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Gardener arrested after man found dead, woman seriously injured
A gardener has been taken into custody after a man was found dead and a woman was found with serious injuries at a home north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Jotham Russell on cusp of NFL dream
Former Broncos squad player Jotham Russell is hoping to get a crack at the NFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Twenty things that will surprise first-time visitors to Brisbane
If you haven’t visited in five years, things have changed. If you haven’t visited in 10 years, things have really changed. Brisbane has finally come of age. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Whales die after four pods become beached in WA's south
Dozens of whales have died after four pods washed up on the shore of a beach in Western Australia's south. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Younger man arrested after man found dead, woman seriously injured north of Brisbane
A 26-year-old has been taken into custody after a man was found dead and a woman was found with serious injuries at a home north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
The Titans take the lead as Fifita goes over just before halftime
With seconds left in the first half, David Fifita powers his way over the line ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
This stirring Arnhem Land festival is among the world’s greatest
The Garma Festival is an invitation to the clans to join in the diplomacy of kinship. It’s also a rare chance to engage with the world’s oldest living culture. ⌘ Read more
Iran’s show of force has demonstrated that Israel is not invincible
This month’s military exchanges between Israel and Iran may have largely been a show of force, but they have sent a number of clear messages about any future conflict. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Brimson goes 30 metres untouched to score over the line
AJ Brimson opens the scoring for the Titans. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Leon opened a draw and found the lost history of his WWII veteran father
Proudly wearing Frans’ service medals at the King’s Park Anzac Day dawn service on Thursday morning Leon can retell his father’s WWII experience in extraordinary detail. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Mass whale beaching in WA; Ben Roberts-Smith spotted at Kings Park dawn service
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Body found at property, police arrest man doing ‘gardening work’**
A 26-year-old man from Boondall has been arrested over the death, with a woman now fighting for life in a Brisbane hospital. ⌘ Read more
The Morning Shift calculates a heartbreaking statistic
The Morning Shift host calculates how many more times the producer is likely to see his mum based off of age and how often he visits her. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day: just the therapy Sydney needed to heal a ‘broken heart’**
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AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Shute Shield racist abuse proven but Easts cleared of code of conduct breach
A Sydney Rugby Union hearing has determined West Harbour players were subject to racial abuse at Woollahra Oval in February. ⌘ Read more
Turuva to join Wests Tigers in 2025
The Panthers winger has knocked back an offer from St George Illawarra and has agreed to terms with the Tigers. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Mass casualties: 160 whales in beach stranding in WA’s south west
More than 100 pilot whales have become stranded on a beach near Dunsborough on Thursday morning. ⌘ Read more
Empty church ignites tension between heritage and housing
The fate of a church in Melbourne’s inner north raises questions about preserving the past and meeting the needs of the community. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Teens face court charged with planning attack after alleged terror cell uncovered
Five young people have faced court, three of whom are accused of planning a terrorist attack, after police swarmed on associates of the alleged Wakeley church stabber. ⌘ Read more
Mass casualties: 160 whales in beach stranding in WA’s south west
More than 100 pilot whales have become stranded on a beach near Dunsborough on Thursday morning. ⌘ Read more
BHP’s clever plan for dealing with Anglo’s poison pills
BHP has approached the embattled Anglo American mining house with an all-scrip offer that would see the group’s most troublesome assets spun off. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Each episode in this tense show serves more doubt. The performances are astonishing
This gripping six-part series starring Robyn Malcolm in a standout role is a messy, morally complex tale. ⌘ Read more
‘Massive surveillance failure’: Fire ant infestation sparks fear of undetected spread
More than 100 nests of potentially deadly fire ants have been discovered on Defence land in the Murray Darling river system. ⌘ Read more
When this play premiered, its actors were arrested for obscenity. Now it’s back
A controversial classic, and a smart contemporary response to it, takes the stage at La Mama in an excellent double bill. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne Rebels’ rescue plan hinges on Rugby Australia legal fight
Administrators for the Melbourne Rebels have green lit a rescue deal put forward by the club’s directors contingent on Rugby Australia handing back the licence, and legal action against the governing body. ⌘ Read more
Malthouse whacks 'stiff' Greene ban
Mick Malthouse believes Toby Greene should have been cleared of his rough conduct charge at the AFL tribunal. ⌘ Read more
Fire ants attack a nest of green ants
Invasive fire ants can injure and kill Australian wildlife, such as koalas, echidnas and turtles, particularly defenceless hatchlings. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Swarming fire ants
Fire ants bites can cause a severe burning sensation that lasts up to an hour and in some instances can cause a fatal anaphylactic shock. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins poach powerhouse ‘Kuli’ from Cowboys on three-year deal
The Dolphins have regenerated their forward pack with the signing of 20-year-old North Queensland second-rower Kulikefu Finefeuiaki on a three-year deal. ⌘ Read more
Arizona charges 18 over 2020 election, including Giuliani and Meadows
“I will not allow American democracy to be undermined,” Democratic state Attorney-General Kris Mayes said. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed bishop takes swipe at those using attack ‘to serve political purposes’**
Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel has uploaded an 11-minute statement to YouTube saying he is not opposed to the video of his church stabbing remaining on social media. ⌘ Read more
Lockyer discusses Ponga's involvement in the Maroons Origin camp
Darren Lockyer says he believes Kalyn Ponga will be a valuable asset for upcoming players in the 2024 Maroons Origin camp. ⌘ Read more
Emma was found dead and beaten. A man was charged – but not with murder
A close relative of Bates, who was found dead at her Cobram home on Tuesday afternoon, said her family had been told murder charges against John Torney were “off the table”. ⌘ Read more
Thousands gather to play two-up
Pubs around the country fill up with punters playing the game that is only legal once a year. ⌘ Read more
US signs off on more military help for Ukraine
United States President Joe Biden has formally signed off on more military help for Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Shute Shield racist abuse proven but Easts cleared of code of conduct breach
A Sydney Rugby Union hearing has determined West Harbour players were subject to racial abuse at Woollahra Oval in February. ⌘ Read more
Thousands march in Anzac Day celebrations
Thousands of Aussies have attended Anzac Day marches across Australia. ⌘ Read more
Family pay tribute after woman's body found inside Victorian home
A family has paid tribute to a woman whose body was found inside her home in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Villers-Bretonneux and Gallipoli preparing to honour Anzacs
Final preparations are underway for this year's dawn service to commemorate Anzac Day at Villers-Bretonneux in France and Gallipoli in Turkey. ⌘ Read more
Bloodied horses run through London in rush hour chaos
Five military horses bolted through the streets of London after breaking free from a nearby training drill. ⌘ Read more
PM gives thanks at PNG Anzac Day memorial
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has acknowledged the help from Papua New Guinea during WWII in his Anzac Day dawn service address. ⌘ Read more
Elderly man found dead, woman seriously injured north of Brisbane
A 26-year-old man from Boondall has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur downs Nadal in Barcelona
Rafael Nadal's first tournament since January lasted only two matches with the Spaniard losing to Alex de Minaur. ⌘ Read more
A plea for help after the heartbreak of Bondi
There’s one thing missing from Westfield Bondi Junction that is making it difficult for people to move on. ⌘ Read more
Zadkovich eyes Roar resurgence after season of turmoil
After securing a two-year contract as head coach, Ruben Zadkovich insists the club can become a powerhouse their long-suffering fans can be proud of. ⌘ Read more
Is there an age when we give up on love?**
I’m now in my 50s and after three decades of engaging in mating, dating and relating, I’m over the drama. And the compromise. And the expectations. Also, the hurt. ⌘ Read more
Moon Dog’s Footscray brewpub to pour first beers after launch debacle
A fire hydrant has stopped the kegs from running at a brewpub set to open on a site many Melburnians hold dear. But the end is in sight. ⌘ Read more
Anthony Kim walked off a golf course 12 years ago a broken man. Now he’s back
In 2012, Kim left a PGA Tour event after the first round and vanished from public life. He faced the battle of his life as the golfing world wondered what had happened to him. ⌘ Read more
Man who allegedly assaulted Emma Bates won’t be charged with murder, family told
A close relative of Bates, who was found dead at her Cobram home on Tuesday afternoon, said her family had been told murder charges against John Torney were “off the table”. ⌘ Read more
Spain’s ‘Mr Handsome’ PM threatens to quit after his wife is accused of corruption
“I need to pause and think,” Pedro Sanchez said adding the seriousness of the attacks against him and his wife merited a measured response. ⌘ Read more
NRL rule changes are messing with players’ minds
In the high-pressure match environment players are struggling to comprehend and understand “policy tweaks” to how the game is officiated. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Mass whale beaching in WA; Spooked passengers abandon Perth flight on tarmac
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
McKinsey faces US criminal probe over opioids work, sources say
McKinsey & Co is under criminal investigation in the United States over allegations that the consulting firm played a key role in fuelling America’s opioid epidemic. ⌘ Read more
Perth's Anzac Day march
The Anzac Day march through Perth's CBD has begun. It honours the more than 62,000 veterans living in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of whales beached in mass stranding in WA’s south west
The mass stranding comes after around 50 pilot whales died off Cheynes Beach in Albany last year, despite desperate efforts from volunteers. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Mass whale beaching in WA; Spooked passengers abandon Perth flight on tarmac
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Published widely in the field of labour economics
Renowned labour economist Peter Riach has died in London on International Women’s Day, at the age of almost 87. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Spooked passengers abandon Perth flight on tarmac; Thousands attend Kings Park service
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne remembers those who served and lost their lives for Australia
About 40,000 Victorians attended the dawn service at the Shrine of Remembrance, while thousands more gathered at Anzac Day events across the state. ⌘ Read more
Bishop Mari Emmanuel's free speech defence of the attack video
The bishop stabbed at Christ the Good Shepherd Church in Sydney on April 15 says he does not want people to use the attack to serve their own interests to control free speech. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Spooked passengers abandon Perth flight on tarmac; Thousands attend Kings Park service
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Thousands gather at Kings Park dawn service; Passenger panic on Perth flight
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Rescue plan to save Melbourne Rebels given green light
Administrators for the Melbourne Rebels have backed a rescue deal to save the Super Rugby club, amid revelations the club had been insolvent since 2018. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
League greats disagree over ‘embarrassing’ tunnel altercation
Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler disagree on Jack Hetherington’s suspension following ugly tunnel incident with Bulldogs hooker Reed Mahoney. ⌘ Read more
Freddy, Joey back Lomax for Origin
Blues legends Andrew Johns and Brad Fittler say Zac Lomax has to make his State of Origin debut. ⌘ Read more
Mother jailed over baby daughter’s drowning in tub
The grandmother of a baby who drowned in an accident has described how she “lost a part” of her life after the seven-month-old girl died. ⌘ Read more
Whether Trump did or didn’t let loose, there’s a whiff of defeat about him
Just when you thought the most buffoonish member of the US right could not get any sillier, he managed to pull it off - and it stinks. ⌘ Read more
I once mocked a star for shirking a contest. I won’t do it again
When a player flinches on the footy field, there’s nowhere to hide. But the old-school approach of humiliation has reached its use-by date. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Anzac Day commemorations at Kings Park; How Perth’s density has changed over the decades; Fear on Perth flight
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
In warning for Trump, Nikki Haley wins almost 17 per cent of Pennsylvania’s primary vote
Haley suspended her campaign last month. She those voters who backed her this week refuse to support Trump in November, it could prove a damaging blow to his prospects for victory. ⌘ Read more
Queenslanders rise in their thousands to honour Anzacs
Queenslanders across the state have gathered to pause and reflect on the contributions of defence personnel and their sacrifice to Australia. ⌘ Read more
10 great cafes open today for your Anzac Day coffee and carb fix
Of course, surcharges will apply, but it will be worth it for that sweet, sweet caffeine (and sandwich) hit. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Anzac Day commemorations at Kings Park; How Perth’s density has changed over the decades
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
BHP weighs potential takeover of Anglo American
BHP, the world’s largest miner, has approached London-listed Anglo American with an offer that could turn into this year’s biggest deal. ⌘ Read more
Teens charged with planning attack after alleged terror cell uncovered
Five young people have been charged and three accused of planning a terrorist attack after police swarmed on associates of the alleged Wakeley church stabber. ⌘ Read more
BHP weighs potential takeover of Anglo American
BHP, the world’s largest miner, is considering buying London-listed Anglo American, people with knowledge of the matter said, in what could rank as this year’s biggest deal. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Bloodied horses run through London in rush hour chaos
Five military horses bolted through the streets of London after breaking free from a nearby training drill. ⌘ Read more
Teens charged with planning attack after alleged terror cell uncovered
Five young people have been charged and three accused of planning a terrorist attack after police swarmed on associates of the alleged Wakeley church stabber. ⌘ Read more
Freddy pays tribute to Terry Hill
Brad Fittler paid tribute to the late Terry Hill, who he played against from a young age. ⌘ Read more
Man stabbed in Brisbane’s south overnight
Police are still searching for the alleged offender, after a man went to the Upper Mt Gravatt police station and reported he had been stabbed about midnight. ⌘ Read more