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Latrell Mitchell facing big ban as Rabbitohs’ season in freefall
The NRL match review committee has hit Mitchell hard over an ugly elbow on Shaun Johnson. ⌘ Read more
Aussie star retains WWE title at WrestleMania
Australia's Rhea Ripley retained her WWE Women's World Title at WrestleMania 40 after a hard-hitting match against Becky Lynch. ⌘ Read more
Israeli hostage recovered in Gaza ‘killed months ago’, Netanyahu faces huge protests
The body of a hostage held in Khan Younis in the southern Gaza Strip has been recovered, three months after he pleaded for his release in a video issued by his Palestinian captors. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday April 7
National weather forecast for Sunday April 7 ⌘ Read more
Clark costs Fremantle match with dissent
Fremantle's Jordan Clark gave away a free kick for umpire dissent that handed Carlton a 10-point win. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Teenager allegedly stabbed outside McDonald’s north of Brisbane
Paramedics said they treated a teenager in a serious condition, with wounds to his face, neck, and chest following an alleged stabbing. ⌘ Read more
Could planned burns be making our forests more flammable?**
Hazard-reduction burns are designed to clear undergrowth and reduce the risk of large-scale bushfires. But the science is far from settled. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s asbestos contamination grows to four sites
Authorities are probing whether Melbourne's asbestos crisis at playgrounds in the city's west may be a result of illegal dumping. ⌘ Read more
Suspected asylum seeker missing after boat arrival off WA coast
Authorities are searching for a suspected asylum seeker who became separated from a group on board an unchartered vessel which arrived off the WA coast. ⌘ Read more
Peach PRC: former stripper turned TikToker in her element on stage
TikTok’s pop princess proves she is as captivating on stage as she is on-screen. ⌘ Read more
Clean up under way as NSW residents remain on flood watch
Suburbs on the outskirts of Sydney are anxiously watching rising river levels while communities begin the clean up after days of record-breaking rainfall. ⌘ Read more
Three people seriously injured in Sydney unit fire
Three people have been badly burnt after a property in Surry Hills was engulfed in flames. ⌘ Read more
Thousands evacuated along Hawkesbury River as Warragamba continues to spill
Despite the sunny Saturday, emergency services issued 20 evacuation orders overnight, mainly for areas in Sydney’s north-west. ⌘ Read more
The moment Latrell Mitchell stopped the NSW premier in his tracks
A moment of maturity from the Souths star in Moree during the week gave Chris Minns an insight into his passion for First Nations people and Indigenous rights. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Age sport quiz: Rack your brains about Guenther Steiner and Bells Beach surfing
Challenge yourself with our sports quiz, a mix of questions about the latest in world and local sport, and the big events in sporting history. ⌘ Read more
Yellowstone Inc: How a cowboy show became a money machine
But Kevin Costner may not be onboard for the next season. ⌘ Read more
How the rental crisis ate its way into the middle class
Renters will prove a political powerhouse at the 2027 election. Will the Minns government have done enough to help them? ⌘ Read more
How to manage now private health insurance costs are (seriously) rising
If you want to keep your coverage but can’t find the extra money, there are a number of options available to you. ⌘ Read more
My bush property is too big for me to get the pension. What can I do?**
While being on acreage can be pleasant, the size of your property can risk stymieing your pension options. ⌘ Read more
Aries: This is a great time to look at things from a different perspective
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
‘An espresso and some peanut slab’: What a chocolate executive eats in a day
For chief operating officer Matt Whittaker, an afternoon energy hit is non-negotiable. He shares his day on a plate. ⌘ Read more
How a designer duo transformed a historic block from three homes to one
They needed a place that would house a family of seven comfortably. Finding few options, they created their own dream home. ⌘ Read more
This ‘Pearl of southern Italy’ is having a definite moment
Food is the beating heart of this part of the world, so to know Puglia is to know its cuisine. ⌘ Read more
Before a girls’ night out, this is the cheat sheet I left for my husband
Although he has always been a hands-on dad, he works long hours and doesn’t get home until after the kids are in bed during the week. So, he needed help. ⌘ Read more
Sydneysiders are being paid to convert their properties to national parks
Landowners can earn up to $420 per hectare every year for land placed under a conservation agreement in NSW as Australia grapples with an extinction crisis. ⌘ Read more
The test of faith is to remain grateful in trying times
It is truly a joy to see my children emerge from the darkness of COVID-19 lockdowns and into the light, to see how much progress they have made. To see them smile now is a testament of resilience and prayers. ⌘ Read more
The overlooked tool that can guarantee your retirement income
Retirees are often wary of annuities, also known as a lifetime or fixed-term pension. Here’s what you need to know. ⌘ Read more
Everything you need to know about the buzziest beauty word: Peptides
They can help to combat wrinkles, loss of firmness and lacklustre skin, but what exactly are peptides? ⌘ Read more
‘It feels exposing’: Teaching Gen Z to pick up the phone
As employers continue to return staff to the office, the generation who started work in the pandemic are struggling at the water cooler. And on the phone. ⌘ Read more
China blocked my visa. I spent three years getting as close as I could
In the end, its actions amplified voices it had hoped to suppress. ⌘ Read more
The parenting decision that has left Vaucluse Public with more funding than schools in Penrith
Numerous schools in Sydney’s east are bringing in more taxpayer cash per student than some of Sydney’s most disadvantaged pockets, a Sun-Herald analysis can reveal. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m no longer the person who feels like they shouldn’t be at the party’: Kirsten Dunst
She’s been a movie star since she was 11, but it’s only now, 30 years later, that the actor feels that she’s arrived. ⌘ Read more
From love-to-hate to hot property: Why Collingwood players are so marketable
After winning the premiership, Collingwood players are on a ticket to ride. And no red carpet seems complete without them. ⌘ Read more
‘Sports luxe tomboy’: Matildas star Kyah Simon’s off-field style
“I love my designer brands and like styling elevated, classic pieces into my everyday wardrobe.” ⌘ Read more
Crocs in the chamber? Politicians test boundaries of parliamentary dress code
Some state MPs are ditching their collared shirts, voting in their activewear and even wearing Crocs. But some limits remain. ⌘ Read more
‘I married my first crush when I was 22’: Matt Shirvington on finding love so young
The Sunrise host and former athlete met his now-wife, Jessie, when they were both in year 12. ⌘ Read more
‘Once-in-a-generation’ overhaul to prison drug program will help ‘missed’ inmates
Prisoners across the state will now have access to treatment for drug and alcohol issues immediately after arrest under a new $2.5 million intervention pilot. ⌘ Read more
Colour analysis: the 12 colour ‘seasons’**
Colour analysis categorises people into one of 12 seasons, based on their complexion and the contrast between colours in their face and hair. ⌘ Read more
Five Brisbane lord mayors oppose new stadium at Victoria Park
“Madness”, one called it. A “body blow” said another. Their parties are political rivals but the Games venue suggestion has united these ex-mayors. ⌘ Read more
‘That is how you win premierships’: Miers praises tired but undefeated Cats; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
‘That is how you win premierships’: Miers praises tired but undefeated Cats; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Tired Cats hold on for tight win over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, April 7
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Tired Cats hold on for tight win over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Tired Cats hold on for tight win over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Tired Cats hold on for tight win over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Tired Cats hold on for tight win over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Tired Cats hold on for tight win over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Israeli troops recover body of hostage from Gaza’s Khan Younis, military says
The body of a hostage held in Khan Younis in the southern Gaza Strip has been recovered, three months after he pleaded for his release in a video issued by his Palestinian captors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Police search for man who arrived in ‘unknown vessel’ in WA
A search was under way on Saturday for a man who police say was believed to have arrived with a group of people on Friday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Stengle fires but Bontempelli responds as Cats lead Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Cameron powers Cats to lead over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Cameron powers Cats to lead over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins’ injury crisis: Four things learnt from triumph over Tigers
The Dolphins’ third win of the season came at a cost with injuries to star trio Herbie Farnworth, Thomas Flegler and Felise Kaufusi. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Cameron powers Cats to lead over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Cameron powers Cats to lead over Bulldogs; Blues celebrate comeback win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby as it happened: Waratahs woes continue with 40-16 loss against Brumbies
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Search underway for missing suspected asylum seeker after boat arrives off WA coast
A joint operation between border force and WA Police is underway after a boatload of men arrived in the Kimberley, with one man believed to be missing from the group. ⌘ Read more
Farnworth in agony with devastating injury
Herbie Farnworth was in distress on the ground after an awkward tackle attempt. ⌘ Read more
Search underway for missing suspected asylum seeker after boat arrives off WA coast
A joint operation between border force and WA Police is underway after a boatload of men arrived in the Kimberley, with one man believed to be missing from the group. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Jamarra, Cameron fire as Bulldogs, Cats trade goals; Blues beat Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dolphins v Tigers - Round 5
The Dolphins host Wests Tigers in Round 5 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Finlayson admits homophobic slur, apologises to Essendon player
The AFL has confirmed it is investigating Port forward Jeremy Finlayson for the homophobic slur towards an Essendon player on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Jamarra, Cameron fire as Bulldogs, Cats trade goals; Blues beat Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Jamarra, Cameron fire as Bulldogs, Cats trade goals; Blues beat Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Kaufusi pulls up short with try assist
Felise Kaufusi left the field with a hamstring injury after his stunning line break. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs woes continue with 40-16 loss against Brumbies
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Jamarra, Cameron fire as Bulldogs, Cats trade goals; Blues beat Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Jamarra, Cameron fire as Bulldogs, Cats trade goals; Blues beat Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Brumbies back in control through Toole try
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs stage a fightback with Gamble try
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win, Power player in homophobic slur claim, Cats, Dogs face off
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL investigating Port Adelaide player for alleged homophobic slur
The AFL has confirmed they are investigating Port forward Jeremy Finlayson for an alleged homophobic slur towards an Essendon player on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
Police arrest owner of e-scooter that caught fire
Police have taken the unusual step of arresting the owner of an e-scooter which caught fire while it was charging and forced people to flee an Adelaide high-rise. ⌘ Read more
Brumbies strike right on half-time
A fast pick-up by Harrison Goddard brought the Brumbies their first try of the night against the Waratahs in Canberra, right on half-time. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win, Power player in homophobic slur claim, Cats, Dogs face off
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Brumbies crash past Waratahs to lead 23-9
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win, Power player in homophobic slur claim, Cats, Dogs face off
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Blame game kicks off over asbestos mulch mystery
The state opposition accused the government of dropping the ball, while a union expressed concern that workers may have been exposed to asbestos. ⌘ Read more
Carlton celebrate as Dockers’ dissent seals win for the Blues
Gather Round’s first close encounter has concluded in the most contentious final minute of the 2024 season to date, as Carlton booted two goals, one from a mark that Dockers players claimed was touched, and then the sealer from a free against Jordan Clark for dissent. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Brumbies outmuscling the Waratahs to lead 16-6
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win, Power player in homophobic slur claim, Cats, Dogs face off
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Piastri fumes at ‘very dangerous’ Russell act
George Russell avoided a grid penalty for an unsafe release in the pit lane during qualifying which involved Oscar Piastri. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win; AFL investigates alleged homophobic slur in Port Adelaide game; Bulldogs, Cats battle at Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Brumbies outmuscling the Waratahs to lead 16-6 at halftime
Join us for all the live action at GIO Stadium as two old Australian rivals go head-to-head at 7.30pm in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Piastri fumes at ‘very dangerous’ Russell move
George Russell avoided a grid penalty for an unsafe release in the pit lane during qualifying which involved Oscar Piastri. ⌘ Read more
Nikorima's silky pass sets up Dolphins try
The Dolphins exposed the Tigers' left edge as Isaiya Katoa went over to open the scoring. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins break through
The Dolphins exposed the Tigers' left edge as Isaiya Katoa went over to open the scoring. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win in final minute over Dockers; Cats, Bulldogs face off
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
More must be done to save youth from crime
The rates of crime among youth has to be tackled, and a way found to keep offenders from returning to crime. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE updates: Blues steal win in final minute as Dockers fume over late decisions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday of Gather Round plays out in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Outback Queensland inundated with water
Parts of outback Queensland have been cut off after roads and homes were inundated with floodwater. ⌘ Read more