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Inquest into ramping crisis resumes in Adelaide
A coroner has been shown the faces of Adelaide's ramping crisis as an inquest resumes. ⌘ Read more
WAtoday reveals brand-new look and offerings
Whether you've got five minutes between meetings or are out and about with your mobile, WAtoday will tell you what you need to know, today. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams: Demons leave out Brown
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
Family of eight sleep in tent while waiting for home
A young Queensland family of eight has been left sleeping in a tent, waiting more than six months for a home after their last lease ended. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day double demerits come into effect
Double demerits for Anzac Day will come into effect from midnight. ⌘ Read more
War dog receives honorary RSL membership
Manic, a 10-year-old army service dog, has been granted an honorary membership at Cronulla RSL. ⌘ Read more
Out-of-contract young star re-signs with the Cats
Geelong have re-signed the first of their out-of-contract young stars, with speedy midfielder Max Holmes committing to the Cats for four more years. ⌘ Read more
Truck driver pleads not guilty over Exford school bus crash
Jamie Gleeson, 50, will face a jury over seven counts of dangerous driving causing serious injury following the May 2023 collision with a bus carrying 45 children west of Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Trainers charged over horses testing positive to breast cancer drug
After a 12-month investigation, Racing Victoria stewards have laid charges against the trainers of five different stables over positive tests to a breast cancer drug. ⌘ Read more
Does polyamory make you happier? Yes, but there may be a throuple of hurdles
Many who try polyamory feel they gain substantially from the effort. It seems they share more, with more people, and get more out of it. But there are dangers. ⌘ Read more
How do you start a business when somebody else owns your name? Use your nose
Following in the footsteps of other founders who have started over, beauty entrepreneur Jo Malone is striking gold a second time. ⌘ Read more
'Greedy' decision by Gai Vieria's insurance leaves couple rattled six years on from crash
Gai Vieria’s insurance company have slashed her therapy times six years after a police officer crashed into her, laving her with physical disabilities. ⌘ Read more
Insurance claim denied for worker with cancer
A construction worker struck down by cancer and COVID-19 is mounting a legal campaign after his insurance company refused to honour his lost wages. ⌘ Read more
Crown gets green light to run Sydney casino
Crown Sydney has been given the green light to operate its casino three years after it was found unsuitable to operate the venue following money laundering admissions. ⌘ Read more
Unions call for wanding laws amid rise in knife crime
Unions are calling on the NSW government to urgently introduce new laws to allow police to conduct non-invasive knife searches following a surge in stabbings across the state. ⌘ Read more
Trial of former cop accused of murder adjourned until June
The former cop accused of murdering Jesse Baird and Luke Davies has had his case adjourned until June. ⌘ Read more
A-League player Angel Torres charged with rape, stalking and assault
The Colombian player was arrested in Terrigal over the alleged sexual assault of a 21-year-old woman. ⌘ Read more
Minns launches review after Molly Ticehurst’s death
Just weeks before Ticehurst was found dead in a NSW home, the man accused of her alleged murder was released on bail over a series of allegations of sexual assault against her. ⌘ Read more
GWS Giants star Jesse Hogan in the clear on striking charge
Greater Western Sydney spearhead Jesse Hogan is free to take on Brisbane Lions after the Giants overturned his suspension at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
Rescue mission off Queensland coast to save rower
A rescue mission has been launched off the Queensland coast to save an American man rowing from the US to Australia in an attempt to break a world record. ⌘ Read more
‘Thousands’ of Hungry Jack’s staff personal data exposed in internal leak
The burger chain admits that 198 employees received an email attachment containing the personal data of possibly thousands of staff. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Tuesday, April 23
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Zero affordable rentals for low income Australians
Virtually zero rental properties across the country are affordable for low income Australians, according to a charity. ⌘ Read more
Woman in Tesla hit and run facing jail time
A woman who claimed her Tesla was on autopilot when she ploughed into a nurse in Armadale is facing time behind bars. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams: Demons leave out Brown
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
Ellen Sandell the stability choice for ambitious Victorian Greens MPs
Melbourne MP Ellen Sandell is the new leader of the state Greens after Samantha Ratnam stepped down to contest the federal seat of Wills. ⌘ Read more
Government scraps plans to build Melbourne's second injecting room
The Victorian government will not build a second safe injecting room in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Trump criminal trial hears opening statements
Donald Trump's criminal trial has began, with opening statements made to the jury. ⌘ Read more
Anthony Albanese walks Kokoda Track ahead of Anzac Day
Anthony Albanese has begun walking the Kokoda Track ahead of Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Ten wants costs for 'deliberately wicked' Lehrmann case
The battle between Network Ten and Bruce Lehrmann has reignited, now over who will cover the cost for the former Liberal staffer's defamation defeat. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds paddle out at Sydney beach to remember Bondi victims
Hundreds of surfers have held a paddle out at Bondi Beach to honour the victims of this month’s stabbing attack at the nearby Westfield. ⌘ Read more
Allegedly murdered woman’s father ‘angry’ at justice system
The father of Molly Ticehurst, who was allegedly murdered by her ex-partner while he was on bail, has voiced his anger at the justice system. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: WA news on Tuesday, April 23
The latest news from Perth and across WA. ⌘ Read more
‘I did want to go’: Teen sensation on Olyroos snub after Olympic qualifiers disaster
Australian teen sensation Nestory Irankunda has addressed his exclusion from Australia’s squad for this month’s Paris 2024 qualifiers, saying he would have liked the call-up. ⌘ Read more
Selfies, snacks and ceremonies: Albanese sets up camp for night on Kokoda Track
The prime minister received an energy boost along the way from his favourite sweet: a bag of liquorice Black Cats, which he shared with fellow walkers. ⌘ Read more
Trindall left a teammate’s house party at midnight. Ten hours later he was charged by police
Braydon Trindall celebrated the win over the Cowboys on Sunday night by partying with teammates. The next morning he recorded a mid-range alcohol reading and a positive test to an illicit substance. ⌘ Read more
Out-of-contract young star re-signs with the Cats
Geelong have re-signed the first of their out-of-contract young stars, with speedy midfielder Max Holmes committing to the Cats for four more years. ⌘ Read more
Jacinta Allan shows she’s not Andrews but risks her party’s wrath
The premier abandoned Daniel Andrews’ promise to build a second safe injecting room, despite her own faction pushing strongly for it. ⌘ Read more
Mass arrests at university campuses as pro-Palestine protests escalate in US
Crackdowns by police came after Columbia University cancelled in-person classes in response to tent encampments at its New York City campus last week. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Teachers to walk off job over pay deal, pro-Putin councillor survives no-confidence vote
Teachers at WA’s public schools are planning to walk off the job as a pay row with the state government escalates. A deal proposed on Tuesday was labelled “laughable” by the union. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Financially crippled Star gets salt rubbed into its wounds
The NSW casino regulator has given Barangaroo’s Crown Sydney a gold star just as the second public inquiry into Star Entertainment’s culture enters the pointy end of proceedings. ⌘ Read more
‘No decision to be made’: Finucane finally puts himself first and quits the game he loves
After 13 seasons with the Bulldogs, the Storm and the Sharks, Dale Finucane announced his medical retirement at 32 after suffering repeated concussions. ⌘ Read more
Eels hand young half NRL debut, Cleary returns from injury
A string of halves return this week, including Nathan Cleary, Sam Walker and Adam Reynolds, while a handful of young guns will make their debut. ⌘ Read more
‘You’re the chief now’: Lavish welcome for Albanese in Kokoda
Greeted by tribal chants and pounding drums, Albanese arrived in Kokoda Village for an extravagant traditional welcome ceremony before walking the Kokoda Track. ⌘ Read more
Steve Irwin vs Shane Webcke - Lockyer's EPIC training story: QLDER - Ep08
Join Darren Lockyer and host Adam Jackson as they unravel the biggest talking points relating to everything QLDER. Is there a cause for concern for the Maroons squad now that Ponga is out for State of Origin? The Queensland legend believes the Titans' first win of 2024 is on the horizon. How can the Cowboys fix their recent lapse ... ⌘ Read more
Rocca's nine-goal haul on Anzac Day
Remembering Saverio Rocca's nine-goal haul in the 1995 Anzac Day clash. ⌘ Read more
‘We didn’t really know what we were doing’: Brereton returns to Magpies to relive first Anzac Day blockbuster
AFL great Dermott Brereton fronted the Magpies on Tuesday and told of his experience playing on Anzac Day, coming as coach Craig McRae delivered a reminder to his players ahead of the greatest day on the AFL calendar outside the grand final. ⌘ Read more
‘Your chaos and you need to fix it’: Coalition slams Indian student ‘discrimination’**
Opposition education spokeswoman Sarah Henderson said the Albanese government’s migration fix would jeopardise Australia’s relationship with India. ⌘ Read more
Paddle-out by surf clubs honours Bondi stabbing victims
The victims of the Bondi killings are being commemorated in the waters off eastern Sydney. ⌘ Read more
The Star not ready for unsupervised casino licence, chair says
Chair David Foster also says it was the company’s decision to sack Robbie Cooke and not his choice to leave, contradicting an email Cooke sent to 8000 employees last month. ⌘ Read more
Steve Irwin vs Shane Webcke - Lockyer's EPIC showdown story: QLDER - Ep08
Join Darren Lockyer and host Adam Jackson as they unravel the biggest talking points relating to everything QLDER. Is there a cause for concern for the Maroons squad now that Ponga is out for State of Origin? The Queensland legend believes the Titans' first win of 2024 is on the horizon. How can the Cowboys fix their recent lapse ... ⌘ Read more
War dog receives honorary RSL membership
Manic, a 10-year-old army service dog, has been granted an honorary membership at Cronulla RSL. ⌘ Read more
Musk v Albanese: How Sydney stabbing sparked a censorship debate
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Elon Musk of choosing “ego and showing violence” over common sense as the X owner argues taking the videos down globally is censorship. ⌘ Read more
Deadly floods swamp the ‘factory floor of the world’**
The floods in Guangdong province were caused by intense convective storms that started last week and are expected to last until the end of the month. ⌘ Read more
Aussies urged to get flu vaccine as infections surge
Flu season is looming once again and Australians have been urged to get their annual jab as the virus surges. ⌘ Read more
Allegedly murdered woman’s father ‘angry’ at justice system
The father of Molly Ticehurst, who was allegedly murdered by her ex-partner while he was on bail, has voiced his anger at the justice system. ⌘ Read more
Military helicopter crash kills 10 people in Malaysia
Two military helicopters have crashed mid-air in Malaysia, killing 10 people. ⌘ Read more
Unions call for wanding laws amid rise in knife crime
Unions are calling on the NSW government to urgently introduce new laws to allow police to conduct non-invasive knife searches following a surge in stabbings across the state. ⌘ Read more
Memorial for Bondi stabbing victim Jade Young
Friends and family of Bondi stabbing victim Jade Young have gathered at Sydney's Botanic Gardens today to farewell the mother of two. ⌘ Read more
The other San Juan
On the border of Canada and the United is an island of natural beauty, interesting history and incredible wildlife. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Teachers to walk off job over pay deal, pro-Putin councillor survives no-confidence vote
Teachers at WA’s public schools are planning to walk off the job as a pay row with the state government escalates. A deal proposed on Tuesday was labelled “laughable” by the union. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
‘The sky became three stars richer’: Father recalls losing his family in deliberate car fire
James Swan Palakamannil sobbed as he recalled the night his nurse wife Jasmine took the lives of his two treasured young girls in a fatal act of family violence. ⌘ Read more
Aussie teen makes skateboarding history
Aussie teen Arisa Trew made skateboarding history by becoming the first female to land a 720 in competition. ⌘ Read more
Seven wonders within… The Baths of Caracalla, Rome
Here’s an archaeological site with all the beauty, history and scale of Rome’s most famous attractions, yet with a tiny fraction of the crowds. ⌘ Read more
Can babies and live comedy ever mix? We asked a bunch of comedians
Arj Barker asked a woman and her baby to leave his show. Would others have done the same? ⌘ Read more
Lakers stunned by insane buzzer-beater
Jamal Murray hit an insane buzzer-beater to down the Lakers in the NBA Playoffs. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s winner-takes-all political games; Wholesale electricity prices down
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Season-ending blow for Reds could force Wallabies rethink
A Wallabies star is now set to miss the rest of the season, and likely the July Test campaign. Amid a poaching raid, could this affect his next move? ⌘ Read more
‘Fear and embarrassment’: Wally Lewis opens up on CTE experience
The rugby league Immortal has spoken about his diagnosis and called on the government to invest more in research into the neurodegenerative condition. ⌘ Read more
This is one of the world’s few luxury hotels that deserves its icon status
A stay at this impeccable property is a unique experience steeped in history and indulgence. ⌘ Read more
A slick bistro (from young guns) opens in a cute West End shop
They’ve worked at Gerard’s, Essa, Pilloni and Bar Romantica. Now they’re on their own with eye-catching food and a killer globe-trotting wine list. ⌘ Read more
This gripping Australian expose should come with a horror warning on the cover
Anne Manne reveals the depravity and cruelty within the Newcastle Anglican diocese. ⌘ Read more
The brutal reason the folks who’ve bought into Sirius are so lucky
It was built to last. And that’s unlike the housing we’ve seen go up in the last 20 years. Sirius will stand forever. No cracks, except in the social fabric. ⌘ Read more
Musk vs Albanese: How Sydney stabbing sparked a censorship debate
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Elon Musk of choosing “ego and showing violence” over common sense as the X owner argues taking the videos down globally is censorship. ⌘ Read more
Rozelle interchange ‘hotspots’ were known 16 months before opening
Senior managers from toll road operator Transurban have told an inquiry that the analysis was shared with the previous Coalition government. ⌘ Read more
Trindall floats ball over for special try
Nico Hynes, to Braydon Trindall helped set up Sione Katoa to score a perfect try for the Sharks on the breakaway. ⌘ Read more
Mass arrests at university campuses as pro-Palestine protests escalate in US
Crackdowns by police came after Columbia University cancelled in-person classes in response to tent encampments at its New York City campus last week. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, April 24, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
‘Overworked, underpaid and fed up’: Why thousands of WA teachers walked off the job
About 8000 teachers marched from Optus Stadium on Tuesday, joined by thousands more in the regions and even more watching the rally online. ⌘ Read more
Marsh managing hamstring injury
Mitchell Marsh has been ruled out of the remainder of the IPL season with a hamstring injury. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s winner-takes-all political games; Wholesale electricity prices down
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
New Greens leader vows to continue housing fight, target more state seats
Melbourne MP Ellen Sandell is the new leader of the Victorian Greens after Samantha Ratnam stepped down to campaign to win the federal seat of Wills. ⌘ Read more
Sharks player Trindall charged with DUI, awaiting cocaine test results
Trindall was tested on Monday morning, just hours after his team’s victory over the Cowboys, and was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol with an expired licence. ⌘ Read more
Sharks player Trindall charged with DUI, awaiting cocaine test results
Trindall was tested on Monday morning, just hours after his team’s victory over the Cowboys, and was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol with a suspended licence. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Teachers to walk off job over pay deal, pro-Putin councillor survives no-confidence vote
Teachers at WA’s public schools are planning to walk off the job as a pay row with the state government escalates. A deal proposed on Tuesday was labelled “laughable” by the union. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s winner-takes-all political games; Wholesale electricity prices down
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
New Greens leader vows to continue housing fight, targets more state seats
Melbourne MP Ellen Sandell is the new leader of the Victorian Greens after Samantha Ratnam stepped down to campaign to win the federal seat of Wills. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race tips and preview for Newcastle on Wednesday
Sydney’s midweek meeting heads up the freeway with eight races programmed for Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Doncaster Mile winner booked in for busy Newcastle schedule
Doncaster Mile-winning jockey Tyler Schiller has a strong book of seven rides awaiting at Wednesday’s Newcastle meeting, headed by last-start winner Inquisitive Legend. ⌘ Read more
Marsh managing hamstring injury
Mitchell Marsh has been ruled out of the remainder of the IPL season with a hamstring injury. ⌘ Read more
Deadly floods swamp the ‘factory floor of the world’**
The floods in Guangdong province were caused by intense convective storms that started last week and are expected to last until the end of the month. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s winner-takes-all political games; Wholesale electricity prices down
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Treasurer open to running budget deficits; e-Safety watchdog gets injunction against X over videos
Treasurer Jim Chalmers is open to running budget deficits, the e-Safety watchdog wins court bid against X over Sydney stabbing videos and electricity prices are down. ⌘ Read more
Finucane announces NRL retirement
Sharks veteran Dale Finucane has been forced into an immediate medical retirement due to repeated head knocks. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Teachers to walk off job over pay deal, pro-Putin councillor survives no-confidence vote
Teachers at WA’s public schools are planning to walk off the job as a pay row with the state government escalates. A deal proposed on Tuesday was labelled “laughable” by the union. Follow our live coverage. ⌘ Read more
Aussie champion de Rozario wins Sydney Marathon
Madison de Rozario won the 2023 Sydney Marathon women's wheelchair event. ⌘ Read more
Australia has a new astronaut. But what would it take to get her to space?**
Katherine Bennell-Pegg has become the first person to train as an astronaut under the Australian flag. ⌘ Read more
ASX climbs as Wall Street gains in busy earnings week; gold declines
The Australian sharemarket traded stronger on Tuesday after US stocks rebounded from last week’s selloff as worries over a wider Middle East conflict eased. ⌘ Read more
‘You’re the chief now’: Lavish welcome for Albanese in Kokoda
Greeted by tribal chants and pounding drums, Albanese arrived in Kokoda Village for an extravagant traditional welcome ceremony before walking the Kokoda Track. ⌘ Read more
Grieving parents fight Canning Vale road-rage killer’s early release
Aya Hishmeh, 26, mowed down a group of boys with her car – killing one and injuring others – in a crime that shocked Perth. Now she is facing the parole board. ⌘ Read more