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AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: ‘We copped it all week’: Bombers show fight in win over Dogs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: ‘We copped it all week’: Bombers show fight in win over Dogs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Lions and their crying shame
The Brisbane Lions have a chance to lead by example in stamping out personal sledging. We’re waiting ... ⌘ Read more
Walsh opens up on 'rusty' return
Broncos superstar Reece Walsh admitted he was 'rusty' in his return from injury against the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: ‘We copped it all week’: Bombers show fight in win over Dogs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Broncos v Dolphins - Round 6
Brisbane Broncos host the Dolphins in Round 6 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Young Dons fire to overpower Bulldogs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Cruel blow rubs salt in wounds: Four things learnt from Battle of Brisbane
A fruitless chase has ultimately cost the Dolphins their most electric talent, while one man proved himself to be a future captain. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Harrison nails drop-goal in extra-time as Waratahs stun Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Alarm bells ring for Doggies with a boilover brewing
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Harrison nails drop-goal in extra-time as Waratahs stun Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Cobbo scores back-to-back tries
Selwyn Cobbo crossed for a double in the space of three minutes against the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Walsh goes the distance
Reece Walsh ran the length of the field to score a crucial try against the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Veteran finishes off Broncos play
Corey Oates crossed for a second-half try against the Dolphins in round six. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Bombers on target but talented Doggies threaten with menace
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Pietsch scores crucial try as Waratahs and Crusaders play out nail-biter
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Slice of Heaven sends SFS into raptures
Julian Heaven scored a try that sent the Sydney Football Stadium into raptures after some scintillating passing. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Bombers on target but talented Doggies threaten with menace
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Pietsch scores crucial try as Waratahs and Crusaders play out nail-biter
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
It cost $100m to build, but would fetch less than $500k as scrap metal. How the Melbourne Star stopped shining
Sixteen years after it began spinning, rumours are mounting the trouble-plagued Melbourne Star Observation Wheel may be sold in parts. ⌘ Read more
There are hundreds of children in Docklands, but no high school. Residents want it built on the Costco site
Some families with high school-aged children are moving out of Docklands while rumours swirl that the site will house Melbourne Pathology’s laboratory when the retailer relocates. ⌘ Read more
Could Docklands become Australia’s Silicon Valley? One Victorian MP thinks so
Libertarian MP David Limbrick says a special economic zone would turbocharge Docklands. It would mean scrapping payroll and land taxes. ⌘ Read more
A brewery with palm trees and volcano: Inside the $225m plan to breathe new life into Docklands
Newly opened eateries at Marvel Stadium are designed to cater for more than the footy crowd, while developments on the waterfront side of the venue are next in the AFL’s sights. ⌘ Read more
The Bureau of Meteorology is based in Melbourne’s ‘freezing wind tunnel’, but no one’s measuring the wind there
Docklands is often battered by strong winds, but experts say no wind testing was done when the suburb was built, while a wind sensor and more trees would mitigate the problem now. ⌘ Read more
This suburb is often called a lifeless concrete jungle. Here’s how it can flourish
The Age’s Docklands series explores what has gone wrong with Melbourne’s most maligned suburb and what could be done to fix it. ⌘ Read more
Clinical Waratahs bust Crusaders’ defence wide-open
Lachlan Swinton scored for the Waratahs after piercing the Crusaders defence. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins forward pounces against former team
Jarrod Wallace opened the scoring in the Dolphins clash with the Broncos. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins suffer Hammer injury blow
Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow faces a nervous wait after suffering a hamstring injury against the Broncos. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Tries galore as Waratahs take one-point lead over Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
How police leadership responded to union boss’s inflammatory article
The views described as an “outward racist ideology” lit up parliament, the media, and parts of community. Emails and texts now shed light on internal responses. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Tries galore as Waratahs take one-point lead over Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Bombers on target amid relentless Doggies’ offensive threat
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Star Dee goes under the knife after loss
Clayton Oliver was sent for surgery on his dislocated finger immediately following Melbourne's loss to Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Twiggy Forrest and Facebook clickbait battle dropped in court
Billionaire Andrew "Twiggy" Forrest's bid to hold Facebook's parent company Meta to account in Australia over an alleged cryptocurrency clickbait advertising scam has been stymied. ⌘ Read more
New claims in Cleveland Dodd inquest
A supervisor in the controversial teen unit at Casuarina Prison has claimed Cleveland Dodd's damaged air vent was meant to be repaired the day before he self-harmed. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Under-pressure Essendon to feel the heat under Friday night lights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Tries galore as Waratahs take one-point half-time lead over Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
The joke’s on us: Five shows not to miss at the Brisbane Comedy Festival
We asked Phoebe Meredith for her picks of the 135 shows coming to Brisbane for the four-week festival. ⌘ Read more
No to a ‘Big Australia’ when urban planning is so poor
Readers discuss Melbourne’s population growth and argue that it has put pressure on public transport crowding, traffic congestion, and capacity backlogs with health and education services. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Storm v Bulldogs - Round 6
Melbourne Storm host the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs in Round 6 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at AAMI Park, Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
The Foxx scores hat-trick in brave Bulldogs display
Josh Addo-Carr scored a hat-trick as the Bulldogs lost a narrow clash with the Storm. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Tries galore as Crusaders take early lead against Waratahs
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Jorgensen flattened by try-scoring Reece
Max Jorgensen couldn’t stop Sevu Reece from scoring the third try of the night for the Crusaders against the Waratahs in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
McDermott, McReight sent off in shock Queensland loss
Poor discipline from Queensland Reds captain Tate McDermott has cost his side badly against Moana Pasifika, while in Super W the Reds also went down with the Waratahs topping the table. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Under-pressure Essendon to feel the heat under Friday night lights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Papenhuyzen binned in heated clash
Storm fullback Ryan Papenhuyzen was sin-binned against the Bulldogs for a professional foul. ⌘ Read more
‘Kids like him fight for everything’: Feelgood story flying under radar at Souths
About an hour before Jason Demetriou’s 27-second media conference, a Souths favourite was presenting a debut jersey to speedster Jye Gray. ⌘ Read more
How dodgy autographs forged a sports-mad cop’s unlikely meeting with The Don
Detectives who raided a sports memorabilia shop looking for fake signatures were faced with a dilemma: how to tell what was real. ⌘ Read more
The fire that exposed a Melbourne’s recycling chief’s big dirty secret
The case points to the nightmare regulators face in trying to contain risks within the rubbish and waste industry. ⌘ Read more
Campaign to save bus from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
The South Australian government has joined a campaign to save the once long-lost bus from the iconic Australian movie Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide coach insists club wont be distracted in game despite controversy
It's been a controversial week at Alberton but Ken Hinkley insists his side won't be distracted against Fremantle tomorrow night. ⌘ Read more
Browning zips through 100m heat
Rohan Browning breezed through his 100m heat at the Australian Track and Field Championships, winning with a time of 10.43 seconds as he progressed to the semi-finals. ⌘ Read more
Thurston backs Mal Meninga to fix ‘broken’ South Sydney: JT’s Thought Bubble
On JT’s Thought Bubble, Jonathan Thurston puts confidence in Mal Meninga to sort out a club ‘on its knees’, identifies the problems for Josh Schuster and previews Tigers v Dragons. ⌘ Read more
SA healthcare workers could operate without COVID vaccine
South Australian healthcare workers could be allowed on the job without a COVID vaccine, after a controversial move by the state government. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide speed cameras collect over $7 million in revenue
New data has revealed fixed speed cameras surrounding Adelaide have collected more than seven million dollars in revenue over the last year. ⌘ Read more
Mick Murphy spends hours every day searching for his wife Samantha
Some 1000 people gathered in Ballarat on Friday evening to protest violence against women after the deaths of three women this year – all allegedly killed by men. ⌘ Read more
Asbestos and mulch: The state of play
The discovery of asbestos pieces in several parks across Melbourne has put the spotlight on the mulch and demolition industries. ⌘ Read more
From K-drama to K-horror: How South Korea is reinventing zombie flicks
South Korea already as a reputation for making great TV dramas and now Netflix is helping bring their horror films to the world. ⌘ Read more
Which stories prompt the most positive feedback? The Age has a new winner
One series of articles is attracting so much love, it has continued four times longer than planned. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Under-pressure Essendon to feel the heat under Friday night lights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Under-pressure Essendon to feel the heat under Friday night lights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Queensland youth crime crisis reaches new heights
Queensland's youth crime crisis has reached new heights after claims more than half of serious repeat offenders are walking free. ⌘ Read more
Two injured in stabbing and shooting in Queensland
Two people are being treated for serious injuries after an incident on a street in the Queensland town of Kilkivan. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 13, 2023
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Jordan Petaia pounces for Reds try
Jordan Petaia dived in to score a decisive try for the Queensland Reds against Moana Pasifika, taking them into the lead. ⌘ Read more
Storm finish off magical Coates play
Xavier Coates has produced a piece of magic to set up Reimis Smith for a Storm try. ⌘ Read more
Mick Murphy spends hours every day searching for his wife Samantha
Samantha Murphy went missing in February. Her husband still walks through plantations and bushland every day, hoping to find her. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Under-pressure Essendon to feel the heat under Friday night lights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Serving looks: for winter, tennis is once again shaping our wardrobes
Thanks to Zendaya’s carefully curated looks on the press tour for the film Challengers, dressing like you belong to an expensive racquet club is back in style. ⌘ Read more
PM under fire for ‘Made in Australia’ manufacturing plan
The prime minister is on the defensive over his "Made in Australia" manufacturing plan. ⌘ Read more
Australian UNICEF worker shot at in Gaza
An Australian UNICEF worker has told how she came under fire in Gaza, just 10 days after an Israeli strike killed seven other charity workers. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs target late finals charge as they take on Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Tigers lose Taranto to injury
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
Lions and their crying shame
The Brisbane Lions have a chance to lead by example in stamping out personal sledging. We’re waiting ... ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Defence minister to visit Ukraine; Morrison pushed $500m project before business case was done
Former prime minister Scott Morrison pushed $500 million project before business case done, the defence minister will visit Ukraine and OJ Simpson dies. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Essendon Bombers fire up for Marvel Stadium clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Perth Uber drivers start five-day strike with Friday airport blockade
Friday night could be chaotic for many as about 4000 ride-share drivers plan to stay home with another 500 of them intending to blockade Perth’s airport. ⌘ Read more
Charles Waterstreet sexually harassed trio of women, tribunal finds
A NSW tribunal found the former barrister showed a law student a sex toy during a job interview and played a pornographic film in front of a researcher. ⌘ Read more
Former Lendlease employee approved developer’s tender for War Memorial redevelopment
The finding is contained in the Australian National Audit Office’s review of the handling of contracts for the project, prompting Veteran Affairs Minister Matt Keogh to demand answers about the $500 million project, ⌘ Read more
Hunt underway after Sydney fatal stabbing of teenage boy
Police are hunting for the attackers potentially involved in the fatal stabbing of a teenage boy near a Sydney school on Friday afternoon and left another fighting for life. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs target late finals charge as they take on Crusaders
NSW face the only team they’ve beaten this season as they try to save an otherwise forgettable campaign. Join us for all the action at Allianz Stadium in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Mick Murphy spends hours every day searching for his wife Samantha
Samantha Murphy went missing in February. Her husband still walks through plantations and bushland every day, hoping to find her. ⌘ Read more
‘Street like a river’: Perth residents retreat as others hit the kayak
While some residents took shelter in their homes others took to the streets as heavy rain in Perth’s north caused flash flooding. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Essendon Bombers fire up for Marvel Stadium clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Bombers renew their rivalry at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL round five teams and tips: Tigers lose Taranto to injury
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round five. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out, and come back on Thursday night for all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Kids, teachers make lucky escape as car ploughs into Sydney childcare centre
Kids and teachers have escaped injury after a car ploughed into a childcare centre in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Samantha Murphy's husband speaks for the first time about losing her
Mick Murphy, the devastated husband of Samantha Murphy, has opened up about losing the love of his life, describing her as a kind, caring, beautiful woman. ⌘ Read more
Second man fronts court over gangster's shooting murder
A second man charged over the execution-style shooting of gangland figure Gavin 'Capable' Preston has fronted a Melbourne court. ⌘ Read more
Case closed on former PM’s risky business
Yet another miserable mark for mismanagement by former multi-minister Scott Morrison, approving the upgrade of the Australian War Memorial before an expensive business case was available ⌘ Read more
Man sentenced over McDonald’s DV attack
A man who rammed his car into a McDonald's at Narellan has been sentenced to at least three years and eight months behind bars. ⌘ Read more
OJ Simpson, ex-NFL star acquitted of double murder, dead at 76
OJ Simpson, the US sportsman who was acquitted of killing his wife and her partner, has died. ⌘ Read more
Allegedly stolen car crashes following pursuit through Sydney
A 19-year-old has been arrested after an allegedly stolen car crashed in Burwood following a police pursuit. ⌘ Read more
Strait-talking Cummings brothers have Acer up their sleeve
James Cummings has Zardozi and Cascadian racing for group 1 glory in Godolphin blue at Randwick on Saturday, but Strait Acer will get his biggest cheer. ⌘ Read more
Referee taken out in clumsy clash
Referee Angus Mabey had to stop play after he was taken out by a Queensland Reds player in a clumsy incident. ⌘ Read more
Teenager dead, another injured after stabbing in western Sydney
A teenager has been killed and another is seriously injured after an alleged stabbing near a school in western Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Catch me if you can: All eyes on Pride Of Jenni in Queen Elizabeth Stakes
Pride Of Jenni races with bravery and daring out in front using sustained speed. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn’t. ⌘ Read more
Atzeni desperate to honour fallen ‘brother’ with the Sydney Cup victory
Andrea Atzeni will be riding in the memory of Stefano Cherchi when he gets on Sydney Cup favourite Circle Of Fire. ⌘ Read more
Moody’s Vinery blues give way to upbeat Oaks tune for Autumn Angel
Peter Moody believes the late scratching of his filly in the Vinery Stud Stakes could prove a blessing in the Australian Oaks. ⌘ Read more
‘The Bus’ scores first try for Moana Pasifika
Julian Savea couldn’t be stopped by the Queensland Reds defence, scoring the first Moana Pasifika try in Whangarei in Super Rugby Pacific round eight. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 6 LIVE: Melbourne Storm v Canterbury Bulldogs at AAMI Park
The Storm will be aiming to leap to the top of the ladder, temporarily at least, as they take on a Bulldogs side aiming for back-to-back victories. ⌘ Read more