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Footy fans flood Optus Stadium for Western Derby
WA footy fans have flooded Optus Stadium for tonight's Western Derby between West Coast Eagles and Fremantle Dockers. ⌘ Read more
Football Club pays tribute to volunteer firefighter who lost his life
Harry Stead, a volunteer firefighter who lost his life battling a blaze in Esperance has been honoured in a football ‘tribute match’. ⌘ Read more
Man in hospital after shark bite near Exmouth
A man is recovering in hospital tonight after being bitten by a shark near Exmouth. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action on a big Saturday of foo ... ⌘ Read more
Alleged gunman arrested after string of violent offences in WA
An alleged gunman was arrested after WA Police said he threatened lives and shot a rifle at the ground inside the country pub. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action on a big Saturday of foo ... ⌘ Read more
Beale sharp in comeback game
Force fullback Kurtley Beale is looking sharp in his comeback Super Rugby Pacific game. ⌘ Read more
Raiders rookie coughs up try with bungled bomb
A fumbled bomb from Chevy Stewart opened the door for Ezra Mam to score under the posts. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action on a big Saturday of foo ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
Tiatia scores 'special' try
Force winger Chase Tiatia scores what Tim Horan describes as a "special" try on the left flank. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
Walsh sets the turf alight
Reece Walsh motored downfield, leaving Matt Timoko and Chevy Stewart in his wake to score the Broncos' first try against the Raiders. ⌘ Read more
Star signing scores first Crusaders try
Chay Fihaki and Sevu Reece combined to burst through the Force defence before Levi Aumua scored his first try for the club. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Carlton bounce back with come-from-behind win, as Greene faces scrutiny over bump; Lions and Cats battle in the wet
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefe ... ⌘ Read more
Redress the great funding divide between public and private schools
Readers discuss compromised promised upgrades to state schools, the fall-out from the Lehrmann defamation case, the Middle East, and wagyu beef costs. ⌘ Read more
Chalmers storms to 100m freestyle title
Kyle Chalmers claimed gold in the men's 100m freestyle at the 2024 Australian swimming championships. ⌘ Read more
O'Callaghan dominates 200m freestyle final
Australian swimming young gun Mollie O'Callaghan won the women's 200m freestyle final comfortably at the 2024 national championships on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Collingwood’s ‘Swiss Army Knife’ pulls them back from the brink
Collingwood were staring down the barrel of defeat - trailing by 31 points and looking at a wobbly 2-4 start to the season. But an unlikely hero rose to the occasion to re-ignite the Magpies’ year. ⌘ Read more
Milo the dog reunited with owners
The cheeky Jack Russell who went missing for weeks at Melbourne Airport, has FINALLY been reunited with his owner, ending a worldwide operation to fly him to the UK. ⌘ Read more
The joy of Passover that makes the exhaustion worth it
Preparing for the Jewish festival of Pesach is a huge lift, but when you finally celebrate 3000 years of tradition at the seder table, it’s worth the hassle. ⌘ Read more
O'Callaghan dominates 200m freestyle final
Australian swimming young gun Mollie O'Callaghan won the women's 200m freestyle final comfortably at the 2024 national championships on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Titans v Sea Eagles - Round 7
Gold Coast Titans host the Manly Sea Eagles in Round 7 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 21, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors ⌘ Read more
Top Chinese swimmers tested positive for banned drug, then won Olympic gold
Twenty-three swimmers tested positive for the same banned substance before the Tokyo Olympics, but were allowed to compete after Chinese officials secretly cleared them of doping. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Carlton bounce back with come-from-behind win, as Greene faces scrutiny over bump
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a vict ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Carlton bounce back with come-from-behind win, as Greene faces scrutiny over bump
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a vict ... ⌘ Read more
They’re winless and in the doldrums. Who will escape footy’s world of pain faster?**
Hawthorn and North Melbourne are winless heading into their twilight rumble. But which team is better positioned to bounce out of their cellar-dwelling hell and emerge as a force? ⌘ Read more
Brumbies howler gifts Blues try
Blues halfback Taufa Funaki pounces on another Ryan Lonergan howler as the Brumbies captain coughs up the ball ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Carton surge to win after dominating second half, GWS Giants suffer first defeat of season
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated wi ... ⌘ Read more
Higgins says it's 'time to heal ' in first statement since Lehrmann defamation ruling
Brittany Higgins has released a lengthy statement after a judge found Bruce Lehrmann raped her in Parliament House. ⌘ Read more
AFL admits controversial call costs Adelaide a chance at winning
The AFL has admitted a controversial umpiring call that cost Adelaide a chance to win last night's clash against Essendon was technically incorrect. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Blues stamp their credentials with top-notch third term; Collingwood’s huge turnaround MCG win
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeate ... ⌘ Read more
Veteran who lost his legs fighting in Afghanistan makes history
An Australian veteran who lost his legs fighting in Afghanistan has taken the the first steps on the new parade ground at the Australian War Memorial. ⌘ Read more
Teenager airlifted to Adelaide hospital after crash
A 17-year-old boy has been airlifted to Adelaide with serious injuries from a four wheel drive rollover near Stansbury on the Yorke Peninsula. ⌘ Read more
Family and friends of Luke Davies gather for memorial
Family and friends gathered in New Farm Park for one final celebration of Luke Davies' life, two months after he was murdered alongside Jesse Baird. ⌘ Read more
DNA testing whistleblower says lab should be shut down
The whistleblower who uncovered Queensland's DNA testing disaster, is tonight calling for the state-run forensics lab to be temporarily shut down. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Blues stamp their credentials with top-notch third term; Collingwood’s huge turnaround MCG win
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeate ... ⌘ Read more
Unit fire leaves two people in induced comas
Brisbane unit fire leaves two people in induced comas with severe burns. ⌘ Read more
Pass the hot wings: Why NRL’s fringe dwellers are the centre of attention
The old rugby league saying that wingers hang out with footballers should surely be consigned to history after their Superman acts to start the season. ⌘ Read more
Zahid Safi was warned about the Liberals. Now he is a candidate
The Afghan-born former refugee had only just arrived in Australia when he was told the man in a suit at his mosque was a candidate for the Liberals and they were against immigrants. A decade on, he wants to be the party’s first Muslim MP in federal parliament. ⌘ Read more
Winnington is world’s fastest this year, but Tokyo pain taught him not to talk up chances
The Australian arrived at the Tokyo Olympics full of confidence after a faultless build-up, but things didn’t go to plan. He’s determined it won’t happen again in Paris. ⌘ Read more
Milo the dog reunited with owners
The cheeky Jack Russell who went missing for weeks at Melbourne Airport, has FINALLY been reunited with his owner, ending a worldwide operation to fly him to the UK. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer Jim Chalmers says Middle East conflict could impact Inflation
Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers says fresh hostilities in the Middle East are a "genuine threat" to our economy, with any spike in global oil prices set to impact the cost of petrol. ⌘ Read more
Mystery deepens in alleged mushroom-related death
The cause of Victorian mother Rachael Dixon's death remains unknown after police said the results of an autopsy conducted this week came back inconclusive. ⌘ Read more
Fears for camper missing in Victorian high country
There are fears tonight for a camper, missing in rugged bushland in the Victoria’s high country. ⌘ Read more
‘Our hearts are shattered’: Luke Davies farewelled in Brisbane
Allegedly killed by a serving NSW Police officer, Luke Davies was remembered at an open-air memorial service in New Farm, an inner suburb of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australians warned they could be forced to pay for blood tests
Australians are being warned they could be forced to pay for blood tests, if the Albanese government doesn't meet new funding demands. ⌘ Read more
State MP Taylor Martin expelled from Liberal Party
State MP Taylor Martin has been expelled from the Liberal Party... over messages he allegedly sent a woman. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Blues stamp their credentials with top-notch third term; Collingwood’s huge turnaround MCG win
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeate ... ⌘ Read more
Thousands expected to gather at Bondi Beach for vigil
Thousands are expected to gather at Bondi Beach tomorrow evening for a candlelight vigil to honour the victims of the Westfield stabbing. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: AFL live updates: Blues stamp their credentials with top-notch third term; Collingwood’s huge turnaround MCG win
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeate ... ⌘ Read more
Driver allegedly 'involved in domestic incident' before bus crash
A man has died and seven people are in hospital after a bus with 26 passengers onboard and a car collided in a horrific crash in NSW's Central West. ⌘ Read more
Man sets himself on fire outside of Trump trial
A man is in a critical condition after setting himself on fire outside of a New York courthouse, where Donald Trump’s alleged hush-money trial is taking place. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues fight back against pressuring Giants at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a vic ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Giants start to pull away against Blues at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victor ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Giants start to pull away against Blues at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victor ... ⌘ Read more
'Dynamite' Clarke breaks Brumbies defence
Blues winger Caleb Clarke finally breaks the staunch Brumbies defence by carrying multiple defenders across the try line. ⌘ Read more
Khan-Pereira scores first-half double
Alofiana Khan-Pereira secured a first-half double after targeting Manly's left edge. ⌘ Read more
‘What else can I do’: AFL admits error, as debate rages over Draper non-call
Essendon cult hero Sam Draper has opened up about the contentious no-call on Friday night, the third time in less than 10 months that Adelaide have been denied potential victories by last-minute umpiring decisions. ⌘ Read more
‘It now it’s time to heal’: Higgins breaks silence on Lehrmann case
Brittany Higgins has made her first public comments about the defamation case over her rape in Parliament House in 2019. ⌘ Read more
Turbo strolls over
With a simple show-and-go, Tom Trbojevic strolled over unchallenged to score the Sea Eagles' first try against the Titans. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Wagga on Sunday
Everything you need to know to find a winner. ⌘ Read more
Beasley’s book makes good reading as carnival approaches
Danny Beasley will head to Wagga today with a top book of rides in preparation for next month’s Wagga Cup carnival. ⌘ Read more
Magic result: Sales ring flop takes out All Aged Stakes
Magic Time revelled in the heavy conditions of the All Aged Stakes at Randwick to claim her second group 1 win. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Giants start to pull away against Blues at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victor ... ⌘ Read more
Why clash with an All Blacks superstar could seal a Wallabies comeback
Hunter Paisami’s dissection of the Highlanders defence has taken him step closer to a Wallabies’ return, and an All Blacks battle could secure his revival. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues and Giants in early arm wrestle at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues and Giants in early arm wrestle at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues and Giants in early arm wrestle at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
Australian activists poised to board aid flotilla bound for Gaza
Three Australians are poised to board the convoy of three ships in an attempt to break Israel’s blockade of the Gaza Strip. ⌘ Read more
Investor beats first home buyers, upgraders for $2.26m North Strathfield house
Within metres of the home runs the WestConnex tunnel, the existing train line and the future Metro West Project, which buyers saw as a drawcard. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues and Giants in early arm wrestle at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Panthers v Tigers - Round 7
Penrith Panthers host the Wests Tigers in Round 7 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Carrington Park, Bathurst. ⌘ Read more
Muddy marvelous: J-Mac and Broadsiding beat mud for Champagne finish
Broadsiding became the first juvenile colt to win a group 1 this season when he stormed home from last through the heavy conditions to win the Champagne Stakes (1600m) at Randwick on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues and Giants in early arm wrestle at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
‘Watershed moment’: 14-storey tower in Frankston’s Great Wall gets green light
A contentious high-rise apartment building, part of Frankston’s Great Wall overlooking Port Phillip Bay, has been approved. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Blues and Giants in early arm wrestle at Marvel; Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround; Blues v Giants in season-shaping clash
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carl ... ⌘ Read more
Ex-Good Guys boss who made $17m tree-change sells $6m city bolthole
When Essendon director Andrew Muir sold his Toorak house for $28m+ he bought a Flinders spread and a Carlton terrace. Now he’s offloaded the pied-à-terre. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround; Blues v Giants in season-shaping clash
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carl ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround; Blues v Giants in season-shaping clash
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carl ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround; Blues v Giants in season-shaping clash
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carl ... ⌘ Read more
Waratahs star reflects on 'scary' injury
Lalakai Foketi has opened up on the horrific circumstances around his injury. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Pies flip the script in massive MCG turnaround; Blues v Giants in season-shaping clash
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carl ... ⌘ Read more
Joey discusses ‘unfair’ amount of players leaving Penrith
Andrew Johns says it is ‘unfair’ the amount of players Penrith has lost over the years. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood flip script at MCG against Port Adelaide, making for captivating second half action
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood flip script at MCG against Port Adelaide, making for captivating second half action
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
Sarah Keyworth takes top gong at Melbourne comedy festival awards
English comedian Sarah Keyworth has reigned supreme at this year’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival, winning the Most Outstanding Show award on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Take down order ‘unlawful and dangerous’: X rejects Australian law
Social media giant X has rejected demands from Australia’s eSafety commissioner to take down distressing images of this week’s Sydney knife attacks. ⌘ Read more
Troubled forensic lab’s DNA backlog blows out to 41,000**
The backlog of cases at a forensic DNA lab has increased to more than 41,000 as Queensland’s opposition calls for a strategy to address the beleaguered service. ⌘ Read more
‘Worst nightmare of any mum’: Shoppers pay tribute to victims as Westfield returns to life
A week on from the massacre, messages of sorrow and floral tributes pour in for those killed and injured at Westfield Bondi Junction. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood flip script at MCG against Port Adelaide, making for captivating second half action
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
How a golf club maintenance man became one of the Waratahs’ finds of the season
After serving his senior rugby apprenticeship in France, Julian Heaven has come from the clouds to star in Super Rugby. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s dead tonight’: Two more men charged over Wakeley church riot
Father of three Sam Haddad allegedly made death threats directed at the attacker following the stabbing at the Christ the Good Shepherd Church. ⌘ Read more
Turuva sidesteps Tigers' defence
Sunia Turuva took on the tackler before barging over for the Panthers' first try against the Tigers. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Collingwood flip script at MCG against Port Adelaide, making for captivating second half action
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory ... ⌘ Read more
AFL round six live updates: Magpies relentless against lacklustre Power at the MCG
Follow along all the live action for a massive Saturday of footy. Will Collingwood be able to get one back over Port Adelaide at the MCG? And will GWS be able to remain undefeated with a victory over Carlton? ⌘ Read more
Man sets himself ablaze near courthouse where Trump trial under way
The incident took place on the fourth day of Trump’s historic trial, in which the former president faces 34 counts of falsifying business records. ⌘ Read more