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Coming out as ‘happy’ plus a whole lot of clowns: MICF’s last week
From a Norwegian clown to an existentially challenging joke about bin bags, this year’s MICF has it all. Keep an eye on our ever-growing list of reviews here. ⌘ Read more
Pain and sensuality abounds in revival of Italian classics as British rockers deliver chaotic experience for the apocalypse
Our reviewers check out Sydney performances of the Australian Haydn Ensemble, Bring Me The Horizon and A Midsummer Night’s Dream. ⌘ Read more
Julian Assange extradition moves closer as US provides British court with assurances
Assange’s wife Stella, whom he married while in prison in London, said the guarantees did not satisfy their concerns, describing them as “blatant weasel words”. ⌘ Read more
‘Take me to Gaza’: Iranian detainee prefers wartorn strip to home country
The High Court is hearing a legal bid for freedom from the immigration detainee, given the pseudonym ASF17, who is refusing to co-operate with government attempts to send him back to Iran. ⌘ Read more
Rugby legend's tip to fill Wallabies wings
Tim Horan has outlined who he thinks are bona fide options for the Wallabies wing in 2024. ⌘ Read more
Elephant runs loose in Montana
A circus elephant managed to escape from a show and was caught wandering the streets of Butte, Montana. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Bondi Junction Westfield reopening schedule announced
Westfield Bondi Junction will reopen tomorrow for a day of reflection without retail trade, before resuming normal business on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
China’s Xi Jinping might have to revise his five-year plan
China’s latest economic data shows an economy that is glutted with excess capacity and producing a flood of cheap exports and generating a backlash from a widening range of China’s trading partners. ⌘ Read more
'That hit hard' | Meet the Aussie gamers raising money for cancer research
Nicktacular returns as a team leader in 2024's Superhero Streamers event which is aiming to raise $200,000 for cancer research at the University of Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Rebels flyer scores 'superb' try
Rebels flyer Darby Lancaster scores a 'superb' try against the Highlanders in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Man misidentified as Bondi Junction killer hires lawyers to sue Seven
A 20-year-old man wrongly identified by the embattled Seven Network as the Bondi Junction mass murderer has threatened defamation action against the TV network. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s Olympic uniforms go for gold by ditching the green
The fashion capital Paris has influenced Australia’s Olympic opening ceremony uniforms. ⌘ Read more
Elephant runs loose in Montana
A circus elephant managed to escape from a show and was caught wandering the streets of Butte, Montana. ⌘ Read more
Fire destroys one of Copenhagen's oldest buildings
Copenhagen's Old Stock Exchange has been destroyed by fire. ⌘ Read more
Five children arrested after a police pursuit in Melbourne
Five children have been arrested after a police pursuit in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Candles have been lit and flowers left at Sydney church where priest was stabbed
Community members leave floral tributes at Sydney church where a Bishop was stabbed. ⌘ Read more
Mum, 53, named as suspected mushroom poisoning victim
A 53-year-old woman, Rachael Dixon, has been named as the woman who fell ill and died after consuming a drink police suspect contained magic mushrooms. ⌘ Read more
Federal government preparing for a fresh fight over immigration detention
High Court to hear case of Iranian migrant who wants to be released into community. ⌘ Read more
New 'ghostly' ant named after Harry Potter villain
An Australian ant with ghostly features has been named after Harry Potter's dark wizard. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Hacks Season 3 Official Trailer
Watch the brand new trailer for the highly anticipated return of Hacks which will premiere May 3, the same day as the US, only on Stan. ⌘ Read more
Locky backs stars over post-game criticism
Darren Lockyer has backed Jason Taumalolo after he was spotted taking a photo with Eels players after a loss. ⌘ Read more
Lockyer and Lewis discuss potential place for Cobbo on Slater's Maroons side
Darren Lockyer and Wally Lewis question if Selwyn Cobbo has done enough to earn his spot at the Maroons. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Hacks Season 3 Official Trailer
Watch the brand new trailer for the highly anticipated return of Hacks which will premiere May 3, the same day as the US, only on Stan. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
The role of RBG was written for Heather Mitchell. It’s easy to understand why
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a pioneer for women in law. Sarah Krasnostein followed in her wake and says Mitchell channels a ‘strange’ connection with the Supreme Court Justice. ⌘ Read more
Tarzan, a Titanic survivor and the birth of the athletes’ village
With 100 days until the French capital hosts its first Olympics in a century, here are 10 fun facts from the last time the City of Love hosted the Games. ⌘ Read more
‘I will play on the PGA Tour for the rest of my career’: McIlroy quashes LIV talk
Rory McIlroy has poured cold water on what would have been one of sport’s greatest about-faces after reports linked him to a $1.5 billion deal to join the breakaway tour. ⌘ Read more
Hacks Season 3 TrailerRead more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Locky backs stars over post-game criticism
Darren Lockyer has backed Jason Taumalolo after he was spotted taking a photo with Eels players after a loss. ⌘ Read more
Xavi fumes as Barcelona eliminated from Champions League after Mbappe double
PSG’s push for an elusive title is alive after a come-from-behind win over Barcelona put them into the final four, where they will face Borussia Dortmund. ⌘ Read more
Japan’s lower house passes joint-custody bill bringing hope to Australian parents
Dozens of children, including at least 89 with Australian parents, have been abducted in Japan by one parent under a century-old law. ⌘ Read more
World champ's heated Empire State exchange
Devin Haney and Ryan Garcia got physical atop New York's most famous building. ⌘ Read more
New 'ghostly' ant named after Harry Potter villain
An Australian ant with ghostly features has been named after Harry Potter's dark wizard. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Japan a step closer to joint-custody laws and greater hope for Australian parents
Dozens of children, including at least 89 with Australian parents, have been abducted in Japan by one parent under a century-old law. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
ASX opens lower as Fed chair Jerome Powell flags rate-cut delay
The Australian sharemarket slipped after the world’s biggest bond market was hammered and Wall Street edged lower on Fed signals that it was likely to delay rate cuts. ⌘ Read more
Dramatic rescue of teen boy who fell from cliff in Perth’s south east
A Perth teenager has been winched to safety on Tuesday afternoon after plummeting 10 metres down a cliff face in Perth’s south east. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Holistic health worker at Soul Barn not present for ‘mushroom’ death
A holistic health worker who ran a skincare clinic in Clunes says she was not present when a woman died after consuming a suspected magic mushroom drink. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Locky backs stars over post-game criticism
Darren Lockyer has backed Jason Taumalolo after he was spotted taking a photo with Eels players after a loss. ⌘ Read more
Lockyer reveals who he think will play at fullback for the Maroons
Wally Lewis and Darren Lockyer discuss if selecting two fullbacks is a good idea for Maroons coach Billy Slater. ⌘ Read more
Rafael Nadal wins in drought-breaking return
Rafael Nadal won his first match at a tournament in months at the Barcelona Open, defeating Flavio Cobolli in straight sets. ⌘ Read more
Rafael Nadal wins in drought-breaking return
Rafael Nadal won his first match at a tournament in months at the Barcelona Open, defeating Flavio Cobolli in straight sets. ⌘ Read more
Locky backs stars over post-game criticism
Darren Lockyer has backed Jason Taumalolo after he was spotted taking a photo with Eels players after a loss. ⌘ Read more
Bond behind Perth’s biggest city retail deal this year
Alan Bond’s grandson Banjo Bond’s company has purchased a key building in the Murray Street Mall for $32.25 million. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Denmark’s Notre-Dame moment: fire engulfs Old Stock Exchange filled with priceless art
Passers-by rushed to save priceless paintings and valuables when a fire broke out in one of Copenhagen’s most famous buildings. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
‘Everybody is crying’: Spire collapses as fire engulfs Copenhagen’s historic stock exchange
Passers-by rushed to save priceless paintings and valuables when a fire broke out in one of Copenhagen’s most famous buildings. ⌘ Read more
Fire destroys one of Copenhagen's oldest buildings
Copenhagen's Old Stock Exchange has been destroyed by fire. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Victorian golf clubhouse destroyed by fire
A golf clubhouse has been destroyed by fire in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
The shocking attack on a ‘TikTok Bishop’ and eruption of a febrile community
Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel was preaching to a small congregation, but thousands were tuning in via a livestream. Within minutes, they were arriving by the carload. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; NSW Police may arrest church rioters today
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Rafael Nadal wins in drought-breaking return
Rafael Nadal won his first match at a tournament in months at the Barcelona Open, defeating Flavio Cobolli in straight sets. ⌘ Read more
Israeli artist shuts down Biennale show, urging ceasefire
Israel’s government has paid about half the costs of the artist’s pavilion at Venice and was not informed in advance about the protest. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Kylian Mbappe stunner seals emphatic PSG Champions League win
Kylian Mbappe was the star of the show for Paris Saint-Germain in their UEFA Champions League quarter-final against Barcelona. ⌘ Read more
Vitinha epic levels tie with Barcelona for PSG
Vitor Machado Ferreira scored a sensational goal for PSG to level the tie with Barcelon in the UEFA Champions League quarter-final. ⌘ Read more
Chris Minns backs decision to label church stabbing 'terrorism'
NSW Premier Chris Minns has defended the decision to label the stabbing of a bishop and priest at a Sydney church a "terrorist" attack. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; weapons history of church attacker revealed
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Police search for man who sexually assaulted a grandmother in Melbourne's west
Police are searching for a man who sexually assaulted a grandmother in Melbourne's west last year. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Assange extradition draws closer as US offers UK assurances; Labor defence spending plan released today
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
The stunning rise of Mary Fowler
Mary Fowler has become a key player for the Matildas and Manchester City. Here are some of her most memorable moments. ⌘ Read more
City retail bounces back with Japanese poop museum
A Japanese museum devoted to “cute poop” is among the multiple new shops and restaurants which have opened in the past year and cut the CBD retail vacancy rate by 44 per cent. ⌘ Read more
Heavy rains lash Dubai and disrupt flights, toll rises in Oman
By the evening, over 120 millimetres of rainfall had soaked the UAE — the typical average for a year in the desert nation — with more expected in the coming hours. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Fallout continues after Wakeley, Bondi Junction attacks; weapons history of church attacker revealed
Authorities say that while the 16-year-old suspect was not on any terrorism watchlist, there were strong indicators Monday’s attack was religiously motivated. Follow live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence spending plan released today; Australian house prices soar on global debt scale
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Mbappe scores twice for PSG, Dortmund through as first Champions League semi-finalists set
PSG’s push for an elusive title is alive after a come-from-behind win over Barcelona put them into the final four, where they will face Borussia Dortmund. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Coates to appear at Olympics Senate inquiry; $5m to fast-track studies on Sunshine Coast rail
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence spending plan released today; Australian house prices soar on global debt scale
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Hezbollah commander killed by Israeli drone strike in Lebanon
An Israeli air strike has killed a top Hezbollah commander in Lebanon. ⌘ Read more
Aussie dollar hits five-month low
Economist Evan Lucas discusses the dollar's fall to the equivalent of US64 cents. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence spending plan released today; Australian house prices soar on global debt scale
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence spending plan released today; Australian house prices soar on global debt scale
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more
Vitinha epic levels tie with Barcelona for PSG
Vitor Machado Ferreira scored a sensational goal for PSG to level the tie with Barcelon in the UEFA Champions League quarter-final. ⌘ Read more
Kylian Mbappe stunner seals emphatic PSG Champions League win
Kylian Mbappe was the star of the show for Paris Saint-Germain in their UEFA Champions League quarter-final against Barcelona. ⌘ Read more
Mum, 53, named as suspected mushroom poisoning victim
A 53-year-old woman, Rachael Dixon, has been named as the woman who fell ill and died after consuming a drink police suspect contained magic mushrooms. ⌘ Read more
Five children arrested after a police pursuit in Melbourne
Five children have been arrested after a police pursuit in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Candles have been lit and flowers left at Sydney church where priest was stabbed
Community members leave floral tributes at Sydney church where a Bishop was stabbed. ⌘ Read more
Mum, 53, named as suspected mushroom poisoning victim
A 53-year-old woman, Rachael Dixon, has been named as the woman who fell ill and died after consuming a drink police suspect contained magic mushrooms. ⌘ Read more
Federal government preparing for a fresh fight over immigration detention
High Court to hear case of Iranian migrant who wants to be released into community. ⌘ Read more
Five children arrested after a police pursuit in Melbourne
Five children have been arrested after a police pursuit in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
‘Fascinating...stirs the pot’: Jurors air views of Donald Trump as hush money trial proceeds
Without his usual bravado and bluster, and once again appearing in court without his wife Melania by his side, Trump looked more like a weary, ordinary man. ⌘ Read more
Mbappe scores twice, Dortmund through as first Champions League semi-finalists set
PSG’s push for an elusive title is alive after a come-from-behind win over Barcelona put them into the final four, where they will face Borussia Dortmund. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence spending plan released today; Australian house prices soar on global debt scale
Australia’s defence spending to be released today, house prices soar on global debt scale and Julian Assange extradition talks continue. ⌘ Read more