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Debutant sends crowd into raptures
Sam Stonestreet knew where the home fans were after scoring his first try. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs get win over Newcastle after Ponga leaves the field injured
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round six LIVE updates: Roos and Hawks in battle for first win of the season; Swans scorch the Suns in Sydney
Sydney will be looking to continue an unbeaten run at home this season in a clash with the Gold Coast at the SCG, before the Roos and Hawks clash in a bid to notch their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs get win over Newcastle after Ponga leaves the field injured
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round six LIVE updates: Roos and Hawks in battle for first win of the season; Swans scorch the Suns in Sydney
Sydney will be looking to continue an unbeaten run at home this season in a clash with the Gold Coast at the SCG, before the Roos and Hawks clash in a bid to notch their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs get win over Newcastle after Ponga leaves the field injured
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Bulldogs v Knights - Round 7
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs take on the Newcastle Knights in Round 7 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Accor Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Drinkwater's horror blunder leads to try
Will Kennedy managed to punish his rival fullback for an awful mistake at the back. ⌘ Read more
Underage offenders will soon be fitted with ankle bracelets. But do they work?**
Victoria is due to join Queensland, the UK, US and New Zealand in trialling ankle bracelets on young offenders, but a report says the move could create more harm than good. ⌘ Read more
Ponga blunder proves costly
Bailey Hayward scored his maiden NRL try after a costly blunder in the in-goal from Kalyn Ponga. ⌘ Read more
ASX-listed Russian coal miner’s proposed $76m fire sale under scrutiny
Australian authorities are examining a proposed deal that would benefit a fund that has been described as a “slush fund” for Russian President Vladimir Putin. ⌘ Read more
Garcia hands Haney first pro loss
Ryan Garcia knocked Devin Haney down three times and handed the WBC super lightweight champion his first loss. ⌘ Read more
The termination pay-out that will see Manly and Schuster part ways
The Sea Eagles have been in negotiations with Schuster’s agent and held a meeting with the NRL as they prepare to officially part ways. ⌘ Read more
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on April 22, 2024
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on April 8, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Woman dies after available paramedic was instead covering horse races
NSW Ambulance has launched investigation into the death of 80-year-old woman from cardiac arrest. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs hold 12-point lead at half-time
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Dogs prop embarrasses Knights defence
Sam Hughes showed all his power to score despite the presence of four defenders. ⌘ Read more
Intellectually disabled Wakeley riot accused freed on bail
Issa Haddad, 28, is the third man to be charged over the riot that followed the stabbing of a Sydney bishop during a livestreamed sermon. ⌘ Read more
Neighbour's doorbell camera captures moment suspected drink driver crashes into child's birthday par
Neighbour's doorbell camera captures moment suspected drink driver crashes into child's birthday party. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs go back-to-back after slow start from Newcastle
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
The young Eagle who is saving WA football
Harley Reid has played just six games for West Coast, but there is a feeling he may be saving football in the state. ⌘ Read more
Slater slams 'stupid rule changes'
Billy Slater has criticised the decision making behind the 'disruptor' rule. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs take the lead after sloppy start from Newcastle
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Retired Magpie reveals special new venture
Medically retired Collingwood defender Nathan Murphy says the club has already offered him an off field job. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs take on Knights before Sharks go head-to-head with Cowboys
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Titmus has say on China doping bombshell
Australian Olympic champion Ariarne Titmus has responded to claims of a World Anti-Doping Agency cover-up after 23 Chinese swimmers were cleared to compete after testing positive to a banned drug. ⌘ Read more
Raiders 'in trouble' over star's injury
Andrew Johns believes the Raiders could look outside of the country to replace Jamal Fogarty after his bicep rupture. ⌘ Read more
Can a member of parliament job-share? These childhood friends want to find out
Lucy Bradlow and Bronwen Bock plan to run as job-sharing MPs in federal parliament, working one week on and one week off and alternating trips to Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Bernardo brilliance catches Real out
Bernardo Silva's brilliant free kick catches Real Madrid goalkeeper Andriy Lunin out. ⌘ Read more
Bernardo makes amends for City
Bernardo Silva makes amends for Manchester City in the FA Cup after missing a penalty in the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Bulldogs take on Knights before Sharks go head-to-head with Cowboys
The last time the Knights came to Accor, they thumped the Bulldogs 66-0. A lot has changed since last year, with the two sides evenly matched heading into Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Why this Coalition senator is calling for empathy in the immigration debate
A Queensland Liberal senator is urging a rethink from all sides of politics, saying the proposed legislation would have “real-world consequences” for vulnerable people. ⌘ Read more
Australian teen sensation beats world’s fastest woman in Diamond League triumph
Torrie Lewis has made another stunning sprint breakthrough in the run-up to the Olympics by beating the world 100 metres champ and powering to a stunning triumph in the 200 metres at the season’s opening Diamond League meeting. ⌘ Read more
English and Scottish wines are the future, French scientists say
Rising temperatures are set to make traditional wine regions unsuitable for production and places not known for wine could squeeze out today’s leaders. ⌘ Read more
Cladding fire at high-rise building blamed for top architecture firm’s liquidation
The architects behind some of Melbourne’s most prominent buildings, including the curvaceous Beyonce-inspired Premier Tower, say the Lacrosse tower fire in Docklands sent them broke. ⌘ Read more
Man attacked by shark at popular WA surf spot
A man is recovering in hospital after being bitten by a shark near Exmouth in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round six LIVE updates: Sydney Swans v Gold Coast Suns, North Melbourne Kangaroos v Hawthorn Hawks
Sydney will be looking to continue an unbeaten run at home this season in a clash with the Gold Coast at the SCG, before the Roos and Hawks clash in a bid to notch their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
Aussie swimmers respond as US doping boss blasts ‘egregious’ China drugs scandal
Australian breaststroker Zac Stubblety-Cook lost his world record last year to a Chinese swimmer who tested positive to a banned substance before the Tokyo Olympics. ⌘ Read more
When a $770 drone can take out a $15 million tank, it puts the future of war in doubt
The emergence of cheap drones, not dissimilar to commercially available models, has been exploited to great effect in Ukraine. The tank’s place as a war-winner may be over. ⌘ Read more
125 runs in six overs: Australian fireworks as Head, Fraser-McGurk star in IPL run-fest
Travis Head and Jake Fraser-McGurk provided the fireworks for Sunrisers Hyderabad and Delhi Capitals as an Indian Premier League trend towards batting hyperdrive gathered still more momentum. ⌘ Read more
Everyone feared this festival would implode, but there’s Alice Cooper waving a boa constrictor on stage
Despite the rough lead-up and dropping half of its acts, Pandemonium music festival didn’t live up to its name – and was ultimately a pretty good time. ⌘ Read more
Don’t miss this play delving into the knotty link between creativity and madness
Award-winning play The Almighty Sometimes offers up an emotionally charged dissection of mental illness with clinical precision. ⌘ Read more
Indigenous artist Archie Moore first Australian to win top prize at Venice Biennale
The Australian Pavilion received top honours as Moore became the first Australian to ever accept the coveted Golden Lion award at the Venice Biennale. ⌘ Read more
Embiid in pain after incredible dunk
76ers star Joel Embiid was in pain after this incredible dunk in the NBA playoffs. ⌘ Read more
Beale's emotional cap presentation
Kurtley Beale's emotional cap presentation came after the Force's upset win against the Crusaders. ⌘ Read more
It’s the final weekend of the comedy festival: Here are the shows not to miss
From an existentially challenging joke about bin bags to the Norwegian clown who won Britain’s Got Talent, here are our latest reviews. ⌘ Read more
Eagles soar, Fremantle look to reset after shock western derby result
Fremantle coach Justin Longmuir is adamant there were no excuses for his team’s western derby flop, saying his players simply got smoked in the contest. ⌘ Read more
Huge cruise ships are a symptom of economic and cultural decline
It looks like the monstrous love child of Le Corbusier and H.G. Wells. ⌘ Read more
How a simple T-shirt message widened Maureen’s world
Living with dementia, Maureen went largely unnoticed in her wheelchair on Manly seafront until her husband created a touching message T-shirt that changed everything. ⌘ Read more
Beale’s star debut as Force send Crusaders to bottom of Super Rugby table
The Western Force have heaped more pain on the Crusaders and dragged themselves off the bottom of the Super Rugby Pacific ladder with a bonus-point victory over the fallen champions in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Rafah airstrike kills nine, including six children, after 12 killed in West Bank
Israel has insisted for months that it plans a ground offensive into Rafah, where it says many remaining Hamas militants are holed up, despite international calls for restraint. ⌘ Read more
Bombshell claims Chinese swimmers tested positive to banned substance
There are bombshell claims a number of Chinese swim team members tested positive to a banned substance ahead of the Tokyo Olympics. ⌘ Read more
Indigenous artist Archie Moore first Australian to win top prize at Venice Biennale
The Australian Pavilion received top honours as Moore became the first Australian to ever accept the coveted Golden Lion prize at the Venice Biennale. ⌘ Read more
Long-awaited Ukraine aid bill passes US House after Speaker puts job on the line
The House swiftly approved $150 billion in foreign aid for Ukraine, Israel and other US allies after months of hard-right resistance to helping Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday April 21
National weather forecast for Sunday April 21 ⌘ Read more
Candlelight vigil for Westfield stabbing victims
Thousands are expected to attend a candlelight vigil for the Bondi Junction Westfield stabbing victims. ⌘ Read more
Search to continue for missing camper
A search for a missing camper in Victoria's high country to continue. ⌘ Read more
Bombshell claims Chinese swimmers tested positive to banned substance
There are bombshell claims a number of Chinese swim team members tested positive to a banned substance ahead of the Tokyo Olympics. ⌘ Read more
‘If I ever have to talk in front of more than four people, I get nervous’: Kristin Wiig
Bridesmaids made her the golden girl of American comedy. But in the decade since, the actor’s career has been far from the typical Hollywood trajectory. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Age sport quiz: An early brain-teaser about the AFL and Anzac Day
Challenge yourself with our sports quiz, a mix of questions about the latest in world and local sport, and the big events in sporting history. ⌘ Read more
Personal attacks over support for Jennings rock Robinson
The Roosters coach has learnt the hard way that he’ll get nothing but hate for backing Michael Jennings. ⌘ Read more
Should we upgrade from an apartment to a house?**
If life was purely about accumulating wealth before you die, then trading your apartment for a home would probably make sense. But there’s more to consider. ⌘ Read more
The hefty pay packets of CEOs is becoming harder and harder to justify
While its logical a position such as CEO deserves higher pay than other roles, the disparity is getting harder to stomach. ⌘ Read more
Warm, not too ‘Aussie’: Meet the voice you hear when you’re on hold
Voiceover artist Mark Cowling says the rise of AI-powered voiceovers falls short in conveying authentic emotions. ⌘ Read more
‘I was in so much pain’: The unspoken ‘big issue’ affecting women athletes
Eleanor Cardwell was in so much pain, she couldn’t even complete a warm-up without discomfort, and she was not alone among her netball peers. It’s why she thinks it’s mad that sports bras aren’t treated with the same priority as football boots or mouthguards. ⌘ Read more
Taurus: Money matters will be a lot clearer now
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
Resort decor and chalet style define this home on Sydney’s northern beaches
The luxurious family home is set on two acres of tropical landscaping. ⌘ Read more
‘Bouncers thought I was drunk’: What it’s like to live with narcolepsy
Narcolepsy is known as a condition that causes someone to instantly fall asleep, but for real-life sufferers, the impacts are much more varied, and dangerous. ⌘ Read more
Create a beautiful bookcase or mantle with these precious pieces
Add some considered clutter to your space with items from local makers. ⌘ Read more
‘Am I going to die?’: Anatomy of a school bus crash
A string of distress calls. A scared girl gripping a man’s ankle. A bus driver and a convoy of tradies about to become heroes. This was Exford Road on May 16, the day their lives were forever entwined. ⌘ Read more
Fewer girls enrolled in opportunity classes as test comes under review
The gender gap in NSW’s public school opportunity classes is growing, with the proportion of girls in the classes falling to 39.5 per cent. ⌘ Read more
‘Baggy jeans, a classic shirt and an oversized jacket’: Pallavi Sharda’s daily style
The actor, who supports up-and-coming Indian designers, enjoys playing with styles from different eras. ⌘ Read more
It’s important to me to be a good girlfriend. But I suspect I’m getting the better deal
My partner’s love language is acts of service, whereas mine is words of affirmation. Is it possible that I’m better off here? ⌘ Read more
No mortgage? No worries: Melbourne property buyers pay cash instead
Some investors have been deterred by higher taxes, but others are snapping up properties in cash in inner-city suburbs. ⌘ Read more
‘Who can we be tomorrow?’ The push to change our gruesome, racist place names
Murderers Flat, Lubra Creek and Massacre Bay: Victoria is scattered with monuments and place names with violent or offensive origins. ⌘ Read more
What is rape ‘in contemporary Australia’? A judge’s words may change the conversation
What constitutes consent, and what can be used as evidence about whether it was given, has been contested fiercely in Australia since 2015. Justice Michael Lee’s nuanced comments on rape myths could prove a turning point. ⌘ Read more
At 19, I was constantly told that I would be putting my baby up for adoption
As a pregnant teenager in the ’70s, I was sent away to give birth. Once my baby arrived, I would have done anything to keep him with me. ⌘ Read more
After a week of horror, remember what matters most
If Sunday is Sydney’s best chance to breathe out, to spend more time with family, friends and loved ones, then the city needs to exhale today. ⌘ Read more
Going up? The Aussies on cusp of cracking the big leagues
As the European season reaches its conclusion, a number of Socceroos are vying for a spot in the top tiers of England, Italy, Germany, Spain and France. ⌘ Read more
‘Two-minute noodles followed by a chocolate-chip cookie’: A drag queen’s diet
Art Simone shares her day on a plate and dietitian Dr Joanna McMillan has some stern advice. ⌘ Read more
Schools have been ordered to use this teaching method. Will staff comply?**
After decades of the reading wars, another ideological culture battle is set to ignite when teachers return from their school holidays. ⌘ Read more
The five stages of surviving gastro (according to the five stages of grief)
As a wave of nausea sweeps through the house, prepare to experience a range of emotions. First comes denial, then anger, bargaining, depression and, finally, acceptance. ⌘ Read more
You shouldn’t wash your hair every day, plus other beauty myths
There are mixed messages when it comes to hair care. This is what the experts say. ⌘ Read more
Boyes pips Bol in 800m race for the ages
In a pulsating race at the 2024 Australian Track and Field Championships, Blue Mountains bolter Luke Boyes edged Olympic finalist Peter Bol to win the men's 800m title. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, April 21
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Cats down Lions in wet and wild conditions; Eagles claim big derby upset; Blues and Pies win statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action on a b ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Cats down Lions in wet and wild conditions; Eagles claim big derby upset; Blues and Pies win statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Cats down Lions in wet and wild conditions; Eagles eye huge derby upset; Blues and Pies win statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the l ... ⌘ Read more
‘It’s hard being Toby’: Kingsley goes in to bat for Greene over high contact
GWS coach Adam Kingsley has leant on the “Toby tax” sentiment in defending Toby Greene as his captain faces scrutiny over high contact on Carlton’s Jordan Boyd. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Cats kick away against Lions in wet weather conditions; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action ... ⌘ Read more
‘It’s hard being Toby’: Kingsley goes in to bat for Greene over high contact
GWS coach Adam Kingsley has leant on the “Toby tax” sentiment in defending Toby Greene as his captain faces scrutiny over high contact on Carlton’s Jordan Boyd. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s hard being Toby’: Kingsley goes in to bat for Greene over high contact
GWS coach Adam Kingsley has leant on the “Toby tax” sentiment in defending Toby Greene as his captain faces scrutiny over high contact on Carlton’s Jordan Boyd. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Cats kick away against Lions in wet weather conditions; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action ... ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Broncos v Raiders - Round 7
Brisbane Broncos host the Canberra Raiders in Round 7 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Crowd boos contentious Crusaders try
The Perth crowd boos replays of a contentious Crusaders try to hooker George Bell. ⌘ Read more
Fogarty out with devastating injury
Jamal Fogarty was ruled out at half time with a suspected bicep muscle rupture. ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action on a big Saturday of foo ... ⌘ Read more
AFL live updates: Wet and wild for Lions v Cats; Carlton and Collingwood’s statement wins
Charlie Curnow kicked three goals and spearheaded his side’s game-busting burst in a spirited win over GWS Giants. Collingwood, too, had a memorable victory. Follow along for all the live action on a big Saturday of foo ... ⌘ Read more
Collingwood’s ‘Swiss Army Knife’ pulls them back from the brink
Collingwood were staring down the barrel of defeat - trailing by 31 points and looking at a wobbly 2-4 start to the season. But an unlikely hero rose to the occasion to re-ignite the Magpies’ year. ⌘ Read more