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Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
A dietitian ranks eight popular supermarket breads (and reveals her favourite loaves)
From high-fibre to low-carb, the range of products in the bakery aisle is ever expanding. So how do you choose the right slice? ⌘ Read more
Landmark Surry Hills pub White Horse gallops to fine-dining finish, with $6m facelift
An acclaimed chef, a slick renovation and … a toilet consultant? Your first look at the new interiors of this historic Sydney pub. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to drop as Wall Street falls sharply on war fears; $A tumbles
Escalating tensions in the Middle East rocked Wall Street, setting the scene for a sharp fall for the Australian sharemarket on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
Ex-AFL boss McLachlan off to the races and moves into coaching
Gillon McLachlan faces many challenges in his post AFL life; coaching the Prahran under 13s might be the toughest. ⌘ Read more
Second CEO quits state’s embattled public insurance system
The head of the state’s insurance regulator has quit his post after being “absent from duty” for several months. ⌘ Read more
The new Perth primary school that will be so big it’ll need 240 parking bays
A new multimillion-dollar primary school proposed for Perth’s eastern suburbs would join the ranks as one of the city’s biggest if approved. ⌘ Read more
Public schools were banned from demanding money from parents. Now they’re losing millions
Parents are giving significantly less to public schools since a crackdown on mandatory fees in 2021, leaving a $35 million hole in the budget. But while some are struggling, other schools are thriving. See how your school rates with our interactive graphics. ⌘ Read more
The truth behind 13 rules of flying you (probably) didn’t know about
What happens when aircraft seats are too comfortable? Your plane can be grounded, that’s what. Here are air travel’s strangest regulations. ⌘ Read more
When Mother Nature created this part of Australia, she went all out
A splatter of blue – no, two, three, four shades – for the water, a drizzle of pure white for the sand, and a deep red for the soil. And why not some lakes of pink? ⌘ Read more
This country’s national dish is fascinating … and challenging
It’s deeply cherished, and the source of much pride. Diss it at your peril (I learnt the hard way). ⌘ Read more
Multinational giants urged to front supermarket inquiry for ‘playing hardball’**
Australian retailers have turned their sights on global suppliers such as Nestle, Mars, Coca-Cola and Mars which they say are driving up prices. ⌘ Read more
Federal government enlists extra help as gambling ads reform drags
The government has called on regulatory advisory business Nicholls MMC to assist it with navigating a potential ban on gambling ads, nearly one year after the recommendations. ⌘ Read more
This loophole in your food delivery app may be a hazard to your health
A new review shows apps are not following the food outlet information rules, and it’s a public health risk, experts say. ⌘ Read more
Coping with higher prices on smaller portions and chicken nuggets
The past few years have been tough financially for many of us, and it’s potentially changing our eating habits. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
Masters 2024 final round LIVE: Father-to-be Scheffler leads; Davis, Smith best-placed Australians
World No.1 and 2022 winner Scottie Scheffler is edging towards a second green jacket, but the tournament could be blown open at a moment’s notice if his wife goes into labour. ⌘ Read more
Budget’s $1.5b prescription for making medicines in Australia
The new plan clears the way for public investment in high-value therapies, naming cancer and heart disease as key areas that deserve government funds. ⌘ Read more
The iron men with a $3 billion plan to save the planet
Two former Fortescue executives want to reduce the enormous carbon footprint of iron ore, Australia’s most lucrative export industry. It’ll cost at least $3 billion. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Monday, April 15
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Docklands’ sorry state is not yet a lost cause
Readers discuss the state of Docklands and argue that the riverfront suburb’s “just a wind tunnel” reputation can be turned around. ⌘ Read more
Two people found dead in Perth home
The bodies of two people have been found in a home in Perth’s north. ⌘ Read more
Bad gateway! Naughty gateway!
Edgy behaviour from the edge server. ⌘ Read more
Victorian MP Emma Vulin reveals motor neurone disease diagnosis
The lower house MP, the member for Pakenham, previously overcame a stroke at the age of 36. ⌘ Read more
Fogarty boots the match-winner
With the final play of the match, Jamal Fogarty scored the one-point field goal to secure the win for the Canberra Raiders over the Gold Coast Titans. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs send Liberatore for tests after mid-game collapse; Reid stars as Eagles get first win of the season
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
The Mackeys’ non-verbal daughter was trying to tell them something. A hidden camera revealed the abuse
NDIS Minister Bill Shorten has vowed he will seek a life ban on Lee-Anne Mackey’s former carers working with vulnerable people, after they were caught on CCTV bullying and abusing her. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Raiders v Titans - Round 6
Canberra Raiders take on the Gold Coast Titans in Round 6 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at GIO Stadium, Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Kelly forces golden point with clutch kick
A clutch conversion from Brian Kelly set the Titans-Raiders match to golden point. ⌘ Read more
Four Points: Beveridge’s Bulldogs out of tune; Hawks reach a 54-year low; Blues beware
Luke Beveridge continues to trial new material, but after the loss to Essendon the fans are yet to be convinced. ⌘ Read more
Jordan applied for rental homes he once would have cringed at. It didn’t go to plan
As Brisbane rents reach record highs, home hunters are queueing out the door even for tiny properties with obvious problems. ⌘ Read more
Israel war live updates: Iran launches extensive drone, missile attack: Biden cuts short weekend trip
Iran has launched dozens of drones and missiles at Israel, an attack that may trigger a wider conflict in the Middle East. ⌘ Read more
‘Not over yet’: Israel mobilises for growing conflict after Iran attack
Iran’s direct attack on Israel has raised the prospect of military escalation in the Middle East, with the Israeli war cabinet debating its next move. ⌘ Read more
‘Books will be written’: Judgment day in Lehrmann defamation case
Justice Michael Lee will deliver his decision on Monday in Bruce Lehrmann’s defamation case against Network Ten and Lisa Wilkinson. ⌘ Read more
Police redeploy officers to quell potential chaos from pro-Palestine blockades on Monday
Victoria Police is moving hundreds of officers from regional stations in a bid to avert major disruptions from protesters who have vowed to target Melbourne transport hubs on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Teen wins race for the ages, as Australia names first athletes for Paris Games
Days after her 19th birthday, Claudia Hollingsworth was among the first track and field athletes named on Australia’s team for the Paris Olympics. ⌘ Read more
Jolliffe marches over
On the stroke of half time, a pin-point pass from Kieran Foran put Jaimin Jolliffe over for the Titans' first of the match. ⌘ Read more
Schiller breaks the shackles
James Schiller beat several Titans defenders in the air to come down with the ball and score the opening try for the Raiders. ⌘ Read more
Lomax leads Dragons to victory over the Tigers
The Dragons were able to get the win over the Tigers at Campbelltown after Zac Lomax had another outstanding performance on the wing. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer issues warning over next month's federal budget
Treasurer Jim Chalmers warns next month's budget will be tougher than expected, as he tries to navigate the economy through domestic and foreign challenges. ⌘ Read more
The dark past of Bondi Junction killer, and the bright lives he took
Sydney grappled with shock and grief on Sunday, as details emerged of Joel Cauchi’s killing spree and his victims – most of them women. ⌘ Read more
Witnesses of Bondi attack told to seek help
The aftermath of the horrific attack in Bondi Junction could potentially leave thousands of people traumatised, experts say. ⌘ Read more
Want to take up running? You might be having an identity crisis
As much as we pretend it’s purely for health and wellbeing purposes, running in the modern age has become a performance in and of itself. ⌘ Read more
Israel war live updates: Iran launches extensive drone, missile attack: Biden cuts short weekend trip
Iran has launched dozens of drones and missiles at Israel, an attack that may trigger a wider conflict in the Middle East. ⌘ Read more
War escalates in Middle East as Iran attacks Israel
Iran has launched a sweeping retaliatory strike against Israel, firing hundreds of attack drones and deadly missiles. ⌘ Read more
News of the Sydney stabbing tragedy has made headlines around the world
King Charles, Queen Camilla and the Prince and Princess of Wales were among the first to publicly express their sadness and shock, over the Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Waterman, Reid star as Eagles get first win of the season; Star Saint and Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Banned by the Taliban, this festival draws thousands of Afghans in Melbourne
Afghan Australians celebrated both Nowruz, or New Year, and the Muslim festival of Eid al-Fitr in Dandenong on Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Details emerge of Sydney stabbing killer, Joel Cauchi
Disturbing details of the hours leading up lead up to killer Joel Cauchi's murderous rampage are emerging. ⌘ Read more
Details of victims of the Bondi Westfield attack are emerging
Two mothers, a woman planning her wedding and a security guard on his first day are among the victims of the Sydney attack. ⌘ Read more
Heroic helpers praised amid horror Sydney attack
Countless heroes risked their lives by running towards the danger in Sydney along with the police officer whose swift action brought the killer's rampage to an end. ⌘ Read more
‘Crazy stuff’: ‘Bollard man’ didn’t know what was happening when he took on Joel Cauchi
French construction worker Damien Guerot and his friend Silas Despreaux were at the shops on Saturday when a commotion began. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 6 LIVE: Dragons hold off Tigers after Lomax magic
The Tigers head to Campbelltown for the first time this season and could find themselves in the top eight with a win over the up-and-down Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Waterman stars as Eagles eye first season win, Tigers in trouble; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Sydney mourns the victims of the worst mass murder in the city in more than a decade
Six lives were cut short at Bondi Westfield in a 15 minute frenzy, by a man with a hunting knife, before he was shot dead by a hero police officer. ⌘ Read more
Iran has failed to land a punch. What happens next is in Netanyahu’s hands
If full-scale war eventuates, it would have deep consequences well beyond the Middle East, rippling all the way to the Indo-Pacific. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Waterman stars as Eagles eye first season win, Tigers in trouble; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Waterman stars as Eagles eye first season win, Tigers in trouble; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Tigers v Dragons - Round 6
Wests Tigers take on the St.George Illawarra Dragons in Round 6 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Campbelltown Sports Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Waterman stars as Eagles eye first season win, Tigers in trouble; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Israel war live updates: Iran launches extensive drone, missile attack: Biden cuts short weekend trip
Iran has launched dozens of drones and missiles at Israel, an attack that may trigger a wider conflict in the Middle East. ⌘ Read more
Tigers skipper laments 'disappointing' loss
Api Koroisau took ownership for a poor performance against the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Monday meeting at Armidale
All the information required to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Armidale trainer Osland in running for double at home track meeting
Connections are hoping Quick As A Flash lives up to her name at the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Tensions rise as Lomax caught high
David Klemmer was placed on report for a high shot as a melee erupted. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Jenneke reigns supreme at nationals
Michelle Jenneke won the women's 100m hurdles at the Australian Track and Field Championships in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Dragons enforcer continues stellar year
Jaydn Su'A crossed for a crucial second-half try against the Tigers. ⌘ Read more
Daughter of entrepreneur John Singleton named as Bondi Junction victim
Dawn Singleton, 25, the daughter of publisher and advertising giant John Singleton, was among those killed at Westfield Bondi Junction on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint, Giant cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murder after woman found dead in Broadwater
A man has been charged with murder after a 38-year-old woman was found dead in Busselton, south-west of Perth, on Thursday evening. ⌘ Read more
Iran warns Israel of larger attack if it retaliates to missile strike
Iran has made its first direct attack on Israeli territory, sending 300 drones and missiles in a retaliatory strike that raised the threat of a wider regional conflict. ⌘ Read more
Bird forced off after heavy blow
Dragons star Jack Bird was forced off for a HIA during a clash against the Tigers. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
How the terrifying Bondi attack unfolded, floor by floor
Joel Cauchi entered Westfield Bondi Junction with a large knife. Within 25 terrifying minutes, he had rampaged from floor to floor, killing six people. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Israel vows victory after defending Iran’s extensive drone and missile attack
Iran has made its first direct attack on Israeli territory in a retaliatory strike that raised the threat of a wider regional conflict. ⌘ Read more
How the terrifying Bondi attack unfolded, floor by floor
Joel Cauchi entered Westfield Bondi Junction with a large knife. Within 25 terrifying minutes, he had rampaged from floor to floor, killing six people. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
How the terrifying Bondi attack unfolded, floor by floor
Joel Cauchi entered Westfield Bondi Junction with a large knife. Within 25 terrifying minutes, he had rampaged from floor to floor, killing six people. ⌘ Read more
Tiger takes mark of the year contender
Nick Vlastuin launched to take an "incredible" mark during the Tigers' clash with the Eagles. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 6 LIVE: Lomax magic gives Dragons lead at half-time
The Tigers head to Campbelltown for the first time this season and could find themselves in the top eight with a win over the up-and-down Dragons. ⌘ Read more
Architect identified as third victim of Sydney stabbing spree
Jade Young, an architect and mother-of-two, has been identified as the third victim of a stabbing spree at a Sydney shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Restaurant worker recalls serving Bondi Junction killer hours before rampage
Joel Cauchi sat down by the window in Saigon Noodle House and ordered a red chicken curry. He had no money, so he returned two hours later to pay – and then embarked on his stabbing attack. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles fight back against Tigers; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
Pride of Jenni has changed racing. Now her rivals need to catch up
Pride Of Jenni left punters stunned with her frontrunning Queen Elizabeth Stakes win on Saturday and she will be back in Sydney for the spring. ⌘ Read more
New Zealand no longer the Lions’ den as Australian stocks rise
The ‘Lions phenomenon’ may be helping Australia’s Super Rugby contingent with the Rebels uncovering a new rising star. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round five LIVE updates: Eagles comeback after Tigers hot start; Star Saint cleared of serious knee damage
Follow along for all the live action and footy news of the day. ⌘ Read more
‘Indescribable love’: Ashlee Good opened up on motherhood hours before tragedy
Friends and family are paying tribute to the 38-year-old attacked inside the Westfield shopping centre. Good’s nine-month-old daughter remains in hospital. ⌘ Read more
UFC boss confirms McGregor return fight
Conor McGregor is back in the UFC, with his fight against Michael Chandler locked in. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 6 LIVE: Dragons and Tigers locked after tries for Lomax and Utoikamanu
The Tigers head to Campbelltown for the first time this season and could find themselves in the top eight with a win over the up-and-down Dragons. ⌘ Read more