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Police have given up on fat bikes
In Gwandalan, we have a plethora of unlicensed underage riders, often without helmets, riding noisy, unregistered two-wheeled machines, who even ride at speed on one wheel through the shopping area. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Hero security guard recalls moment colleague was fatally stabbed
Security guard Muhammad Taha is recovering in hospital after being stabbed in the stomach, but he'll never be the same after watching his co-worker be stabbed to death. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Former nightclub boss jailed for 20 years over $1.5b cocaine plot
Tristan Waters was arrested at a meeting with undercover police in a Serbian hotel, to which a fellow Australian had brought a suitcase containing $1 million. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes, as it happened: Explosions in Iran amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
We should dare to dream of a Docklands that isn’t dreadful
The precinct has many critics, but there’s still time to ensure its evolution delivers the waterside jewel some hope it can be. ⌘ Read more
The secret behind Pride Of Jenni’s phenomenal Queen Elizabeth Stakes win
Ciaron Maher’s sports science team is amazed by Pride Of Jenni but their knowledge was crucial to her Queen Elizabeth Stakes romp. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
‘The most challenging it has been in two decades’: Two high-profile restaurant closures hit Sydney
A hatted modern-Indian newcomer and a niche Japanese izakaya announce their final services. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
The Albanese government has urged Israel and Iran to prevent a “spiral of violence” as Australian travellers were warned against travelling to Israel. ⌘ Read more
Joey discusses ‘unfair’ amount of players leaving Penrith
Andrew Johns says it is ‘unfair’ the amount of players Penrith has lost over the years. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Suva roars after sensational Drua try
Iosefo Masi found a gap in the Hurricanes’ defence before off-loading to Isikeli Rabitu who ran away to the try line to score the first Fijian Drua try of the night. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Hurricanes catch Fijian Drua napping
Salesi Rayasi’s quick thinking set up Billy Proctor for the first try of the night in Suva, silencing the Fijian Drua fans. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
The WA schools planning to close on Tuesday revealed
More than 80 public schools across Western Australia have confirmed they will close, or partially close during the teachers’ strike. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 20, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Randwick on Saturday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on All-Aged Stakes day. ⌘ Read more
‘Extremely weak case’: Beale argues he should have never been charged
Lawyers for rugby star Kurtley Beale are seeking to have his legal costs paid for by the state after he was cleared of sexual assault charges in a Bondi pub. ⌘ Read more
Who were the Wakeley rioters and why did it descend into violence?**
Distrust of police and authority, as well as old grievances and social marginalisation may have contributed to disturbing scenes on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne hoon jailed for fraud racket
A Melbourne hoon has been jailed after using social media to help run a fraud scheme. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
The Albanese government has urged Israel and Iran to prevent a “spiral of violence” as Australian travellers were warned against travelling to Israel. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Australian fans stunned as Taylor Swift announces surprise second album
Just two hours after releasing her highly anticipated 11th album, Swift stunned fans who had gathered at parties to hear her new songs by released a second new album. ⌘ Read more
Doorknockers promoting government energy scheme soon to be banned in Victoria
Telemarketers and doorknockers promoting the Victorian government's energy upgrades program will soon be banned. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with supplying hundreds of prohibited weapons, including samurai swords, to youth gangs
A Melbourne man faces 140 charges over the alleged supply of prohibited weapons to youth gangs in the city's south-east last year. ⌘ Read more
Shoppers told to be mindful as Bondi Junction reopens
Shoppers have been told to be mindful as Bondi Junction reopens for trade following a stabbing spree that killed six. ⌘ Read more
Australian grandmother stranded – and uncontactable – in Dubai Airport
Doreen Farrington, 76, was meant to be in Dubai for 90 minutes, but she’s still there more than 40 hours later after torrential rain caused airport chaos – and worried family members have been unable to contact her. ⌘ Read more
Surgery wait times longest ever, ED departments ‘strangled’, report finds
Planned surgery wait times are the longest they've ever been in Australia's public hospitals, an Australian Medical Association report has found. ⌘ Read more
Woman jailed for more than five years after car crash that killed nine-year-old
Chronic alcoholic Kristie Merrett has been jailed for more than five years after over a drink-driving crash that killed a nine-year-old. ⌘ Read more
ASX dives amid escalating Middle East tensions
Australian stocks dived for their seventh session in the past days, with investors fearing the ramifications of escalating tensions in the Middle East, also weighing on the market was a US labour report, released overnight, that reaffirmed bets interest rates would remain higher for longer. ⌘ Read more
Shoppers told to be mindful as Bondi Junction reopens
Shoppers have told to be mindful as Bondi Junction reopens for trade following a stabbing spree that killed six. ⌘ Read more
Flashes seen in Iran airspace after defence batteries fired
Iran has fired air defence batteries after reports of explosions near the city of Isfahan, the state-run IRNA news agency reported. ⌘ Read more
In the mayhem after a school bus crashed, everyday heroes emerged
For this special report, The Age spent seven months speaking to 11 of the school children, a dozen parents of those on the bus, and the tradies that helped with the rescue. ⌘ Read more
14 of our favourite low-fuss and affordable dishes to cook this week
Chilli, pickles and various cheeses add interest to these quick and comforting dishes. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Want to see the running of the bulls? It’s at the footy, not in Spain
Two of the AFL’s best midfielders go head-to-head on Saturday in a clash between a Brownlow medallist and the man favoured to win it this year. ⌘ Read more
Max’s wisdom and advice will stay with me beyond the track
Turf great Max Presnell has gone from hero to friend and mentor for racing writer Chris Roots. ⌘ Read more
ASX dives amid escalating Middle East tensions
Australian stocks dived for their seventh session in the past days, with investors fearing the ramifications of escalating tensions in the Middle East and a US labour report released overnight reaffirming bets interest rates would remain higher for longer. ⌘ Read more
Three young brothers and friend killed in horror WA crash
Three young brothers and a family friend have been killed in a horror WA crash. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
‘The city’s not the same’: Beloved hatted Japanese restaurant is closing after 15 years
The basement izakaya restaurant was one of the first of its kind in Melbourne, but continued financial pressures and inconsistent trade have taken their toll. ⌘ Read more
Heartbroken Dockers look to derby to atone for late losses
Fremantle coach Justin Longmuir is confident his team have learned vital lessons from their recent pair of heartbreaking losses, and he’s urging them to get more bang for their buck in front of goal. ⌘ Read more
The knockout audition that set a rising Australian actor on the road to Hollywood
The producers wanted Steve McQueen-grade movie charm. Australian-born actor Hoa Xuande delivered it. ⌘ Read more
Can men ever escape toxic masculinity? That’s what this book asks
Myfanwy Jones’ Cool Waters is a smooth read, thanks to its finely polished prose and a seamless structure. ⌘ Read more
This mesmerising work of non-fiction that will inspire awe and make you weep
James Bradley explores humanity’s past, present and possible futures through the lens of the world’s oceans in his new book Deep Water: The World in the Ocean. ⌘ Read more
Teenager dies in suspected crocodile attack on island in Torres Strait
A teenager has died after a suspected crocodile attack on an island in the Torres Strait. ⌘ Read more
The Roosters were unhappy with two calls. The NRL is looking at three that hurt Melbourne
Two Roosters knock-ons in the final 10 minutes of their loss on Thursday night, and a James Tedesco trip, are under the microscope. ⌘ Read more
Labor ‘uses ethnically diverse to stack branches, not run as MPs’**
“There have been systemic barriers put on multicultural communities,” says Senate hopeful Wesa Chau. “And when we talk about discrimination, this is what it looks like.” ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Joey predicts Manu will not return to NRL
Andrew Johns reveals he predicts Joseph Manu will not return to the NRL following his exit from the Roosters at the end of the season. ⌘ Read more
A ‘disgusting, reprehensible’ case is shrouded in secrecy. And that’s not uncommon
Secrecy in justice should be a last resort, but it is widespread in Victoria. Is the system fair? ⌘ Read more
Member group claims Kooyong Lawn Tennis Club spent $800,000 on Wagyu beef
The money was allegedly spent on the expensive variety of meat in the same financial year in which the club reported a $2.4 million loss from its hospitality operations. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Labor ‘uses ethnically diverse to stack branches, not run as MPs’**
“There have been systemic barriers put on multicultural communities,” says Senate hopeful Wesa Chau. “And when we talk about discrimination, this is what it looks like.” ⌘ Read more
A timeline of Iran and Israel’s open warfare, after decades of shadow war
The two nations’ enmity stretches back decades, through a history of shadow wars and clandestine attacks by land, sea, air and cyberspace. ⌘ Read more
Michael Maguire has six weeks and a dozen NSW selection calls to make
It won’t happen again. But imagine if it did. A set of full-strength City and Country Origin teams spells out just how much is still up in the air for NSW. ⌘ Read more
Explosions in Iran: What we know so far
Direct conflict between Iran and Israel threatens to elevate the regional conflict, and push it in unpredictable directions. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Seebohm aiming for record fifth Olympics - with a baby on board
Lisa Curry did it in 1992. Hayley Lewis also pulled off a remarkable comeback to swimming in 2000. New mother Emily Seebohm wants to be in Paris at her fifth Olympics. ⌘ Read more
Police helicopter vision reveals close calls during wild police chase through 22 suburbs
Detectives have charged a man who allegedly led police on the car chase in a stolen vehicle. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Ten great things you can do for free in New York
A billionaire’s playground, New York City is one of the most expensive cities in the world. Which is why it’s surprising there are so many free things to do. ⌘ Read more
Italy’s stunning, but slightly seedy, island paradise
This might be the safest and most comfortable way the Mediterranean’s largest island just off the “toe” of Italy’s “boot”. ⌘ Read more
Three brothers, including nine-year-old, among four killed in horror Wheatbelt crash
Three brothers, the youngest of whom is just nine-years-old, and their family friend have been identified as the four people killed in a horror crash south-west of Northam overnight. ⌘ Read more
22-year-old admits to killing his grandmother with mattock
A man who bludgeoned his own grandmother to death in the family’s garage has pleaded guilty to manslaughter in a Ballarat court. ⌘ Read more
Gold, gold, gold: Precious yellow metal makes shares sing
This week’s Bulls N’ Bears top ASX runner is … Dalaroo Metals. Its stock rose more than 182 per cent to join Nimy Resources, Adherium and Firebrick Pharma. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
James & Antler crew to open Japanese vinyl cafe, with a star chef attached
It will serve katsu sandos, soba salads and deep-fried curry bread. There will also be specialty coffee and strawberry matcha, with wine and cocktails to come. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
Iran’s Fars news agency said explosions were heard near the airport at the country’s central Isfahan city. ⌘ Read more
Move over, Melbourne: Here’s how Paris does laneway culture
Hidden in plain sight, the covered arcades of the French capital are full of old-world charm, intrigue, restaurants and art. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of WA schools to take part in teachers’ strike
WA’s Department of Education confirmed that 29 schools would fully close and 55 would only be partially open, with more possibly joining by the end of the day. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Clark’s uncomfortable encounter with journalist during WNBA press conference
College basketball star Caitlin Clark’s awkward encounter with reporter during viral WNBA press conference. ⌘ Read more
Forty years on, Tell me on a Sunday finds the sweetness of nostalgia
Director Blazey Best reimagines Andrew Lloyd Webber’s one woman 1970s show, honouring its original setting. ⌘ Read more
Gould predicts ‘surprises’ in Maguire’s New South Wales roster
Phil Gould predicts ‘a lot of surprises’ in incoming New South Wales coach Michael Maguire’s roster ⌘ Read more
New Seven boss wants to move on from ‘a few bad apples’**
Seven West Media’s new boss Jeff Howard has warned he is willing to weed out staffers who show poor judgement or engage in unacceptable behaviour. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Joey calls for change amid 'unfair' Panthers exits
Andrew Johns believes the NRL need to step in and reward Penrith for producing local talent. ⌘ Read more
Taylor Swift’s new album is here, and it’s proof she needs to take a break
The megastar exorcises her past relationships with Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy on an album likely to divide fans. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
Iran’s Fars news agency said explosions were heard near the airport at the country’s central Isfahan city. ⌘ Read more
Israel-Iran strikes live updates: US reports Israeli missiles hit Iranian city amid heightened tensions in Middle East
Israeli missiles have hit a site in Iran, the American ABC News reported on Friday citing a US official. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
Iran’s Fars news agency said explosions were heard near the airport at the country’s central Isfahan city. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
Iran’s Fars news agency said explosions were heard near the airport at the country’s central Isfahan city. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation concerns as unemployment edges up; Multinationals urged to face supermarket inquiry
Multinationals will be called to face supermarket probe, unemployment figures are up with concerns turning to inflation and the prime minister flags HECS changes. ⌘ Read more
Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
Iran’s Fars news agency said explosions were heard near the airport at the country’s central Isfahan city. ⌘ Read more