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Church stabbing a terrorist incident, police say; rioters ‘will be prosecuted’**
The stabbing attack on a bishop and parishioners captured on livestream in a Sydney church has been declared a terrorist incident, the NSW police commissioner said. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Power giants fear green scheme will shut out crucial projects
Pumped hydro projects are at risk of missing out on contracts under the federal government’s green energy financing scheme, despite warnings they are critically needed. ⌘ Read more
Police scrutinising Bondi Junction killer’s visits to two other Westfields
Police are investigating whether Bondi Junction killer Joel Cauchi scoped out alternative locations to attack. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
What we know so far about the Wakeley terrorist attack
Emmanuel is a prominent leader of an ultra-conservative sect of the Assyrian Orthodox known for being critical of lockdowns and vaccines. ⌘ Read more
James Middleton shares hilarious blooper reel for his birthday
The Princess of Wales' brother James Middleton has shared a blooper reel with his beloved dogs for his birthday on April 15. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Space station object crashed through roof of Florida home, NASA confirms
Homeowner Alejandro Otero said “I was completely in disbelief. What are the chances of something landing on my house with such force to cause so much damage”. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Church stabbing a terrorist incident, police say; rioters ‘will be prosecuted’**
The stabbing attack on a bishop and parishioners captured on livestream in a Sydney church has been declared a terrorist incident, the NSW police commissioner said. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Love Triangle UK official trailer
Meet the new singles looking for romance on Love Triangle UK, premiering April 24 only on Stan. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Teammates squabble over penalty
Chelsea defeated Everton 6-0 but it was more than their performance that caught the eye. ⌘ Read more
Head blasts century off 39 balls as Maxwell pulls out of IPL
Travis Head blasted a 39-ball century to lift Sunrisers Hyderabad to victory over Royal Challengers Bangalore after Glenn Maxwell took an indefinite break from the Indian Premier League citing mental and physical fatigue ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Scone on Tuesday
All the information required to make your selections at the eight-race meeting. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Extremely odd' moment mars half marathon finish
Kenyan runners are being investigated after allowing China's He Jie to win the Beijing half marathon. ⌘ Read more
‘Priority is my future’: Pies defender Nathan Murphy retires due to concussion
Collingwood premiership player Nathan Murphy has decided to retire immediately rather than risk further concussions, with the club saying the call was made to “medically retire”. ⌘ Read more
Funeral home owners accused of improperly storing nearly 200 bodies back in jail
A couple who owned a funeral home where authorities last year discovered 190 decaying bodies were indicted on federal charges. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
South Sydney set to make major change in coaching shake-up
After a 1-5 start to the season, and with his job on the line, Jason Demetriou has requested the assistance of former NRL head coach David Furner. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Chelsea respond to allegations against star
Chelsea manager Mauricio Pochettino defended star player Conor Gallagher after people alleged racist intent against him. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy
A Christian leader was stabbed at a western Sydney church altar as a livestream captured the chaos, just days after six were killed in the Bondi Junction stabbings. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
New leak shows 2024 iPhone 16 with new feature
9News has obtained new details of the iPhone 16 five months ahead of its launch. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Former US president Donald Trump faces historic criminal trial
Donald Trump appears at a New York court for the start of jury selection in his hush money trial. ⌘ Read more
Appeals for calm after riots break out following alleged Sydney church stabbing
Police officers injured in disturbances after alleged church stabbing in western Sydney. ⌘ Read more
New details reveal Bondi killer may have planned attack
Investigations point to Bondi Junction attacker pre-planning mass stabbing. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to fall as Wall Street reverses course in rollercoaster session
US stocks slumped as higher yields in the bond market caused by a strong US economy cranked up the pressure on Wall Street. ⌘ Read more
May under scrutiny for driving act
The NRL is looking at footage from Taylan May's Instagram account from a possible speeding incident. ⌘ Read more
Gal's Origin call for Lomax
Paul Gallen believes Zac Lomax should be on the wing for NSW in Origin. ⌘ Read more
Head blasts 39-ball IPL century
Australia's Travis Head blasted a 39-ball century in the IPL in a record-breaking innings. ⌘ Read more
Gus spots illegal act in Warriors-Manly drama
Phil Gould believes if referees were pedantic, Addin Fonua-Blake would've been penalised for a poor play the ball. ⌘ Read more
Why Gus doesn't like golden point
Phil Gould believes points should be shared between teams over a 'no-win situation' from golden point. ⌘ Read more
Why Gus doesn't like golden point
Phil Gould believes points should be shared between teams over a 'no-win situation' from golden point. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church leader, worshippers stabbed just days after Bondi Junction tragedy
A Christian leader was stabbed at a western Sydney church alter as a livestream captured the chaos, just days after six were killed in the Bondi Junction stabbings. ⌘ Read more
Dustin Martin's future up in the air
Matthew Lloyd says that Dustin Martin should remain a one club player with Richmond, with his contract over at year's end. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd questions Kangaroos blunder
Matthew Lloyd wonders if North made a mistake in pushing for their round 24 win last year – costing them Harley Reid. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday April 16
National weather forecast for Tuesday April 16 ⌘ Read more
New details reveal Bondi killer may have planned attack
Investigations point to Bondi Junction attacker pre-planning mass stabbing. ⌘ Read more
Former US president Donald Trump faces historic criminal trial
Donald Trump appears at a New York court for the start of jury selection in his hush money trial. ⌘ Read more
Armourer for 'Rust' movie jailed over on-set fatal shooting by Alec Baldwin
Prison term for 'Rust' movie armourer over fatal shooting of cinematographer by Alec Baldwin. ⌘ Read more
New details reveal Bondi killer may have planned attack
nvestigations point to Bondi Junction attacker pre-planning mass stabbing. ⌘ Read more
The omnishambles that Bruce Lehrmann unleashed on himself
Bruce Lehrmann has gone from cause celebre to disgrace. Along the way he has managed to damage and hurt many lives and reputations. ⌘ Read more
Appeals for calm after riots break out following alleged Sydney church stabbing
Police officers injured in disturbances after alleged church stabbing in western Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Rabbitohs rookie Jye Gray has 160 minutes to take Latrell Mitchell’s No. 1 jersey
If Jye Gray makes Latrell Mitchell’s No. 1 jersey his own, do Souths move Latrell to centre or five-eighth? ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Bondi Junction killer’s parents speak; Olympics supremo Coates changes his mind
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Tesla to cut more than 14,000 jobs as troubles deepen
CEO Elon Musk detailed the plans to lay off about 10 per cent of its global workforce in a memo sent to employees. ⌘ Read more
Twelve months after opening, Sydney’s new $344m gallery finally has a name
Art Gallery of NSW director Michael Brand said the leading cultural institution intended to carry the new names with the “deepest respect”. ⌘ Read more
Footscray’s legendary Franco Cozzo site has undergone a wild transformation
A mechanical bull, tequila-sunrise slushies, sizzling fajita platters and a huge rooftop bar. Welcome to Moon Dog Brewery’s new three-level mega-venue. ⌘ Read more
The surprising new bar you did not see coming from Merivale’s Justin Hemmes
A week from opening one of the most anticipated restaurants of the year, Good Luck, Merivale launches a surprise new venue on George Street. And it’s pink. ⌘ Read more
Arts companies worry State Theatre shutdown could spell curtains for future shows
Opera Australia and the Australian Ballet are among those concerned that Melbourne could miss out on some shows from the knock-on effect of three years of renovations at the State Theatre. ⌘ Read more
The rise of Moon Dog: how a cobbled-together ‘Franken-brewery’ became a craft-beer juggernaut
This local brewer does venues with childlike imagination, and beers and seltzers that are now quintessentially Melbourne. We find out where it all began and what’s to come. ⌘ Read more
Trump claims ‘political persecution’ as jury selection starts in Stormy Daniels hush money trial
The trial, one of four for the ex-president, centres on Trump’s alleged attempt to cover up a sex scandal ahead of the 2016 election. ⌘ Read more
John Coates has change of heart, agrees to inquiry appearance
Australian Olympic supremo John Coates has been listed to appear before a Senate inquiry into Brisbane’s 2032 Olympic Games preparations, after previously declining an offer to provide evidence at Wednesday’s hearing. ⌘ Read more
‘Escape, Hide and Tell’: Westfield owner’s safety message days before Bondi violence
Scentre Group boss Elliot Rusanow has rejected claims that it took up to 25 minutes after the initial attack on Saturday for alarms to sound inside the Bondi Junction Westfield. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to fall as Wall Street reverses course in rollercoaster session
US stocks are slumping as higher yields in the bond market caused by a strong US economy crank up the pressure on Wall Street. ⌘ Read more
Forensic gaze of Justice Lee left no-one unscathed in Lehrmann defamation case
Bruce Lehrmann, Brittany Higgins and Lisa Wilkinson were all criticised in a defamation judgment that will be required reading for years to come. ⌘ Read more
Airline review: The best sleep I’ve ever had on a plane
Despite some awkward design elements, this lie-flat business class seat is one of the most comfortable in the sky. ⌘ Read more
Half-day teachers’ strike looms for WA schools: What parents need to know
Teachers are planning to strike next Tuesday over salary and working conditions. So how will it affect students – and parents? ⌘ Read more
Iran has given Israel licence to ‘go nuts’. But there are reasons to resist
Israel faces a dilemma of historic proportions as it decides how to respond to Iran’s weekend attack. ⌘ Read more
Why governments should subsidise household batteries to go with solar
There are now 3.8 million households with solar. It’s time to push storage solutions, so households - and the grid - get the benefits by night as well as day. ⌘ Read more
WA Uniting Church closes congregations, sells property to fund payouts to sexual abuse victims
The Uniting Church is being forced to sell off property to fund at least $10 million in payouts to survivors of sexual abuse. ⌘ Read more
What I wish I knew about microneedling before trying it for myself
The treatment is growing in popularity as an alternative to Botox and fillers. What’s involved? ⌘ Read more
Lehrmann spotted at harbourside mansion owned by former chief justice’s widow
The former Liberal staffer spent time at the Point Piper home ahead of Monday’s defamation judgment. ⌘ Read more
Welcome to Myawaddy: trade town taken by rebels that has Thailand worried
Concerns of a Myanmar military counter-offensive at the border has drawn neighbouring Thailand closer to the conflict. ⌘ Read more
You’ve never seen a fruit shop quite like this one
Hushed reverence, fruit displayed like jewellery and white-gloved salesmen: you can bust your budget on fruit at specialist Japanese fruit stores. ⌘ Read more
The Bali town every Australian knows, but few ever actually visit
No one would ever mistake Bali’s capital for a pretty town, but still, Denpasar clings to its own unexpected charm of narrow streets, small local markets and rows of shops. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s ‘tombstone whisperer’ explains the mysteries hidden in our cemeteries
Our graveyards are packed with ancient hidden symbols, but do you know that to look for? ⌘ Read more
Unpaid internships are one thing, but paying to work? That’s absurd
The most recent school term has been educational for me and exhausting for my flatmate … and not because we have kids. ⌘ Read more
Ten let Lisa Wilkinson down over Logies speech, says judge in Lehrmann ruling
Ten was largely vindicated in Monday’s ruling, but Justice Michael Lee was critical of the network’s “grossly improper and unjustifiable” conduct. ⌘ Read more
Bill shock means home batteries make financial sense, despite expense
A quarter of a million households now have home batteries to store the electricity their rooftop solar generates and help them avoid sky-high power bills. ⌘ Read more
Casa crew bring terrific pizza (and pizza-adjacent favourites) to Mount Hawthorn
The crisp, 96-hour-fermented pizzas are designed to travel but can also be enjoyed in-store. And yes, there’s a Hawaiian pizza on the menu. ⌘ Read more
The new ways to see the spectacular mountains that cut through Australia’s heart
Look beyond the familiar to find some secrets of the MacDonnell Ranges. ⌘ Read more
Property prices climb in regions as buyers favour tree and sea change
Since mid-last year, local economic conditions, plus the affordability and lifestyle factors, have sparked a turnaround in property in regional Australia. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s ‘prince of pizza’ making dough in Norway after debts and drive-by shootings
Woodstock pizza chain founder Tony Cannata abruptly left Melbourne after his business collapsed, owing $8 million, but he’s continued to earn a crust at an exclusive ski resort overseas. ⌘ Read more
Stabbing attack at Sydney church as police counter angry crowds
Police faced angry crowds outside Christ The Good Shepherd Church after a religious leader and worshippers were attacked on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Stabbing attack at Sydney church as police counter angry crowds
Police faced angry crowds outside Christ The Good Shepherd Church after a man stabbed a religious leader on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Did Salman Rushdie foresee the attack that nearly killed him?**
Three nights earlier, the acclaimed author had a disturbing dream. It was not his first eerie premonition. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 16, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
A racehorse named Demerger haunts property giant Lendlease
Unless Tony Lombardo, CEO of ASX heavyweight Lendlease, can appease objectors, he, the board, and the business face major upheaval, and time is running out. ⌘ Read more
Hummus prince Tom Sarafian reveals plans for two exciting new food venues
The nomadic chef famous for his luxe versions of Lebanese favourites will finally be serving his hit dishes on a more permanent basis. ⌘ Read more
It’s not fancy, but Joe’s Table is one of the nicest restaurants in the eastern suburbs
Why? Because it’s Joe’s, and nobody else’s. Not the bank’s. Not the silent partners. Not a private equity firm. Not even Merivale’s. It’s Joe’s. ⌘ Read more
This quiet neighbourhood gem is as DIY as it gets, but you probably won’t mind
Whitebark isn’t a destination but if you’re looking for somewhere small and neighbourly, it might be just the spot. ⌘ Read more
RecipeTin Eats’ miso-butter chicken and corn hash is ready in a flash
Nagi Maehashi throws out the rule book and turns this throw-together US breakfast into dinner instead. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, April 16
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
What we know so far about the Christian leader attacked during service
Emmanuel is a prominent leader of an ultra-conservative sect of the Assyrian Orthodox known for being critical of lockdowns and vaccines. ⌘ Read more
Stabbing attack at Sydney church as police try to counter growing crowds
Police faced angry crowds outside Christ The Good Shepherd Church after a man stabbed a religious leader on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
What we know so far about the Christian leader attacked during service
Emmanuel is a prominent leader of an ultra-conservative sect of the Assyrian Orthodox known for being critical of lockdowns and vaccines. ⌘ Read more
What we know so far about the Christian leader attacked during service
Emmanuel is a prominent leader of an ultra-conservative sect of the Assyrian Orthodox known for being critical of lockdowns and vaccines. ⌘ Read more
What we know so far about the Christian leader attacked during service
Emmanuel is a prominent leader of an ultra-conservative sect of the Assyrian Orthodox known for being critical of lockdowns and vaccines. ⌘ Read more