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New adults-only resort on lesser-known Fiji island has a 34-guest limit
I’ve arrived at Waya a couple of days ahead of its official opening and find I’m the only guest. ⌘ Read more
The chicken shop bringing a red-hot taste of Nashville to Northbridge
The North Bird space is flying (and frying) south and rebooting as a 50-seat diner focusing on “crunchy as hell” fried chicken, spice-friendly drinks and good music. ⌘ Read more
Bruce Lehrmann’s a hit with the COVID-critical crowd
Some of the names in the group hosting a $100-a-head talk from the former Liberal staffer might be familiar from our pandemic days. ⌘ Read more
Lights out for BlackBird-backed alternative meat start-up
Sunfed chief executive says investors failed to back the “chicken-free chicken” start-up as the plant-based meat craze falls out of favour. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Wednesday, April 10
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Beefed-up competition watchdog to sink teeth into big mergers
The largest changes to the laws governing business mergers will be unveiled on Wednesday as the government seeks to make the economy more competitive. ⌘ Read more
Man dead, several in hospital after car and bus crash in Sydney’s north
A 60-year-old man is dead and several people injured, include a four-year-old child, after a collision in Rouse Hill. ⌘ Read more
Stubbs 'not just making up the numbers' at Masters
Jasper Stubbs wants to make history at the Masters by winning the tournament as an amateur. Stubbs is one of six Aussies in the field. ⌘ Read more
NSW public schools facing funding cut
NSW public schools are facing a huge funding cut. ⌘ Read more
Some of Cleveland Dodd’s final words revealed
Some of Cleveland Dodd’s final words have been revealed at the inquest into his death. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 10, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
Supply chain issues leaving supermarket shelves bare
Supermarket shelves are bare but Coles and Woolworths are promising a full re-stock in days. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide forward Jeremy Finlayson to be punished for homophobic slur
Port Adelaide forward Jeremy Finlayson is set to be punished for homophobic slur against an Essendon player. ⌘ Read more
Preparations for LIV Golf underway in Adelaide
Preparations for the LIV Golf tournament are underway in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Mercurial forward Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne’s bumper Thursday night clash against Brisbane at the MCG after being hit with a one-match ban. ⌘ Read more
Test results are in on asbestos in parks as reports continue to rise
The environmental regulator has revealed more reports of potential asbestos, this time in Williamstown, Altona and Sunshine West, with priority testing under way. ⌘ Read more
Calibrating the carbon cycle
Central Westies know there’s no planet B. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 10, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Latrell fronts Souths mananagement
Latrell Mitchell's South Sydney teammates insist hasn't lost his love of rugby league as the superstar fronted club management following his suspension. ⌘ Read more
Pickett ban upheld
Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne's round-five showdown with Brisbane, after failing to overturn his bump ban. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Mercurial forward Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne’s bumper Thursday night clash against Brisbane at the MCG after being hit with a one-match ban. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide park trashed
Port Adelaide residents say they’re being terrorised by people who trash their local park. ⌘ Read more
New skyscraper to be built on Adelaide Riverbank
A new skyscraper is set to be built on the Adelaide Riverbank. ⌘ Read more
‘We need to build the pathway’: Wong steps up debate on Palestinian statehood
Setting out a new case on the highly sensitive global question, Wong said Palestinian statehood could improve the chances for peace. ⌘ Read more
Pedro to make boxing debut vs Terzievski
Kris Terzievski ended Paul Gallen's boxing career and now he's looking to ensure Tyson Pedro hits an immediate roadblock in the sport. ⌘ Read more
Harbour project set to be scaled back in bid to placate critics
The company behind the Toondah Harbour project will attempt to redesign the marina and apartment complex after being told it posed an unacceptable risk to the environment. ⌘ Read more
OIympic powerbroker needs to front Senate inquiry
Other than the premier, nobody has shouldered the responsibility for the state government’s bizarre decision to host the Olympic Games at a school athletics carnival venue more than John Coates. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Mercurial forward Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne’s bumper Thursday night clash against Brisbane at the MCG after being hit with a one-match ban. ⌘ Read more
Ceasefire discussions between Israel and Hamas stall again
The the latest round of ceasefire talks between Israel and Hamas have been stalled as the Israeli prime minister announces a date for an invasion of Rafah. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of land lease properties under construction for over 60s
A large land lease development is underway in Sydney's north-west, with experts saying the model could solve the housing crisis. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Mercurial forward Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne’s bumper Thursday night clash against Brisbane at the MCG after being hit with a one-match ban. ⌘ Read more
Proposed bayside Toondah Harbour development rejected
The proposed bayside Toondah Harbour development has all but been rejected. ⌘ Read more
Does Peter Dutton have what it takes to win a generation?**
Readers respond to the question of how Dutton’s Coalition could regain relevance, the growth of AUKUS and the Gather Round. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Mercurial forward Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne’s bumper Thursday night clash against Brisbane at the MCG after being hit with a one-match ban. ⌘ Read more
Alison claims her digital land records were altered and a 120-year-old document proves it
The battle over the scrapping of an advisory council that oversees Victoria’s official archive is heating up, ⌘ Read more
September 2023: Victorian Labor caucus meet for selection of successor to Premier Daniel
Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews begins final day in job after announcing resignation. ⌘ Read more
Gold Coast light rail project could blow out by billions
The Gold Coast light rail project could blow out by billions more than expected. ⌘ Read more
Labor members could lose right to pick premier after Andrews exit chaos
After the resignation of Daniel Andrews almost set off weeks of instability, rank and file Labor members could lose their power to vote on who becomes premier. ⌘ Read more
Search for missing police officer
A search is underway for a police officer missing in Queensland’s Far North. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Mercurial forward Kysaiah Pickett will miss Melbourne’s bumper Thursday night clash against Brisbane at the MCG after being hit with a one-match ban. ⌘ Read more
How a Sydney grandmother took the world of horse racing by storm
Debbie Kepitis paid a world-record $10 million for the firstborn foal of champion racehorse Winx to keep the filly in the family and in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Eighty years on, Andrew Forrest closes in on family’s biggest mystery
Their family is best known for mining billionaire ‘Twiggy’, Australia’s richest man. But another personality has haunted the Forrests for decades. ⌘ Read more
The tiny dietary tweak with a giant health impact
Scientific studies show replacing regular table salt with potassium or “Cinderella” salt could arrest rising rates of cardiovascular disease. But will it work in our processed-food loving culture? ⌘ Read more
School budgets slashed by $148 million as deputies forced back to classroom
Thousands of deputy and assistant principals will be forced back into teaching roles to help deal with chronic staffing shortages in NSW public schools. ⌘ Read more
Fears asbestos found in three more Melbourne parks
There are fears asbestos has been found in three more Melbourne parks. ⌘ Read more
Australians could end up working into their 70s
Australians are working longer and retiring more gradually, meaning many people may work into their 70s. ⌘ Read more
Four teens accused of Melbourne crime spree
Four teenagers are in custody accused of a destructive crime spree through Melbourne's east. ⌘ Read more
Victorian premier refuses to release safe injecting report
Victorian Premier Jacinta Allen has refused to release the safe injecting room report. ⌘ Read more
‘Concrete Picasso’ masterpiece saved from the wrecker’s ball
The MPavilion’s squat concrete bunker in Queen Victoria Gardens is here to stay a little longer after a fight to save it from being partly demolished and relocated. ⌘ Read more
Pickett’s one-match ban stands; Carlton star Walsh to return; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Carlton coach Michael Voss is relieved the speculation around Sam Walsh’s health can come to an end as the star midfielder prepares to return. ⌘ Read more
Mona gallery forced to allow men into Ladies Lounge
Jason Lau claimed he was discriminated against because of his gender and was unable to fully experience Mona after paying his $35 entrance fee last year. ⌘ Read more
Serial sex offenders could be barred from NDIS
Serial sex offenders and other serious criminal offenders may be barred from receiving NDIS support after leaving jail. ⌘ Read more
Australian miner loses bid to avoid sanctions over Russian coal
A mining company backed by billionaire philanthropists Paul Little and Jane Hansen has lost a legal challenge against Australia’s strict sanctions regime. ⌘ Read more
Hannah McGuire’s alleged killer faces court
Hannah McGuire’s alleged killer has faced court as her family wept. ⌘ Read more
Giant pile of asbestos-contaminated rubbish found on fire in Sydney
A huge pile of asbestos-contaminated rubbish has been found on fire on a road in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
New chief of the Australian Defence Force named
Vice-Admiral David Johnston will become the new chief of the Australian Defence Force. ⌘ Read more
Why $10 million for Winx foal could look like a bargain 10 years from now
The record investment by Debbie Kepitis and her family in the champion mare’s only foal could represent the birth of a racing dynasty. ⌘ Read more
Petrol prices expected to peak for school holidays
Sydney's petrol prices have hit a new peak in 2024, just a week out from school holidays. ⌘ Read more
Date set for final verdict on Lehrman's defamation case
A new date has been set for the final verdict on Bruce Lehrman's defamation case against Network 10. ⌘ Read more
NSW government could lower dam capacity to mitigate floods risk
The NSW government could lower Warragamba Dam's capacity to mitigate flood risks if it can also supplement Sydney’s water supply. ⌘ Read more
Man dead after car crashes into several traffic lights
A man has been killed after his car hit several traffic lights, causing it to flip on a northern Sydney road. ⌘ Read more
Serial sex offenders could be barred from NDIS
Serial sex offenders and other serious criminal offenders may be barred from the receiving NDIS support after leaving jail. ⌘ Read more
Budget shenanigans, infighting and bullying claims: Monitors called back to Geelong council
The state government has again been forced to oversee Geelong council as a new report highlighted financial problems, warring councillors and claims of harassment. ⌘ Read more
Man airlifted to Perth hospital after ‘suspected drowning’ in Cervantes
Emergency crews including the RAC Rescue helicopter rushed to Corunna Road in the coastal town over a suspected water incident about 1.30pm. ⌘ Read more
Fallen star tipped to make NRL comeback with Dolphins
One of rugby league’s modern enigmas will make his return, leading a teammate to declare him ready to prove he was no spent force. ⌘ Read more
Netball has been in crisis. Its CEO is searching for answers
This masthead put a number of questions about netball’s future to Stacey West, who has been interim CEO of Netball Australia since December. The sport has made progress, but she doesn’t have all the answers. ⌘ Read more
Pickett in hot water after brutal bump
Demon Kysaiah Pickett may have landed himself in hot water for this hit on Adelaide's Jake Soligo. ⌘ Read more
Test results are in on asbestos in parks as reports continue to rise
The environmental regulator has revealed more reports of potential asbestos, this time in Williamstown, Altona and Sunshine West, with priority testing under way. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Tuesday, April 9
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Shorten tells states NDIS will start screening for criminals, predators
NDIS Minister Bill Shorten will write to state governments demanding they tell his agency when serious criminals apply for the scheme. ⌘ Read more
Zen Energy's Tunnel Project to Power Half a Million Homes
An eight-metre wide tunnel connecting Lake Burragorang to a reservoir built into the pit of a disused coal washery will create hydropower for 500,000 homes. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: David Johnston announced as new Defence Chief; Japan’s inclusion in AUKUS considered
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation, foreign policy guru believes Donald Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’ and debate on supermarket code continues. ⌘ Read more
Concrete rumble: The council plan to save ‘heritage’ road surfaces
Decaying century-old concrete roads in Melbourne’s east will be restored – rather than replaced – under a plan to protect the heritage value of some streets. ⌘ Read more
Mining giants drive ASX higher; Wall St odds of quick rate cuts dim
US markets were flat overnight ahead of a week in which the focus will be on inflation figures and the prospect of fewer interest rate cuts by the Fed. ⌘ Read more
Migrants – what are they good for? A lot, actually
Far from stealing our homes, migrants are returning to their pre-COVID university digs and propping up or economy. ⌘ Read more
O’Shea confident Awesome Wonder can live up to her name
Trainer John O’Shea will send a strong team to Wednesday’s metropolitan meeting at Gosford, headed by Irish import Awesome Wonder. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Wednesday meeting at Gosford
Everything you need to make your selection for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: David Johnston announced as new Defence Chief; Japan’s inclusion in AUKUS considered
Dutton pushes back on PM appointing special adviser to Israel investigation, foreign policy guru believes Donald Trump will see AUKUS deal as ‘win-win’ and debate on supermarket code continues. ⌘ Read more
Marmota gets clean title to exciting gold deposits
After some years of enduring complex ownership structures and legal wrangles, Marmota has formed a JV that will now explore four exciting gold deposits in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Mining giants drive ASX higher; Wall St odds of quick rate cuts dim
Mining giants have lifted the S&P/ASX 200, after US stock indexes held at a virtual standstill overnight as trading calmed after a whirlwind couple of days left them a bit shy of their records. ⌘ Read more
Doctor’s regret over treatment of toddler who died after being discharged
Paul Bumford told a coroner he was on his first locum shift at Wangaratta hospital when he treated Noah Souvatzis and should have escalated his care to a more senior doctor. ⌘ Read more
Carlton star Sam Walsh to return from back injury; Pendlebury’s rib fracture confirmed
Carlton coach Michael Voss is relieved the speculation around Sam Walsh’s health can come to an end as the star midfielder prepares to return. ⌘ Read more
‘Safe pair of hands’ David Johnston the new Defence Force chief
Johnston, a naval officer who has been the nation’s second most senior military figure since 2018, will replace long-serving Defence Force Chief Angus Campbell in July. ⌘ Read more
Police were told Higgins ‘may have been drugged’: bombshell submissions in Lehrmann case
Brittany Higgins has for the first time made submissions in Bruce Lehrmann’s defamation case, ahead of the decision on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Plibersek blocks Toondah Harbour development; Brisbane retirees the country’s youngest
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Olympic supremo John Coates refuses to appear at Brisbane 2032 Senate inquiry
The architect of the state government’s plan to use QSAC as Brisbane’s main Olympic stadium has refused an invitation to appear before a Senate inquiry to explain his stance. ⌘ Read more
Petrol prices expected to peak for school holidays
Sydney's petrol prices have hit a new peak in 2024, just a week out from school holidays. ⌘ Read more
‘No, Jason, no’: Woman pleaded with brother before horrific death
Jason Patterson beat Jody James with a hatchet and rocks before setting her alight, believing she was possessed by a devil and part of the “Illuminati”. ⌘ Read more
‘Extremely confident’ Reynolds reveals injury extent amid shock return
Broncos skipper Adam Reynolds has revealed the extent of his latest injury setback, but declared there would be no concern of him seeing out his current contract. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Plibersek blocks Toondah Harbour development; Brisbane retirees the country’s youngest
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
One Sydney ferry’s indicators froze. Two days later, another had a fault near Gladesville Bridge
An Indonesian-built vessel suffered a mechanical fault that led to it unexpectedly heading to starboard and then to port. ⌘ Read more
Rain lashes Melbourne as High Country welcomes first snow of year
Dozens remain without power in Melbourne’s eastern suburbs after a cold, wet start to the week that also brought snow to Victoria’s alps. ⌘ Read more
Giant pile of asbestos-contaminated rubbish found on fire in Sydney
A huge pile of asbestos-contaminated rubbish has been found on fire on a road in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Eat and repeat: 10 warming new recipes to put on high rotation
These cosy dinners will become the culinary equivalent of your trusty woolly jumper, the one you can rely on when the cold sets in. ⌘ Read more
Place Du Carrousel ready for testing Queen Elizabeth tempo
The Queen Elizabeth Stakes at Randwick on Saturday will be no place for the faint of heart, and the forecast fast pace will suit the imported mare. ⌘ Read more
NSW government could lower dam capacity to mitigate floods risk
The NSW government could lower Warragamba Dam's capacity to mitigate flood risks if it can also supplement Sydney’s water supply. ⌘ Read more
Man dead after car crashes into several traffic lights
A man has been killed after his car hit several traffic lights, causing it to flip on a northern Sydney road. ⌘ Read more