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Police officer to face trial for alleged rape of female colleague
A Queensland police officer, who is still with the QPS, will go to trial in July for the alleged 1999 rape of his colleague after a Christmas party. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies in complete control against Hawks, Pendlebury subbed out; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Fears for politically sensitive documents if board overseeing state’s archive is axed
The government’s plan to scrap a board that scrutinises Public Record Office Victoria has sparked concern that critical records could disappear. ⌘ Read more
After six months, Melbourne’s diasporas despair at a war with no end
After six months, communities and supporters of either side gathered around Melbourne on Sunday to mourn their dead, and those still held by either side, grappling with the inconceivable trauma and loss both sides have endured since the October 7 attack and bloody invasion of Gaza. ⌘ Read more
More asbestos contamination found in Melbourne
Melbourne's asbestos contamination widens to four sites as the EPA comes under fire. ⌘ Read more
Man killed after vehicle hits traffic lights
Police are appealing for witnesses after a pedestrian was killed when a four-wheel drive slammed into a set of traffic lights in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
I thought not Googling everything would set me free. Instead, it ruined my garden
I’m not sure if having the answers would have saved my nasturtiums, but not knowing didn’t help me either. Somehow, my fantasy didn’t bring peace or protection. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies in complete control against Hawks, Pendlebury subbed out; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Outrage over bail as family targeted by teenage gang
There's fresh bail outrage over Melbourne's youth crime wave with an family in the city's south-east among the latest to be targeted by a teen gang. ⌘ Read more
The body of a man taken hostage from Israel found, as war reaches six month milestone
Tens of thousands of protestors have gathered across Israel as the war in Gaza reaches a grim milestone six months since the conflict began. ⌘ Read more
Clean up begins as flood-hit communities offered disaster payments
The support comes as travellers across NSW are being warned to expect disruptions as authorities work to repair damaged road, rail and ferry routes. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies in complete control against Hawks, Pendlebury subbed out; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Asylum seekers flown to Nauru
A plane load of asylum seekers has touched down in Nauru after evading authorities to land in crocodile filled waters north of Broome in WA. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Many still cut off by Sydney floods
The floodwaters triggered by Sydney's major rainstorm have started dropping revealing the extent of the damage, as some communities remain cut off. ⌘ Read more
Police believe Sydney unit fire was started deliberately
Three people are in hospital recovering from serious burns, after fire tore through an apartment block in Surry Hills which police believe was deliberately started. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies in complete control against Hawks, Pendlebury subbed out; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Arrival from ‘unknown vessel’ located in remote WA as Albanese, Patterson trade blows on border protection
A man has been found in remote Western Australia after going missing following his arrival via an unknown vessel. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies in complete control against Hawks, Pendlebury subbed out; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
A 1943 penny, a wok, and an uneaten McDonald’s order: Meet the litter-picking king of Torquay
Volunteer Dean Walton spends hours every day picking up rubbish and loves doing so. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies in complete control against Hawks, Pendlebury subbed out; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies flying early against Hawks; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies flying early against Hawks; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Cowboys v Titans - Round 5
North Queensland Cowboys host the Gold Coast Titans in Round 5 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital with both the Eels and the Raiders looking to bounce back from disappointing losses and sneak into the top eight. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Inside South Sydney’s implosion: Bellamy, Bennett targeted as players challenge Latrell
Rabbitohs officials will conduct a review that could spell the end of Jason Demetriou’s tenure as coach following a horror run that culminated in an alarming defeat to the Warriors on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies flying early against Hawks; Saints outlast Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Canberra Raiders v Parramatta Eels at GIO Stadium
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital with both the Eels and the Raiders looking to bounce back from disappointing losses and sneak into the top eight. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
‘The whole thing just gave way’: Teen rescued from sinkhole after deluge
Thirteen-year-old Oska Stockner had a lucky escape after he found himself stuck in a two-metre-deep sinkhole at Warriewood on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Seven producer claims model posted ‘intimate image’ as cops probe leak
Taylor Auerbach says Tziporah Malkah posted an “intimate image” of him on Facebook on Christmas Day 2019. Police are now probing claims he leaked naked photos of her. ⌘ Read more
Finlayson apologises for homophobic slur, Koch compares case to Clarkson fine
Finlayson apologised on Sunday for the slur he made in Friday night’s game, and is now waiting for the AFL to finalise its investigation of the matter. But his chairman knows where he thinks it stands in comparison to the matter that saw Alastair Clarkson fined. ⌘ Read more
Townsend binned for hip drop
Jayden Campbell was in agony after the Cowboys veteran put him in an awkward position. ⌘ Read more
NSW ICAC suggests sweeping changes to federal lobbying rules
The NSW ICAC has made an unusual intervention into federal politics to call for tougher rules for lobbyists. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Saints hold out against Tigers; Ginnivan v Schultz in full swing; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Promising sprinter primed for debut on firming track at Tamworth
The latest in the production line from one of Scone’s more dominant sprinting stables will be unveiled at the Tamworth meeting on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Monday meeting at Tamworth
All the information required to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Brimson's sharp footwork sets up Campbell
Jayden Campbell gave the Titans a sniff after his long-range effort. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Ginnivan awarded free for high tackle against old side; Saints hold lead over Tigers; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies and Hawks underway; Tigers and Saints in fourth-quarter arm wrestle; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Pies, Hawks underway; Saints fight back against Tigers to take lead; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Pies, Hawks underway; Saints fight back against Tigers to take lead; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Saints fight back against Tigers to take lead; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Council ordered to hand over records, test all parks as more potential asbestos found
Victoria’s environmental regulator has slapped notices on a local council to hand over records and bring in experts to test more parks after asbestos was found in mulch at several sites. ⌘ Read more
Drums beating with pressure on Demetriou
South Sydney have called for an internal review after the side's horror start to the season. ⌘ Read more
Council ordered to hand over records, test parks as more potential asbestos found
Victoria’s environmental regulator has slapped notices on a local council to hand over records and bring in experts to test more parks after asbestos was found in mulch at several sites. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Saints fight back against Tigers to take lead; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Saints fight back against Tigers to take lead; Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Saints mount comeback against Tigers, Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Fijian rugby player allegedly racially abused
An altercation broke out between fans during Friday’s Super Rugby Pacific match after Fijian Drua’s Frank Lomani was allegedly subjected to racial slurs by a Melbourne Rebels supporter. ⌘ Read more
Titans suffer big blow with Foran injury
The veteran five-eighth left the field after clutching at his ankle. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Saints mount comeback against Tigers, Blue cops one-match ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Chinese investment in Australia plunges to record lows
A report warned that as Chinese investment in Australia reached record lows, a more worrying threat was emerging. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers to early lead over slow-starting Saints, Martin back without missing a beat
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers to early lead over slow-starting Saints, Martin back without missing a beat
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Brutal hit lays out try-scorer
Zac Laybutt was taken off the field after a Jaimin Jolliffe and Kieran Foran special. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers to early lead over slow-starting Saints, Martin back without missing a beat
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Bolton leads Tigers to early lead over slow-starting Saints, Martin back without missing a beat
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Tigers off to a flyer, Saints struggling early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Another suburban park is tested for asbestos as experts call for mulch crackdown
PA Burns Reserve, a dog park in Altona North, is the latest park to have contaminated mulch that is being tested for asbestos. ⌘ Read more
Superb set play puts Laybutt over
The Cowboys put the ball through hands as their centre strolled over with ease. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Tigers off to a flyer, Saints struggling early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Tigers off to a flyer, Saints struggling early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Tigers with fast start against slow firing Saints at Norwood Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Tigers with fast start against slow firing Saints at Norwood Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Lap-one crash mars Japanese GP
Daniel Ricciardo and Alex Albon crashed out of the Japanese Grand Prix after making contact on the opening lap. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Richmond and St Kilda face off in fascinating match up at Norwood Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Trump says he raised $75 million at fundraiser with 45-minute speech
The event, Trump’s biggest fundraiser yet, is a much-needed boost as he struggles to keep pace with Biden’s ability to whip up funds and faces ballooning legal costs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, St Kilda Saints square off at Norwood Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, St Kilda Saints square off at Norwood Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Spotlight on Greene's after 'dangerous' act
The match review officer will take a look at Toby Greene's tackle on Mac Andrew during the Giants' clash with the Suns. ⌘ Read more
Rugby chiefs investigate allegation Fijian star was racially abused by Rebels fan
Fijian Drua star Frank Lomani was left visibly shaken after allegedly being the target of a racial slur by fan during Friday night’s match against the Rebels in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
This gem of the comedy festival is waiting to be unearthed – don’t sleep on it
From lurid family histories to Excel-lent stand-up, this year’s comedy festival is in full swing. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Aussie supermum wins Commonwealth gold
Jessica Stenson won the women's marathon at the 2022 Birmingham Commonwealth Games. ⌘ Read more
The Rock scores victory in WWE return
The Rock and Roman Reigns have defeated Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins in the main event of WrestleMania's opening night. ⌘ Read more
ATO in standoff with US tech giants over software tax grab
The Tax Office is caught up in a battle with the US government and tech giants like Microsoft over plans to tax billions of dollars worth of software transactions for the first time. ⌘ Read more
‘Like the Day of the Triffids’: How a researcher saved her friend’s life from the ‘monster’ among us
When Troy complained on Facebook about something weird in his shoulder, one of his friends who took notice was pandemic-famous epidemiologist Catherine Bennett. ⌘ Read more
Afterpay lifts credit limit while bracing for looming buy now, pay later laws
Afterpay is preparing for proposed government legislation that would require buy now, pay later operators to perform credit checks on new customers. ⌘ Read more
Joey's advice to Teddy over sickening KO
Andrew Johns believes James Tedesco needs to address his tackling technique after he was knocked out by Viliame Kikau. ⌘ Read more
Tories may throw Sunak overboard, but rearranging deckchairs can’t save this ship
Are the Tories mad enough to roll another leader? My spies inside the Conservative Party tell me this is a real possibility. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne undies on stage at Tom Jones? It’s still not unusual
Tom Jones has been touring for six decades, but his arena show was anything but nostalgia. ⌘ Read more
Panicked missed calls and ‘silly’ seat demands: New texts expose Lehrmann interview tensions
Spotlight producers thought their interview with Bruce Lehrmann would be “the most amazing thing on Australian TV ever”. But new texts show a different story. ⌘ Read more
Husic accuses Israeli government of ‘systemic failure’ over aid worker deaths
The Albanese government’s most senior minister of Muslim faith has delivered a stinging rebuke to the Israeli government after the deaths of seven aid workers, including Australian Zomi Frankcom. ⌘ Read more
How and why the US gives billions of dollars of weapons to Israel every year
It was uncontroversial when the Obama administration signed a deal with Israel to provide weapons for a decade. Little thought was paid to how they might one day be used. ⌘ Read more
Cornes blasts Gather Round expansion
Kane Cornes says there is no need for the AFL to hold multiple Gather Rounds. ⌘ Read more
SEQ bracing for heavy rains, east coast warned to be ready for floods
South-east Queensland is bracing itself for heavy rain, with up to 200mm tipped to fall in the south-east. ⌘ Read more
WWE recruit dazzles in WrestleMania debut
WWE recruit Jade Cargill has dazzled in her WrestleMania debut, securing a win alongside Bianca Belair and Naomi. ⌘ Read more
Slater's message to 'very lucky' Latrell
Billy Slater believes the Rabbitohs need to do a full reset after Latrell Mitchell's suspension. ⌘ Read more
Released from prison to fight Ukraine, they return to Russia to kill again
Russian convicts have been the backbone of its success in Ukraine but the strategy is backfiring at home. Those pardoned include murderers, rapists and even a cannibal. ⌘ Read more
‘Hugging and crying’: Waratahs star devastated as injury threatens another season
Waratahs and Wallabies prop Angus Bell was dejected as he left the field on Saturday night against the Brumbies. ⌘ Read more
Kelce makes shocking WrestleMania appearance
Jason Kelce made a surprise appearance at WrestleMania 40 to help Rey Mysterio win. ⌘ Read more
‘Hugging and crying’: Waratahs star devastated as injury threatens another season
Waratahs and Wallabies prop Angus Bell was dejected as he left the field on Saturday night against the Brumbies. ⌘ Read more
‘They deserve the goal’: Beveridge backs goal-line mark to Cat Stengle
At first, it looked like a behind to Geelong. But on video review, a mark was awarded to Tyson Stengle, who turned it into a goal as the Cats got home by four points. ⌘ Read more
Sydney sensation captures maiden WWE title
Grayson Waller has won his first title with WWE in a hellacious ladder match at WrestleMania 40 in Philadelphia. ⌘ Read more