# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 240020
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://feeds.twtxt.net/TheAge_LatestNews/twtxt.txt&offset=219120
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://feeds.twtxt.net/TheAge_LatestNews/twtxt.txt&offset=219220
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://feeds.twtxt.net/TheAge_LatestNews/twtxt.txt&offset=219020
Australian cyclist Jay Vine’s wife feared the worst amid his horror crash
Jay Vine’s wife has revealed how she feared he might have died when the star Australian cyclist was lying prostrate in a ditch after a dreadful crash in northern Spain. ⌘ Read more
This gem of the comedy festival is waiting to be unearthed – don’t sleep on it
From lurid family histories to Excel-lent stand-up, this year’s comedy festival is in full swing. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Wild weather set to continue over weekend as torrential rain, wind lashes Australia’s east coast
Heavy rain and storms are set continue on Saturday, leading to flood and severe weather warnings. ⌘ Read more
Residents evacuating parts of Sydney as Warragamba Dam hits capacity
Suburbs on Sydney’s fringes are facing the threat of significant flooding as intense storms slowly shift south. ⌘ Read more
Young banned for two weeks for high tackle, but Radley escapes sanction
Victor Radley escaped sanction for a potential hip-drop tackle on Stephen Crichton, but Dominic Young wasn’t so lucky for his hit on Blake Taaffe. ⌘ Read more
Queen’s ‘happy place’ to be opened to the public for the first time
The move to open Balmoral Castle to tourists is part of King Charles’ wish to make royal residences more accessible. ⌘ Read more
Biden urges Egypt, Qatar to press Hamas to agree to hostage deal
Running out of patience, the US president is pressuring Arab leaders to do more to achieve a ceasefire in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
WWE stars set to make history in Philly
Trick Williams and Carmelo Hayes will make history for WWE this weekend in Philadelphia. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, April 6, 2024
The Age photos of the week, April 6, 2024 ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, April 7, 2024
The Age photos of the week, April 7, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s wild weather
aaa ⌘ Read more
Crews work into night to repair week-long Brisbane NBN outages
NBN reported the incident was triggered when an aerial cable was damaged, with work delayed because of a major intersection. ⌘ Read more
Port’s talent embarrassed Essendon; the Bombers should invite their recruiters to the post-mortem
To properly review an underwhelming performance, Brad Scott could do worse than invite his recruiting department in and ask where they might locate players of the calibre of Port’s midfield. ⌘ Read more
‘Gargantuan ambition’: A review of Kip Williams’ tenure at the STC
From Dorian Gray to The Harp in the South, Williams’ appointment as artistic director was a gamble that paid off for the STC board. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba dam spill 'imminent'
Authorities have warned Warragamba dam is set to spill today as heavy rain pushes Sydney's water catchments to the brink. ⌘ Read more
Paramedics injured in balcony collapse
Emergency crews and a 71-year-old man were injured after a balcony gave way while the man was being treated in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Punters hold fire, but day one of The Championships to go ahead at Randwick
Betting on Saturday’s feature race slowed to a crawl on Friday as rain lashed Sydney, but remarkably the first day of The Championships will proceed. ⌘ Read more
Evacuation orders for south-west Sydney, more storms set to lash state
Intense rain has sparked evacuation orders for communities near the Hawkesbury and Nepean Rivers today. ⌘ Read more
Very few can hit a shot like Cameron Smith did at The Masters. But he has one major problem
Australia’s best hope at The Masters went and played the course last month with his dad. He walked away feeling conditions will suit him. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba dam spill 'imminent'
Authorities have warned Warragamba dam is set to spill today as heavy rain pushes Sydney's water catchments to the brink. ⌘ Read more
Torrential rain and flood warnings for Queensland
Residents in Queensland are being asked to reconsider travel today ahead of severe storms and life-threatening flash flooding. ⌘ Read more
Evacuation orders for south-west Sydney, more storms set to lash state
Intense rain has sparked evacuation orders for communities near the Hawkesbury and Nepean Rivers today. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday, April 6
National weather forecast for Saturday, April 6 ⌘ Read more
Torrential rain and flood warnings for Queensland
Residents in Queensland are being asked to reconsider travel today ahead of severe storms and life-threatening flash flooding. ⌘ Read more
Paramedics injured in balcony collapse
Emergency crews and a 71-year-old man were injured after a balcony gave way while the man was being treated in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba dam spill 'imminent'
Authorities have warned Warragamba dam is set to spill today as heavy rain pushes Sydney's water catchments to the brink. ⌘ Read more
Woman dead, five injured after ute crash in Mudgee
A woman has died and four people remain in hospital after ute collided with another vehicle at Aarons Pass, south of Mudgee. ⌘ Read more
Evacuation orders for south-west Sydney, more storms set to lash state
Intense rain has sparked evacuation orders for communities near the Hawkesbury and Nepean Rivers today. ⌘ Read more
Sacha Baron-Cohen and Isla Fisher announce split with tennis photo
Sacha Baron Cohen and Australian actress Isla Fisher have used a picture of themselves in tennis gear to announce that they have divorced. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Wild weather set to continue over weekend as torrential rain, wind lashes Australia’s east coast
Heavy rain and storms are set continue on Saturday, leading to flood and severe weather warnings. ⌘ Read more
Gus counters Robbo over ugly send off
Phil Gould said he "can't understand" Trent Robinson's post-match comments over Dom Young's send off. ⌘ Read more
Boak goes down with back troubles
Port legend travis Boak was subbed out after Bomber Jake Kelly landed on his back. ⌘ Read more
NSW weather LIVE updates: Wild weather set to continue over weekend as torrential rain, wind lashes Australia’s east coast
Heavy rain and storms are set to continue, leading to flood and severe weather warnings. ⌘ Read more
‘Every fighter’s dream’: What drove Tszyu to take big, bloody gamble in Vegas
There are two things most prizefighters chase their whole career: money and legacy, in that order. ⌘ Read more
‘I don’t think we’ll ever get to the end of it’: Swans great despairs about ongoing racism
Michael O’Loughlin discusses the racism he faced as a junior player, supporting Indigenous kids, the Voice referendum and Adam Goodes. ⌘ Read more
Forget siblings, the best family relationship is cousins
Your cousin is you but also not you, like yourself in a misty mirror. ⌘ Read more
Take your seats: The 14 new movies we can’t wait to see
From sequels to reboots, rom-coms and Ryan Gosling, consider this your must-see list for the next few months. ⌘ Read more
Seven’s deadly sins: the questionable culture of the network and Mark Llewellyn
The spotlight has been turned back onto Seven’s current affairs show. ⌘ Read more
The highlights from this year’s rejuvenated Art Basel Hong Kong
With million-dollar sales and uber galleries in force, this year’s Art Basel Hong Kong felt like old times. ⌘ Read more
When it comes to catchphrases, this film goes straight to the poolroom
No other movie matches this local classic’s linguistic legacy. ⌘ Read more
Clayton Oliver and the Demons walking a tightrope
As star Melbourne midfielder continues his cautious behavioural rehabilitation, his club is also trying to overcome six months of on- and off-field horrors ⌘ Read more
Stuck ships and supply chain inflation
Global supply chains don’t have as much slack as they did, say, last summer, after pandemic disruptions were mostly a thing of the past, because Baltimore isn’t the only problem. ⌘ Read more
Want to feel fulfilled in retirement? Work out your ‘tipping point’**
As life expectancy increases, many are rejecting the all-or-nothing concept of retirement, and looking for ways to stay fulfilled in our older age. ⌘ Read more
What we know so far about Qantas’ frequent flyer overhaul
Here comes my speculation on Qantas’ new strategy and what it will mean for your reward flying. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s not us out there’: The new lingo that’s testing us all
From Ace Baldwin jnr to Ricky Stuart, the latest craze in sports talk is one worth following. ⌘ Read more
Our seven favourite Sydney homes for sale right now
From a renovated whaler’s cottage to a corner-block designer terrace, we’ve got you covered. ⌘ Read more
The sick joke that insults our new GG – and Beyonce
I’m growing increasingly intolerant of pervasive negativity, and this week’s reaction to Sam Mostyn becoming governor-general set me off again. ⌘ Read more
Why no one wants to start a small business any more
Australia’s 2.5 million small businesses are collapsing at a rapid rate – and there are many who say the government is adding to red tape rather than reducing it. ⌘ Read more
James Packer’s former bestie makes good coin property flipping
Matthew “Ched” Csidei once earned a living as the sidekick of James Packer, but his latest project has certainly proved lucrative. ⌘ Read more
Just six seats a night: What’s driving the teeny-weeny restaurant trend?**
As many restaurants consolidate or die, a charming trend is emerging: eateries that serve only four, six, eight people at a time. ⌘ Read more
Alexandra has been in pain for eight years. New treatment is helping her cope
The emotional side of chronic pain is often overlooked. Now, a new approach to treatment is attempting to address the oversight. ⌘ Read more
Pope seeks immunity in Australian court over notorious paedophile priest
A lawsuit involving Aboriginal victims of a jailed priest could have international implications for the Vatican as they seek to protect the pontiff from being drawn into a civil damages claim. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s multimillion-dollar suburbs that aren’t where you’d expect
They offer houses on large blocks of land and proximity to sought-after schools, even if they are a little further out of the way. ⌘ Read more
The April 6 Edition
Food & Wine issue \\| Australia’s 52 Top Wineries of 2024 \\| The teeny-weeny restaurant trend \\| How Neil Perry colonised Double Bay ⌘ Read more
Saving the planet, one fancy frock at a time
There’s a new trend in fashion: sustainability, with many shoppers no longer trying before they buy, merely renting. ⌘ Read more
From rock stars to royals, skinny jeans are squeezing back in fashion
The favourite denim style of Princess Kate and style queen Kate Moss is returning to fashion’s frontline. ⌘ Read more
Nine marginal seats could cement Labor in power for a decade
There’s a very good reason the premier has full confidence in his housing blitz. ⌘ Read more
The $16 million tugs on front line against calamity on Sydney Harbour
Engage Rascal is one of two new state-of-the-art tugs working to prevent a disaster like the bridge collapse in Baltimore. ⌘ Read more
Why the Road Runner of rugby is making an irresistible case for Wallabies selection
Brumbies try-scoring machine Corey Toole is the fastest man in Australian rugby and after two seasons his highlights reel is already ridiculously long. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s multimillion dollar suburbs that aren’t where you’d expect
Home buyers here are happy to pay more for the lifestyle and find the commute is not a problem. ⌘ Read more
Why Carrie Fellner spent nearly a decade chasing the story of ‘forever chemicals’**
From Williamtown, to Minnesota in the US and Wreck Bay on the NSW South Coast, Fellner has tracked the toxic trail of destruction left by a corporate giant. ⌘ Read more
More than just a market, South Melbourne is a village too
Built on the success of the gold rush, South Melbourne has ridden the highs and lows of Victorian history. It’s carved out a place on the edge of the CBD. ⌘ Read more
At 66, Neil Perry thought he’d be retired. Instead, he’s transforming Double Bay
Can one restaurateur lift a suburb from the doldrums? Three eateries in, with two more scheduled, this one’s trying his darnedest. ⌘ Read more
Liberal Party needs more women MPs: Tony Abbott
Former prime minister Abbott, who has a chequered history on gender relations, rejected quotas for the Liberal Party but said it needed greater ethnic and gender diversity. ⌘ Read more
‘Stay indoors’: Month’s worth of rain dumped on Sydney in a day
Roads were closed and some parts of Sydney were told to evacuate after the city received more than a month’s worth of rain in a single day. ⌘ Read more
Scott rues his club’s soft tissue injuries as Rozee, Power blunt Essendon’s edge
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Netflix House and Barbie’s mansion put immersive experience on the map
New immersive experiences are being developed to give people the chance to be a part of their favourite films and TV shows. ⌘ Read more
Mirvac sale of office tower likely to trigger more overseas deals
The investment by Singapore-based Keppel REIT could mark the start of a new inflow of cash for Australia’s commercial property market from offshore players. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, April 6
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
To the thief who took our treasured things, here’s what I want to know
Someone got up in the morning knowing he would do this. ⌘ Read more
Horror night for Essendon as Port wear them down for bumper victory
Essendon were left reeling as their scoring dried up and Port Adelaide’s midfield took over on the way to a 69-point win. Brisbane Lions opened their winning account, easily beating the hapless Kangaroos ⌘ Read more
There are books and films about grief but in the end, it was up to me
Amid the bewilderment of loss, art helps us navigate a way forward. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Horror night for Bombers as Port wear them down for bumper victory
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Horror night for Bombers as Port wear them down for bumper victory
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
She turned David Bowie into Ziggy Stardust. It changed her life forever
Suzi Ronson was working in a hair salon in London when she gave Mrs Jones’ son the look that defined an era. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Horror night for Bombers as Port wear them down for bumper victory
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Albo reckons they’re legends, but Radio Birdman are ready for a rest
The mercurial Sydney band’s 50th anniversary tour will probably be their last because even trailblazers need to sit down. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Horror night for Bombers as Port wear them down for bumper victory
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s ‘edge’ a misnomer, Port on track for bumper win
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s ‘edge’ a misnomer, Port on track for bumper win
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s ‘edge’ a misnomer, Port on track for bumper win
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s ‘edge’ a misnomer, Port on track for bumper win
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s ‘edge’ a misnomer, Port on track for bumper win
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Knights v Dragons - Round 5
Newcastle Knights host St George Dragons in Round 5 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s ‘edge’ a misnomer, Port on track for bumper win
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
‘Inexcusable’: Angry Australia condemns aid worker killings, Israel suspends two officers
The Israeli military has fired two army officers who were involved in the operation that killed Australian Zomi Frankcom and six fellow aid workers. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s scoring dries up as Port sizzles in Adelaide; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s scoring dries up as Port sizzles in Adelaide; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Gus backs Sloan after coach's shake-up
Phil Gould agrees time is on Tyrell Sloan's side despite him being shifted to the wing at half-time. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s scoring dries up as Port sizzles in Adelaide; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
‘Utterly inexcusable’: Angry Australia condemns Israel over aid worker killings
The Israeli military has fired two army officers who were involved in the operation that killed Australian Zomi Frankcom and six fellow aid workers. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Essendon’s scoring completely dries up as Port sizzles in Adelaide; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Five straight goals for Port a dagger through Essendon’s heart; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Five straight goals for Port a dagger through Essendon’s heart; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Brutal elbow-to-head ends in red card for Drua
The Fijian Drua’s Frank Lomani was sent off when he elbowed Josh Canham of the Rebels in the back of the head. ⌘ Read more
'Crazy' headbutt draws red card for Drua
The Fijian Drua's Jone Koroiduadua received an instant red card for this headbutt in their match against the Melbourne Rebels. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Five straight goals for Port a dagger through Essendon’s heart; Lions beat Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and reactions as the Lions take on North Melbourne and Port Adelaide hosts Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Inquest hears youth wing of prison was ‘set up to fail’**
An inquest has heard the controversial youth wing inside Casuarina prison was "set up to fail". ⌘ Read more
Young man stabbed in Facebook Marketplace sale gone wrong
A young man has allegedly been stabbed in a Facebook Marketplace sale gone wrong in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Outpouring of grief for Perth girl killed in e-scooter crash
There's an outpouring of grief for a Perth girl who died in an e-scooter crash in Wanneroo. ⌘ Read more