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Man shot dead by police on Bruce Highway
The man was shot at a rest area about 20 kilometres south of Miriam Vale in central Queensland. ⌘ Read more
What Kalyn Ponga’s 12-week injury means for Newcastle … and Queensland
The Knights have won just 14 of their 37 games without the superstar fullback since he joined the club from the Cowboys in 2018. ⌘ Read more
Storm open negotiations to keep Hughes until 2028, Cook returns after NRL axing
The Storm have opened negotiations with Hughes’ management about a new deal until the end of 2028 that will see Hughes finish his career at Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane City Council bus driver apologises in court after death of young cyclist
Max McDowall, 20, died after he was hit by the council bus in Woolloongabba in May 2021, near Buranda train station. ⌘ Read more
Woman, pet dog die after crash in Perth’s north
The woman’s white Hyundai i30 hatchback caught fire after it crashed into the back of a Transperth bus on the 344 school bus route about 8am. ⌘ Read more
‘Focus is a delicate thing’: Arj Barker defends decision to boot mum with baby from show
The popular comedian asked the mother and baby to leave his Saturday night comedy festival show, saying it was for people aged over 15 only and the baby was “disrupting” his performance. ⌘ Read more
‘Outrageously juicy and tender’: This kebab place sells lamb skewers at a steal
Bay Aka BBQ’s fall-apart chargrilled meat hits like premium wagyu. ⌘ Read more
Australian politicians join the unhappy queue behind Tesla investors
The Musk fan club is being sorely tested, as the company ricochets between issues including slowing sales, increased competition and falling vehicle deliveries. ⌘ Read more
Billy blasts Eels after 'crumbling' to injured Dolphins - Billy Slater Podcast: Ep07
Billy outlines some serious issues at the Parramatta Eels following their defeat to the Dolphins in Darwin. The Queensland coach chats Maroons selections five weeks out from Origin Game 1, and sends some advice to a young Raider after a shocker game at Fullback. Plus, a preview of ANZAC Day footy and its sp ... ⌘ Read more
A smile so hideous it inspired the Joker: The Grinning Man comes to Melbourne
Eight years after becoming a huge cult hit in the West End, the musical The Grinning Man is heading Down Under. ⌘ Read more
‘Focus is a delicate thing’: Arj Barker defends decision to boot mum with baby from show
The popular comedian asked the mother and baby to leave his Saturday night comedy festival show, saying it was for people aged over 15 only and the baby was “disrupting” his performance. ⌘ Read more
‘They’ve listened’: Wallaroos hail sweetened investment in women’s rugby
A six-year sponsorship deal with Cadbury will take the Wallaroos to the home World Cup in 2029 and provide crucial investment on the road to professionalism. ⌘ Read more
If drunk hecklers are allowed at comedy shows, why aren’t breastfeeding mums?**
An expectation there be no noise is a high bar when applied to children if you consider the intoxicated heckles and liveliness at some comedy festival crowds. ⌘ Read more
Light Brigade pub for sale in frothy market
The popular eastern suburbs watering-hole is on the market as its owners focus on its Sydney northern beaches portfolio. ⌘ Read more
Shift nurses just want to feel safe at night. These are the artists trying to help
A new art project asks Sydneysiders to walk the streets of Randwick to honour healthcare workers and help make them feel safer. ⌘ Read more
Sliding to a crisis: These numbers show Labor cannot win on the vibe
The old assumption about a Labor victory at the next election is well and truly out of date. The government is clearly losing the fight to hold wavering voters. ⌘ Read more
Arj Barker asks mum with baby to leave his show
The popular comedian asked the mother and baby to leave his Saturday night comedy festival show, saying it was for people aged over 15 only and the baby was “disrupting” his performance. ⌘ Read more
John Aiken reveals the only time it is OK to lie to your partner
John Aiken reveals the only time it is OK to lie to your partner on the podcast So I Quit My Day Job. ⌘ Read more
‘A laughable offer’: Thousands of WA teachers will stop work on Tuesday in bid for better pay
“A 0.25 per cent increase from first to second offer is not an offer that we can present to our membership ... they would reject it instantly,” union president Matt Jarman said. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 23, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Man set sister alight found not criminally responsible for her death
Jason Raymond Patterson argued he was suffering from a mental health impairment when he killed Jody James, who he believed was possessed by a demon. ⌘ Read more
Three warming new weeknight recipes you’ll love from guest MasterChef judge Jamie Oliver
To celebrate Jamie Oliver’s return to our screens on MasterChef, here are three simple new warming weeknight recipes to add to your repertoire. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs want answers from NRL after Mahoney charged for tunnel clash with Hetherington
The Knights forward is facing a one-match ban for the incident, and Canterbury want to know why their player was charged. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs want answers from NRL after Mahoney charged for tunnel clash with Hetherington
The Knights forward is facing a one-match ban for the incident, and Canterbury want to know why their player was charged. ⌘ Read more
Will a mountain of evidence be enough to convict Trump?**
Donald Trump has broken a number of conventions in politics. He is about to be the first president to have his fate decided not just by voters, but by 12 citizens in a jury box. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane City Council bus driver apologises in court after death of young cyclist
Max McDowall, 20, died after he was hit by the council bus in Woolloongabba in May 2021, near Buranda train station. ⌘ Read more
Arj Barker asks mum with baby to leave his show
The popular comedian asked the mother and baby to leave his Saturday night comedy festival show, saying it was for people aged over 15 only and the baby was “disrupting” his performance. ⌘ Read more
Firebomb thrown at home of Burgertory’s activist founder
The Palestinian founder of Burgertory, Hash Tayeh, said his home “became a target of terror” after the Molotov cocktail struck just below his toddler son’s bedroom. ⌘ Read more
Toubani delivers bonanza-grade gold hit at Mali project
Toubani Resources has returned an impressive 2m hit grading a massive 178 grams per tonne gold from just 69m at its Kobada project in Mali. ⌘ Read more
Owner of hatted 1800 Lasagne transforms quiet cafe into Brunswick East’s next hot spot
Suntop Plaza has a new look and owner, but the heart of the cafe – and most of its home-style sandwich menu – remain very much intact. ⌘ Read more
Rogue e-bike rider fled Eastern Distributor after crashing and forcing lane closure
A man without a helmet has been spotted riding in the tunnel before crashing into a lane divider and falling onto the busy motorway. ⌘ Read more
Demetriou recalls Cook for Rabbitohs after NRL axing
The veteran hooker reacted well to his dumping to NSW Cup earlier this month and is expected to come off the bench in the Anzac Day clash with the Storm. ⌘ Read more
‘Content to wait’: Erin Patterson philosophical about time stretching in custody
Accused of one of the most high-profile murder cases in the state, Erin Patterson sits content as justice moves glacially around her. ⌘ Read more
Dozen passengers injured in tram accident at Universal Studios theme park
A crash at Universal Studios in Hollywood has injured more than a dozen people. A tourist tram crashed into a metal guardrail while attempting to turn. ⌘ Read more
Seven killed after race car slams into crowd in Sri Lanka
A racecar veered off the track and into crowds during a competition in Sri Lanka, killing seven people, including an eight-year-old girl. ⌘ Read more
Comedian asks mother and baby to leave show over noises
Popular comedian Arj Barker asked a mother and her baby to leave the audience of his Melbourne show on Saturday because the child was making noises. ⌘ Read more
Firebomb attack at the home of Hash Tayeh
A Molotov cocktail was thrown at the home of the founder of Burgertory and prominent Palestinian activist on Friday. ⌘ Read more
After scouring 600 hours of Wakeley riot footage, police set sights on tattooed man
Police have released images of 12 men they believe can help with their investigation into the riot that erupted after a bishop was stabbed in an alleged terrorist attack. ⌘ Read more
Bumble is releasing a new podcast
Dating app Bumble is releasing a new podcast, Give Me A Buzz with Lucille McCart and Chantelle Otten. ⌘ Read more
The seven wonders you must see at Machu Picchu
The ancient ruins of the now too-well-loved Incan settlement have provoked wonder and awe over generations. ⌘ Read more
E-scooter battery sparked New Farm blaze, two people remain critical
Fire investigators have confirmed an e-scooter caused the New Farm unit fire on Saturday that has left a man and a woman in a critical condition. ⌘ Read more
Croissants and egg freezing: What a consultant on $130,000 spends in a week
On Money Diaries this week, we meet a diarist with severe endometriosis and adenomyosis who spends $9796 on fertility treatments and finishes four books. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Steve Gollschewski named as Queensland’s new police commissioner
Queensland police veteran Steve Gollschewski has been appointed to the top job after a two-month recruitment effort to fill the early departure of his predecessor, Katarina Carroll. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs wants answers from NRL after Mahoney charged for tunnel clash with Hetherington
The Knights forward is facing a one-match ban for the incident, while the Bulldogs want to know why their player was charged. ⌘ Read more
The man behind the housing towers heritage bid grew up in them. To him, they’re no eyesore
Christopher Lee, who lived in the Lygon Street towers in Carlton, recalls spacious and light-filled rooms, bold architecture and fond childhood memories. That’s why he wants them protected. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Unis ban Indian student applications as visa rejections hit record high
Some universities, including at least one prestigious Group of Eight institution, have taken the drastic step of banning or limiting applications from countries deemed at high risk of visa refusal. ⌘ Read more
Residents vow to fight government push to quash public housing commission class action
Awil Hussein and his two daughters call the North Melbourne public housing towers home and say their community will be destroyed if a plan to demolish them is allowed to go ahead. ⌘ Read more
Olyroos miss Olympics qualification
Australia's Olympic men's team, the Olyroos, missed qualification for Paris 2024 after failing to win a game at the Asian Cup. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Erin Patterson returns to court
Accused mushroom poisoner Erin Patterson will return to court in a special mention. ⌘ Read more
Investigations continue following Sydney riot
NSW Police continue investigation into the riot which broke out following the stabbing of bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel. ⌘ Read more
Ponga out for at least 12 weeks as scans confirm surgery needed on Lisfranc injury
The Knights feared surgery would end the star’s season, however club medical staff hope the No.1 will be back in three months. ⌘ Read more
Operation free Toby: Giants to fight Greene suspension at tribunal
The Giants will head to the AFL Tribunal in a bid to clear Toby Greene and Jesse Hogan after the pair were offered one-match bans. ⌘ Read more
‘Infuriating’: Mack Horton unloads on ‘failed system’ after Chinese doping scandal
The Australian swimmer spent his career championing clean sport. He believes the integrity of “all sport” is under threat following revelations of positive Chinese drug tests. ⌘ Read more
Man under guard in hospital after Gold Coast vehicle pursuit
Police officers injured and man hospitalised when road pursuit ends with crash in the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
Sixty knives removed from NSW streets during two-day police operation
NSW Police anti-knife operation results in 60 blades being taken off the streets. ⌘ Read more
Albanese to trek the Kokoda Trail with PNG prime minister
Walking two days from Kokoda Village to the Isurava War Memorial Albanese will be the first sitting Australian prime minister to walk part of the famously gruelling track. ⌘ Read more
Government accuses ‘narcissist’ billionaire Musk of acting above the law
After Elon Musk compared esafety commissioner Julie Inman Grant to a communist regime censor, politicians have lined up to label him an egotist and narcissist. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Harley hype is real – but he’s not single-handedly responsible for win
Prized recruit Harley Reid has brought an undeniable swagger and class to West Coast but it’s absurd to suggest he’s the only cause of the club’s resurgence. ⌘ Read more
Why Melania will grit her perfect teeth and weather Trump’s X-rated storm
The former first lady is, by all accounts, angry that she has to be dragged through this circus again, especially while she is still mourning the death of her mother. ⌘ Read more
Barrister’s Woolloomooloo harbourside home sells for $6.5m at auction
It was one of 528 scheduled auctions on Saturday. The unit, part of an exclusive complex, sold for less than the $6.6 million guide. ⌘ Read more
Why a Wallabies champion believes injury-plagued star must return to fold
A Wallabies champion says one man needs to be at the forefront for a national recall, and he proved that in a litmus test of his credentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Accused mushroom cook killer Erin Patterson fronts court
The evidence in the case of alleged mushroom cook killer Erin Patterson may not be tested publicly until next year, as her defence fights to have the matter heard in regional Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Winless, scoreless and out: Football Australia needs deep rethink after Olyroos disaster
Australia’s under-23 men have failed to reach the Paris Olympics. An undermanned squad at the qualifying tournament is one reason – but there are deeper issues. ⌘ Read more
How Mike Johnson came to ‘right side of history’ on Ukraine aid
Johnson’s personal dilemma likely explains months of delay that undoubtedly cost Ukrainian lives and has helped Russia make battlefield gains. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: No new trains for western suburbs rail; Why aren’t dogs allowed on trains and buses?**
The latest news in and around Bribane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Video captures e-bike rider crashing in Sydney’s Eastern Distributor
A man without a helmet has been spotted riding in the tunnel before crashing into a lane divider and falling onto the busy motorway. ⌘ Read more
ASX rallies as miners, healthcare stocks climb
Australian stocks muscled up on Monday after a torrid fortnight of trading, and despite a negative lead from Wall Street over the weekend. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Bombers should be ‘up and about’, Blues ruck’n’rolling: Key takeouts from round six
Peter Wright’s expected return has left the Bombers with a selection dilemma, the Blues have rekindled memories of the early 1980s, Harley hype is exploding, the Hawks finally made an early statement and what do the Lions and the Australian cricket team have in common? ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Hetherington facing suspension for tunnel clash with Mahoney
The Knights forward is facing a one-match ban for the incident, which occurred in the final minutes of Sunday’s loss to the Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
WA premier urges teachers not to strike
The premier said Tuesday’s planned action, which would close more than 80 schools across the state, was unnecessary, and he called for teachers to reconsider. ⌘ Read more
Youths filmed attacking delivery driver in central Sydney
A group of youths were caught on camera attacking a delivery driver in Glebe, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Prolific buyer on The Block sells Hampton East house for $3,245,000, a $1m loss
The vendor owned three houses in the Charming Street neighbourhood, and sold number 22 for a loss after listing it with a published $1 reserve price. ⌘ Read more
Hetherington facing suspension for tunnel clash with Mahoney
The Knights forward is facing a one-match ban for the incident, which occurred in the final minutes of Sunday’s loss to the Bulldogs. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
The knockout audition that set a rising Australian actor on the road to Hollywood
The producers wanted Steve McQueen-grade movie charm. Australian-born actor Hoa Xuande delivered it. ⌘ Read more
Michael Jordan’s race team wins NASCAR race as cars wreck
Tyler Reddick won the Talladega 500 for Michael Jordan and the 23XI Racing team in a chaotic close to the iconic race. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Egypt welcomes return of stolen 3400-year-old King Ramses statue
Egyptian authorities spotted the artefact - stolen decades before - when it was offered for sale in an exhibition in London in 2013. ⌘ Read more
‘Makes my blood boil’: Ricciardo blasts Stroll after Chinese Grand Prix collision
Daniel Ricciardo accused Lance Stroll of not looking where he was going after the Aston Martin driver slammed into the Australian’s car at Sunday’s Chinese Grand Prix. ⌘ Read more
Arj Barker asks mum with baby to leave his show
The popular comedian asked the mother and baby to leave his Saturday night comedy festival show, saying it was for people aged over 15 only and the baby was “disrupting” his performance. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Doorbell camera captures moment driver crashes into child’s birthday party
Neighbour's doorbell camera captures moment suspected drink driver crashes into child's birthday party. ⌘ Read more
Royal photographers on capturing Princess Diana, William, Kate, Harry and Meghan
Royal photographers Zak and Samir Hussein chat about their new Australian exhibition, also featuring photos by their dad Anwar Hussein. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
IndyCar contender’s hopes dashed by bizarre incident
Josef Newgarden’s hopes of winning the Grand Prix of Long Beach were dashed when he got hit by Colton Herta, causing him to stall. ⌘ Read more
Kohli fumes at IPL dismissal
Virat Kohli was left fuming after being given out in an Indian Premier League match despite a high full toss. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more
Man with Jesus Christ tattoo among 12 wanted for questioning over Wakeley riot
Police have released images of 12 men they believe can help with their investigation into the riot that erupted after a bishop was stabbed in an alleged terrorist attack. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Polling shows Labor vote drops to new low; Coalition rift emerges over Dutton’s nuclear plans
Polling shows Labor primary vote drops to new low, rift emerges over Peter Dutton’s nuclear plans and candlelit vigil honours victims of Bondi Junction attack. ⌘ Read more