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Australia news LIVE: Dutton pushes back on special adviser appointment to Israel ; Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’**
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation, foreign policy guru believes Donald Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’ and debate on supermarket code continues. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton pushes back on special adviser appointment to Israel ; Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’**
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation, foreign policy guru believes Donald Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’ and debate on supermarket code continues. ⌘ Read more
Concern asbestos was in contents of fire in Sydney's south-west
Emergency services suspect contents of rubbish fire at Rossmore was contaminated with asbestos. ⌘ Read more
Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh step in for King Charles at historic parade
The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh have stepped in for King Charles at the 120th anniversary of the Entente Cordiale. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton pushes back on special adviser appointment to Israel ; Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’**
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation, foreign policy guru believes Donald Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’ and debate on supermarket code continues. ⌘ Read more
Solar eclipse blacks out United States, Canada and Mexico
Millions of people witness celestial spectacle as the moon passes in front of the sun. ⌘ Read more
Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh step in for King Charles at historic parade
The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh have stepped in for King Charles at the 120th anniversary of the Entente Cordiale. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton pushes back on special adviser appointment to Israel ; Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’**
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation, foreign policy guru believes Donald Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’ and debate on supermarket code continues. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd's hesitation towards Bulldogs forward
Matthew Lloyd says Western Bulldogs forward Aaron Naughton lacks the x-factor needed to succeed. ⌘ Read more
Concern asbestos was in contents of fire in Sydney's south-west
Emergency services suspect contents of rubbish fire at Rossmore was contaminated with asbestos. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd's genuine fears for floundering Bombers
Matthew Lloyd says there are serious issues that could plague Essendon if left unaddressed. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday April 9
National weather forecast for Tuesday April 9 ⌘ Read more
Vatican says ‘no’ to sex changes, surrogacy and gender theory in new document
The release of a 20-page document follows fierce conservative pushback against the doctrinal office’s previous declaration on LGBT issues. ⌘ Read more
Gaza ceasefire talks stall
Hamas says little prospect of Gaza ceasefire after peace talks in Cairo. ⌘ Read more
Three people shot and killed after gunman opens in Las Vegas office building
Three people, including the gunman, have been killed after a shooting in Las Vegas. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane retirees the country’s youngest; Rising classroom resignations not full story
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Investor heavyweights failing to boot directors on climate commitments
Directors at companies failing to meet any climate commitment criteria received higher support in 2023 than those that met them, according to new research. ⌘ Read more
Concern asbestos has been illegally dumped in Sydney's south-west
Emergency services suspect contents of rubbish fire at Rossmore was contaminated with asbestos. ⌘ Read more
Solar eclipse blacks out United States, Canada and Mexico
Millions of people witness celestial spectacle as the moon passes in front of the sun. ⌘ Read more
Seven secrets of the Mediterranean’s best-preserved ancient site
Ephesus, a Greco-Roman trading city, gives you a fine impression of daily life in classical times. ⌘ Read more
‘This is the era for women’s stories’: director Blazey Best updates Andrew Lloyd Webber
Actor-turned-director Blazey Best shines a light on how things have changed for women with the late 70s classic Tell Me On a Sunday. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Wall Street steadies; $A stronger
US stocks are drifting in relatively quiet trading after a rollercoaster end to last week left them a bit shy of their records. ⌘ Read more
Palm Beach restaurant saga sparks government review of noise regulation
The council that rejected The Joey’s application to trade in the evening over noise concerns has given the restaurant a second chance following a public outcry. ⌘ Read more
Exercise doesn’t just benefit your body, it also strengthens your brain
Physical activity improves cognitive and mental health in many ways. Here’s how to reap the benefits. ⌘ Read more
Never mind the poor. In Cottesloe, the gap is widening between the rich and super-rich
Personal income analysis has declared Cottesloe Australia’s most unequal suburb. Here’s a glimpse of how the wealthiest live there – and how your suburb rates. ⌘ Read more
Vatican says ‘no’ to sex changes, surrogacy and gender theory in new document
The release of a 20-page document follows fierce conservative pushback against the doctrinal office’s previous declaration on LGBT issues. ⌘ Read more
The hinterland town home to the most cashed up buyers in all of NSW
Mortgage-free home buyers purchased more than six out of 10 homes, drawn to its lifestyle and its relatively affordable real estate. ⌘ Read more
At its heart, Bruce Pascoe’s Black Duck is a love story of both people and Country
Bruce Pascoe and Lyn Harwood have written a deeply philosophical and personal book that is deeply respectful of Country and the need to live humbly with it. ⌘ Read more
Sensors, escape-proof windows, 24-hour supervision: Inside a sex offender’s NDIS-funded home
Clinical experts and justice officials fear the NDIS is ill-equipped to deal with sex offenders, putting the safety of the public and support workers at risk. ⌘ Read more
Japan is set to join AUKUS – it won’t be the last country to do so
Japan is the world’s fourth-biggest economy, yet only the ninth-biggest defence spender. As China’s military build-up continues, that is beginning to change. ⌘ Read more
Why half the homes in this sleepy seaside Victorian town are bought with cash
Asset-rich buyers who don’t need a mortgage are arriving in droves, while others struggle against high interest rates and the cost of living. ⌘ Read more
Claire was dubious about this DIY test. It found a virus that causes cancer
The Sydney woman says the vaginal swab alternative to a Pap smear is “much less invasive than a COVID test up the nose”. ⌘ Read more
Australian elite seek to divert Russia’s $9b ‘dirty money’ to Ukraine
The group, including former prime ministers, business, union and military leaders, wants Australia to divert the billions it has confiscated since the invasion of Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
The cosiest destination in the world to visit in winter
Is the Apple Isle the cosiest place in the world to experience winter? Like good cider, the events are spiced up with a little bit of Tasmanian crazy. ⌘ Read more
Airline review: Virgin’s extra legroom seats are a bargain on this route
This flight to an island paradise features Virgin’s cheapest upgrade to ‘Economy X’ at just $33. ⌘ Read more
Irankunda declines approach to join Olyroos for Paris 2024 qualifiers
He was left out of the squad due to concerns for his “wellbeing” last week. Now the most exciting talent in the Australian game has turned down a last-minute opportunity to wear the green and gold. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane retirees are the youngest in the country
Research also reveals Australians work some of the longest hours in the developed world, and the retirement figures do not account for a key SEQ demographic. ⌘ Read more
The photo that has the Brethren flock all atwitter
The publication of a picture of the leader of the Plymouth Brethren Christian Church has generated feverish discussion about how it came to our reporter. ⌘ Read more
Mitchell to front concerned South Sydney bosses after weekend of drama
South Sydney officials will hold talks with Latrell Mitchell and his manager on Tuesday following a series of events that has left the club concerned about their fullback’s frame of mind. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, April 9
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Threats common in notorious juvenile prison
Threats of self harm were common at the notorious Unit 18 in Perth’s Casuarina Prison, an inquest has heard. ⌘ Read more
Car crash allegedly leads to discovery of cash, drugs
A driver involved in a car crash was allegedly found with cash and drugs after an accident with a bus. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 9, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
Billy's master plan for Rabbitohs to escape disaster: Billy Slater Podcast - Ep05
Injuries galore as Brisbane and the Dolphins hit with a number of setbacks ahead of their blockbuster match this weekend. What does this mean for Billy and the QLD squad?
Billy unpacks what is going on at the Rabbitohs and how they can move forward.
More confusion over the hip drop tackle after a number of separ ... ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
Caro crowns Power's next leader
Caroline Wilson says Port Adelaide will appoint Josh Carr as their next senior coach at the end of next season. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 9, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Wilson urges AFL to take stand against homophobia
Caroline Wilson says it's time for the AFL to make a stand after Jeremy Finlayson's homophobic slur against Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Crows to make moves after horror start
Adelaide say they're ready to shake up their midfield after an 0-4 start. ⌘ Read more
Australia to trial self-driving cars
Australia will trial self-driving cars in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Take the bun out of Bunnings
And it’s the worst idea since sliced bread. ⌘ Read more
Slater's Walsh chat reveal over return
Billy Slater has flagged a possible shake-up to the Broncos halves after Ezra Mam's training injury. ⌘ Read more
Burgess brothers involved in feisty exchange
An exchange between the Burgess brothers and others in Russell Crowe's box at the Rabbitohs game has been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Gus' shock theory over Latrell
Phil Gould believes Latrell Mitchell could walk away from rugby league due to a lack of love. ⌘ Read more
Royal Australian Navy Collins-class submarine docks in Brisbane
One of six Royal Australian Navy Collins-class submarines has docked in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Videos of violent crimes being posted online
Videos of violent crimes including home invasions are being posted online by boasting young offenders. ⌘ Read more
Demetriou denies one-game ultimatum
Jason Demetriou has revealed he's held a conversation with Souths CEO Blake Solly about media reports stating he has one game to save his job. ⌘ Read more
Famous Adelaide street getting $15m makeover
Adelaide’s famed Hindley Street is getting a $15 million makeover for the first time in decades. ⌘ Read more
Questions over power, independence of Queensland Victims’ Commissioner
The Miles government says a new Victims’ Commissioner will champion the rights of victims. But multiple groups have taken issue with the fine print. ⌘ Read more
Classroom resignations are rising. But they’re not the full story
Are more teachers leaving or being hired? It’s not the only question facing Queensland education in an election year. ⌘ Read more
Do we believe victims as much as we blame them?**
Readers react to a ticketed event being organised by #MenToo advocate Bettina Arndt and the merits of former PM Boris Johnson. ⌘ Read more
Views split on Woodside’s climate stance as investor vote looms
The company’s credibility will be put to the test this month when backers have their say on its emissions plan and the future of chairman Richard Goyder. ⌘ Read more
Woman charged over e-scooter explosion in hotel
A woman has been charged after an e-scooter exploded, allegedly sparking a hotel fire. ⌘ Read more
Radio host shares video of home invasion
Radio host shares video of home invasion ⌘ Read more
Secret vets, private security and a US tycoon on the end of the phone: Inside filly’s $10m sale
It’s the most amount of money ever paid for a filly in the world, but does it guarantee she will be any good as a racehorse? ⌘ Read more
Qantas loyalty revamp the right flight path to healing customer ‘pain point’**
Vanessa Hudson has taken on the Herculean task of trying to restore the relationship with Qantas customers and staff – and reweight the division of the spoils. ⌘ Read more
Trump will see nuclear subs as a ‘win-win’, US foreign policy guru predicts
Former Bush adviser says Kevin Rudd shouldn’t be too worried either: “It was off-the-cuff”. ⌘ Read more
Influential Liberal Michael Kroger at centre of heated corporate coup
Kroger is embroiled in a battle for control over the $52 million Mayfield Childcare fuelled in part by a contentious deal three years ago. ⌘ Read more
Victim confronts drugged driver who caused fiery crash
A journalist who almost lost his life in a fiery crash in the city has come face to face with the drugged and speeding driver who nearly killed him. ⌘ Read more
‘That’s enough’: AFL must send Finlayson a simple message with slur penalty
What shocks about Jeremy Finlayson’s homophobic insult against Essendon is that it even sprung to his mind to use such language in 2024. ⌘ Read more
Barossa Valley to host AFL Gather Round game next year
The Barossa Valley will host at least one AFL Gather Round game next year. ⌘ Read more
This MP had never met with Daniel Andrews. He’s already had two meetings with Jacinta Allan
Labor’s control of the crossbench is at the crossroads as progressives warn they won’t be taken for granted and those frozen out under Daniel Andrews welcome a new approach. ⌘ Read more
Councils put on notice as asbestos found in several parks across Melbourne
The environmental regulator has warned councils across the state to crack down on the quality of mulch being used in public spaces. ⌘ Read more
Inquiry into toddler’s death hears about misdiagnosis
A toddler was discharged from hospital despite being incredibly ill before his death. ⌘ Read more
Contents of safe injecting room report revealed
The contents of Ken Lay's long-awaited report on a safe injecting room for Melbourne's CBD have been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murdering woman in regional Victoria
A 21-year-old man has been charged with murder after the body of 23-year-old Hannah McGuire, whose body was found in regional Victoria last week. ⌘ Read more
Attempted abduction of Melbourne school girl
A man allegedly attempted to abduct a girl walking home from school in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
AFL’s captain’s call: Skippers won’t get right to review umpiring decisions
The AFL has made its own captain’s call on the push to allow team skippers to challenge umpiring decisions by sending them to video review. ⌘ Read more
I’ve started giving compliments to strangers. And you should too
It wasn’t until I left Australia for the US that I discovered the joy of public compliments. ⌘ Read more
Sad state of debate and nuance on key matters
Regrettably, conflict and expressions of discontent and anger have become fashionable, prompting discussions to become polarised and a zero-sum game. ⌘ Read more
My suburb attracts a cult-like loyalty, despite the grit and the gangsters
We haven’t had a gangland funeral across the road for years, but North Melbourne has always been an in-between place – a suburb of two identities. ⌘ Read more
Not the retiring type: Australians are working well into their 60s
Australian men and women are now not expecting to retire at ages not seen since the early 1970s. And it could pose a problem for employers. ⌘ Read more
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation
Anthony Albanese has tasked a top army figure with testing the veracity of Israel’s claims about the death of an Australian aid worker, but the opposition leader has chastised the government’s approach. ⌘ Read more
'Aussie Donald Trump' speaks to media after appearing at Sydney court
An Australian man who shares a name with former US president Donald Trump has spoken to media after appearing at Sydney court. ⌘ Read more
Nigerian men charged after boy dies over alleged sextortion attempt
Nigerian men have been charged after an Australian boy took his own life following an alleged sextortion attempt. ⌘ Read more
Period leave, pay rises and flexible work trials for Victoria’s public service
Government workers will get a 3 per cent pay rise, an average bonus of $1400 and women’s health leave under a new agreement, according to their union. ⌘ Read more
Qantas announces biggest-ever frequent flyer revamp
Qantas has announced its biggest revamp to its frequent flyer program in its history. ⌘ Read more
Flood-hit residents' frustration as they return home to damage
Flood-hit residents who were forced to evacuated have voiced their frustration as they return home to assess the damage. ⌘ Read more
Man in hospital after car chase through Sydney
A man is under police guard in hospital after a car chase through Sydney’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
Federal government backs new report threatening supermarkets
The federal government has backed a new report threatening to fine supermarkets millions of dollars if they are found to misuse market power. ⌘ Read more
Hickman and Namoi River chasing Kembla Grange success
The Warwick Farm trainer and fellow city horseman Joe Pride will have runners in action just south of Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tuesday meeting at Kembla Grange
Everything you need to make your selection for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Wallabies captain's incredible act for injured player
The Wallabies' Rugby World Cup captain Will Skelton stopped playing to help his opposite Salmaan Moerat who lay on the ground after being concussed. ⌘ Read more
Gather Round? More like Blather Round if you ask me
After being bombarded with missives about the charms of South Australia, we were supposed to rejoice and be grateful that they had the footy and we didn’t. ⌘ Read more
‘It had nothing to do with Nazis’: Man denies making salute at Sydney soccer match
The 24-year-old said he was simply holding a beer in one hand and cheering on his team with the other and TV footage “twisted” what happened, as he and two others were charged under new laws. ⌘ Read more
At 21, Cassie had no idea she could have a stroke. Then it happened to her
Cassidi-Rae Amosa told an inquiry on Monday her stroke – suffered nine days after giving birth – could have been prevented if doctors had taken her concerns seriously. ⌘ Read more
Attempted abduction of Melbourne school girl
A man allegedly attempted to abduct a girl walking home from school in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
‘Branch stacking’ and blood-letting: Inside Labor’s factional war games
The spectre of an anti-corruption inquiry hanging over Tim Crakanthorp has led to jostling between rival left wing factions over his prized seat of Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Inquest into teen’s 1988 death begins
An inquest into a teenager’s 1988 death has begun as his heartbroken family seek answers. ⌘ Read more