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Injury prone star goes down
Jack Bird tried to stay on the field but ultimately departed after concerning signs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Five straight goals for Port a dagger through Essendon’s heart; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Dons pressure is high but Power lead as Rozee stars; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Dons pressure is high but Power lead as Rozee stars; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Dons pressure is high but Power lead as Rozee stars; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Dons pressure is high but Power lead as Rozee stars; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Flying Rebels star Glen Vaihu strikes
The Melbourne Rebels went from one side of the field to the other, setting up Glen Vaihu in the corner. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Talking heads: Rare photos reveal a Brisbane the police didn’t want you to see
It was a time of volatility and it was fleeting. But these black-and-white photographs show Brisbane’s punk and post-punk era in all its historic glory. ⌘ Read more
Why those losing faith in the Brisbane Olympics should look to LA
Brisbane isn’t the only city to debate the cost of hosting the 16-day event while striving for a longer-term legacy outside of sporting venues. ⌘ Read more
Mooloolaba works on hold as new mayor sets vision for Sunshine Coast
It is the most divisive project since the “Loo with a View” and Rosanna Natoli has asked how much the new seawall and foreshore will cost. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
'What have we just seen?'
Zac Lomax has produced one of his best moments ever with a sensational try assist. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Silky hands puts gifted star over
Zac Lomax showed his wet weather skills to finish Ben Hunt's classy grubber. ⌘ Read more
Young sent off, Tedesco KO’d as Bulldogs defy 11-man Roosters
You’d be hard-pressed to pick what the most bewildering part of the match – the three failed head injury assessments, the send-off or the two players making their NRL returns after drugs bans, and that was just in the opening 40 minutes. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Bulldogs v Roosters - Round 5
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs host Sydney Roosters in Round 5 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Accor Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Hastings scores first after recall
Jackson Hastings combined beautifully with his new halves partner Jack Cogger. ⌘ Read more
Radley sin binned for silly tackle
Victory Radley was sent to the sin bin for a hip-drop style tackle, taking the Roosters down to just 11 on field. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Dogs young gun stretchered off after scary collision
Harrison Edwards was forced to leave the field after his head was placed in awkward position during a tackle. ⌘ Read more
Radley Sin Binned for silly tackle
Radley was sent to the Sin Bin for a hip-drop style tackle, taking the Roosters down to just 11 on field. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Fast-thinking Fijian Drua draw first blood
Frank Lomani scored the first try for the Fijian Drua against the Melbourne Rebels after two pieces of quick-thinking. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL round four teams: Hardwick dumps seven players for GWS clash
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round four. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Weep for Palestinians but not Iran backed Hamas
Readers are appalled by the Israeli airstrike that killed seven aid workers, but warn that it’s a mistake to view Hamas’ operatives as ‘freedom fighters’. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Asbestos mulch found at three more parks in west Melbourne
Asbestos-contaminated material has now been found at four Hobsons Bay parks – at least three of which are linked to Victorian government Big Build projects. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions power to first win of 2024; Big test for Dons against Port on the road
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions powering towards victory as Neale rested; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Samantha Murphy’s husband ‘can’t give up hope' in search for body
Samantha Murphy’s husband has told 9News that he “can't give up hope” and goes out to search for her body two months after she disappeared. ⌘ Read more
Widow pays tribute to truckie who died in crash
A grieving window has paid tribute to her husband who was one of three truck drivers killed in a crash on South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula. ⌘ Read more
‘Not for the faint-hearted’: What it’s like to drop $30 million ... in one race
After missing the start in the Golden Slipper, boom colt Storm Boy is looking for victory and tens of millions of potential earnings at stud at Randwick on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
The Championships, day one: Your guide to the four group 1s at Randwick
With wet weather expected for the first day of The Championships, headlined by the Doncaster Mile and TJ Smith Stakes, we run the rule over the four big races. ⌘ Read more
Tigers strange ground tactic before Gather Round
Richmond has marked out the boundary line of Norwood Oval on their training ground at Punt Road. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide Crows' rough start to season
The heat is rising on the Adelaide Crows after slumping to a disastrous zero and four start to the season. ⌘ Read more
Boy shaves head to raise funds for childhood cancer
A nine-year-old boy has shaved his head in front of his classmates to raise funds to fight childhood cancer. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions powering towards victory as Neale rested; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Samantha Murphy’s husband ‘can’t give up hope' in search for body
Samantha Murphy’s husband has told 9News that he “can't give up hope” and goes out to search for her body two months after she disappeared. ⌘ Read more
Calls to outlaw popular nickname in South Australia
South Australia’s tourism commission is calling for the state to outlaw a popular nickname. ⌘ Read more
Widow pays tribute to truckie who died in crash
A grieving window has paid tribute to her husband who was one of three truck drivers killed in a crash on South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula. ⌘ Read more
Asbestos discovered in second Melbourne park
Asbestos-contaminated soil has been uncovered at a popular Melbourne playground just days after a similar discovery was made at a park in the city's west. ⌘ Read more
Heavy rain and potential flash flooding in Queensland
Queenslanders are bracing for a wild weekend of wet weather with two systems forming and threatening heavy rain and flash flooding. ⌘ Read more
Biden says US support for Israel on the line in phone call to Netanyahu
US President Joe Biden has told Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that the air strike that killed Australian aid worker Zomi Frankcom was "unacceptable". ⌘ Read more
Non-hormonal menopause treatment approved for use
A non-hormonal menopause treatment has been approved for use in Australia, combating hot flushes and night sweats. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions powering towards victory as Neale rested; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Skipper saves life of boatie during crash on Gold Coast
A humble skipper has helped save the life of another boatie during a terrifying crash on the Gold Coast Broadwater. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions powering towards victory as Neale rested; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Delayed trains, evacuations: Month’s worth of rain dumped on Sydney in a day
Sydneysiders commuting home on Friday afternoon are still experiencing massive delays while some roads have been closed due to floodwaters. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Scary hit sees Young punished
Rooster Dominic Young was sent off after a brutal tackle on Bulldog Blake Taaffe. ⌘ Read more
Britain’s best-paid woman hit by money laundering failures fine at gambling empire
Online gambling firm Bet365 has been fined $1.1 million in the UK after failing to prevent potential money laundering and protect vulnerable customers. ⌘ Read more
Making sense of health headlines shouldn’t be so difficult – or dangerous
Recent coverage of new research on time-restricted eating was a reminder of how easily the media – and health experts – can get it wrong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Parts of NSW thrashed by heavy rain
Parts of Sydney have been thrashed by a relentless downpour, causing flash flooding and major transport delays. ⌘ Read more
Military funding could be slashed as government rethinks defence strategy
Military projects could be facing budget cuts as the federal government looks to reshape its defence policy. ⌘ Read more
Sydney street shut down as police raid suspected criminal organisation
NSW Police have cracked down on suspected members of organised crime networks, conducting raids in Sydney's Inner West yesterday. ⌘ Read more
Former TV producer reimbursed Lehrmann for ‘cocaine and prostitutes', court hears
A former TV producer has told a court the Seven Network reimbursed Bruce Lehrmann for cocaine and prostitutes, writing it off as 'preproduction costs’. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Domestic flight cancellations, Sydney train delays as torrential rain batters Australia’s east coast; SES flood warnings issued
Sydney and the rest of NSW are bracing for gale force winds, heavy rain and possibly deadly flooding as wild weather deepens along Australia’s east coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Clarke steamrolls Force defence for Funaki try
Caleb Clarke stormed his way through the Force defence to set up Taufa Funaki for his second try of the night for the Blues. ⌘ Read more
Tedesco forced off after scary hit
James Tedesco has been forced to exit the field after a big collision with Viliame Kikau. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Asbestos mulch found at three more parks in west Melbourne
Asbestos-contaminated material has been found at three more Hobsons Bay parks linked to the Victorian government’s Big Build projects. ⌘ Read more
Dogs slice up Roosters in strong start
Blake Taafe was the first man to go over at Accor Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL round four teams: Hardwick dumps seven players for GWS clash
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round three. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions kicking back into form over Roos; Dees star Pickett suspended again
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL round four teams: Hardwick dumps seven players for GWS clash
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round three. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions off to a flyer in high stakes clash; Pickett suspended again after another high hit
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions off to a flyer in high stakes clash; Pickett suspended again after another high hit
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Friday, April 5
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Ioane bros set up Blues try
Ioane brothers and Akira Rieko set the wheels in motion for Taufa Funaki to score the fourth try of the night for the Blues against the Force. ⌘ Read more
AFL round four teams: Hardwick dumps seven players for GWS clash
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round three. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Weak Force defence lets in easy Blues try
Dalton Papalii put the Western Force defence to shame, setting up Laghlan McWhannell for the third Blues try of the night in Auckland. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions off to a flyer in high stakes clash; Pickett suspended again after another high hit
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 5 LIVE: Bulldogs score in opening minute after Roosters burn captain’s challenge
What promises to be a sodden all-Sydney blockbuster kicks off our Friday night double-header with both sides looking to bounce back from losses last week. ⌘ Read more
Taylor Auerbach took us down the rabbit hole – and Justice Lee brought us back
The defamation case of Bruce Lehrmann was again captivated by the sensational claims of former Spotlight producer Taylor Auerbach. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions off to a flyer in high stakes clash; Pickett suspended again after another high hit
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
Previously unseen draft of Brittany Higgins’ book describes debauchery as like the ‘Wolf of Wall Street’**
Hedonistic parties feature in a previously unseen draft of a memoir by Higgins that has been brought to light in a reopened defamation lawsuit. ⌘ Read more
Channel Seven’s grubby Spotlight ‘exclusive’ puts my beloved trade to shame
I can see no excuse for the kind of abhorrent behaviour we’ve heard about at Channel Seven in recent days. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions off to a flyer in high stakes clash; Pickett suspended again after another high hit
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Israel may pay compensation to Zomi Frankcom’s family; Ex-Seven producer’s evidence resumes in Bruce Lehrmann defamation case
A ‘foreign’ battalion could help the ADF deal with a recruitment crisis, Israel may offer payments to families of slain aid workers and the Bruce Lehrmann case resumes. ⌘ Read more
Harpreet has a phobia of swimming. He knows his community needs help
The Indian-Australian community is reeling from multiple drowning tragedies. What needs to change? ⌘ Read more
NRL round 5 LIVE: Bulldogs v Roosters, Knights v Dragons
What promises to be a sodden all-Sydney blockbuster kicks off our Friday night double-header with both sides looking to bounce back from losses last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Lions off to a flyer in high stakes clash; Pickett suspended again after another high hit
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 6, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: High stakes for grand finalists Brisbane with early season danger match versus Kangas
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls as Fed official rattles Wall Street with rates warning
Technology and mining stocks dragged the ASX lower after US equities slammed into reverse on suggestions the US Federal Reserve may deliver not deliver the interest rates this year that investors are banking on. ⌘ Read more
Australians missing in Taiwan after earthquake named
Taiwanese officials said they had located the pair’s hotel and were working with police and authorities in Australia to find them. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: High stakes for grand finalists Brisbane with early season danger match versus Kangas
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
The country star carrying Kerry ‘Skull’ O’Keeffe’s hopes … and his colours
Kerry O’Keeffe is as nervous ahead of Gallant Star’s run in Saturday’s Country Championship as he was before a Test match for Australia. ⌘ Read more
‘Most stadiums don’t have roofs’: Minns blows whistle on Accor dream
But a feasibility study will investigate the cheaper option of installing a fixed, non-retractable roof at the 83,000-seat stadium in Olympic Park. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 5 LIVE: Bulldogs v Roosters, Knights v Dragons
What promises to be a sodden all-Sydney blockbuster kicks off our Friday night double-header with both sides looking to bounce back from losses last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: High stakes for grand finalists Brisbane with early season danger match versus Kangas
AFL 2024 round three LIVE updates: Brisbane Lions v North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide v Essendon Bombers scores, results, fixtures, teams, tips, games, how to watch. ⌘ Read more
Punters hold fire amid fears Doncaster meeting could fall victim to big wet
Betting on Saturday’s feature race slowed to a crawl on Friday as rain lashed Sydney, with a decision on whether to call off the first day of The Championships to be made at 5.30am. ⌘ Read more