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Explosions heard in Iran, air defence batteries fired, Israeli strikes reported
The Albanese government has urged Israel and Iran to prevent a “spiral of violence” as Australians are warned against travelling to Israel. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Eels v Dolphins - Round 7
Parramatta Eels host the Dolphins in Round 7 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at TIO Stadium, Darwin. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Lomax and co torch Warriors; Dolphins demolish Eels in night of NRL upsets
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut before his future side Parramatta had eight tries scored against them in 25 minutes by an under strength Dolphins outfit. ⌘ Read more
Test returns beckon amid injury drama: Four things learnt from Reds’ triumph
An emphatic return to the winner’s circle has been cruelled but a huge injury blow for the Queensland Reds, as two men put their hands up for Wallabies recalls. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Titmus in peak form for Paris 2024 after blistering win at championships
The early signs are promising for Ariarne Titmus’ bid to win back-to-back Olympic gold medals in the 400m freestyle after victory at the Australian Open Championships. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows claw their way to the lead after six consecutive goals
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows claw their way to the lead after six consecutive goals
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Three young brothers and friend killed in horror WA crash
Three young brothers and a family friend have been killed in a horror WA crash. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows claw their way to the lead after six consecutive goals
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
WA students break world record for confetti cannons
Thousands of WA students will be celebrating tonight after successfully breaking a Guinness World Record involving confetti cannons. ⌘ Read more
Driver leads police on wild chase through Perth
A car thief has rammed a police vehicle and mounted footpaths in a wild cross-city pursuit. ⌘ Read more
More than 80 WA schools to be hit by teachers' strikes
The WA education department claims more than 80 schools will be disrupted by upcoming industrial action. ⌘ Read more
Titmus leads home Pallister in Aussie title race
Ariarne Titmus took out the women's 400m freestyle title at the 2024 Australian swimming championships, beating Lani Pallister. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows claw their way to the lead after six consecutive goals
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Intensity rises in Adelaide, Essendon can’t keep crowd quiet
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Creighton clinches try for Reds
Queensland Reds star Lawson Creighton scored a try after catching the Highlanders napping out wide. ⌘ Read more
The moment a NSW commuter train hits a car
Trains have been cancelled between Sydney and the NSW Central Coast after car was hit by a passenger train and pushed a short distance along the tracks ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Liberal MP expelled after investigation into abuse complaint
The NSW Liberal Party has expelled upper house MP Taylor Martin after an investigation into a complaint from a former federal MP. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Intensity rises in Adelaide, Essendon can’t keep crowd quiet
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins tape over medicinal cannabis sponsor on legal advice
The Dolphins have taped over their front-of-jersey sponsor – a medicine clinic that prescribes medicinal cannabis – following concerns raised for the club, NRL and broadcasters. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Intensity rises in Adelaide, Essendon can’t keep crowd quiet
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows v Bombers clash on a knife’s edge after tight opening quarter
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Thurston praises Warriors after Fisher-Harris signing: JT's Thought Bubble - Round 7
JT makes his predictions for the Warriors after they secured James Fisher-Harris on a four-year deal. He decides who earns a spot in the Maroons side, and previews Cowboys v Sharks. ⌘ Read more
Bostock scores on the wing
Jack Bostock benefited from a double pump and subsequent loopy pass from young playmaker Isaiya Katoa to score. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows v Bombers clash on a knife’s edge after tight opening quarter
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows v Bombers clash on a knife’s edge after tight opening quarter
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Lane crosses over
Shaun Lane was sent over with a pinpoint pass from Joey Lussick to open the scoring between the Eels and the Dolphins ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows v Bombers clash on a knife’s edge after tight opening quarter
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Crows v Bombers clash on a knife’s edge after tight opening quarter
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Upscale Brisbane projects shortlisted for Australia’s prestigious design awards
Two projects shortlisted for the 2024 Australian Interior Design Awards show where Brisbane’s residential future is heading. ⌘ Read more
Hole lotta love could turn this quarry into a ‘South Bank’ by 2032
An internationally prominent urban planner believes a plan to rejuvenate Mount Coot-tha Quarry should be a project of state significance. And it can be ready by the Olympics, he says. ⌘ Read more
Govt has ‘eroded’ Brisbane’s 11-year Olympic runway: Paris ’24 and LA ’28 consultant
There’s time to get the Games right, he says, but Brisbane’s advantage from an 11-year lead-up has been affected by the lack of an independent delivery authority. ⌘ Read more
Man accused of ‘cocaine brick’ plot is a construction boss by day
In the middle of the night, a small crew set out into the ocean off Australia’s east coast. Police say they had been tasked with one objective: to collect bricks of cocaine. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dragons v Warriors - Round 7
St. George Illawarra Dragons host the New Zealand Warriors in Round 7 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at WIN Stadium, Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Lomax and co torch Warriors; Eels host Dolphins in Darwin
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut after a convincing Dragons’ upset of the high-flying Warriors, and now his future side Parramatta take on the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
Suli charges towards the line
Moses Suli broke through the Warriors' defence after being set up by a pin-point ball from Ben Hunt. ⌘ Read more
Bitcoin’s ‘halving’: What is it and does it matter?**
The halving, which happens roughly every four years – the latest of which is expected this week – is a change in bitcoin’s underlying blockchain technology designed to reduce the rate at which new bitcoins are created. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Johnson strolls over untouched
Shaun Johnson received the ball close to the line before dummying and charging over unchallenged. ⌘ Read more
Create a citywide design before razing social housing towers
Readers discuss the state government plans to demolish Housing Commission towers across Melbourne, with many of them in the inner city. They argue not enough consultation and information has been provided to the consider tenants’ future housing and the state’s housing needs. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six teams and tips: Kangas leave out young gun Wardlaw
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round six. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
McEvoy pips Chalmers for Aussie 50m freestyle title
Cameron McEvoy took out the men's 50m freestyle at the 2024 Australian swimming championships on the Gold Coast, beating Kyle Chalmers with a time of 21.93 seconds. ⌘ Read more
Panthers punt on younger brother of Nathan Cleary as Warriors circle
In the same week James Fisher-Harris announced he would be leaving Penrith for the Warriors, the Kiwis have set their sights on another Panthers prospect. ⌘ Read more
Israel and Iran are following the rules of the jungle, not the rule of law
Countries such as Australia should unilaterally impose sanctions on the leaders of both countries to compel them to recommit to law and peace. ⌘ Read more
Could we all do without social media?**
In moments of stress or boredom, I find myself watching weird videos on social media. That’s not why I installed the app. ⌘ Read more
Blocked Brighton townhouses back on the table as planning minister seizes control
A rejected bid to build 84 two-storey townhouses on a former Xavier College campus looks set to go ahead, with the state government taking over control of the development from the council. ⌘ Read more
In the modern-day duel, journalists always lose
Australia’s defamation laws make journalism harder. Even when the media wins. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Cause of Clunes wellness centre death still a mystery after autopsy
Police are investigating whether so-called “magic mushrooms” were behind the Ringwood North woman Rachael Dixon’s death and two others being sent to hospital. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Second bikie found guilty of murder
A grieving father has broken down outside court as a second Hells Angel bikie was found guilty of the bashing murder of his son. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six teams and tips: Kangas leave out young gun Wardlaw
Our experts have entered their tips for the eight games of round six. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Essendon return to unhappy hunting ground, as Crows await
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Truckie’s widow fights for industry change
The widow of a truckie killed in the state's far west is fighting to spare others from a similar pain - while she waits to bury her late husband. ⌘ Read more
Second suspect in Welland murder arrested
A second person has now been charged following a murder at Welland last week. ⌘ Read more
Mobile phone detection cameras to go live around Adelaide
Drivers caught using mobile phones will soon be hit with heavy fines, as detection cameras go live around Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024: Round six live updates Adelaide Crows v Essendon Bombers at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed over 'haunting' murders loses appeal
A man who was jailed for life over his role in the “haunting” toolbox murders has lost his appeal. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Can you really hypnotise yourself? And if so, should you?**
Self-hypnosis apps are becoming increasingly popular for managing stress and anxiety. But are they actually safe to use? ⌘ Read more
Police uncover magic mushroom operation in Queensland
Police have uncovered a large-scale production operation of magic mushrooms during two raids in Queensland’s south. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Australian owners about to be reunited with beloved pup in UK after airport escape
The owners of a dog who escaped from pet couriers at Melbourne Airport last month will soon be reunited with their beloved pet. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Doorknockers promoting government energy scheme soon to be banned in Victoria
Telemarketers and doorknockers promoting the Victorian government's energy upgrades program will soon be banned. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Health ministers unite over anti-vaping laws
The country's health ministers have signed a statement backing the federal government's tough new anti-vaping laws. ⌘ Read more
Man killed in multi-vehicle crash in Sydney's south-west
A man has died in a multi-vehicle crash in Sydney's south-west this afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Surgery wait times longest ever, ED departments ‘strangled’, report finds
Planned surgery wait times are the longest they've ever been in Australia's public hospitals, an Australian Medical Association report has found. ⌘ Read more
Friday night footy LIVE: Dragons v Warriors, Eels v Dolphins
The Dragons will fancy their chances of an upset first-up when they host the Warriors in Wollongong - a happy hunting ground for Shane Flanagan’s side. ⌘ Read more
Flashes seen in Iran airspace after defence batteries fired
Iran has fired air defence batteries after reports of explosions near the city of Isfahan, the state-run IRNA news agency reported. ⌘ Read more
Woman jailed for more than five years after car crash that killed nine-year-old
Chronic alcoholic Kristie Merrett has been jailed for more than five years after over a drink-driving crash that killed a nine-year-old. ⌘ Read more
Call to embed police in shopping centres to tackle knife crime
Victoria’s most senior federal frontbencher says police officers should be embedded in Melbourne’s big shopping centres. ⌘ Read more