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Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Teenage boy dies in Sydney stabbing, another hospitalised
Two wounded teenagers arrived at Blacktown Police Station on Friday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Cameron faces suspension over tackle; Brisbane pierce Demons defence in season-shaping win
The resurgent Brisbane Lions have recorded their first home-and-away win at the MCG since 2014 after stunning Melbourne by 22 points. ⌘ Read more
Snap rally held after alleged murders of three women in Ballarat
Hundreds of residents are expected to gather in Ballarat to call for action after three women were allegedly murdered in separate incidents. ⌘ Read more
ASX slides despite Wall Street rebound
Rate-sensitive sectors including consumer stocks dragged the local sharemarket lower, despite a US equities rebound overnight following its steep sell-off. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Randwick on Saturday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on the second day of The Championships. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Friday, April 12
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Zac Lomax set to join Parramatta Eels on four-year, $2.6 million deal
Lomax’s management and the Parramatta Eels are finalising the terms of the deal, which is expected to be worth $2.6 million over the four years of the contract. ⌘ Read more
Every detail has been considered at this luxe Tassie getaway
A newly restored 1840s farmhouse is an indulgent getaway for a weekend of wine-tasting, saunas and hot tubs. ⌘ Read more
Teenager dead, another injured after stabbing in western Sydney
A teenager has been killed and another is seriously injured after an alleged stabbing near a school in western Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Man shot inside home in 'targeted' attack in Melbourne's east
Police are searching for two offenders after a man was shot inside a home in a suspected targeted attack in Melbourne's east. ⌘ Read more
Flash flooding in northern Perth, people trapped in cars as severe thunderstorm hits
Cars are underwater and at least one person has had to be rescued after an extreme downpour hit Perth’s northern suburbs, causing flash flooding. ⌘ Read more
‘We all cried’: Australia overcomes injury blow with huge Paris ramifications
Australia has overcome a heartbreaking setback on the eve of their Billie Jean King Cup tie, with the extent of a star’s injury woes revealed. ⌘ Read more
Cameron faces suspension over tackle; Brisbane pierce Dees defence in season-shaping win
The resurgent Brisbane Lions have recorded their first home-and-away win at the MCG since 2014 after stunning Melbourne by 22 points. ⌘ Read more
Pedro starts boxing journey against Opetaia
UFC great Tyson Pedro starts his boxing journey with a sparring session against Jai Opetaia ⌘ Read more
Teenage boy dies in Sydney stabbing, another hospitalised
Two wounded teenagers arrived at Blacktown Police Station on Friday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Kids, teachers make lucky escape as car ploughs into Sydney childcare centre
Kids and teachers have escaped injury after a car ploughed into a childcare centre in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Car narrowly misses child on bike before smashing into Sydney home
Passengers escaped serious injury after a car lost control and slammed into a home in Sydney overnight, narrowly missing a child on a bike. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged double stabbing in Campsie
A man has been charged with attempted murder after an alleged double stabbing in Campsie. ⌘ Read more
Pro-Palestine protests aiming for 'choke points' in Aussie cities
Protests are planned in multiple major Australian cities and around the world on Monday, with pro-Palestine activists aiming to disrupt the economy. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged double stabbing in Campsie
A man has been charged with attempted murder after an alleged double stabbing in Campsie. ⌘ Read more
Carl Ditterich charged with child sex offences
Football great Carl Ditterich has been charged with historical child sex offences. ⌘ Read more
Man sentenced over McDonald’s DV attack
A man who rammed his car into a McDonald's at Narellan has been sentenced to at least three years and eight months behind bars. ⌘ Read more
AFL great Carl Ditterich charged over alleged historical indecent assault of underage girl
Australian Football Hall of Famer Carl Ditterich has been charged with a string of child sex offences for allegedly assaulting a girl who was under his care in 1985. ⌘ Read more
‘Waves of destruction’: Last-ditch bid to stop $100 million Perth surf park
The Jandakot facility plans include a 2.2 hectare open-water lagoon for up to 84 surfers at a time and would be the biggest of its kind in the southern hemisphere. ⌘ Read more
Lest we forget ancient island that opened its hearts to our Anzacs
A small, solemn group of dignitaries will meet in Malta – as they have since 1916 – among the rows of headstones at Pieta Military Cemetery to commemorate an intriguing but forgotten chapter of Gallipoli lore. ⌘ Read more
Eight books: A gothic novella and a passionate memoir of the s** Our reviewers consider recent fiction and non-fiction releases. ⌘ [Read more](https://www.theage.com.au/culture/books/eight-books-a-gothic-novella-and-a-passionate-memoir-of-the-80s-20240408-p5fi4f.html?ref=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=rss_feed)
A red-hot narrative that keeps its heat to the very end
candice Fox has set her latest crime novel in the world of New York firefighters. ⌘ Read more
A zombie with an existential crisis and a twist on the detective story
Two very different books are the joint winners of the Novel Prize. ⌘ Read more
Flash flooding in northern Perth, people trapped in cars as severe thunderstorm hits
Cars are underwater and at least one person has had to be rescued after an extreme downpour hit Perth’s northern suburbs, causing flash flooding. ⌘ Read more
Every goal from Europa Conference League
Every goal from the UEFA Europa Conference League on April 12 match day in Australia on Stan Sport. ⌘ Read more
Calm after the storm: Super Netball returns after tumultuous off-season
The Super Netball season kicks off on Saturday, starting with the Giants hosting the Fever. Here’s everything you need to know about the prospects for the Swifts and Giants. ⌘ Read more
End of the line: Why are we queuing for food in-person (and online for reservations)?**
Is it just social media hype or are some restaurants worth the long wait, wonders Terry Durack. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
PM warned against ‘slippery slope’ of picking business winners with taxpayer billions
Productivity Commission chair Danielle Wood said the government’s push to subsidise manufacturing risks creating businesses that rely on handouts. And her predecessors agree. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Cop pressured child witness before case dropped; Russo wins right to build block
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Slave-like’: Solar panels may be great for the environment but at what human cost?**
Modern-day abolitionist Grace Forrest is now at the same level as Nelson Mandela, Malala Yousafzai, Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Her cause is to curb forced and child labour while there’s time. ⌘ Read more
Every goal from Europa League
Every goal from the UEFA Europa League on April 12 match day in Australia on Stan Sport ⌘ Read more
Flash flooding in northern Perth, people trapped in cars as severe thunderstorm hits
The Bureau of Meteorology warned that severe thunderstorms were tracking south over the metropolitan area. ⌘ Read more
‘Hey girl, you maybe wanna share?’ This time Nina Kennedy wants the gold medal to herself
It was a moment of sportsmanship and sacrifice that went around the world. Would Australia’s pole vault world champion do it again in Paris? ⌘ Read more
‘How did we do?’ Companies are getting clingy, but Bunnings is the worst
If you can find a clingier company, we’ll beat it by 10 per cent. ⌘ Read more
South Africa will be back if they can’t make Europe pay off
Move to Europe and the cash will flow, they said. Well, it hasn’t for South African teams just yet. If it doesn’t, they might be back in Super Rugby given the extraordinary cost of keeping up with the giants of European rugby. ⌘ Read more
FMG’s Pilbara actions ‘like kicking a dog when it’s down’, court hears
A remote Aboriginal community’s long and poisonous battle with Fortescue Metals Group over its iron ore-rich Pilbara land has reached the Federal Court. ⌘ Read more
Council wanted to save this field from being turned into townhouses. They just lost
T.G. Millner Field in Sydney’s inner north-west was the centre of a years-long campaign for green space in the area. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Empire cashes out of US assets to focus on Beetaloo gas production
Empire Energy will pay down its US debt to Macquarie and put a bit over A$3m in the tin to chase gas in the NT’s Beetaloo basin after offloading its US oil and gas assets. ⌘ Read more
Legit British gastropub opens in heritage-listed South Brisbane space
There’s no TAB and no pokies. Instead, you’ll find cask ale on tap alongside Scotch eggs, sausage rolls, fish and chips, and braised steak and Guinness pies. ⌘ Read more
Billionaire Stokes family wins support for takeover of Australia’s largest concrete maker
Boral’s independent directors have caved in to Seven Group’s hardball takeover bid. ⌘ Read more
Freshly baked recipes: Five new apple cakes to make this weekend
Apples are abundant now, and as Julia Busuttil Nishimura says, the fruit is the perfect muse for warming, spiced cakes. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
AFL great Carl Ditterich charged with child sex offences
AFL great Carl Ditterich has been charged with several child sex offences following an investigation into an alleged incident in 1985. ⌘ Read more
Warnings against Albanese government picking business winners with taxpayer billions
Productivity Commission chair Danielle Wood said the government’s push to subsidise manufacturing risks creating businesses that rely on handouts. And her predecessors agree. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Grilled steak and vermicelli salad with spicy dressing and smashed cucumbers
A simple, herbaceous salad that packs a punch, and is a perfect picnic option. ⌘ Read more
The world’s eight ultimate luxury hotels for your bucket list
What lifts a hotel into the top tier of luxury is the way it makes you feel. Each of these properties creates a lasting impression. ⌘ Read more
Forrest’s Facebook fight dropped by Australian prosecutors
Andrew Forrest’s legal battle to hold social media giant Meta to account over the proliferation of scam ads using his likeness on Facebook has been dealt a major blow. ⌘ Read more
Spiced apple cake with mascarpone and maple frosting
This warming, spiced apple cake is one you’ll return to again and again. ⌘ Read more
Jason Demetriou walks out of 30-second presser
South Sydney Rabbitohs coach Jason Demetriou evades questions in his 30-second press conference before walking out. ⌘ Read more
Gordon at home on golf course
Carter Gordon is at home on the golf course as part of Stan's Rugby World Cup documentary. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Under-fire Demetriou lasts just 27 seconds in Souths press conference
Embattled coach Jason Demetriou was in no mood to talk about himself in what may prove his final appearance in front of the media in charge of the Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
Up to $150 million at risk as two Aussie bitcoin schemes go bust
Hundreds of Australian investors are chasing their investments in two separate schemes, including one run by a man who says he’s a former NASA scientist. ⌘ Read more
If you’re flexible, the bargain prices you can get for cruises are amazing
The keenest prices are for bargain hunters tuned into late-breaking offers, with their bags packed and ready to roll at short notice. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Car narrowly misses child on bike before smashing into Sydney home
Passengers escaped serious injury after a car lost control and slammed into a home in Sydney overnight, narrowly missing a child on a bike. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: Virgin ‘perk’ of platinum, gold status is totally useless
“One of the perks of being a Virgin Australia gold or platinum member when flying on several international airlines is supposed to be lounge access.” ⌘ Read more
He will take a hair cut': DCE looks for contraction extension
Andrew Johns discusses why Daly Cherry-Evans will take a salary cut to stay on at Manly. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Australian former reporter, now aid worker, shot at in Gaza
Tess Ingram worked for this masthead before taking a job with the United Nations. She was in a vehicle waiting to deliver aid when bullets began to fly. ⌘ Read more
One of Australia’s greatest goalkeepers
Many regard Ron Lord as Australia’s best goalkeeper, and his brilliance between the sticks thrilled crowds across a career spanning nearly 20 years. ⌘ Read more
AFL great Carl Ditterich charged with child sex offences
AFL great Carl Ditterich has been charged with several child sex offences following an investigation into an alleged incident in 1985. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Man crashed into McDonald’s, chased terrified woman with knife
Abbas Hayder Al-Khafaji threatened to kill the woman as she was backed into a corner of the Sydney fast food restaurant, arming herself with a broom. ⌘ Read more
This festival will make you laugh, cry, and maybe ask: ‘Wait, what did I just watch?’**
From a Norwegian clown to Josh Thomas’ return to stand-up, this year’s MICF has got it all. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Andy Hampson demonstrates low-vision in Vision Australia's 'Pupil Project' campaign
Vision Australia launches 'Pupil Project' to help educate about the half a million Aussies suffering from low-vision. ⌘ Read more
Residents remain isolated after Megalong Valley landslide
Around 150 residents remain isolated after a landslide in the Megalong Valley ⌘ Read more
Fighters celebrate huge UFC 300 bonus
UFC boss Dana White guaranteed his fighters will bleed a little more at UFC 300 - dangling a $US300,000 performance bonus. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Kafer buries hole in one
Former Wallaby Rod Kafer buries a hole in one at a charity golf day in Canberra ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
NGS Crypto in happier times
The small Australian digital asset investment house and its senior team including Brett Mendham and Ryan Brown has been hit with civil penalty proceedings by the corporate watchdog ⌘ Read more
Smith clips Bellamy 'rubbish' amid Souths rumour
Melbourne legend Cameron Smith took a cheeky dig at Storm coach Craig Bellamy amid links to South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Kids, teachers make lucky escape as car ploughs into Sydney childcare centre
Kids and teachers have escaped injury after a car ploughed into a childcare centre in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Smith clips Bellamy 'rubbish' amid Souths rumour
Melbourne legend Cameron Smith took a cheeky dig at Storm coach Craig Bellamy amid links to South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
All Blacks star shares love of golf
All Blacks star Jordie Barrett shares his love of golf during Super Round in Melbourne ⌘ Read more
Forrest’s fight against Facebook over as case dropped by prosecutors
Andrew Forrest’s legal battle to hold social media giant Meta to account over the proliferation of scam ads using his likeness on Facebook is all but dead in the water. ⌘ Read more
Smith clips Bellamy 'rubbish' amid Souths rumour
Melbourne legend Cameron Smith took a cheeky dig at Storm coach Craig Bellamy amid links to South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Smith clips Bellamy 'rubbish' amid Souths rumour
Melbourne legend Cameron Smith took a cheeky dig at Storm coach Craig Bellamy amid links to South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL great Carl Ditterich charged with child sex offences
AFL great Carl Ditterich has been charged with several child sex offences following an investigation into an alleged incident in 1985. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
Harry and Meghan working on TV series about gardening, cooking and polo
The couple have agreed to the projects as part of a five-year $154 million deal they signed with Netflix in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Under-fire Demetriou lasts just 27 seconds in Souths press conference
Embattled coach Jason Demetriou was in no mood to talk about himself in what may prove his final appearance in front of the media in charge of the Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
One of Ukraine's largest power plants destroyed by Russian attack
Russian airstrike destroys vital power plant near Ukrainian capital city. ⌘ Read more
Suffer the little children. It is ever the way, from Rwanda to Gaza
They are the innocents, and it is never their fight. But it is the children of conflict who always suffer the most. ⌘ Read more
Pride Of Jenni leads by 100m in last year's JRA Plate.
Fearless frontrunner Pride Of Jenni breaks her rivals' hearts with sustained speed but there is a fine line between getting it right and wrong. ⌘ Read more
High-rollers abandon The Star as it braces for second inquiry
Big spenders are steering clear of Star Entertainment Group’s three casinos, as the company’s former and current senior executives prepare to front another public inquiry. ⌘ Read more
PM’s manufacturing plan risks creating business ‘class’ system: Productivity Commission
Productivity Commission chair Danielle Wood said the government’s push to subsidise Australian manufacturing risks creating businesses that rely on government handouts. ⌘ Read more
Harry and Meghan working on TV series about gardening, cooking and polo
The couple have agreed to the projects as part of a five-year $154 million deal they signed with Netflix in 2020. ⌘ Read more
We fuss over insults to men. How about some fuss about the killing of women?**
Men, imagine if women were bigger and stronger than you, and one of them picked you off literally every week. ⌘ Read more