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Race-by-race tips and preview for Canterbury on Wednesday
Sydney’s midweekers head to the picturesque inner-west course on Wednesday with an eight-race card programmed. ⌘ Read more
The wellbeing retreat at the centre of suspected ‘mushroom’ drink poisoning
Soul Barn, the Victorian wellbeing centre being investigated after a woman’s death at the weekend, describes itself online as “a stunning rural oasis” and a place where visitors can untangle their minds. ⌘ Read more
WA MP served no grounds eviction notice from Guildford landlord
A WA politician is calling for an end to no grounds evictions after he was handed his own notice. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths chief Brad Banducci threatened with jail time at Senate supermarket inquiry
The supermarket giant’s outgoing CEO refused to answer repeated questions about the company’s return on equity, which infuriated Greens senator Nick McKim. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Witnesses to Bondi killer’s final moments recount bravery of ‘warrior’ cop
Two men who came within metres of Joel Cauchi in the final moments of his Bondi Junction killing spree have spoken of their terror as they watched him run through the shopping centre, before they heard gunshots ring out. ⌘ Read more
Life and legacy of 'social warrior' honoured at state funeral
Victorians have paid tribute to renowned youth worker Les Twentyman at a state funeral in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Woman dead after allegedly consuming mushroom drink at health retreat
A woman is dead and two others are in hospital after allegedly consuming a drink at a health retreat in the regional town of Clunes, near Ballarat. ⌘ Read more
Iconic Melbourne furniture showroom turns into triple-storey brewery
An iconic Melbourne furniture showroom has turned into a triple-storey brewery. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths CEO threatened with jail in fiery inquiry appearance
Outgoing Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci has been threatened with jail time and warned he could be found in contempt of the Senate during a fiery inquiry hearing this morning. ⌘ Read more
Legends break down 'lapses' in Cowboys performances - QLDER: Ep07
Queensland rugby league legends Wally Lewis and Darren Lockyer break down the issues in the Cowboys' game, after a poor loss to the Eels. On this episode of QLDER, the boys question if Selwyn Cobbo has a place as a Maroons center, and if two fullbacks is a good idea for Billy Slater. Can the Dolphins finish 2024 in the top 8? And how can the Ti ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Christian leader stabbed multiple times in terror attack
Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel was stabbed while giving a sermon in what police have deemed a terror attack. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 17, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Tasmanian Devil tooth among ‘mind-blowing’ finds in destroyed Juukan Gorge cave
The first physical evidence that Tasmanian Devils once lived in the Pilbara is among the ‘mind-blowing’ finds made by in what is left of a rock shelter blasted by Rio Tinto in 2020. ⌘ Read more
‘The constant battle’: Why Collingwood’s Nathan Murphy is hanging up the boots at 24
Headaches, migraines, anxiety. Nathan Murphy opens up about his immediate retirement from football after suffering concussion in last year’s grand final. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Les Twentyman wrote his own eulogy. These are his parting words
The Victorian premier told mourners at Twentyman’s state funeral that the eulogy was typical of a man who always “downplayed the enormous difference he made”. ⌘ Read more
WA’s ‘cruel’ Gender Reassignment Board to be abolished
Transgender people will no longer need to undergo surgical reassignment to legally register a change of sex after the state government announced changes to the law. ⌘ Read more
Revealed: The secret talks that could transform Australian netball
An expansion of the Super Netball league to include teams from New Zealand has been discussed as part of secret talks between Netball Australia and their counterparts across the ditch. ⌘ Read more
‘A little bit tacky’: Why Sydney’s inner west is flocking to this kitschy, colourful Filipino spot
Purple soft-serve, hearty Filipino breakfasts and takeaway milk bun brekky rolls are customer favourites at Tita modern carinderia in Marrickville. ⌘ Read more
Belting Brad: Senate turns supermarket CEO flogging into Olympic sport
The sparring between Greens senator Nick McKim and Woolies boss Brad Banducci deteriorated into an unedifying headbutting contest. ⌘ Read more
Mob justice is not divine justice. Don’t fan the flames of tensions we escaped
The events of Monday night in Wakeley will be triggering for many people whose homelands have been marred by sectarian violence. ⌘ Read more
Origin bolters revealed: Who will step up amid Maroons’ injury crisis?**
As the Maroons battle an injury crisis, a shock bolter’s name has been thrown into the mix to bolster Queensland’s diminishing forward stocks. ⌘ Read more
‘Army will be brutalised’: Defence firms brace for major funding cuts
Defence firms fear the “sword of Damocles is about to drop” as the government seeks to stop the $50 billion budget from spiralling out of control. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
‘Feels like the end’: Emotional Slater ready to call time on surfing’s greatest career
The 11-time world champion struggled to compose himself as his exit from professional surfing looms, with one last farewell at his favourite Fijian wave on the cards. ⌘ Read more
‘Hate me, accept me or reject me’: The inflammatory words of bishop stabbed in Sydney attack
Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel has amassed a large online following of radical Christians with his fiery sermons. ⌘ Read more
A stabbing, a riot, a nation divided: Albanese’s toughest test
Albanese did all the right things. He said all the right things. Yet the events of Monday night exploded regardless. ⌘ Read more
This white shirt can end ovarian cancer
How a plain white shirt can help end ovarian cancer, which kills 1000 Aussie women every year. ⌘ Read more
Rebels celebrate taking key border town, Thailand left scrambling
Concerns of a Myanmar military counter-offensive at the border has drawn neighbouring Thailand closer to the conflict. ⌘ Read more
‘I found I was more comfortable in the forest’: The scientist who took on the logging industry
Professor David Lindenmeyer looked neater than you’d expect from man who has spent years in Australia’s oldest forests, locked in political battles with the industries that depend on cutting them down. ⌘ Read more
The NRL’s crowd record was set in Melbourne. Will it be beaten this year?**
Melbourne Storm captain Harry Grant is calling on Melburnians to turn out in force to support Queensland for game two of this year’s NRL State of Origin series at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
‘It helps to have rich parents’: How to stop music becoming a past time for the privileged
Becoming a professional musician takes more than talent. An innovative program aims to give aspiring artists a chance at making it. ⌘ Read more
This hostel’s high-tech sleep pods are a thrifty traveller’s dream
The place is a sleek spot to retreat in one of Tokyo’s most pulsating districts, Shibuya. ⌘ Read more
Gen Z have discovered why Conan O’Brien was the best late-night TV host of all time
A viral appearance on Hot Wings has introduced O’Brien to a new audience. We take a look at some of the funniest moments over the decades. ⌘ Read more
Church stabbing a terrorist incident, police say; rioters ‘will be prosecuted’**
The stabbing attack on a bishop and parishioners captured on livestream in a Sydney church has been declared a terrorist incident, the NSW police commissioner said. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Dortmund meltdown gifts Atletico goal
A Borussia Dortmund meltdown gifts Atletico Madrid the opening goal in the quarter-final. ⌘ Read more
Simeone squares up on sidelines
Atletico Madrid manager Diego Simeone squares up to Sebastian Kehl on the sidelines. ⌘ Read more
Perth animal shelter gives family their forever dog … then takes it back
A Baldivis family was overjoyed to have Oakley, showering him with love and toys and giving him the best seat on the couch. Then it all fell apart. Here’s why. ⌘ Read more
Terrain stares into Nova-style “eye” at Lort River
Terrain Minerals is preparing to stare into a Nova-style “eye” magnetic feature at its Lort River project, with an AEM survey to kick off early next month. ⌘ Read more
One dead, two hospitalised over suspected mushroom drink poisoning at health retreat
An ambulance was called to a wellbeing centre in Clunes where a Melbourne woman collapsed on Saturday, but paramedics were unable to revive her. ⌘ Read more
US Speaker defies far-right to force votes on money for Israel, Ukraine and Taiwan
Facing an outright rebellion from conservatives fiercely opposed to aiding Ukraine, Republican Speaker Mike Johnson is hoping to force some action after months of delay. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Unforgettable leader born with a natural curiosity
Phil Carswell’s legacy and vision will remain a guiding force for the future of Thorne Harbour Health, formerly the Victorian AIDS Council. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
One dead, two hospitalised over suspected ‘mushroom’ drink poisoning at health retreat
An ambulance was called to the Clunes wellbeing centre after a woman in her 50s collapsed on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Ex-Test cricketer Michael Slater refused bail
The former Australian Test cricketer, facing charges including unlawful stalking or intimidation and breaking into a dwelling with intent at night, will remain behind bars for now. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths chief Brad Banducci threatened with jail time at Senate supermarket inquiry
The supermarket giant’s outgoing CEO refused to answer repeated questions about the company’s return on equity, which infuriated Greens senator Nick McKim. ⌘ Read more
Rappers are the coolest musicians on the planet, so why do their feuds feel so lame?**
From Jay-Z and Nas to Kendrick and Drake, beef between rappers has been a genre mainstay. But why does the latest feud feel so lame? ⌘ Read more
Joey Manu signs with Japanese rugby club
Joey Manu will leave the Roosters at the end of the 2024 season after signing with Japanese rugby club Toyota Verblitz. ⌘ Read more
Gun handler sent to prison after Baldwin killed woman on set
Hannah Gutierrez, the chief weapons handler for the Western movie Rust, has been sentenced to 18 months in prison over the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. ⌘ Read more
It’s not often you see an art exhibition as masterfully curated as this
Personal identity is explored through pure poetry at the 18th Adelaide Biennial of Australian Art. ⌘ Read more
‘Rebuilding is a myth’: No line through any player, talk of rift ‘a total fiction’, says Beveridge
Luke Beveridge has dismissed the idea of a rift with players as “total fiction” despite controversial team selections this year, saying rebuilding is a myth and a line had not been put through any senior players. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham sunk by West Ham goal
Kurt Zouma scored for West Ham to level the scores and leave Tottenham fighting for Champions League qualification. ⌘ Read more
Raphinha fires Barcelona in front
Raphinha fires Barcelona in front in their Champions League quarter-final against PSG. ⌘ Read more
Valverde connects with majestic volley
Real Madrid's Federico Valverde connects with a majestic volley in the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Kane burns Arsenal on London return
Harry Kane burns Arsenal on his London return with Bayern Munich in the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
How to politely say ‘no’ to plans you can’t afford
Have you found yourself saying “yes” to something a friend has suggested, even though you couldn’t really afford it? This one’s for you. ⌘ Read more
Unlicensed aged care advice could hinder your later retirement years
Families need advice they can trust on the often complicated fee structures of aged care homes. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Goyder appeals to Woodside shareholders to back climate plan
Woodside chair Richard Goyder has written a last-minute letter to investors ahead of a vote next week on his own position and the company’s plans for climate change. ⌘ Read more
Slater examines Papenhuyzen hip-drop sanction
Billy Slater has stood with the NRL judiciary on their decision to sanction Ryan Papenhuyzen for a hip-drop tackle. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls after Wall Street reverses course in rollercoaster session
The Australian sharemarket was a sea of red on Tuesday after US stocks slumped amid higher yields in the bond market caused by a strong US economy. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu suffers nasty cut
Tim Tszyu suffered a nasty cut to his forehead after walking into Sebastian Fundora's left elbow. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
PM calls for Australians to ‘unite, not divide’ after Sydney church stabbing
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for peace after the alleged violent stabbing of a church leader on Monday night and injuries to several police in clashes outside. ⌘ Read more
Return to this showpiece city, next to a world wonder, before everyone else does
After you’ve exploring the ancient temples of Angkor, a freshly polished Siem Reap turns on the charm and surprises. It won’t stay under the radar for long. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne youth worker honoured in state funeral
Prominent Melbourne youth worker Les Twentyman is being remembered at a state funeral. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
New details reveal Bondi killer may have planned attack
Investigations point to Bondi Junction attacker pre-planning mass stabbing. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket giants grilled in Parliamentary inquiry
Supermarket giants Coles and Woolworths are facing a Senate inquiry into allegations of price gouging. ⌘ Read more
Emotional back story to winning kick
The emotional back story to Will Harrison's winning kick is explained on Between Two Posts. ⌘ Read more
Appeals for calm after riots break out following alleged Sydney church stabbing
Police officers injured in disturbances after alleged church stabbing in western Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s trial stumbles at first hurdle: 50 jurors admit they can’t be impartial
The trial, one of four for the ex-president, centres on Trump’s alleged attempt to cover up a sex scandal ahead of the 2016 election. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s trial stumbles at first hurdle: 50 jurors admit they can’t be impartial
The trial, one of four for the ex-president, centres on Trump’s alleged attempt to cover up a sex scandal ahead of the 2016 election. ⌘ Read more
It will cost $73 million to run 100 buses a day instead of a train line. That’s just the start
The T3 line shutdown from as early as July will disrupt up to 60,000 commuters a day who will be forced to catch replacement buses. ⌘ Read more
Coming out as ‘happy’ plus a whole lot of clowns: MICF’s last week
From a Norwegian clown to an existentially challenging joke about bin bags, this year’s MICF has it all. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths boss threatened with contempt, jailtime in fiery Senate hearing
Outgoing Woolworth CEO Brad Banducci has been threatened with being found in contempt – which can result in jailtime – in a fiery Senate hearing. ⌘ Read more
Like Fleabag, this dark comedy will make you laugh - and squirm
Based on creator Kat Sadler’s own experiences of depression, this black British comedy takes on many taboo topics ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Official trailer for Big Mood on Stan
Watch the trailer for Big Mood on Stan, starring Nicola Coughlan and Lydia West as best friends living through mental health spirals, career changes and plenty of bad choices. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls after Wall Street reverses course in rollercoaster session
The Australian sharemarket was a sea of red on Tuesday after US stocks slumped amid higher yields in the bond market caused by a strong US economy. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s Anzac biscuit tiramisu
This is part ripple cake, part Anzac biscuit and part tiramisu but I promise it all makes sense in the end. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s sausage and rosemary stew
This casserole of sausages braised in beer and stock makes a great one-pot meal. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: People smugglers could exploit visa black ban; Plibersek scales back environment reforms
Home affairs warn people smugglers could exploit visa bans, the environment minister is scaling back reforms and Alice Springs youth ban ends. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Wakeley church attack declared terrorist event just days after Bondi Junction tragedy; PM, AFP call for calm
NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb said she determined the stabbing was a terrorist attack and warned those who turned on police after the stabbing to “expect a knock on the door”. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
James Middleton shares hilarious blooper reel for his birthday
The Princess of Wales' brother James Middleton has shared a blooper reel with his beloved dogs for his birthday on April 15. ⌘ Read more