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Blues welcome back key cog
Carlton has included Sam Walsh for his first game this year since dealing with a back injury, while the Dogs drop a star. ⌘ Read more
US Masters LIVE updates: DeChambeau takes early lead as Scott, Woods, Day get under way
A six-strong Australian contingent are teeing off in Georgia but the big question is whether anyone can stop a red-hot Scottie Scheffler donning a second green jacket? ⌘ Read more
‘We are the black sheep’: The Australian brain chip company taking on Elon Musk
Tom Oxley came up with his idea for a brain chip while at Melbourne University in the late 2000s. Now his company has attracted high-profile backers such as Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos. ⌘ Read more
OJ Simpson dead aged 76 after cancer battle
OJ Simpson, the former American footballer controversially acquitted in 'trial of the century', dies aged 76. ⌘ Read more
One of Ukraine's largest power plants destroyed by Russian attack
Russian airstrike destroys vital power plant near Ukrainian capital city. ⌘ Read more
One of Ukraine's largest power plants destroyed by Russian attack
Russian airstrike destroys vital power plant near Ukrainian capital city. ⌘ Read more
OJ Simpson dead aged 76 after cancer battle
OJ Simpson, the former American footballer controversially acquitted in 'trial of the century', dies aged 76. ⌘ Read more
Search to resume today for body of missing Victorian mother Samantha Murphy
Search teams will return to bushland, with the hope of finding Samantha Murphy's body. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Cop pressured child witness before case dropped; Russo wins right to build block
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
US Masters LIVE updates: DeChambeau takes early lead as Scott, Woods, Day get under way
A six-strong Australian contingent are teeing off in Georgia but the big question is whether anyone can stop a red-hot Scottie Scheffler donning a second green jacket? ⌘ Read more
US Masters LIVE updates: DeChambeau takes early lead as Scott, Woods, Day get under way
A six-strong Australian contingent are teeing off in Georgia but the big question is whether anyone can stop a red-hot Scottie Scheffler donning a second green jacket? ⌘ Read more
‘We will harm them’: Israel says it is prepared for wider conflict amid Iran attack fears
Israel has been bracing for possible Iranian retaliation for the killing of a senior general and six other Iranian officers. ⌘ Read more
US Masters LIVE updates: Scott, Woods, Day get under way at Augusta National
A six-strong Australian contingent are teeing off in Georgia but the big question is whether anyone can stop a red-hot Scottie Scheffler donning a second green jacket? ⌘ Read more
She took on Amy Winehouse, even though she knew the risks
Marisa Abela, who plays the British singer in the film Back to Black, says the biopic is an honest portrait of the star’s relationship with her controversial father Mitch. ⌘ Read more
Oozy does it: 10 of the best and meltiest cheeses, as ranked by a pro
Ellie Studd shares the golden rules for making the perfect stretchy cheese toastie — many strings attached. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to slip despite Wall Street rebound
US stocks rebounded from a steep sell-off as fresh economic data rekindled hopes that inflation remains in a cooling trend. ⌘ Read more
Blame game hides truth of asbestos contamination saga
As a resident and the mother of a toddler, I have been concerned, like many others, about the lack of straight answers on the contamination of Melbourne playgrounds. ⌘ Read more
How to escape the soul-crushing cycle of micromanagement
Ever been trying to do your job, but your manager weaves their way into the details, destroying your shaky illusion of autonomy? It’s time to reset. ⌘ Read more
Am I over-reacting to this dismissive email from a client?**
It’s easy to roll your eyes and accuse a colleague of being over-sensitive. But it’s often unwise. ⌘ Read more
The epic European hiking trail hardly anyone knows about
Never before have I encountered such an astonishing diversity of terrain and panoramas on one trip. ⌘ Read more
Does banning my child from wearing ‘merch’ make me a bad parent?**
My two-year-old has learnt the art of pester power, but I’m digging in my heels, even if it means going up against The Wiggles. ⌘ Read more
Letting it all hang out: The he-vage (for men!)
Plus: get ready for the weekend with these fresh diversions. ⌘ Read more
Rugby league has never been quicker nor better — but at what cost?**
The NRL have released stats talking up the game. But some clubs are facing enormous injury tolls. ⌘ Read more
‘People are asking’: Why Kerry Armstrong’s make-up artist checked behind her ears
The 65-year-old actress discusses raising three boys as a single mum, making lasting impressions – and who she’d come back as. ⌘ Read more
The world’s 10 coolest city neighbourhoods you should visit
First time visiting a city, you’re probably going to stay in the centre of town. But on your next visit, one of these up-and-coming places will give you a real feel for the place. ⌘ Read more
Travel quiz: Which two countries are linked by the Oresund Bridge?**
Are you an expert traveller? Test your knowledge with the weekly travel quiz. ⌘ Read more
‘My boyfriend maintains he never googled me’: Olympian Cate Campbell on love, life and sport
“I made a decision to not date athletes, having dated a few prior to meeting Adam, because I didn’t want to become gossip fodder,” says the gold-medal winning swimmer. ⌘ Read more
Why a billionaire’s son could change the fortunes of Network Ten
David Ellison, owner of film studio Skydance Media and the son the world’s fifth-richest person, Larry Ellison, is in exclusive talks to buy Network Ten’s owner Paramount. ⌘ Read more
Tripologist: Where can I have a Thailand beach stopover en route to Europe?**
“I have four nights in Thailand to break my economy flights to and from Europe with a mid-journey stopover.” ⌘ Read more
What is Guilfoyle’s Volcano? Take The Age quiz
How well do you know Melbourne and Victoria? Test your trivia and news knowledge with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Unexpected Victorian regional towns where rents rose most
Instead of moving to the coast for the lifestyle, there’s a wave of city dwellers being pushed to the regions due to the cost of living. ⌘ Read more
A twisty tale of Channel Seven exec’s racquet of wrath
When The Age came asking questions about TV tennis rights deal, Channel Seven executive Bruce McWilliam returned serve. ⌘ Read more
Unexpected NSW regional towns where rents rose most
Instead of moving to big name coastal hotspots for the lifestyle, a wave of city dwellers are moving to under-the-radar towns due to the cost of living. ⌘ Read more
Bidding against my friend at an auction – what’s the worst that could happen?**
House auctions are terrifying enough – now, let’s play out the scenarios, writes our Modern Guru. ⌘ Read more
A card in the woods lays bare the despair of a town mourning the dead, the missing
Inside the card, nestled into a charcoal log in bush near Ballarat, is the final message of a family to a beloved daughter found dead in her torched car. ⌘ Read more
‘My Errol Flynn’: How Ethne fell in love with a dead serviceman
Diaries and love letters scribbled in cursive by soldiers at the front can be difficult to decipher. To the rescue: this 91-year-old – and others like her. ⌘ Read more
Smear campaign rocks Point Piper’s exclusive Royal Motor Yacht Club
An anonymous poison pen letter has targeted club commodore John Barbouttis, who says he will not dignify it with a response. ⌘ Read more
Marles prepares to visit Ukraine as Labor MPs call for embassy reopening
Richard Marles would be the first government minister to visit Ukraine since Anthony Albanese travelled to Kyiv in July 2022 and met with President Volodymyr Zelensky. ⌘ Read more
Generative AI moves from cloud into physical world
Questions asked on ChatGPT or AI-generated video made on Synthesys are transforming companies such as data centre operator NextDC and property giant Goodman Group. ⌘ Read more
‘Knowingly aiding criminals’: Forrest lashes Facebook over scam ads as row goes global
Mining magnate Andrew Forrest has launched another blistering tirade in his war with Facebook, accusing the social media giant of turning a blind eye to scam ads ahead of two court hearings. ⌘ Read more
OJ Simpson, fallen NFL hero acquitted of murder in ‘trial of the century,’ dies at 76
Simpson earned fame, fortune and adulation through football and show business, but his legacy was forever changed by the June 1994 knife slayings of his ex-wife. ⌘ Read more
‘Have a word to him’: Zorko wants better of teammate after Petty sledge
Another Brisbane player was caught taunting Melbourne forward Harrison Petty with a “crying face” in what has become an ugly, ongoing trend. ⌘ Read more
Lions pierce Dees defence in season-shaping win; Tensions simmer as another Lion taunts Petty
The resurgent Brisbane Lions have recorded their first home-and-away win at the MCG since 2014 after stunning Melbourne by 22 points. ⌘ Read more
‘The best sandwich I’ve eaten all year’: Proper Italian meats enliven a dead patch of Pyrmont
I’m a big fan of everything Salumeria Norcino – jack of all trades, master of salumi – is trying to do. ⌘ Read more
This charming wooden hut − and its peachy dessert − is a fairytale find near an airfield
Basq is an unexpected but pleasing all-day restaurant with really good − and dare I say “yum” − food. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Friday, April 12
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Clever Lions pierce Melbourne defence in season-shaping win; Tensions simmer as another Lion taunts Petty
The resurgent Brisbane Lions have recorded their first home-and-away win at the MCG since 2014 after stunning Melbourne by 22 points. ⌘ Read more
Clever Lions pierce Melbourne defence in season-shaping win; Tensions simmer as another Lion taunts Petty
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Bulldogs drop Caleb Daniel
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions sink sorry Dees, playing flag football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 12, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Bulldogs drop Caleb Daniel
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions sink sorry Dees, playing flag football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Rampant Lions sink sorry Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons face monster battle to reel in deficit at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons face monster battle to reel in deficit at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Unit 18 nurse fights back tears at inquest
The Unit 18 nurse who tried to resuscitate Cleveland Dodd when he was found in his cell has fought back tears at a coronial inquest. ⌘ Read more
Coach's fury exposed with Knights loss
Adam O'Brien was noticeably irate as his side failed to find the killer blow. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Knights v Roosters - Round 6
Newcastle Knights host Sydney Roosters in Round 6 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons face monster battle to reel in deficit at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons face monster battle to reel in deficit at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Knights blow big chance as crowd boos
The Newcastle fans were left disappointed as the Knights failed to capitalise in their final set. ⌘ Read more
Cleaner barricades himself in office
A cleaner in the Kimberley has been forced to barricade himself inside an office after a shocking attack at the Kununurra Leisure Centre. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons face monster battle to reel in deficit at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Dad fighting for life after e-scooter smash
A father is fighting for life in hospital after an e-scooter smash in Forrestfield. ⌘ Read more
Commuter chaos after deadly crash on Kwinana Freeway
There has been commuter chaos on Kwinana Freeway after a motorbike and truck collided near Jandakot. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons break goal drought, Lions still pushing for season-shaping win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons break goal drought, Lions still pushing for season-shaping win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
'Let's get bloody': Tszyu's scary call ahead of fight
Nikita Tszyu reveals 'bloody' plans for upcoming fight against Danilo Creati. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons break goal drought, Lions still pushing for season-shaping win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Jennings leads out Roosters for 300th game despite NRL snub
A defiant Sydney Roosters made sure Michael Jennings led the team out in Newcastle on Thursday night after the NRL decided not to officially recognise his milestone for “past conduct”. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons break goal drought, Lions still pushing for season-shaping win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Demons break goal drought, Lions still pushing for season-shaping win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Bulldogs drop Caleb Daniel
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions’ twin towers rattle Melbourne, Dees lose Salem
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Machine learning, a liability
And wolfing down chilli on chilli. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions’ twin towers rattle Melbourne, Dees lose Salem
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Bulldogs drop Caleb Daniel
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Crows forward insists team can improve ahead of milestone
Josh Rachele's 21st birthday week could be the perfect motivation for the Adelaide Crows as they look to rescue their season. ⌘ Read more
Warning issued after spike in quad-bike accidents
A warning to parents is being issued to parents ahead of the school holidays with an alarming spike in children being injured in quad-bike accidents. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions’ twin towers rattle Melbourne, Dees lose Salem
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Police arrest man after alleged home invasion in Queensland
Police have arrested a man accused of violently storming the home of a grandfather at Kingscliff in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Flemington boss quits as Saints hunt for new CEO
Former Fremantle CEO Steve Rosich is free to explore new roles after announcing on Thursday he is leaving his senior post at the VRC. The news comes as St Kilda continues to search for a replacement chief executive officer for Simon Lethlean. ⌘ Read more
Ponga's injury lets Smith stroll over
Brandon Smith took full advantage of Kalyn Ponga at marker as he went over for one of the easiest tries of his career. ⌘ Read more
Gout Gout storms to national glory
He's only 16, but Queensland sprinting sensation Gout Gout took out the men's under-20 100m title at the 2024 Australian Track and Field Championships in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions’ twin towers rattle Melbourne, Dees lose Salem
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
South Australian premier hints at big changes to ministry after MP’s resignation
South Australian premier Peter Malinauskas is hinting at big changes to his ministry following the sudden resignation of independent MP Geoff Brock. ⌘ Read more
Young man remembered as ‘generous soul’**
Will Holdback, the young man killed on an Adelaide road, is being remembered as a generous soul with a love for skateboarding. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Lions’ twin towers rattle Melbourne, Dees lose Salem
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Bulldogs drop Caleb Daniel
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
'He's gone': Concern for Ponga over injury
Kalyn Ponga was in agony after a kick off and his discomfort didn't stop there against the Roosters. ⌘ Read more
Roads, trains, ports: Major disruption warning ahead of planned pro-Palestine protests
The groups behind Monday’s global A15 Action protests have threatened to blockade “major choke points in the economy”, aiming to cause maximum economic impact. ⌘ Read more
One dead, another in hospital after alleged home invasion
One man is dead and another is in hospital after an alleged home invasion involving an axe south of the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Roosters embarrassed by silly error
The Knights were handed an easy two points after a basic mistake from the away side. ⌘ Read more
Rail workers threaten peak-hour stoppages in Adelaide
Rail workers are threatening peak-hour stoppages in Adelaide next week as part of escalating industrial action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Brisbane’s twin towers rattle Demons
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Demons and Lions play at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
This ambitious Carlton North fine diner is loosening things up with its new front bar
Walk-ins, Indian street snacks and an open door: it’s an all-new era at Carlton North fine-diner Enter Via Laundry. ⌘ Read more
Young man who was allegedly killed remembered as ‘generous soul’**
Will Holdback, the young man allegedly killed on an Adelaide road, is being remembered as a generous soul with a love for skateboarding. ⌘ Read more