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Americans eagerly prepare for rare total solar eclipse
Americans are eagerly preparing for a rare total solar eclipse tomorrow. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s rigatoni with radicchio and pancetta
Radicchio is one of my favourite vegetables. It has a bittersweet flavour and a texture that’s crisp when raw but almost meaty when it’s cooked. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s housing market reaches ‘peak unaffordability’**
Sydney’s housing market has reached ‘peak unaffordability’, according to a new report. ⌘ Read more
Qantas announces biggest-ever frequent flyer revamp
Qantas has announced its biggest revamp to its frequent flyer program in its history. ⌘ Read more
NRL legend Andrew Johns' alleged stalker charged
A man accused of stalking NRL legend Andrew Johns has been charged and will undergo mental health testing. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s barbecued cauliflower with mascarpone bechamel
Mascarpone adds a rich creaminess to bechamel without being overwhelmingly cheesy and oily. ⌘ Read more
ABC and Triple J revive One Night Stand music festival
The ABC’s youth broadcaster is supporting an industry blighted by the cancellation of high-profile multi-day outings. ⌘ Read more
ASX hangs onto gains after jobs report boost for Wall Street
The Australian sharemarket traded steadily on Monday following a solid finish on Wall Street on Friday after a surprisingly strong US jobs report. ⌘ Read more
New drug testing trial begins in Sydney
A new drug testing trial has begun at a medically supervised injecting clinic in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Israel withdraws troops from Gaza
Israel has withdrawn some troops from Gaza while it prepares for future operations. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s the perfect story’: Winx’s part-owner buys her foal for record $10 million
Debbie Kepitis outbid American tycoon John Stewart to secure the only surviving foal from Australia’s champion racehorse, which will now be prepared for racing by Winx’s trainer Chris Waller. ⌘ Read more
Man in hospital after car chase through Sydney
A man is under police guard in hospital after a car chase through Sydney’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
Federal government backs new report threatening supermarkets
The federal government has backed a new report threatening to fine supermarkets millions of dollars if they are found to misuse market power. ⌘ Read more
Man attacked sister before setting her on fire, jury told
Jason Raymond Patterson has admitted to killing his half-sibling Jody James, but has pleaded not guilty to murder arguing he was mentally impaired at the time. ⌘ Read more
Flood-hit residents' frustration as they return home to damage
Flood-hit residents who were forced to evacuated have voiced their frustration as they return home to assess the damage. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Teen charged after stabbing; Love letter to Brisbane’s Tour de Trash
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Low-rise jeans have won over Gen Z. Here’s how the Coalition can do the same
The cycle of youth opinion is brutal and constant. Birkenstocks, once decidedly out, are in again. The Coalition, too, can win over my generation. Here’s how. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murdering woman in regional Victoria
A 21-year-old man has been charged with murder after the body of 23-year-old Hannah McGuire, whose body was found in regional Victoria last week. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murder after young woman’s body found in bushland near Ballarat
Hannah McGuire, 23, has been remembered as a “bright young woman with a heart of gold” after her body was found in a burnt-out car on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket prices under pressure in new grocery code
Treasurer Jim Chalmers said the government would reform competition rules for supermarkets to drive down prices on the shelf. ⌘ Read more
Why Unit 18 guards watched movies while on the job
A Unit 18 prison guard has told the coroner’s inquest into the death of Cleveland Dodd it was common for staff to watch movies and other programs while working the night shift. ⌘ Read more
Josh Giddey records 11th career triple-double
Aussie NBA star Josh Giddey records his 11th career triple-double against Oklahoma City Thunder. ⌘ Read more
The Albanese government is finally awakening to the bleak nature of Israel’s fighting
In appointing a special adviser to review the investigation of seven aid workers, Australia is telegraphing its lack of confidence in the Israeli military justice system. ⌘ Read more
She bagged a prize interview with Prince Andrew. Now it’s a Netflix movie
Sam McAlister, the Newsnight booker played by Billie Piper in Scoop, has a theory on why the prince agreed to do it. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m proud of what we can do for players’: Why the Roosters brought Jennings back
Trent Robinson says the premiership-heavyweights understand why the NRL won’t acknowledge their veteran centre’s 300th game due to his off-field history. ⌘ Read more
Parents’ fight to save their toddler from a broken health system
Noah loved cuddles, the swings and music but a chaotic and under-resourced regional health system took the 19-month-old from his parents. ⌘ Read more
‘Drop the phone, drop the laptop now’: Inside a dark web drug bust
Three friends in their twenties sat in a BMW on a Bella Vista suburban street. Then the police moved in. ⌘ Read more
Will Qantas’ frequent flyer changes make it easier to get a seat?**
Qantas has added a third way to redeem frequent flyer points on flights. But will it make snagging a seat easier? ⌘ Read more
Does Sandoitchi’s pillowy prawn sando still deserve its cult status?**
The opening of a second cafe by the OG katsu sando stockist promoted Sandwich Watch to take a relook at this Sydney classic. This is our verdict. ⌘ Read more
The moment Michael Hooper showed he was up to the challenge of sevens
The former Wallabies captain’s bid to represent Australia at the Paris Olympics is up and running after 19 minutes of rugby over the weekend in Hong Kong. Here’s how he went. ⌘ Read more
Scooter numbers to climb as Lime prepares Brisbane return
Even more electric scooters will soon be on Brisbane streets, as the city’s original scooter hire scheme prepares its return to the city. ⌘ Read more
This sunny cafe brings beach vibes and an all-day Cal-Mex menu to Sydney’s inner west
With a former Bloodwood chef, excellent salad sandwiches and a ‘relaxing and chill’ atmosphere, Goldie’s caters to one and all. ⌘ Read more
Young woman found dead in bushland ‘bright person with heart of gold’**
Emergency services were called to reports of a vehicle on fire. A young woman’s body was found inside. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Teen charged after stabbing; Love letter to Brisbane’s Tour de Trash
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Algorae buoyed by test results on dementia treatment
Algorae Pharmaceuticals says pre-clinical testing on a combination of drugs it is developing to potentially treat dementia has shown positive signs in early tests. ⌘ Read more
Dockers footy boss backs in Clark amid dissent call fallout
Fremantle’s footy boss backed in young Docker Jordan Clark after a dissent call against him in the dying minutes of Saturday’s game all but sealed their loss. ⌘ Read more
As much as I’d love it, free public transport is a bad idea
Public transport should never be a money train. But asking for a full fare-free system would be driving a hard bargain. ⌘ Read more
After six months of war, is Israel any closer to defeating Hamas?**
When Israel declared war against Hamas, it stood enjoyed broad backing at home and abroad. Six months later, Israel finds itself in a far different place. ⌘ Read more
Eddie calls out 'personality umpiring'
Eddie McGuire has taken a shot at "personality umpiring" within the AFL after Jordan Clark had a match-defining free kick paid against him during the Dockers' 10-point loss to the Blues on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Winx filly sells for record $10 million
The only foal from Australia’s champion racehorse was a surprise inclusion at the Inglis yearling sale – and she fetched a mammoth price. ⌘ Read more
Crucial moments sunk Freo, while Harley Reid activated beast mode
A perfect start to the season came to a shattering end for the Dockers on Saturday, while rising Eagle Harley Reid displayed power, poise and aggressiveness. ⌘ Read more
Councils put on notice as 10 parks examined for asbestos contamination
The environmental regulator has warned councils across the state to crack down on the quality of mulch being used in public spaces. ⌘ Read more
Lussick referred straight to judiciary for tackle that broke Ilias’ leg
South Sydney halfback was playing his third game in reserve grade since being dropped from the NRL side when he was taken out by the NZ Warriors hooker. ⌘ Read more
Flying Rebels star Glen Vaihu strikes
The Melbourne Rebels went from one side of the field to the other, setting up Glen Vaihu in the corner. ⌘ Read more
Breaking Explained
From power moves to B-Boys and B-Girls, here's what you need to know about breaking - the new Olympic sport making its debut at Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
Look out Perth: New 40km/hr zones coming to roads near you
The government will spend millions to slow cars around 165 school crossings not covered by existing school zones after hearing traffic wardens’ horror stories. ⌘ Read more
Sport Climbing Explained
Olympic sport climbing will look different at Paris 2024. Here's how the Boulder, Lead and Speed events will run. ⌘ Read more
Surfing Explained
Olympic surfing is returning to Paris 2024. Here's everything you need to know about how the events will run and how the sport will be judged. ⌘ Read more
WWE's greatest story reaches dream end
Cody Rhodes finished his story, defeating Roman Reigns in the main event of WrestleMania. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Shares crash over serious quality issues at contentious WA gas plant
Shares plummeted in early trading on Monday, with its chief executive conceding extreme disappointment over serious quality issues in the late-stage WA project. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Golfer dislocates shoulder before playoff win
American golfer Akshay Bhatia dislocated his shoulder while celebrating sinking a birdie putt, before winning the Texas Open in a playoff. ⌘ Read more
NRL decides not to mark 300-game milestone of Jennings due to ‘past conduct’**
For the first time in the game’s history, the NRL has chosen not to honour a member of the 300-game club due to his controversial history. ⌘ Read more
Puppeteering and tiny tombstones? This festival has it all
From lurid family histories to Excel-lent stand-up, this year’s comedy festival is in full swing. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Harley Reid displays beast mode
While every player's first goal in the competition is special, Reid’s was breathtaking. ⌘ Read more
The Dockers' perfect start to the season comes to a shattering end
The AFL's admission they made a mistake adjudicating Matt Cottrell's mark provided cold comfort for the club and supporters. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket review recommends heavy fines for mistreating suppliers
Former Labor minister's review into supermarket advises against forced sale of stores. ⌘ Read more
Stunned surfer describes moment his 4WD was stolen
Man stunned after his Landcruiser was stolen and sped away narrowly missing beachgoers. ⌘ Read more
Israeli Defence Forces announces withdrawal from southern Gaza
War in Gaza enters new phase as fighting passes the six-month mark. ⌘ Read more
Some flood-hit residents north-west of Sydney return home
Floodwaters continue to fall in New South Wales, but some Queensland towns remain cut off. ⌘ Read more
Two men arrested after woman’s body found near Ballarat
A woman’s body has been found near Ballarat in regional Victoria and two men have been arrested. ⌘ Read more
The Chinese giants that have set off alarm bells in the US
There is mounting concern in the US over some fast-rising Chinese companies. ⌘ Read more
Renovators pay $5 million for Five Dock house, $1 million more than its reserve
The home in Norman Street attracted fierce competition and a huge crowd, some of which planned to take a bulldozer to the home. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Search for missing bushwalker enters second day
The search has resumed for a young woman who fell from a waterfall in the Southern Highlands, south of Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Dodging machetes and crossing sandstorms, ‘Hardest Geezer’ runs length of Africa
Russ Cook crossed 16 countries over the equivalent of 385 marathons – more than 16,300 kilometres – surviving machete-wielding villagers, desert sandstorms and crippling bouts of food poisoning. ⌘ Read more
‘I miss you blokes’: It’s time for Russell Crowe to pick up the phone to Wayne Bennett
There is only one man who can pull South Sydney out of the mire while Bennett has unfinished business - with himself and Souths. ⌘ Read more
Will Sydney poach one of Melbourne’s leading creatives to fill a key job?**
The list of contenders to replace Sydney Theatre Company’s Kip Williams includes some of the most high profile directorial names in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Period leave, pay rises and flexible work trials for Victoria’s public service
Thousands of government workers will get a 3 per cent pay rise, an average bonus of $1400 per employee and women’s health leave under a new agreement, according to their union. ⌘ Read more
This school hall burnt down. Then the parents had to pay
Principals are grappling with smaller budgets, with parents asked to pay for basics such as textbooks. ⌘ Read more
Aussie Nicolson wins world title in Vegas
Australia boxer Skye Nicolson beat Sarah Mahfoud by unanimous decision in Las Vegas to win her maiden world title. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Tziporah Malkah says she’s ‘the victim of revenge porn’ after alleged photo leak
The former model confirmed she has complained to NSW Police over last month’s alleged distribution of the photographs. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Logan Paul's incredible WrestleMania entrance
Logan Paul has made an incredible entrance at WrestleMania, riding out on a giant bottle of PRIME for a match with Randy Orton and Kevin Owens. ⌘ Read more
How a New Yorker found a way to crack Britain’s premier quiz show
Brandon Blackwell took on a British cultural institution by training with a collection of 30,000 homemade flashcards the way weightlifters train with barbells. ⌘ Read more
Ten parks examined for asbestos mulch as mayor defends delays identifying supplier
Hobsons Bay mayor Tony Briffa says the council is working around the clock to identify who supplied the asbestos-contaminated mulch after the regulator demanded the council hand over its records. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate ‘terrifying’ attempted abduction of 11-year-old
‘A little girl should feel safe to walk home from school’, police say, as they investigate an attempted child abduction in Doncaster East. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Queen Mary attends conservation park opening
Queen Mary of Denmark has attended a conservation park opening, freeing two deer and meeting with royal fans. ⌘ Read more
A family home doesn’t need to be a house: The case for European-style living
Moving overseas highlighted that our national psyche is to see houses not as places merely to live, but an asset class that, for many, is a way to grow wealth. ⌘ Read more
Balmain Tigers icon Keith ‘Golden Boots’ Barnes dies
Nicknamed ‘Golden Boots’ for his famously accurate goal kicking, Barnes played 194 games for the Tigers between 1955 and 1968 and is regarded as one of the greatest players to ever wear the black and gold. ⌘ Read more
Family pays $2.63m for Bentleigh home in post-auction negotiations
The four-bedroom house had a quoted price range of $2.4 million to $2.5 million, and passed in at $2.6 million. ⌘ Read more
ASX edges higher after jobs report boosts Wall Street
The Australian sharemarket has opened flat but green, following a solid finish on Wall Street as US investors welcomed a surprisingly strong jobs report. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Ginnivan and the small attack: How the Pies survived a monumental Hawks comeback
The Magpies used all of their guile to survive Hawthorn’s stunningly unlikely and spirited surge on Sunday, winning by just five points. Jack Ginnivan said after the match that there was plenty for the Hawks to be optimistic about, and explained how he would make himself a better player. ⌘ Read more
The circuit-breaker that helped Crisp; How Docker explained dissent free kick
Jack Crisp believes his stint as a Collingwood backbencher was the circuit-breaker he needed to rediscover his form, while Fremantle’s Jordan Clark claims he was admonishing himself rather than the umpire when he was penalised for dissent. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
CM Punk screws over newly-crowned champ
CM Punk has screwed over Drew McIntyre, with Damian Priest cashing in his Money in the Bank contract in a dramatic WrestleMania moment. ⌘ Read more
Two men arrested after woman’s body found in Victorian bushland
Emergency services were called to reports of a vehicle on fire. A young woman’s body was found inside. ⌘ Read more
Ukrainian nuclear power plant at risk
Officials are worried the largest nuclear power plant in Europe could be on the brink. ⌘ Read more
The best sights between Perth and Sydney can be explored by train
The eastbound journey from Perth through to Sydney brings together everything this country offers. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Essendon the big losers, Blues’ Houdini strikes again: Key takeouts from round four
The round of football started slowly and built to a crescendo with controversy, comebacks, scandal and a celebration of a round now embedded in the football calendar. ⌘ Read more
Stunned surfer describes moment his 4WD was stolen
Man stunned after his Landcruiser was stolen and sped away narrowly missing beachgoers. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Supermarkets face huge fines after review; AUKUS could expand to include Japan
Major supermarkets face huge fines after review, boat arrival in WA sparks border protection row and AUKUS could expand to include Japan according to reports. ⌘ Read more
Brown: Finlayson punishment should follow precedent
Nathan Brown believes Jeremy Finlayson will receive a fine after admitting to directing a homophobic slur towards an Essendon player. ⌘ Read more
Qantas unveils frequent flyer revamp
Qantas Airways boss Vanessa Hudson has unveiled a long-awaited revamp of its frequent flyer program in an attempt to improve the ways customers can redeem points. ⌘ Read more