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Why a reluctance to disclose is hurting Queensland’s diversity targets
The Queensland government has failed to reach this diversity target, but it has still raised the bar, with public sector workers happy to disclose anonymously. ⌘ Read more
Dogs players walk out with Aussie boxer
Benjamin Hussain was flanked by a host of Canterbury's biggest stars on the No Limit boxing card. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Tigers taking it up to favoured Demons; ‘Good guy’ defence fails for West Coast
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
ANZAC Day: stopping to feel the fear and imagine the horror
Readers discuss the meaning of Anzac Day and the state government’s decision to not proceed with a safe injecting room in Melbourne’s CBD. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Tigers taking it up to favoured Demons; ‘Good guy’ defence fails for West Coast
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
‘No one leave’: Police called to chaotic council meeting as CEO suspended
Union members refused to vacate the chamber when Liverpool’s Liberal mayor Ned Mannoun called a closed session to debate the future of chief executive John Ajaka, a former Liberal MP. ⌘ Read more
Crowds begin to gather in Gallipoli ahead of Anzac Day
Crowds are starting to build in Gallipoli ahead of the Anzac Day dawn service, 109 years since the first landing. ⌘ Read more
Australian, Papa New Guinea PMs takes on Kokoda Track
Anthony Albanese and James Marape have walked in the footsteps of the Anzacs on the Kokoda Track. ⌘ Read more
Used car odometer tampering makes resurgence
Hundreds of complaints have been filed over odometer tampering since a NSW government crackdown, with the used car trick making a resurgence thanks to new technology. ⌘ Read more
Tabloid publisher pledged to be Trump's 'eyes and ears'
Donald Trump's criminal trial has heard from a veteran tabloid publisher who pledged to be Trump's "eyes and ears" during the 2016 presidential campaign. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Tigers taking it up to favoured Demons; ‘Good guy’ defence fails for West Coast
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Townhouse gutted by fire after neighbours threatened with gun
A man was arrested after he allegedly threatened residents of a housing complex, where a unit went up in flames. ⌘ Read more
Chalmers’ high-wire act just got harder
For two years, the Reserve Bank has been talking about negotiating a narrow economic path. But inflation is buried deep in parts of the economy. ⌘ Read more
Australian and Papa New Guinea Prime Minster’s takes on Kokoda track
Anthony Albanese and James Marape have walked in the footsteps of the Anzacs on the Kokoda track. ⌘ Read more
Olympians bumped off Sydney tracks for school carnivals before Paris
Less than 100 days before competing in Paris, Sydney-based Olympians have been forced to move to Japan to get regular track time ahead of Paris. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne, underway at the MCG; ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Geelong free agent to spurn rival Victorian clubs for long deal at ‘the Cattery’**
Geelong free agent Jack Henry is close to coming to terms with the Cats on a long-term contract, after strong interest from rival clubs, headed by North Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Nicks admits Crows have ‘regressed’**
Matthew Nicks admits the Crows have regressed this season with his side struggling to handle the weight of expectation. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne, underway at the MCG; ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne, underway at the MCG; ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Nicks admits Crows have ‘regressed’**
Matthew Nicks admits the Crows have regressed this season with his side struggling to handle the weight of expectation. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne, underway at the MCG; ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Private school students were asked what they’d eaten for breakfast. Later that day, they were scored
A study quizzed students about the nutritional quality of their breakfast and then made them sit a test later in the day. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne; ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Topine seeking $4m from Bulldogs
Former Bulldogs player Jackson Topine has launched legal action against the club in relation to a punishment he received for being late to training. ⌘ Read more
Topine calls on former teammates to back $4 million claim
Some of the players at the Bulldogs wrestling session in which Jackson Topine was used as “shark bait” are expected to testify if the case goes to a hearing. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne; ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Used car trick of odometer tampering makes a resurgence thanks to new technology
Hundreds of complaints have been filed over odometer tampering since a NSW government crackdown, with the used car trick making a resurgence thanks to new technology. ⌘ Read more
Ramping inquest continues in South Australia
The health minister insists he's not playing politics as a landmark inquest continues into the deaths of three South Australians. ⌘ Read more
Median Adelaide house price soars
Adelaide's median house price has soared above $900,000 for the first time. ⌘ Read more
Fire destroys Adelaide family home
An Aberfoyle Park family is without a home after a devastating blaze destroyed everything they own. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal; Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Steven Miles defends private plane flights
Queensland Premier Steven Miles has defended the cost to the taxpayer of private jet flights. ⌘ Read more
‘I bought an abandoned house’: How home renos became the new domain for influencers
While most people in their 20s are struggling to pay rent, a cohort of A-list influencers are ditching make-up and skincare collabs in favour of a new, more lucrative domain. ⌘ Read more
Curious about how well your body is ageing? Try the sit-to-stand test
For older people, this simple exercise is the best way to measure how much physical power you have. ⌘ Read more
Why Goyder survived even though his climate plan was panned
For large investors such as pension and superannuation funds, a vote against what climate activists and experts and some shareholders believe is a vague and feeble plan to reduce emissions in line with the Paris Agreement is a no-brainer. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: WA news on Wednesday, April 24
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal; Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Homes locked down during Gold Coast siege
A frightening siege unfolded on the Gold Coast, forcing the lockdown of several nearby homes. ⌘ Read more
Gold Coast sewage spill to be investigated
Queensland's Environment Department is set to investigate a major sewage spill on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
‘Unacceptable risk to the people’: Teens arrested in counter-terror raids
Seven teenagers alleged to adhere to a “religiously motivated violent extremist ideology” have been arrested as part of the investigation into the alleged stabbing attack at a Wakeley church by a 16-year-old boy. ⌘ Read more
Crowds begin to gather in Gallipoli ahead of ANZAC day
Crowds are starting to build in Gallipoli ahead of the ANZAC day dawn service - 109 years since the first landing. ⌘ Read more
Criminal trial hears from tabloid publisher who pledged to be trumps “eyes and ears”**
Donald Trump's criminal trial has heard from a veteran tabloid publisher who pledged to be Trump's "eyes and ears" during the 2016 presidential campaign. ⌘ Read more
Mud, sweat and birthday cake for prime ministers on Kokoda’s hell climb to Isurava
Albanese said the thing that had most struck him along the walk was the formidable conditions Australian and PNG soldiers encountered in the jungle during the war. ⌘ Read more
Australian and Papa New Guinea Prime Minster’s takes on Kokoda track
Anthony Albanese and James Marape have walked in the footsteps of the Anzacs on the Kokoda track. ⌘ Read more
Inflation eases, but not enough for early rate cut
Inflation has continued to ease, dropping from 4.1 per cent in December to 3.6 per cent in March. ⌘ Read more
Townhouse gutted by fire after neighbours threated with gun
A man was arrested overnight after he allegedly threatened residents of a housing complex, where a unit went up in flames this morning. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams and tips: Wright straight back for Bombers
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal; Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Calls for bail reform following murder
There have been calls for bail law reforms as another woman was killed, allegedly by an ex-partner. ⌘ Read more
Lisa Wilkinson and Ten at loggerheads over Lehrmann costs
High-profile presenter Lisa Wilkinson is locked in a fresh fight with Ten over her million-dollar legal costs of defending Bruce Lehrmann’s failed defamation suit. ⌘ Read more
Mental Health Australia chair quits in despair at government inaction
Matt Berriman resigned from the peak body, citing frustration with the federal government. It will intensify scrutiny on Labor’s dedication to mental health. ⌘ Read more
Mud, sweat and birthday cake for prime ministers on Kokoda’s hell climb to Isurava
Albanese said the thing that had most struck him along the walk was the formidable conditions Australian and PNG soldiers encountered in the jungle during the war. ⌘ Read more
For crying out loud, the theatre is no place for a baby
If I have paid a high price for a ticket to an evening show, screaming children are not part of the deal. It’s not fair to the other members of the audience or the performers. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams and tips: Wright straight back for Bombers
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will turn out as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal; Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Woodside’s own shareholders reject its climate plan; Major Perth builder collapses
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Wednesday, April 24
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Couple tied up in Donvale home invasion
A couple in their 60s have been tied up and held at knife-point during a terrifying home invasion in Donvale. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: ‘Good guy’ defence falls flat for Eagles at tribunal; Richmond big outsiders against Melbourne
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Homicide detectives investigating woman's death in Cobram
Homicide squad detectives are investigating after a woman was found dead in Victoria's north. ⌘ Read more
Man who was found not guilty of toddler killing arrested over death of Cobram woman
John Torney, who was found not guilty of killing a toddler in 2015, has been arrested over the death of Emma Bates in Cobram. ⌘ Read more
Bail authority previously ignored changes for sexual assault offences
Chris Minns has asked a top lawyer for legal advice regarding potential changes to the Bail Act after Molly Ticehurst was allegedly murdered by her ex-partner. ⌘ Read more
Sargent signs up star rider McDonald for peaking stayer
Trainer John Sargent had no hesitation in snapping up champion jockey James McDonald for the ride on honest stayer Casual Connection at Kensington on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Kensington on Thursday
All you need to know to pick a few winners from Thursday’s eight-race card. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed bishop backs Musk in fight to keep church attack footage online
In the lead up to a Federal Court hearing on May 10, Bishop Mar Mari Emanuel has provided X with an affidavit supporting the images remaining on the platform. ⌘ Read more
Trial begins for Perth man accused of bludgeoning pregnant lover to death
A man accused of bludgeoning the mother of his unborn baby to death with a hammer allegedly killed her because she would not have an abortion, a jury has heard. ⌘ Read more
ASX pares back gains on sticky inflation data
The Australian sharemarket forfeited all of its gains on Wednesday as the latest inflation figures dampened expectations of interest rate cuts. ⌘ Read more
Man who was found not guilty of toddler killing arrested over death of Cobram woman
John Torney, who was found not guilty of killing a toddler in 2015, has been arrested over the death of Emma Bates in Cobram. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Woodside’s own shareholders reject its climate plan; Major Perth builder collapses
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Man who hid dead toddler in a roof arrested over death of Cobram woman
John Torney, who was found not guilty of killing a toddler in 2015, has been arrested over the death of Emma Bates in Cobram. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day eve LIVE: Barrass ‘good guy’ defence fails at tribunal; Richmond and Melbourne to face at MCG
Richmond and Melbourne clash in what is a vital round seven match for both sides to launch the Anzac Day weekend of footy. ⌘ Read more
Man who hid dead toddler in a roof arrested over death of Cobram woman
John Torney, who was found not guilty of killing a toddler in 2015, has been arrested over the death of Emma Bates in Cobram. ⌘ Read more
Gus dares Sharks to replicate demolition on Top 8 sides: Six Tackles with Gus - Ep10
Gus labels the Sharks as 'rugby league perfection', and challenges them to replicate their form against the big teams. Kalyn Ponga and Jamal Fogarty are on the sidelines for an extended period of time - can the Knights and Raiders cope without them? After Sunday’s tunnel scuffle between Reed Mahoney and J ... ⌘ Read more
Chance of rate cuts dims as rents, education costs soar
Economists said the lift in quarterly inflation means any interest rate cuts are now likely to start in November or later. ⌘ Read more
Chaos, paranoia and overreaction: Robbie Cooke’s tortured Star turn
Former CEO Robbie Cooke thought he had all the experience needed to rescue Star Entertainment, but his career gamble has led to a spectacular bust. ⌘ Read more
Roosters coach's staunch Tedesco defence
Trent Robinson has come out to defend under-fire Roosters captain James Tedesco. ⌘ Read more
Two Australians had ringside seats to Trump’s 2016 ‘catch and kill’ plot
One of them is still grappling with feelings of guilt over what is now alleged to have been a successful attempt at election interference. ⌘ Read more
Souths receive dual boost for Anzac Day
Jason Demetriou has welcomed back assistant coach David Furner, as well as two key Rabbitohs players. ⌘ Read more
Calls for bail reform following murder
There have been calls for bail law reforms as another woman was killed, allegedly by an ex-partner. ⌘ Read more
Homicide detectives investigating woman's death in Cobram
Homicide squad detectives are investigating after a woman was found dead in Victoria's north. ⌘ Read more
Personal data of ‘thousands’ of Hungry Jack’s staff exposed in internal leak
The burger chain admits that 198 employees received an email attachment containing the personal data of possibly thousands of staff. ⌘ Read more
Calls for bail reform following murder
There have been calls for bail law reforms as another women was killed, allegedly by an ex-partner. ⌘ Read more
League legend Terry Hill dies
Champion rugby league player of the 90s Terry Hill has died of a suspected heart attack in the Philippines. ⌘ Read more
How a ‘four-leaf clover’ analogy helped Darren Weir beat corruption charge
Darren Weir was back before the Victoria Racing Tribunal on Wednesday as the verdict was delivered on three corruption charges. ⌘ Read more
How a ‘four-leaf clover’ analogy helped Darren Weir beat corruption charge
Darren Weir was back before the Victoria Racing Tribunal on Wednesday as the verdict was delivered on three corruption charges. ⌘ Read more
Elderly mother blasts ‘selfish’ driver who killed nurse
The other driver admitted to killing the 49-year-old when he drove across the centre of the road, deliberately crashing into her car travelling in the opposite direction. ⌘ Read more
Legends disagree over 'embarrassing' tunnel fight: Freddy & the Eighth - Ep09
Brad Fittler and Andrew Johns butt heads over the punch on debate, but both legends agree that the niggling antics in modern-day footy is an ‘embarrassment’ to the sport. The boys breakdown what is the true problem with the Parramatta Eels and are joined by a Trbojevich. Why Reece Walsh is a marketer’s dream and has a ... ⌘ Read more
‘Unacceptable risk to the people’: Teens arrested in counter terror raids
Seven teenagers alleged to adhere to a “religiously motivated violent extremist ideology” have been arrested in raids that are part of the investigation into the alleged stabbing attack at a Wakeley church by a 16-year-old boy. ⌘ Read more
The Star’s ex-CEO defends ‘controversial’ conduct before second inquiry
The Star’s former boss Robbie Cooke has defended his tenure at the helm of the struggling casino giant as an inquiry weighs its future. ⌘ Read more
Accused killer Daniel Billings at a boxing tournament
Billings is accused of killing Molly Ticehurst at her home in Forbes, NSW. ⌘ Read more
Seven youths arrested as part of ongoing investigation into alleged terror attack
Seven youths have been arrested across south-west Sydney as investigations into an alleged terror attack at a Sydney church continue. ⌘ Read more
10 beaut places open today for your Anzac Day coffee and pastry fix
Of course, surcharges will apply, but it will be worth it for that sweet, sweet caffeine (and cake) hit. ⌘ Read more
Biggest climate revolt rocks Woodside as investors turn up heat on emissions
Australia’s largest oil and gas company has been hit with an unprecedented investor uprising demanding greater action on climate change. ⌘ Read more
Critics aren’t loving Taylor Swift’s new album. Does it matter?**
The pop star is used to critical acclaim, which The Tortured Poets Department isn’t receiving. How could it impact her career? ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Major Perth builder collapses; Young man dies at WA mine site; Woodside’s climate plan rejected
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
There’s salary cap relief in ‘Brayshaw Ruling’ but more risk attached to long-term deals
The AFL is close to developing a model for how the wages of players medically retired due to concussion will be included in the salary cap. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed bishop backs Elon Musk in fight to air church attack footage
Ahead of the full Federal Court hearing on May 10, Bishop Mar Mari Emanuel has provided X with an affidavit supporting the images remaining on the platform. ⌘ Read more
Catherine releases new photo of Prince Louis, now 6
The picture was taken by Catherine in Windsor where the Wales family lives. It’s the first one since her Mother’s Day photo was deemed “manipulated” by wire services. ⌘ Read more
Want to prune a tree in your Glen Eira yard? You might soon need a permit
A council in Melbourne’s south-east is considering a new local law that will prohibit residents from cutting or pruning trees in their own property without a permit. ⌘ Read more