drivers, who will be able to claim some cash back from next week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, North Melbourne Kangaroos chase much-needed win at Gather Round
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
Regeneus trebles on back of merger deal
This week’s Bulls N’ Bears ASX Runner of the Week is… Regeneus Ltd. Its share price surged 220 per cent to join fellow movers Acrux Ltd and Perpetual Resources. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, North Melbourne Kangaroos chase much-needed win at Gather Round
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
Military funding could be slashed as government rethinks defence strategy
Military projects could be facing budget cuts as the federal government looks to reshape its defence policy. ⌘ Read more
Former TV producer reimbursed Lehrmann for ‘cocaine and prostitutes', court hears
A former TV producer has told a court the Seven Network reimbursed Bruce Lehrmann for cocaine and prostitutes, writing it off as 'preproduction costs’. ⌘ Read more
Neil Perry’s restaurant tips
The chef and restaurateur on success, failure & where he loves to eat. ⌘ Read more
Parts of NSW thrashed by heavy rain
Parts of Sydney have been thrashed by a relentless downpour, causing flash flooding and major transport delays. ⌘ Read more
Cruising around Greece is booming like never before
Greece is a scintillatingly beautiful destination with a coast and islands made for cruising. It’s no wonder more than 1000 ships are heading there this year. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, North Melbourne Kangaroos chase much-needed win at Gather Round
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
Woodside and Pilbara fertiliser plant look at storing emissions underground
Woodside and Norway’s Yara are targeting injecting more than one million tonnes of carbon emissions a year under the seabed off the Pilbara coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions, North Melbourne Kangaroos chase much-needed win at Gather Round
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
You won’t believe the food you can get at the footy these days (and who’s cooking there)
Marvel Stadium is dishing up a dining revolution with food by hatted chefs, vegan parmas and restaurants open well beyond game day. ⌘ Read more
Cleveland Dodd inquest: Youth wing in high-security prison ‘set up to fail’**
The corrections worker who found Cleveland Dodd after he self-harmed says the prison unit where the incident happened “was set up to fail”. ⌘ Read more
‘We only have each other’: How the Demons galvanised amid raging scandals
Melbourne’s culture has been questioned, with coach Simon Goodwin saying actions speak louder than words. In the last month, the Demons’ actions have been convincing. ⌘ Read more
Ten takes aim at Seven’s ‘perverse universe’ amid fresh Lehrmann allegations
Taylor Auerbach gave explosive evidence on Thursday that Bruce Lehrmann invoiced Seven for a “bender” in Sydney including cocaine and sex workers. ⌘ Read more
Split inside conservative green group over new nuclear agenda
Former NSW energy minister Matt Kean is among supporters who have jumped ship from the green group since it began to back federal Peter Dutton’s nuclear policy. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: Unfair fee pushed cost of my Australian passport over $500**
“I know Australian passports are expensive but it seems if you renew overseas you are now hit with an additional fee of $155.” ⌘ Read more
Can we build it? No we can’t. States demand fast track for foreign tradies
Several states are demanding the federal government find ways to fast track foreign workers into the nation to meet the 90,000 tradie shortfall threatening the nation’s ability to meet its housing target. ⌘ Read more
Heavy rain slashes peak hour train services across Sydney
The SES issued dozens of warnings for this evening, including possible flooding across the south, west and south-west of the city. ⌘ Read more
Where to go, when: Traveller’s month-by-month guide
Which cities and countries to visit when to enjoy the best weather, events and festivals – as well as steering clear of crowds. ⌘ Read more
What have the Simpsons got to do with a Nobel laureate’s latest novel?**
A strange presence in Jon Fosse’s latest short novel is a tantalising invitation to curiosity and doubt. ⌘ Read more
Is Gabriel García Márquez’s posthumous offering a feminist novel?**
For the first time, the great Colombian novelist has a woman as the central protagonist of one of his novels. ⌘ Read more
A powerful argument for the natural existence of transgender people
Judith Butler points out that the word gender has, in some parts of the world, become a matter of extraordinary alarm. ⌘ Read more
The drug that let the imperialists have their way in India and China
The British forced open trade with China by getting the population addicted to opium. ⌘ Read more
The game has changed. Wingers’ values should be soaring like Coates
Wantaway Dragon Zac Lomax has allowed himself to be caught in a time warp of the game’s own making where centres are still more valued than finishers. ⌘ Read more
Ego, pain and ADHD: The unusual determination of Dave Hughes
Lying on the beach in agony, waiting for an ambulance that never showed up, one thing was clear to the comedian: this would definitely make it into his stand-up show. ⌘ Read more
Jacka Foundation sells historic Fitzroy digs
Not-for-profit landlord, the Jacka Foundation, is selling the historic Fitzroy factory where the Southern School of Natural Therapies has operated for nearly 30 years. ⌘ Read more
The greatest shows on Earth: 16 events worth crossing the globe for
Events-based tourism is booming. Here’s our line-up of shows and gatherings that are worth travelling for. ⌘ Read more
Beyond scones and sangas: high tea gets a modern makeover
Plus: get ready for the weekend with these fresh diversions. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Teen given third chance on bail after pack attack left boy with horrific injuries
A teen celebrated like he’d won a grand final after a group of boys armed with machetes, knives, hammers and baseball bats set upon a boy outside a shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
He ‘fell into a dark hole’ after a fatal diagnosis. A miracle now beckons
He believes this will be his one chance to claim the national belt. But that’s not all Lachlan O’Shea is fighting for. ⌘ Read more
The hire that proves Rugby Australia is planning for the future
The significance of Joe Schmidt’s latest recruit cannot be overestimated – and it shows the Wallabies coach wants to leave a lasting legacy. ⌘ Read more
‘Where does my kid stand?’ Inside the meeting that kept Lachlan Galvin at Wests Tigers
The rookie five-eighth has been a revelation in the Tigers No.6 jersey this season. But just a few short weeks ago, he was looking for the exit doors fearing a lack of opportunity at the club. ⌘ Read more
Teens charged over attack at Wallaby legend’s home to be sentenced
At a brief review of the case, the court heard Justice Peter Davis would order a separation report, which would detail how a juvenile offender was held in detention and under what conditions. ⌘ Read more
Rio Tinto plots ‘nature targets’ to curb impact of huge mine in Africa
The mining giant is part of a consortium building a huge new mining province in Guinea, where there are fears for the survival of a species of chimpanzee. ⌘ Read more
British MP caught in ‘honeytrap’ sexting scandal
Tory MP William Wragg has admitted to sharing colleagues’ phone numbers with a man he met via a dating app. ⌘ Read more
Teeny Korean-inspired cafe opens from pair of Greca and Yoko veterans
In an old Coorparoo trophy shop, it’s set to serve egg drop brioches, omurice with prawns, and eggplant rice, with a small-producer wine list (and shop) to come. ⌘ Read more
My granddaughter pretends she’s running late for work. Should I worry?**
Copying parental behaviour is usually just child’s play, writes our Modern Guru. Unless ... ⌘ Read more
‘It’s like the Bronx’: Drummoyne becomes unlikely focus of city’s drug war
The tentacles of Sydney’s multibillion-dollar drug war have reached the affluent waterfront suburb, where locals walking dogs have been approached by the “security” of alleged criminal gangs. ⌘ Read more
Astronomers may have got dark energy all wrong. It’s great news for the universe
Dark energy was assumed to be a constant force throughout cosmic history. New data suggests it’s more changeable, possibly upending long-standing doom predictions. ⌘ Read more
In war, the horror is the only thing you can believe
Truth has been a stranger to wars of the past, and remains alien to current wars. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
This gem of the comedy festival is waiting to be unearthed – don’t sleep on it
From finding humour in hard times to Excel-lent stand-up, this year’s comedy festival is in full swing. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Charm offensive: Chris Isaak conquers an adoring Kings Park crowd
For a singer celebrated for his heartbreaking romantic ballads Chris Isaak sure knows how to deliver a great gag. ⌘ Read more
Sydney Theatre Company’s artistic director to step down, eyeing Broadway move
The creative force behind West End hit, The Picture of Dorian Gray, is to step down at the end of the year from his full-time role at the flagship company he has led for eight years. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Drug runner in WA cocaine mega-bust cops lengthy jail term
A New South Wales man embroiled in Australia’s largest ever drug sting will spend at least 12 years behind bars for transporting and hoarding 200 kilograms of plaster he believed to be $100 million worth of cocaine. ⌘ Read more
Risk of accidental missile launch prompts Danish authorities to close airspace
“The launch vehicle, the booster, is activated, and currently cannot be disabled,” the military said in a statement. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
A day-trip to Venice may cost up to $500 if new tax not paid
Visitors arriving at the main train and bus stations will be met by stewards who will remind tourists of a new entrance fee for the city’s historic centre. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Lehrmann’s ‘pre-production expenses’ included $750 for bender in Sydney, court told
Taylor Auerbach gave explosive evidence on Thursday that Bruce Lehrmann invoiced Seven for a “bender” in Sydney including cocaine and sex workers. ⌘ Read more
Johns casts doubt on Knights shake-up
Newcastle legend Andrew Johns is unsure about another Knights shake-up and a third halves pairing this year. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls as Fed official rattles Wall Street with rates warning
Technology and consumer-related stocks dragged the ASX lower after US equities slammed into reverse on suggestions the US Federal Reserve may deliver not deliver the interest rates this year that investors are banking on. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
14 midweek meals ready in three steps or less to make this week
From a 15-minute chickpea pasta to a roasted red fish curry, these low-fuss recipes prove speedy and simple can mean a delicious dinner in minutes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Asbestos found at second Melbourne playground
Asbestos-contaminated soil has been dug up in a Coburg playground, while an asbestos mulch probe continues in Melbourne’s west. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Player banned for two games over 'assault'
Newcastle goalkeeper Isobel Nino was red carded and banned for two games for "assault" on a rival player. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Multi-million cash injection to help WA’s foster kids
A WA program aimed at helping children in the foster system will receive a significant funding boost in the upcoming state government budget. ⌘ Read more
Authorities racing against rain, worst yet to come for Sydney
The brunt of the rainfall is expected late Friday afternoon and into Saturday morning, while coastal residents between Newcastle and Wollongong have been warned of damaging winds. ⌘ Read more
Armed cops raid Drummoyne homes
About 50 officers from NSW Police's Raptor Squad locked down parts of Drummoyne on Thursday evening to target alleged members of a high-profile criminal group: ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Griffith Uni Metro option for Games?; Four things learnt from Broncos’ loss
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Authorities racing against rain, worst yet to come for Sydney
The brunt of the rainfall is expected late Friday afternoon and into Saturday morning, while coastal residents between Newcastle and Wollongong have been warned of damaging winds. ⌘ Read more
LNG giants escape export clampdown this winter as supplies lift
East coast gas producers will avoid facing unprecedented orders to break export contracts and redirect supplies to Australian buyers this winter. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Urgent search for missing boaters off the Gold Coast
Water Police are currently conducting a search of the Broadwater off the Gold Coast after the discovery of an unmanned boat. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
The Armaguard saga shows we’re a long way from ditching cash entirely
Financial troubles at Armaguard highlight the strain on the system used to distribute cash to ATMs, supermarkets and post offices. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
Sydney's new tug: keeping shipping safe on the harbour
The $16m 'Engage Rascal' has arrived in Sydney Harbour and has plenty to keep it busy. ⌘ Read more
Legendary sail designer's rooster prank
Gautier Sergent has died at 47. Outside of being a visionary sail designer, the French rugby tragic was also reportedly responsible for releasing a rooster onto the field during an All Blacks test in Wellington. ⌘ Read more
Five spinach-packed pies to make this weekend
Pack in the green veg and savour the flaky pastry at the same time. These golden pies make the perfect weekend meal. ⌘ Read more
Australia's Defence Minister foreshadows cuts in military projects to refocus on Pacific
Defence projects to be cut as Albanese government makes Pacific region the priority. ⌘ Read more
US President Joe Biden speaks with Israeli PM about deaths of aid workers
Joe Biden tells Israeli PM to better protect civilians in first exchange since death of aid workers. ⌘ Read more
Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. Why Cherry-Evans is the NRL’s great survivor
Daly Cherry-Evans will on Saturday surpass Cliff Lyons as the most capped Sea Eagle of all time. Few players have endured more during a rollercoaster career. ⌘ Read more
Latrell Mitchell is the most important person in NSW. Why is he being booed?**
Racist booing led to Adam Goodes quitting AFL. League fans could impact Latrell Mitchell’s future if they continue to jeer the Rabbitohs’ star. ⌘ Read more
Flood warnings for New South Wales and Queensland
Heavy rains continue to drench large parts of eastern Australia today, with flood warnings issued. ⌘ Read more