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Why this beautiful Greek island comes with unsolicited health advice
The birthplace of “the father of modern medicine” sticks to its roots – and there’s much for travellers to learn (and potentially ignore). ⌘ Read more
Dettori rides six straight winners and punter collects $200,000 for $2 bet
The veteran jockey booted home six winners at the famous Santa Anita track. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
New Zealand's population soars
In 2023, New Zealand gained 126,000 people, and most of them moved to Auckland. ⌘ Read more
Golfer snaps driver … and he still lands on the green for eagle putt
Swedish pro golfer Ludvig Aberg was shocked when the head flew off his driver, and stunned when the ball travelled 300 yards. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Woman’s new dog mauled to death
A Western Australian woman's new dog has been mauled to death. ⌘ Read more
Teenager charged after alleged stabbing outside McDonald’s north of Brisbane
Paramedics said they treated a teenager in a serious condition, with wounds to his face, neck, and chest following an alleged stabbing. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Backlash over renewables rollout pushes projects into native species habitat
The Albanese government is caught between twin pledges to double renewable energy and to end Australia’s steady stream of native species extinctions. ⌘ Read more
Port star publicly apologises for slur
Port Adelaide forward Jeremy Finlayson is awaiting his fate after publicly admitting and apologising for making a homophobic slur towards an Essendon player. ⌘ Read more
US and Canada get ready for the total solar eclipse
Millions of Americans gripped by eclipse fever as they prepare for rare solar event. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Some flood-hit residents north-west of Sydney return home
Floodwaters continue to fall in New South Wales, but some Queensland towns remain cut off. ⌘ Read more
Residents allowed to return home as flooding threat eases
Road closures and diversions are still in place for much of the region north-west of Sydney, causing a headache for people attempting to return. ⌘ Read more
OpenAI’s new Voice Engine could bring real benefits, and real dangers
With just a 15-second sample of your voice, OpenAI’s latest model can generate audio of you saying almost anything. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Monday April 8
National weather forecast for Monday April 8 ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Monday April 8
National weather forecast for Monday April 8 ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Love letter to Brisbane’s Tour de Trash; Dolphins hit before Battle of Brisbane
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
US and Canada get ready for the total solar eclipse
Millions of Americans gripped by eclipse fever as they prepare for rare solar event. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket review recommends heavy fines for mistreating suppliers
Former Labor minister's review into supermarket advises against forced sale of stores. ⌘ Read more
Israeli Defence Forces announces withdrawal from southern Gaza
War in Gaza enters new phase as fighting passes the six-month mark. ⌘ Read more
Some flood-hit residents north-west of Sydney return home
Floodwaters continue to fall in New South Wales, but some Queensland towns remain cut off. ⌘ Read more
Israel is pulling troops from southern Gaza. Now the plan is to clear Hamas from Rafah
The withdrawal brings Israel’s troop presence to one of the lowest levels since the six-month war began, but officials say the IDF is merely regrouping. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for bright start as jobs report boosts Wall Street
Stocks ended solidly higher and bond yields rose as Wall Street welcomed a surprisingly strong US jobs report. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for bright start as jobs report boosts Wall Street
Stocks ended solidly higher and bond yields rose as Wall Street welcomed a surprisingly strong US jobs report. ⌘ Read more
Sydney Metro: New stations hidden beneath our city streets
As the new Metro comes to life, we examine the engineering and design feat that will transform our city. ⌘ Read more
The Italian dish Australians love but get completely wrong
In Italy, there is no spaghetti Bolognese. Instead, this dish is beloved by everyone from toddlers being tricked into eating vegetables to full-grown foodie adults. ⌘ Read more
Should you really eat your vegies before your carbs? Health experts weigh in
The order in which we eat what’s on our plate can have an impact on our blood sugar levels. ⌘ Read more
All women go through menopause. So why is treatment so expensive?**
Women are relying on menopause treatments that can cost $50 a month because many hormonal therapies aren’t subsidised in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Want to hear from Bruce Lehrmann about the justice system? That will be $100 a ticket, please
The former Liberal Party staffer is top billing for an event being organised by controversial #MenToo advocate Bettina Arndt. ⌘ Read more
‘Clear as day’: The Sydney council accused of sabotaging housing reforms
Woollahra Council in Sydney’s eastern suburbs is poised to create a new heritage-protected precinct directly opposite Edgecliff train station. ⌘ Read more
Gen Z is not drinking – and it’s threatening Perth’s live music scene
A sharp decline in alcohol consumption among risk-averse young adults is undermining the live music scene, which has long relied on the sale of booze. ⌘ Read more
Want to save a fortune on business class? Choose the right stopover
Choosing the right Asian city for a stopover to Europe can deliver business class fares that seem almost too good to be true. ⌘ Read more
Compensation for Medibank hack victims could be fast-tracked
The privacy watchdog is proceeding with a complaint filed on behalf of millions of Medibank cyberattack victims, which could fast-track compensation claims. ⌘ Read more
Abbott’s Adelaide antics at odds with his message on party’s women problem
The former PM says the Libs need to pick more women to stand for parliament, That’s presumably why he headlined an event for a bloke trying to dislodge a female incumbent. ⌘ Read more
Silence descends: Our inability to discuss difficult issues has never been more obvious
Never more than in the past week have we seen national discussion on major issues marked by the mass silencing of everyone outside the extremes. ⌘ Read more
NDIS pays $1.4m to paedophile: How sex offenders access disability packages
As the disability scheme wrestles with blowouts, experts say funding is needed for criminals with disabilities. ⌘ Read more
Sextortion pushed a NSW teen to suicide, cops traced culprits to Nigeria
Cruel messages bombarded a NSW teenager’s phone hours before the boy took his own life. A deadly global scam that has killed multiple young men is now in Australia. ⌘ Read more
‘I won’t be outbid’: American tycoon vows to spend $9 million for Winx filly
The only foal from Australia’s champion racehorse will be offered for sale on Monday and an American has vowed to do almost anything it takes to secure her. ⌘ Read more
Four ways the cards could fall for Star Sydney
Star Sydney’s current and former executives are about to be hauled before Adam Bell, SC, for a second time in 18 months – and the stakes are high. ⌘ Read more
Inside the new ‘underground skyscraper’ built for Sydney’s Metro hub
The sheer scale of the new Metro station beneath Martin Place is evident the moment you walk into its northern entrance. ⌘ Read more
Blues-print for success: Rugby Australia must look to Auckland to rescue Waratahs
NSW’s malaise would appear to be terminal. But the example of the Blues – for so long New Zealand rugby’s great underachievers – shows a turnaround is possible. ⌘ Read more
Sydney's new underground metro train hub
The massive train station beneath Sydney’s Martin Place is almost complete. ⌘ Read more
Perth property prices predicted to boom by 30 per cent
The Perth property price boom over the next three years looks firmly entrenched, with a key forecaster revising its growth predictions upwards. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s king of waterfront restaurant real estate takes over prized seafood venue
Manta at Woolloomooloo Wharf is the latest venue to join the stable of Sydney Restaurant Group. ⌘ Read more
Is there such a thing as healthy takeaway? A dietitian’s guide to what to pick if you just can’t quit
It might be hard to resist the lure of a take-home pizza or stir-fry. But are there other convenient and tasty takeaway options that are better for your health? ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Monday, April 8
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket review recommends huge fines, mandatory code for Woolies and Coles
Craig Emerson has recommended potentially huge fines and a mandatory code of conduct to ensure farmers get fairer prices and consumers receive greater savings. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 8, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Search launched after woman falls from cliff in NSW
A search has been launched after a hiker fell from a cliff in the NSW southern highlands. ⌘ Read more
Perth father missing for a month
A Perth father has been missing for a month, with his car found 100 kilometres from his planned destination. ⌘ Read more
Woman’s new dog mauled to death
A Western Australian woman's new dog has been mauled to death. ⌘ Read more
Raiders youngsters run riot as hapless Eels slip to 14th
The Raiders bounceback with an avalanche of points has left the Eels in real trouble on the NRL ladder after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Bushwalker missing after plunging from waterfall
Police are searching for a young woman who fell in a national park in the Southern Highlands, south of Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Tracking the analog generation
For the record, Spotify hopes the stream will never stop flowing. ⌘ Read more
Raiders youngsters run riot as hapless Eels slip to 14th
The Raiders bounceback with an avalanche of points has left the Eels in real trouble on the NRL ladder after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Raiders youngsters run riot as hapless Eels slip to 14th
The Raiders bounceback with an avalanche of points has left the Eels in real trouble on the NRL ladder after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
How a man of Steele and alien invasion helped Saints turn on Tigers
Seb Ross says skipper Jack Steele was the catalyst for his team’s second-half turnaround against Richmond, but coach Ross Lyon had another, albeit tongue-in-cheek, explanation. ⌘ Read more
Raiders youngsters run riot as hapless Eels slip to 14th
The Raiders bounceback with an avalanche of points has left the Eels in real trouble on the NRL ladder after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Magpies survive massive scarce in thriller finish against Hawthorn; Pendlebury subbed out with rib injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Raiders v Eels - Round 5
Canberra Raiders host the Parramatta Eels in Round 5 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at GIO Stadium, Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Raiders youngsters run riot as hapless Eels slip to 14th
The Raiders bounceback with an avalanche of points has left the Eels in real trouble on the NRL ladder after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Raiders youngsters run riot as hapless Eels slip to 14th
The Raiders bounceback with an avalanche of points has left the Eels in real trouble on the NRL ladder after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies survive massive scarce in thriller finish against Hawthorn; Pendlebury subbed out with rib injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
A love letter to Brisbane’s Tour de Trash aka kerbside collection
Billions tune in to watch the Tour de France, but Brisbane has a trashier version – and cyclists here will get a front-row view while inner-city roads are closed to cars. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies survive massive scarce in thriller finish against Hawthorn; Pendlebury subbed out with rib injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies survive massive scarce in thriller finish against Hawthorn; Pendlebury subbed out with rib injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Kerr Neilson lost over $500m in six years. Then he made it all back
The billionaire watched as the performance of the company he once ran, Platinum Asset Management, tanked alongside his fortune, spurring him into action. ⌘ Read more
Parks are not just for recreation
Readers respond to reports that Victoria’s garden state status may be under threat as urban expansion and land clearing eat Melbourne green spaces to accommodate the growing population. ⌘ Read more
‘They can’t afford the rent’: Meet the teachers demanding a 25 per cent pay rise
Some are paid $35,000 less than their peers in other schools and interstate. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Clark claims he swore at himself: How dissenting Docker explained dissent free kick
Jordan Clark claims he was admonishing himself rather than the umpire when he was penalised for dissent. But the Dockers have accepted the umpire’s decision to pay the free kick was reasonable. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies survive massive scarce in thriller finish against Hawthorn; Pendlebury subbed out with rib injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
NRL yet to determine tribute for Jennings’ 300th milestone
The Roosters veteran is in line to reach the mark this week, only three years after a civil case found he sexually and verbally abused his ex-partner. ⌘ Read more
Timoko soars for stunning try
Matthew Timoko scored a remarkable try, grounding the ball while the rest of his body remained suspended in the air as he was tackled into touch. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Hardwick leads Hawks comeback to worry Pies; Pendlebury subbed out with ribs concern
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Hardwick leads Hawks comeback to worry Pies; Pendlebury subbed out with ribs concern
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Strange surges downfield
Ethan Strange broke the line and sprinted 30-metres downfield to set up the Raiders' first try against the Eels. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Family of dead cyclist targeted by scammers
The grieving family of a South Australian cyclist killed by an alleged hit run driver has been targeted by online scammers. ⌘ Read more
Teen rushed to hospital after alleged McDonald's stabbing
A teenage boy has been rushed to hospital after he was allegedly stabbed outside a fast food restaurant north of Brisbane ⌘ Read more
Regional town cut off by floods in Queensland
Families in western Queensland are bracing for another night of uncertainty as the Warrego River continues to rise. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Hardwick leads Hawks comeback to worry Pies; Pendlebury subbed out with ribs concern
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Four Points: Footy needs less video reviews, not more; the Blues’ searching stretch; and Dogs drop the ball
Let’s not complicate footy with even more video reviews. Matthew Cottrell’s mark against Fremantle on Saturday might have been touched off the boot, but it needed to stand, and all Jordan Clark needed to do was keep his lips shut. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after falling from waterfall
A man has died after falling from a waterfall in Far North Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Hardwick leads Hawks comeback to worry Pies; Pendlebury subbed out with ribs concern
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round four LIVE updates: Magpies dominating but Hawks showing fight; Pendlebury subbed out with ribs concern
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Gather Round reaches its Sunday matches. ⌘ Read more
Riverdance, Cake Show and school holiday fun: Best things to do in Brisbane
There are shows, movies and exhibitions for the adults and school holiday time-fillers for the kids around town this week. ⌘ Read more
Live NRL: Raiders host Eels after Cowboys sink Titans comeback
Parramatta travels to the nation’s capital after North Queensland survived a late hip-drop drama and revival from the Gold Coast. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on April 8, 2024
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on April 8, 2024 ⌘ Read more