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LeBron storms out of press conference
LeBron James lamented the officiating across the NBA after his side's close loss to Denver. ⌘ Read more
Judge tells Trump lawyer he is ‘losing all credibility’ in hush money trial
“You’ve presented nothing,” the judge told Trump’s attorney who sought to argue the ex-president was responding to online criticism. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Elon Musk labels Jacqui Lambie ‘enemy of the people’ amid social media furore; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race tips and preview for Newcastle on Wednesday
Sydney’s midweek meeting heads up the freeway with eight races programmed for Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
King abdicates responsibility for PEP11 offshore gas project
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said his government would “rule out PEP11” in the 2022 election campaign but has not acted on the issue since coming to power. ⌘ Read more
Bodies found in search for missing kayakers
US authorities searching for a pair of missing Canadians have recovered two bodies. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Luxury retail giant sues Queen’s Wharf; Brisbane house prices hit record high
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Units destroyed by fire at Doonside in Sydney's west
A fire at a row of townhouses at Doonside in Sydney's west has destroyed several units. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Elon Musk labels Jacqui Lambie ‘enemy of the people’ amid social media furore; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Luxury retail giant sues Queen’s Wharf; Brisbane house prices hit record high
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Elon Musk labels Jacqui Lambie ‘enemy of the people’ amid social media furore; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Stoinis stuns IPL with century
Australian batter Marcus Stoinis set the Indian Premier League alight with a blistering century. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
NBA star's brother allegedly punches fan
The NBA is investigating claims one of Nikola Jokic's brothers punched a rival fan following a wild playoff game. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Holmes signs on with Cats
Geelong young gun Max Holmes has inked a fresh contract extension with the Cats. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Former Bulldog launches legal case against club
Former Bulldogs player Jackson Topine has been revealed as the person suing the NRL club over his treatment. ⌘ Read more
NSW Premier Chris Minns launches review into alleged murder of young mum
NSW government announces a review into the alleged murder of young mother Molly Ticehurst. ⌘ Read more
First witness in Donald Trump's criminal trial describes 'catch and kill' scheme
Court told former media boss was Donald Trump's 'eyes and ears' during presidential campaign. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump is owed an extra $1.5b worth of shares in Truth Social
The former US president’s sizable stake in his social media company is set to jump even more as he’s rewarded with additional shares in its parent company. But he can’t sell any of them for months. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media; Australians hit by tax surge
The Coalition is pushing for compulsory age limits for social media sites, Australians are hit by more taxes and visa crackdown could hurt bilateral relations. ⌘ Read more
ASX to rise ahead of inflation data as Big Tech boosts Wall Street; Tesla jumps
The Australian sharemarket is expected to extend its gains this morning as investors await the release of the latest inflation figures to guide their bets on the Reserve Bank’s next interest rate moves. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Luxury retail giant sues Queen’s Wharf; Brisbane house prices hit record high
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Spears taken by Captain James Cook returned to indigenous community
Traditional owners reclaim spears taken by Captain Cook during first his contact with Australia. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Wednesday April 24
National weather forecast for Wednesday April 24 ⌘ Read more
NSW Premier Chris Minns launches review into alleged murder of young mum
NSW government announces a review into the alleged murder of young mother Molly Ticehurst. ⌘ Read more
First witness in Donald Trump's criminal trial describes 'catch and kill' scheme
Court told former media boss was Donald Trump's 'eyes and ears' during presidential campaign. ⌘ Read more
‘First point of contact’: After more than 250 years, Aboriginal spears taken by James Cook return home
The Gweagal spears were taken in 1770 when the Endeavour arrived at Botany Bay in the first meeting between the British and the Indigenous Gweagal people of Kamay. ⌘ Read more
Why Parramatta’s woes run deeper than just a drubbing in Darwin
All the focus is on Brad Arthur and the Eels’ position on the NRL ladder, but things aren’t looking rosy under the surface either. ⌘ Read more
‘Infiltrators’: Indian PM Narendra Modi accused of using hate speech against Muslims
Critics of the prime minister — an avowed Hindu nationalist — say India’s tradition of diversity and secularism has come under attack since his party won power a decade ago. ⌘ Read more
Singer Martha on what it’s like to be a Wainwright: ‘we talk, yell, cry it out or whatever’**
After her revealing memoir about her famous musical family, singer Martha Wainwright brings her disarming candour to Australian stages in May. ⌘ Read more
Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt all fizzle and no sizzle in The Fall Guy
A critic quoted on the poster says this is “a ridiculously fun movie”. Yes, The Fall Guy is ridiculous. But fun? Not from where I was sitting. ⌘ Read more
How Stephen Fry ended up hosting the Australian version of Jeopardy!
The popular quiz-show relies on quick-fire answers, though in person the polymath writer, actor and comedian relishes the art of conversation. ⌘ Read more
I just got divorced. What should I do with the settlement?**
Port-divorce, it’s best to not rush into any rash financial decisions you could regret later. ⌘ Read more
Why are people inflating their wealth for better aged care?**
Retirees are artificially inflating the value of their assets, in numerous instances borrowing money to get the accommodation of their choice. ⌘ Read more
‘Just didn’t add up’: Could you survive without a car?**
More and more of us are opting to go carless as the cost of owning a vehicle continues to rise. ⌘ Read more
I’m 40, single, and without children. Do I really need a will?**
There’s no reason to put your family through additional drama when you pass away, so it’s best to make up a simple will. ⌘ Read more
‘He lives on in those kids’: Another heartbreaking day for the family of fallen jockey
This time last year, father-of-four Dean Holland was on top of the world. He had nailed a big group 1, was looking to move his family to Hong Kong and was making wedding plans. Then tragedy struck. ⌘ Read more
Mental health behind WA miners’ move towards more even-time FIFO rosters
A study into the mental health of FIFO workers called for them to spend no more than half their time on site. Six years on, WA’s mining sector appears to have listened. ⌘ Read more
This 200kg bomb was designed to inflict maximum damage. Gavin Stevens’ job was defusing it
The bomb was armed with acoustic and seismic detectors, making any noise or vibration deadly. Even worse, attached magnetic devices could detect the metal eyelet of an approaching boot. ⌘ Read more
Read all about it: WAtoday enters a new era
After 16 years’ publishing award-winning local news, WAtoday marks its evolution with brand-new offerings for the people of Perth. ⌘ Read more
Buildings as batteries? For net zero, we need bright spark ideas like this
Office blocks have an important part to play in our efforts to limit further climate change. How? Keep reading. ⌘ Read more
‘Laws may need to change’: Gina Rinehart lashes Facebook over scam ‘inaction’**
Rinehart has conceded a legal overhaul may be the only way to prevent people from being swindled as she lashed social media giant Facebook for its inaction on scam ads and implied the company should foot the bill. ⌘ Read more
Criminals infiltrate the elite taskforce formed to stop drugs landing in Australia
An elite Fijian police unit working with Australia and New Zealand to fight surging drug trafficking in the Pacific may have been compromised by a powerful criminal syndicate. ⌘ Read more
After six years, I still love my job. But people keep telling me it’s time to move on
If you stay in the one place, there’s always a chance you’ll look back and wonder what might have been. ⌘ Read more
‘Unattainable’: Sydney’s median house price hits record high of $1.6 million
The city has recorded five consecutive quarters of house price growth – a streak that surprised experts. ⌘ Read more
I tried the ‘world’s best neck pillow’ and I still didn’t sleep
One reviewer declared this pillow “makes the middle seat feel like first class”, which seems like hyperbole to me. So I tried it for myself. ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines resumes alternative Europe route after 20 years
The move offers an alternative entry point into north-western Europe to the busier, bigger Amsterdam and Paris airports. ⌘ Read more
New Sydney housing targets rattle advocates and developers
Details about the government’s transport development zones have peak community housing groups as well as developers in agreement. ⌘ Read more
‘Buyers are much more cautious’: Melbourne house prices in surprise fall
A few years ago, buyers were snapping up properties sight unseen, but Melbourne’s market has since faced a string of hurdles. ⌘ Read more
Three things I love: St John Ambulance WA paramedic Matt Didcoe
Each week, WAtoday reaches out to the Perth community to find out three things people love the most about our coastal capital. ⌘ Read more
Residents delighted by Caulfield Grammar crackdown on parking parents
School is about to start for the day and all is peaceful in the Glen Iris street adjoining the private school, where new parking restrictions have been imposed. ⌘ Read more
Michael Ondaatje’s ‘little fragments’ that lead to prize-winning work
The award-winning novelist says he’s writing only poetry at the moment and his new collection has an ‘elegiac tone’. ⌘ Read more
From GP to CEO: How this corporate boss brought one skill full circle
Lachlan Henderson was leading a hospital group through a pandemic in the world’s most locked-down city when he got an offer he couldn’t refuse: to return home. ⌘ Read more
Victoria Park could save us $1.1b, so it deserves better than premier’s short shrift
If the costs stack up, and there would be no net loss of green space, then Victoria Park is an absolute no-brainer. ⌘ Read more
Perth house prices have hit a new record high. So what’s your suburb’s value?**
Perth is now the third-cheapest capital to buy a house in, despite prices rising 1.5 per cent in the March quarter. Use our interactive tool to see your suburb’s median. ⌘ Read more
Lowy family-backed consortium pulls out of Double Bay project
The Lowy family-backed Assembly Funds Management and private developer Pallas Group have pulled out of the proposed Cross Street car park project in Sydney’s upmarket Double Bay. ⌘ Read more
Musk’s war with Australia: Coalition pushes compulsory age limits for social media
As Elon Musk provoked worldwide attention for his fight against the Australian take-down order, the Coalition revealed it was in favour of barring young children from digital platforms. ⌘ Read more
GWS star’s words seal his fate at the tribunal; Hogan cleared after strike deemed ‘negligible’**
Toby Greene effectively cooked his own goose at the tribunal when he openly admitted he had braced for impact to protect himself in a marking contest with Carlton’s Jordan Boyd. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 24, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
'Lack of aggression' holding back Cowboys
Darren Lockyer has urged North Queensland's forwards to show more fire after some poor NRL performances. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 24, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams and tips: Demons drop Brown
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
The contestants try not to make Jamie look like a plonker in front of ex-MasterChef ‘legends’**
It’s only night two and we’re already elbow deep in a service challenge. Hopefully they can handle the heat better than chilli-shy judge Andy. ⌘ Read more
How to get a head knock in advertising
While some get cocky over school lunches. ⌘ Read more
GWS star Greene’s one-match ban stands; Hogan cleared after strike deemed ‘negligible’**
Greater Western Sydney captain Toby Greene will miss the Giants’ clash with Brisbane after failing to overturn a rough conduct charge at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
GWS star Greene’s one-match ban stands; Hogan cleared after strike deemed ‘negligible’**
Greater Western Sydney captain Toby Greene will miss the Giants’ clash with Brisbane after failing to overturn a rough conduct charge at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
GWS star Greene’s one-match ban stands; Hogan cleared after strike deemed ‘negligible’**
Greater Western Sydney captain Toby Greene will miss the Giants’ clash with Brisbane after failing to overturn a rough conduct charge at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
GWS star Greene’s one-match ban stands; Hogan cleared after strike deemed ‘negligible’**
Greater Western Sydney captain Toby Greene will miss the Giants’ clash with Brisbane after failing to overturn a rough conduct charge at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
Child scratched by needle at daycare
There was a scare at a Perth daycare centre after a child was scratched by a needle. ⌘ Read more
Global luxury retail giant sues Queen’s Wharf Brisbane before opening
The consortium behind Queen’s Wharf is looking for “new and exciting retailers” amid signs of late changes to the $4 billion mega complex. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of WA teachers walk off the job
About 8000 people rallied as WA teachers took their fight for more pay and better conditions to the streets of Perth. ⌘ Read more
Tributes to woman killed in Perth crash
New details have emerged about a woman killed in a crash north of Perth. ⌘ Read more
Crows forward looks to skipper as he seeks form revival
Adelaide Crow Darcy Fogarty says he'll take a leaf out of Jordan Dawson's book in his quest to turn his form around. ⌘ Read more
The viral candied fruit recipe sending kids to hospital
“It is not just melting the sugar, it is also melting the plastic containers,” one Queensland burns specialist says. “You can just see a disaster coming from that.” ⌘ Read more
‘We owe it to our kids’: The $18m fight from sports paddock to parliament
Rugby league legend Wally Lewis took his traumatic fight to Canberra. All levels of sport are crying for change. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams and tips: Demons drop Brown
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
I was at Arj Barker’s show – here’s what really happened
Readers on the comedy show where a mother and baby were kicked out, and the decision by Jacinta Allan to reject a CBD safe-injecting room. ⌘ Read more
GWS star Hogan cleared after striking charge deemed ‘negligible’**
Greater Western Sydney spearhead Jesse Hogan is free to take on Brisbane Lions after the Giants overturned his suspension at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
Eels stars in support of embattled coach
Parramatta Eels players are backing embattled coach Brad Arthur. ⌘ Read more
Child nearly hit by train in SA
A child has come terrifyingly close to a moving train as it pulled into Gawler Station in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
The longer the war in Gaza goes on, the less safe Australians feel at home
Months of conflict in the Middle East are being felt in Australia, with many people saying the country is suffering more racism and religious intolerance. ⌘ Read more
Big victim or big mouth? Time for Australia to put Elon Musk in his place
At its heart, this case is about Australian sovereignty over a company that has a deep aversion to government authority. ⌘ Read more
‘People are still going to be dying in alleyways’: The lost battle for a second safe injecting room
Saade Melki says the safe injecting room in Richmond stopped him from overdosing. He is shocked that plans to build another one in the city have been abandoned. ⌘ Read more
GWS Giants star Jesse Hogan in the clear on striking charge
Greater Western Sydney spearhead Jesse Hogan is free to take on Brisbane Lions after the Giants overturned his suspension at the tribunal on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
John Curtin, Winston Churchill and the cable that changed the course of Australian history
During World War II, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill ordered Australian troops to defend Britain’s colonial interests. Australian leader John Curtin had other ideas. ⌘ Read more
‘Omnishambles’ caught our attention but its origin might surprise you
Justice Lee’s Lehrmann judgment – and, perhaps, his TV diet – issued a new word into the public’s consciousness. ⌘ Read more
A love letter to Sydney after a mad moment of hate
The photos of all the Bondi Junction victims and heroes in one single viewing pane are a microcosm of all that you do that’s wonderful. ⌘ Read more
King abdicates responsibility for PEP11 offshore gas project
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said his government would “rule out PEP11” in the 2022 election campaign but has not acted on the issue since coming to power. ⌘ Read more
‘It was never about the money’: NSW’s junior doctors win $230m payout
At the end of a 100-hour week, Dr Amireh Fakhouri was too exhausted to drive home. Now she has helped win record backpay for 20,000 colleagues. ⌘ Read more
Spike in nicotine poisoning among preschoolers
Parents are being warned after an alarming spike in nicotine poisoning among preschoolers. ⌘ Read more
Survivor of Plympton stabbing speaks out
Sue Scardigno, the survivor of the Plympton stabbing attack, speaks out with a report into tragedy overdue. ⌘ Read more
Child nearly hit by train in SA
A child has come terrifyingly close to a moving train as it pulled into Gawler Station in South Australia. ⌘ Read more