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AFL round six live updates: Magpies take back control against Power at the MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Magpies flip script to take lead at half-time against Power
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
It’s official, Prince Harry now a US resident
Although he and Meghan have put down roots in Montecito, Harry was facing scrutiny about his US visa because of an admission of drug use made in his book Spare. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Magpies flip script to take lead at half-time against Power
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
The two words that upended the federal budget just weeks before it drops
After a series of meetings with world economic leaders, Treasurer Jim Chalmers has been forced to change tack on next month’s budget. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Fast-firing Power put Magpies on backfoot early at MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
‘What else can I do’: AFL admits error, as debate rages over Draper non-call
Essendon cult hero Sam Draper has opened up about the contentious no-call on Friday night, the third time in less than 10 months that Adelaide have been denied potential victories by last-minute umpiring decisions. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 7 LIVE: Penrith Panthers v Wests Tigers, Gold Coast Titans v Manly Sea Eagles
Benji Marshall faces his toughest test yet as a head coach as the Tigers take on the defending champions in Bathurst. Follow all the action at Carrington Park. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Fast-firing Power put Magpies on backfoot early at MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Fast-firing Power put Magpies on backfoot early at MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Quick-firing Power get early lead against Magpies at the MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Quick-firing Power get early lead against Magpies at the MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
Shrinkflation at your supermarket? France has an answer for that
The practice of downsizing products without downsizing their prices has enraged shoppers in Australia, Britain, the US and elsewhere. France says it’s a scam. ⌘ Read more
‘I was yelling at residents to get out’: Neighbour helps rescue people from New Farm blaze
On Saturday morning, when Iain heard an explosion, he ran down the street. Four people were on a balcony desperately trying to escape an intense blaze. ⌘ Read more
Revesby auction makes sellers a gain of $235,000 in one year
Does this house earn more than you? Not a single family registered to bid as it drew the attention of several builders. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Collingwood and Port Adelaide in early arm wrestle MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
‘When things scare me, I just run at them’: Uncaged Pedro shapes up for fight of his life
Fresh from completing a week of tough sparring, former UFC fighter Tyson Pedro reflects on what it takes mentally and physically to compete as a boxer. ⌘ Read more
Greece puts nearly 200 beaches under lock and key
Disgruntled locals complain of being pushed off their own beaches by a tourist boom that brought more than 32 million foreign visitors to Greece last year. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Collingwood and Port Adelaide in early arm wrestle MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
Fabulous, darling! Priscilla to ride again in film sequel
Classic Australian film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is getting a sequel, according to the film’s director. ⌘ Read more
‘Watershed moment’: 14-storey tower in Frankston’s Great Wall gets green light
A contentious high-rise apartment building, part of Frankston’s Great Wall overlooking Port Phillip Bay, has been approved. ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Collingwood and Port Adelaide underway at the MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates round six: Collingwood and Port Adelaide to clash at MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates round six: Collingwood and Port Adelaide to clash at MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
Man dead, multiple people injured after car collides with bus near Dubbo
Eight passengers have been taken to hospital after the crash, which happened moments after police halted a pursuit. ⌘ Read more
Man accused of ‘firing rifle’, ‘threatening staff’ in Mogumber tavern
A 41-year-old man has been arrested and hit with more than a dozen charges after allegedly firing a rifle and threatening staff inside a Wheatbelt pub. ⌘ Read more
Take down order ‘unlawful and dangerous’: X rejects Australian law
Social media giant X has rejected demands from Australia’s eSafety commissioner to take down distressing images of this week’s Sydney knife attacks. ⌘ Read more
‘More like toys’: Iran downplays drone attack near nuclear site
Iranian media and officials said a few explosions over Isfahan on Friday were the result of air defences hitting three drones - suspected of being small quadcopters. ⌘ Read more
‘What else can I do’: AFL admits error, as debate rages over Draper non-call
Essendon cult hero Scott Draper has opened up about the contentious no-call on Friday night, the third time in less than 10 months that Adelaide have been denied potential victories by last-minute umpiring decisions. ⌘ Read more
Man dead, multiple people injured after car collides with bus near Dubbo
Eight passengers have been taken to hospital after the crash, which happened moments after police halted a pursuit. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, April 20, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, April 20, 2024
The Age photos of the week, April 20, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Australia will work with Trump if that’s the card we’re dealt: Treasurer
Jim Chalmers has held high-level meetings in Washington ahead of unveiling this year’s budget, which he says will target “economic security”. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, April 20, 2024
The Age photos of the week, April 20, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Vivid Sydney to turn Goods Line into outdoor barbecue spectacular
Plus, the line-up of international Michelin-starred chefs set takeover Sydney restaurants. ⌘ Read more
Several people in serious condition after fire rips through New Farm unit
At least two people have been rushed to the Royal Brisbane and Women’s Hospital in a serious condition with extensive burns. ⌘ Read more
Thomas Kelly’s father says family ‘blindsided’ by parole process as son’s killer walks free
Kieran Loveridge walked free from Broken Hill prison on Friday. An angry Ralph Kelly says the family were kept in the dark about his behaviour in jail during a final parole hearing. ⌘ Read more
Overweight Garcia chugs beer during weigh-in
Concerns grow for Ryan Garcia who gave up over $1 million because he came in overweight. ⌘ Read more
TV hides the blemishes, but NRL living large thanks to halo effect
The schedulers of the NRL’s draw deserve much credit for an exhilarating start to the season by successfully building on the Las Vegas showcase. ⌘ Read more
Booze and arrows: How a beer over lunch killed an Olympic dream
Astin Darcy took a dispute with Archery Australia to the National Sports Tribunal after being sanctioned for consuming alcohol during a break in a competition. ⌘ Read more
Star 'rubbing it in' after controversial win
He got away with a clear infraction that should have cost his team the game, then made light of it in front of the cameras. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins tape over medicinal cannabis sponsor on legal advice
The Dolphins have taped over their front-of-jersey sponsor – a medicine clinic that prescribes medicinal cannabis – following concerns raised for the club, NRL and broadcasters. ⌘ Read more
Who were the Wakeley rioters and why did it descend into violence?**
Distrust of police and authority, as well as old grievances and social marginalisation, may have contributed to disturbing scenes on Monday night. ⌘ Read more
Driver escapes before train cripples car on Central Coast
A car has been crushed by a train after it accidentally ended up on the tracks, with the driver escaping just in time. ⌘ Read more
Victims recovering one week on from Bondi stabbing
Today marks one week on from a stabbing spree in Bondi Junction, which took the lives of six people. ⌘ Read more
Man sets himself on fire outside of Trump trial
A man is in a critical condition after setting himself on fire outside of a New York courthouse, where Donald Trump’s alleged hush-money trial is taking place. ⌘ Read more
Man sets himself ablaze near courthouse where Trump trial underway
The incident took place on the fourth day of Trump’s historic trial, in which the former president faces 34 counts of falsifying business records. ⌘ Read more
Goodbye music festivals, hello food festivals? Where to plan your next regional road trip
From community-led harvests, to cheese and bread workshops with Australia’s best, regional food festivals have a lot to offer – and they’re booming. Here’s our pick of five to visit this autumn. ⌘ Read more
Well played, Headsy: Greats line up to farewell legend of the game
Ian Heads not only documented the great stories of his day – he featured in many of them. ⌘ Read more
Coach Joe Schmidt will pick fewer overseas Wallabies, not more
The future of the Giteau Law may be of little consequence for the new Australian coach. ⌘ Read more
Drive My Car won him an Oscar. Now he’s tackling the battle between nature and capitalism
The enemy may or may not be glamping in director Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s stirring new eco-parable. ⌘ Read more
Musk’s X ignores Australia’s legal threats to take down ‘distressing’ stabbing content
Political pressure on tech giants has grown throughout the week and leaders are fuming as misinformation and violent content continues to spread like “wildfire”. ⌘ Read more
‘If in doubt, rule them out:’ The new rule changing local footy
Rourke Fischer couldn’t recall what he had for breakfast. His long history of concussions ended his time in the game he loved earlier than he would have liked, but he now acknowledges it came later than it should have. ⌘ Read more
The best heckles, riskiest jokes and most tender moments from this year’s comedy festival
After a huge month packed with shows, our team of reviewers has come together to pick out the best (and strangest) moments from this year’s comedy festival. ⌘ Read more
The everyday debates guaranteed to start an argument
Do you stack your cutlery in the dishwasher pointy end up or down? ⌘ Read more
St. Vincent on Cruel Summer, Olivia Rodrigo, and her terrifying new album
Annie Clark, now a mentor of sorts to pop’s reigning stars, dives into darkness on her heavy new album All Born Screaming. ⌘ Read more
Will the right to disconnect disrupt the way we work?**
Employees who want to get ahead likely won’t invoke the right, and those who do may find that managers gravitate towards workers who are more available. ⌘ Read more
Feel like what you do at work goes unrecognised? You’re not alone
Not being recognised for the work we do is prompting many of us to look for greener pastures. ⌘ Read more
The April 20 Edition
The Aus-designed artificial heart set to revolutionise medicine \\| Preppers go mainstream \\| A sperm donor’s message to his progeny ⌘ Read more
Build-to-rent ups pressure for law reform to underpin new housing
Build-to-rent developers and industry policymakers are applying the blow torch on all layers of government to get legislative reform for the burgeoning sector. ⌘ Read more
The artificial heart set to transform medicine – and the Aussie who invented it
Biomedical engineer Daniel Timms lost his father to heart disease, but their kitchen-top tests helped him hone a radical idea. ⌘ Read more
This simple baby and parenting class is making babies smarter
Rolled out by researchers in Vietnam, there are now calls for it to be trialled in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Merrick Watts’ simple rule during Eltham pub fights: ‘Grab the till and run’**
Once Eltham was an “amazing dichotomy between ruthless bogan and the arts”. Nowadays the leafy suburb is fighting not to look like everywhere else. ⌘ Read more
Billionaire’s heiress triples her money on $18m weekender
Paris Neilson, daughter of Judith Neilson and Kerr Neilson, sold her estate. Now there could be a consolidation in the works with the home next door. ⌘ Read more
Uber is winning the rideshare war, but our addiction to the app may backfire
Despite years of controversy and frustration, Australians can’t seem to get enough of Uber. Transport industry insiders and competition experts warn consumers will be left paying the price. ⌘ Read more
The art of the sporting apology, and how it became a business
Somewhere in the sports world, someone is always apologising, and saying sorry has become a business with its own skill set. ⌘ Read more
Why has one knife attacker been labelled a terrorist, and the other, not?**
An uneasy calm has now settled on the city after a horror week, but questions remain about why one attacker was labelled a terrorist, and the other wasn’t. ⌘ Read more
Our little jellyfish has become a bride and her dad is lost for words
There are no words to capture what a father feels for his daughter. ⌘ Read more
The Moby Dick manoeuvre: How charity organisers harpoon Sydney’s wealthy ‘whales’**
Linda and Joshua Penn, who organise Sydney’s Gold Dinner fundraiser, are at the coal face of prising donations from Australia’s super rich. ⌘ Read more
How to get a bit of breathing space on your home loan
You can forget about pandemic-level mortgage breaks – but you can still get some reprieve on your loan if you follow these five steps. ⌘ Read more
Scrutiny, screaming, and the best seat in the house: Chelsea Roffey’s football life
The goal umpire will run out for her 300th AFL game on Saturday, becoming the first woman and just the eighth umpire in history to reach the milestone. ⌘ Read more
ABC local radio just hit rock bottom. What’s next?**
The national broadcaster peaked during bushfires and COVID-19 and it has been downhill for a long time. ⌘ Read more
‘Dirty wellness’: a trend for the perfection-fatigued
Plus: get ready for the weekend with these fresh diversions. ⌘ Read more
‘Forest gardening’: Stoush over Aboriginal corporation’s land management
Wombat State Forest near Daylesford has sparked a new chapter in Victoria’s forest wars, pitting Dja Dja Wurrung Clans Aboriginal Corporation against a renowned ecology professor and his publisher. ⌘ Read more
Why everyone in finance is getting ripped
People who spend their working lives trying to manage risk in return for long-term financial gain often fail to apply those lessons to their own health. ⌘ Read more
These brides broke one of the last wedding dress taboos. And so did I
Being part of the ‘anti-bride’ movement can have its drawbacks, as I learnt. ⌘ Read more
‘If I won lottery, I would never leave’: Melbourne’s most tightly held suburbs
Families bought in years ago, and loved the neighbourhood so much they stayed - sometimes for decades. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of school upgrades could miss out in budget ‘bloodbath’**
Labor committed $850 million to upgrade at least 89 schools in 2022, but more than half failed to secure funding to put shovels in the ground in last year’s state budget. ⌘ Read more
Thirty reasons everyone should visit the incredible Rainbow Nation
Whether you’ve never been or are a devoted repeat visitor, there’s something for everyone in South Africa. ⌘ Read more
‘Our players deserved the end result’: Scott backs Bombers’ controversial win
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
‘Our players deserved the end result’: Scott backs Bombers’ controversial win
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: Beware this trap – don’t trust your boarding pass
“The printed boarding pass of our connecting flight showed both the wrong gate and flight number.” ⌘ Read more
Tennis provides background noise in Zendaya’s pointless love triangle
Director Luca Guadagnino does everything he can to distract you from the game in this fast-paced, time-tripping drama. ⌘ Read more
Drive My Car director changes gear with this slow-building forest tale
Oscar nominee Ryusuke Hamaguchi has made an intriguing film, but is it a gently satirical comedy of urban and rural manners, an eco-philosophical fable or something else? ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, April 20
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
His mum and dad were treated differently. He wanted to understand why
Ziggy Ramo’s raw hip-hop made a lot of Australians uncomfortable. He expects his book to do the same. ⌘ Read more
Lomax fires Dragons to victory, Eels feel heat in Darwin demolition job by Dolphins
Zac Lomax is mounting an irresistible case for a NSW Origin debut before his future side Parramatta had eight tries scored against them in 25 minutes by an under-strength Dolphins outfit. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Arthur angry after big loss
Brad Arthur labelled his team 'part-time' after a huge loss to the Dolphins ⌘ Read more
Arthur angry after big loss
Brad Arthur labelled his team 'part-time' after a huge loss to the Dolphins ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Test returns beckon amid injury drama: Four things learnt from Reds’ triumph
An emphatic return to the winner’s circle has been cruelled but a huge injury blow for the Queensland Reds, as two men put their hands up for Wallabies recalls. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Bombers hang on for thrilling win amid high tension at Adelaide Oval
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Chalmers lists the five threats to the federal budget
The first threat, the treasurer will say, is rising global tensions, as he looks to repair the nation’s finances and reform the economy. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Thrilling last quarter on the cards after Dons stifle Adelaide surge
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more