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AFL LIVE updates: Sanders the sub for Bulldogs as train delays impact crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
RM Williams launches sustainable manufacturing line
Australian brand RM Williams has launched a sustainable manufacturing line at its Adelaide factory. ⌘ Read more
Victims of misogynistic Facebook page speak out
Women who had their identity splashed across a misogynistic Facebook page have spoken out. ⌘ Read more
Crows hoping to continue momentum after first win
The Adelaide Crows are hoping to spark a resurgence after recording their first win of the season last weekend. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Sanders the sub for Bulldogs as train delays impact crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Sanders the sub for Bulldogs as train delays impact crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Sanders the sub for Bulldogs as train delays impact crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
The Star Gold Coast boss quits as cracks in casino culture deepen
Pubs billionaire Bruce Mathieson has increased his hold in The Star as an executive revealed Star Sydney’s safer-gambling teams were trained by reading a 15-page booklet. ⌘ Read more
Boeing hits turbulence as whistleblowers address senate hearing
Aircraft manufacturing giant Boeing has hit fresh turbulence with politicians in Washington DC now scrutinising the allegations of major safety failures. ⌘ Read more
Hackers scam staff member at one of Australia’s biggest law firms
Even some of the country’s best and brightest can be duped by bad actors impersonating trusted partners during transactions. ⌘ Read more
Property developer pleads guilty to heritage house fire
A Sydney property developer has admitted to his part in burning down a $24 million heritage-listed home on the city's Lower North Shore. ⌘ Read more
Fake snakes, bricks, sneakers: How Sydneysiders are fighting the cockatoo bin war
A world-renowned cockatoo foraging behaviour has spread to the northern beaches. And it’s getting messy. ⌘ Read more
Should I have married my husband? Red flag culture would say no
If I’d listened to the relationship experts on social media I wouldn’t have made the best decision of my life. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane man charged after alleged drug import washes up on beach
A Brisbane man has been charged with 19 offences after an alleged failed 900kg drug import resulted in blocks of cocaine washing up on NSW beaches for months. ⌘ Read more
Guns, $500,000 seized in police raids across Sydney
Two men will face court over their alleged involvement in a criminal syndicate's gun and drug supply activities after they were arrested in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs; Sanders the sub for Dogs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs; Sanders the sub for Dogs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
The $600m rail line in the north being ignored in favour of cars
Outer suburban councils are desperate to get residents using public transport, but even billions spent boosting heavy rail is failing to make a dent in car dominance. ⌘ Read more
How Liberal mistakes are driving the Greens and Nationals’ succession plans
A rare reprieve from leadership chatter among Labor and the Liberals has turned the spotlight to other players among the Victorian Parliament. ⌘ Read more
The hidden Melbourne beach teeming with rare fossils
Mega sharks and a bird with a six-metre wingspan graced our shoreline 5 million years ago, and urban explorers can still uncover traces of them at this bayside beach. ⌘ Read more
Trump dozed off in court. But is there any benefit to a micronap?**
On Monday, the former president was reported to doze off several times in the courtroom ahead of his criminal trial. We talk to a sleep expert about daytime sleepiness. ⌘ Read more
Carlton reveals plans to target Irish players
Carlton has revealed a plans to target Irish players in this weekend’s game. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
Four teenagers on the run after alleged assault
Four alleged offenders are tonight on the run after assaulting a man who confronted them for trespassing. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Westfield Bondi Junction to open for ‘community reflection day’; Wakeley rioters set to be targeted by police
A man has become the first charged after the riot following the Wakeley church stabbing, as Westfield Bondi Junction prepares to open today. Follow here for all the live updates. ⌘ Read more
Toddler hit by truck south of Brisbane fighting for life
A toddler is fighting for life after the pram her mum was pushing was hit by a truck south of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Key youth crime taskforce abolished by Queensland government
A political stoush has erupted over the collapse of the bipartisan taskforce that was meant to provide the solutions to Queensland's youth crime crisis. ⌘ Read more
Teen girl arrested over alleged brawl in violence-stricken suburb
A teenage girl has been arrested over an alleged brawl in a Melbourne suburb that saw another violent fight earlier this week. ⌘ Read more
Paris prepares for Olympics with 100 days to go
Paris is in preparation mode as the Olympics draw closer. ⌘ Read more
Collingwood great sells memorabilia amid divorce
Collingwood great Nathan Buckley has been forced to sell important memorabilia from his footy career following a bitter divorce battle. ⌘ Read more
Police crack down on rioters following terrorist attack
NSW Police are trying to locate up to 50 rioters following a terrorist attack at a Sydney church. ⌘ Read more
More arrests likely after international phishing scam
Authorities are warning more arrests are likely after an international police operation smashed an online phishing scam that's ripped off thousands of Australians. ⌘ Read more
Bondi Junction solemn as doors re-open after stabbing attack
The community has been given the chance to pause and reflect today, as Bondi Junction Westfield’s reopens after Saturday's tragedy. ⌘ Read more
Mathieson ups stake in The Star as cracks in casino culture deepen
Pubs billionaire Bruce Mathieson has increased his hold in The Star as an executive revealed Star Sydney’s safer-gambling teams were trained by reading a 15-page booklet. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over botched drug import after cocaine bricks wash up on NSW beaches
Federal police say the drugs were offloaded from a cargo ship into waters off Brisbane. However, “adverse weather conditions” scuppered the cocaine drop. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs. Both clubs are placed at 2-3 and will be desperate for a win. ⌘ Read more
This $24m mansion burnt to the ground. The arsonists almost backed out
Property developer Steve Nassif has pleaded guilty to his role in the fire that destroyed a Northwood home in 2022, but is remaining tight-lipped on his motive. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: St Kilda v Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as St Kilda clash with Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Broadsiding on target to prove trainer’s aim is true
James Cummings sees a bit of Too Darn Hot in Broadsiding that has hit his straps at the right time for the Champagne Stakes at Randwick on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
‘He just stood out’: Crunch time for Linebacker in Champagne Stakes
From the time Frank Cook saw Linebacker as a yearling he wanted him in his colours, after two starts he might become a group 1 winner at Randwick on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Moody hoping for Lightning to strike thrice in rare Randwick feat
Peter Moody and training partner Katherine Coleman are shooting for a group 1 winner on each of the three Randwick autumn meetings, which is a feat that only Chris Waller and Gai Waterhouse have achieved this century. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Orange on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on cup day. ⌘ Read more
This TV show is goofy, bloody and always looking for another way to surprise you
The post-apocalyptic video game adaptation Fallout has too much going on, but it feels right. ⌘ Read more
Australia set for a new normal with a mild winter, uncertain snowfall
The El Nino pattern has reverted to neutral while a La Nina could form after July, but for now, our weather is likely to be typical allowing for the 1.5 degrees of warming already baked into the climate. ⌘ Read more
‘Impossible not to be moved’ by tragic suicide of 10-year-old boy in WA state care: Richard Marles
The boy had 26 case managers over four years and no cultural safety plan, National Suicide Prevention and Trauma Recovery Project director Megan Krakouer said. ⌘ Read more
Big miners spark ASX gain; jobs data lifts tech shares
Mining heavyweights BHP and Rio Tinto boosted the Australian sharemarket, which also benefited from the latest unemployment figures showing a slowdown in the labour market. ⌘ Read more
10 fast and curious Friday night flatbread pizzas
There’s no mozzarella cheese in these decidedly different toppings. ⌘ Read more
ImmortaL STUNNED by absurd Roosters war chest: Immortal Behaviour - EP05
Andrew Johns discusses the massive war chest left in the wake of multiple top players leaving the Roosters. Alongside host Danika Mason, the Immortal shares his opinion on James Fisher-Harris leaving the Panthers early for the Warriors, what this means for the three-time premiers and how Joseph Manu will fair in the Japanese Rug ... ⌘ Read more
Parents of accused teen shocked at rush to declare attack terrorism
The teen suspect of Monday night’s attack in Wakeley remains under police guard in hospital, where he has yet to be interviewed by police. ⌘ Read more
Watchdog cracks down on GLAD garbage ‘greenwashing’**
The manufacturer of GLAD garbage bags faces potentially millions of dollars in penalties after the consumer and competition watchdog launched legal action, over false claims certain bags were partially made from recycled ocean plastic. ⌘ Read more
ImmortaL STUNNED by absurd Roosters war chest: Immortal Behaviour - EP05
Andrew Johns discusses the massive war chest left in the wake of multiple top players leaving the Roosters. Alongside host Danika Mason, the Immortal shares his opinion on James Fisher-Harris leaving the Panthers early for the Warriors, what this means for the three-time premiers the Penrith Panthers, and how Joseph Manu will fa ... ⌘ Read more
Australian Paralympians stranded in Dubai by torrential rain
The swimmers are travelling to compete in Portugal, but had to sleep overnight at the airport after the weather caused flight chaos. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chalmers urged to act to counter China downturn threat; Australia condemns Iran’s attack on Israel
The IMF has urged the treasurer to counter Chinese downturn, social media giants face big fines for misinformation and defence spending is set to soar over the next decade. ⌘ Read more
WA Premier, Deputy PM react to ‘very tragic’ suicide of 10-year-old boy in state care
The boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, died on Friday night in Perth while under the care of the Department of Communities. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Thursday, April 18
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chalmers urged to act to counter China downturn threat; Australia condemns Iran’s attack on Israel
The IMF has urged the treasurer to counter Chinese downturn, social media giants face big fines for misinformation and defence spending is set to soar over the next decade. ⌘ Read more
It was supposed to be a party for the ages. Instead, it was a shambles
Operators of the new brewery in the revamped Franco Cozzo building in Footscray were forced to pull the plug just minutes before the opening party was due to start. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chalmers urged to act to counter China downturn threat; Social media giants face big fines in revamped laws
The IMF has urged the treasurer to counter Chinese downturn, social media giants face big fines for misinformation and defence spending is set to soar over the next decade. ⌘ Read more
Alleged rape victim’s mum ‘demanded $50k’ from accused
A woman accused of raping a teenage girl has claimed the alleged victim’s mother demanded $50,000 days before a sexual assault complaint was made to police. ⌘ Read more
‘I felt very out of control’: Lanning reveals reason for early retirement
Seven-time World Cup winner and Australia’s most decorated captain Meg Lanning has explained why she ultimately walked away from the game at just 32 years of age. ⌘ Read more
Frenchmen who confronted Bondi Stabber recounts heroic act
The two bollard-wielding men who confronted Joel Cauchi during his deadly stabbing rampage through Bondi Junction Westfield have spoken about coming face-to-face with the killer. ⌘ Read more
Australian Paralympians stranded in Dubai by torrential rain
The swimmers are travelling to compete in Portugal, but had to sleep overnight at the airport after the weather caused flight chaos. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chalmers urged to act to counter China downturn threat; Social media giants face big fines in revamped laws
The IMF has urged the treasurer to counter Chinese downturn, social media giants face big fines for misinformation and defence spending is set to soar over the next decade. ⌘ Read more
Alleged Wakeley rioter says joining unrest and posting to Instagram ‘was a mistake’**
Dani Mansour was the first person arrested over the violence that erupted on the streets of western Sydney after the stabbing of Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Noumea, New Caledonia
Noumea offers a genuine taste of France incredibly close to Australia – closer than Cairns is from Sydney, in fact. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Christchurch
With a spectacular natural playground on its doorstep, this big small-city has undergone a revitalisation of unimaginable scale since the 2011 earthquake. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Vietnam’s frenetic and underrated financial centre offers a rich history and one of the most exciting – and bargainous – food scenes in South-East Asia. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Suva, Fiji
This overlooked gem is home to a third of Fiji’s population, is one of the most cosmopolitan centres in the South Pacific and has a great nightlife. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul destinations: Auckland, New Zealand
New Zealand’s biggest city has been utterly transformed by the dramatic redevelopment of its once no-go waterfront as well as a quality food scene. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Singapore
Still consider this city a place in which to merely pause on the way to somewhere else (or somewhere more interesting)? It’s time to catch up. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Port Vila, Vanuatu
Tiny Port Vila, with a population just over 61,000, has come of age. The capital of Vanuatu is home to chic restaurants, bars and gourmet produce outlets. ⌘ Read more
Best short-haul holiday destinations: Kuala Lumpur
This greatly underrated foodie heaven provides a quintessential South-East Asian city experience at a bargain price. ⌘ Read more
Sydney stabbings live updates: Westfield Bondi Junction to open for ‘community reflection day’; Wakeley rioters set to be targeted by police
A man has become the first charged after the riot following the Wakeley church stabbing, as Westfield Bondi Junction prepares to open today. Follow here for all the live updates. ⌘ Read more
Motorists faced delays after crane fire shut down Lane Cove tunnel
Sydney motorists faced delays after a crane fire shut down Lane Cove Tunnel. ⌘ Read more
Police crack down on rioters following terrorist attack
NSW Police are trying to locate up to 50 rioters following a terrorist attack at a Sydney church. ⌘ Read more
Singapore loses ‘world’s best airport’ title, Melbourne top in Australia
Twelve-time winner Changi has been edged out of top spot, while Melbourne has been ranked far above other Australian airports. ⌘ Read more
Brewery opening in Franco Cozzo building delayed by dispute over fire hydrant
The highly anticipated opening night of a three-storey brewery in Footscray's Franco Cozzo building has been delayed. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne family warns of dangers against lithium batteries
A Melbourne family has lost everything after a fire was sparked by a lithium battery. ⌘ Read more
Star shows it has dud hand in bid to keep licence
A clear pattern is emerging from the Bell inquiry into Star Entertainment – that of a financially and culturally embattled company being managed by a chief executive desperately juggling too many problems. ⌘ Read more
Committal set for driver accused of fatal Daylesford crash
A six-day committal hearing has been set down for a driver accused of killing five patrons at a central Victorian beer garden. ⌘ Read more
Round six teams and tips: Ugle-Hagan to miss for personal reason
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round six. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
More arrests likely after international phishing scam
Authorities are warning more arrests are likely after an international police operation smashed an online phishing scam that's ripped off thousands of Australians. ⌘ Read more
Bondi Junction solemn as doors re-open after stabbing attack
The community has been given the chance to pause and reflect today, as Bondi Junction Westfield’s reopens after Saturday's tragedy. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of bouquets and hundreds of moments of sorrow: Inside Westfield Bondi Junction
Silence befell Westfield Bondi Junction on Thursday as its doors opened to the public for the first time since Saturday’s horror knife attack that killed six and injured more than a dozen. ⌘ Read more
‘Simpler and fairer’: Albanese flags HECS changes in budget relief
The prime minister says he will imminently announce a response to a recommended overhaul of HECS as calls come from the crossbench to look at wiping student debt. ⌘ Read more
Are smartphones damaging our young people? This book says yes
Jonathan Haidt says parents are overprotective in the real world and underprotective in the virtual world. ⌘ Read more
If the Reserve Bank were a football coach, it would have been sacked eons ago
The bank’s job is to hold inflation between 2 and 3 per cent. Since mid-2014, it has hit that mark on just four occasions. ⌘ Read more
‘We have to beg for permission’: Why there isn’t more African talent in the Matildas
While African talent is tearing up the A-League Men and reaching the Socceroos, only two women from the continent’s diaspora have represented the Matildas. A new tournament aims to address this discrepancy. ⌘ Read more
Six missed calls, mystery bank records and CCTV: Inside bombshell Lehrmann judgment
Justice Michael Lee “trudged unyieldingly” through footage, phone logs, bank records, receipts – and hours of testimony. This is how he arrived at his ruling that Bruce Lehrmann raped Brittany Higgins. ⌘ Read more
‘Thousands of lives in one shell’: Gaza’s IVF embryos destroyed by Israeli strike
When an Israeli shell struck Gaza’s largest fertility clinic in December, it destroyed more than 4000 embryos, plus 1000 more specimens of sperm and unfertilised eggs. ⌘ Read more
Scarborough rubbish truck driver fined after hitting little boy on scooter
A Perth rubbish truck driver who accidentally ran over a four-year-old who was riding his scooter down a suburban street has been fined $2500. ⌘ Read more
Sales of the century: What’s in store for Brisbane’s oldest shopping arcade
As Brisbane Arcade celebrates its 100th anniversary, can it survive the evolving demands of retail? ⌘ Read more
Six missed calls, mystery bank records and CCTV inside bombshell Lehrmann judgment
Justice Michael Lee “trudged unyieldingly” through footage, phone logs, bank records, receipts – and hours of testimony. This is how he arrived at his ruling that Bruce Lehrmann raped Brittany Higgins. ⌘ Read more
The problem isn’t the definition of terrorism, it’s that the label determines our response
What happened at Bondi isn’t any less horrific if we conclude it isn’t terrorism. The victims are no less dead, and their deaths are no less tragic. The problem of violence against women isn’t any less serious. ⌘ Read more
Hail storm hits Sydney's southwest
A short burst of hail struck Sydney this afternoon, with some residents in the City's west and southwest struck by the sudden squall. ⌘ Read more