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This is Jacinta Allan’s Port Arthur moment
If the killings are to stop and women are to be safe in all areas of their lives, governments must be willing to explore stronger measures to mitigate the scourge of male violence. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions rally after Giants jump them in Canberra; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
What Malcolm Tucker phrase is back in the lexicon? Take the Brisbane Times Quiz
Have you been paying attention to the news this week? Find out with our multiple-choice challenge. ⌘ Read more
A screamer, a banana and a monster torp: Breaking down the brilliant moments of Anzac Day draw
Jamie Elliott was still rubbing his eyes in wonder at Bobby Hill’s laser-guided sidewinder of a kick to him in the first quarter when he said this Anzac Day skyscraper of a mark was the best of his career. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions rally after Giants jump them in Canberra; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Roosters and Robinson rediscover their Zen and give tepid Dragons a bath
In recent weeks, Trent Robinson’s usually unflappable demeanor seemed to be slipping. But during his side’s thumping win on Anzac Day, he was, in meditation parlance, back behind the waterfall. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Giants get the jump on Lions in Canberra; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Giants get the jump on Lions in Canberra; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Ex-soap star arrested after he didn’t show up to court to face assault charges
Former Home and Away star Orpheus Pledger – who allegedly absconded from a Melbourne hospital during a court-ordered medical assessment – is back in custody, police said. ⌘ Read more
The harsh measures on the table to stop men killing women
The premier has vowed action on violence against women. This is what is being considered as community anger mounts. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Insolvent since 2018: Melbourne Rebels’ rescue plan hinges on legal fight
Rugby Australia has accused the Melbourne Rebels directors of misusing tax funds forwarded by the national body amid revelations the Super Rugby club had been trading insolvent from at least 2018. ⌘ Read more
Benchmark result for Bombers: A draw in which Essendon won much more
This was Essendon’s greatest test since Brad Scott since took over a club that was divided, if not broken in key respects. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford has missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight the Giants clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Injury woes mount for Port Adelaide
Port Adelaide have been dealt a surprise injury to their ruckman, and a worrying injury to their key defender. ⌘ Read more
Walker shines as rugby-bound Rooster makes Origin case in thrashing of Dragons
A superb display by the Roosters’ No.7 set the stage for a thumping Anzac Day win over the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL and Movember team up to promote mental health
The AFL and Movember have joined forces to help young players and coaches spot and deal with mental health struggles. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ huge test against GWS; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
String of antique thefts hit Adelaide store
An Adelaide antiques store has been hit by two robberies in as many days. ⌘ Read more
‘Like a civil war’: The real Battle of Brisbane that pitted allies against each other
Over two days, American and Australian troops used batons, broken furniture, knives, guns, broken bottles and fists to settle scores. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw; Lions’ huge test against GWS
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Half of Queensland nurses and midwives considering quitting
Nearly half of Queensland's public nurses and midwives could quit in the next year, results of a new poll suggest. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne council proposes ban on tree pruning
A council in Melbourne’s south-east is proposing to ban residents from pruning or cutting down trees in their own yards ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw; Lions’ huge test against GWS
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Digger Eric Flood still serving community at 98
Eric Flood was just a teenager when his platoon stormed the beaches of Borneo, at the tail-end of the Second World War, and the veteran still serves his community. ⌘ Read more
Gardener arrested after man found dead, woman seriously injured
A gardener has been taken into custody after a man was found dead and a woman was found with serious injuries at a home north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after nine-hour police standoff in Brisbane
A knife-wielding man has been arrested after a nine-hour standoff in a north-Brisbane suburb. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons and Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Rock thrown from bridge onto car windscreen
Police are searching for the person who threw a huge rock off a bridge and onto a car windscreen near Geelong in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Tributes for security guard killed in Bondi Junction attack
The family of Faraz Tahir, a security guard killed in the mass stabbing attack in Bondi Junction, has paid tribute to him ahead of a memorial service. ⌘ Read more
Moulin Rouge windmill falls off
The iconic windmill on the front of the Moulin Rouge has fallen off. ⌘ Read more
Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world
Bracket creep and the end of the low- and middle-income offset delivered the biggest tax hike in the developed world as inflation surged, OECD data shows. ⌘ Read more
Is ‘eldest daughter syndrome’ the reason your sister resents you?**
A new social media trend has reignited a discussion about how birth order affects our relationships. But are these theories true? ⌘ Read more
Five charged following counter-terrorism raids
Five teenagers have been charged as part of the counter-terrorism operation following the stabbing of a prominent bishop at a Sydney church. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with assault after woman’s death
The man who was arrested after Emma Bates' death in Cobram has been charged with assault. ⌘ Read more
Police probe home shot at in Sydney
Four people have escaped injury after shots were fired into a home in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Benchmark result for Bombers: A draw in which Essendon won much more
This was Essendon’s greatest test since Brad Scott since over a club that was divided, if not broken in key respects. ⌘ Read more
Crowds form at Gallipoli in honour of Anzacs
A somber ceremony was held in Gallipoli in honour of the Anzacs who lost their lives there 109 years ago. ⌘ Read more
Thousands gather for Anzac Day dawn service
Thousands of Australians have gathered before first light to commemorate the solemn occasion of Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Prime minister honours Anzacs in Papua New Guinea
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese marked Anzac Day in the mountains of Papua New Guinea, remembering the 600 Australians who died on the Kokoda Track. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons and Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Violence crisis demands urgent response
Violence against women is under focus yet again – something that never seems to change. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons and Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dragons v Roosters - Round 8
St. George Illawarra Dragons take on the Sydney Roosters in Round 8 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Allianz Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Rosie Batty urges NSW royal commission into domestic violence
The murder of 28-year-old Molly Ticehurst has shocked the country and leading experts say urgent action is needed to stop family violence. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons and Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons and Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons and Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons, Pies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: History repeats as Dons, Magpies play out stunning Anzac Day draw
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Baker looks to the north after proving best in the west
Bjorn Baker has waited for the winter to continue the rise up the ranks with Wategos and Iknowastar. ⌘ Read more
Dale plots different paths to Scone with Malaboom and Martini Mumma
Matt Dale’s promising filly Martini Mumma will get her first real test in the Highway Handicap at Rosehill on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Another Anzac Day thriller plays out as Dons, Magpies trade goals
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Stage set for another Anzac Day thriller as Dons, Magpies trade goals
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Terror suspect, 14, had Islamic State beheading videos, court told
The boy, who stopped attending school two years ago, was granted bail by the magistrate. Then the prosecutor appealed. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘I like to tram to Gertrude Street’: The restaurants Stephanie Alexander travels near (and far) for
On the 20th anniversary of her Kitchen Garden Foundation, the beloved chef and cookbook author shares her kitchen wisdom and favourite spots to eat out. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Walker awarded 'garden variety' penalty try
Sam Walker was awarded a penalty try late in the first half after he was grabbed at without the ball by Fa'amanu Brown. ⌘ Read more
Thousands support veterans a week after RSL sub-branch venue burnt down
A Victorian community has rallied behind local veterans a week after the Gisborne RSL sub-branch was destroyed by fire. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tamworth on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on cup day. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 as it happened: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Emma Bates was warned about her new neighbour. Then she was found dead and beaten
A devastated Louise Haynes revealed that her kindhearted sister received an ominous letter after John Torney moved to her street in Cobram. ⌘ Read more
Baby Reindeer’s victims pile up as internet sleuths hunt for ‘truth’**
Despite creator and star Richard Gadd’s pleas, viewers of the hit Netflix series continue to try to identify the ‘real’ people involved. ⌘ Read more
ACCC issues warning over Lithium-ion batteries
The Australian Consumer and Competition Commission issued a safety warning after yet another lithium-ion battery fire. ⌘ Read more
Lomax brain fade gifts Roosters the lead
Zac Lomax threw a pass nobody was expecting, which was dropped by Ben Hunt and allowed the Roosters to score a simple try. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Special moment for Pies veteran
Scott Pendlebury notched up disposal 10,000 in unassuming fashion against Essendon. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Su'a puts Dragons on the board
Despite being forced into an early reshuffle, it was the Dragons who got on the board first in the Anzac Day clash against the Roosters through Jaydn Su'a. ⌘ Read more
Suli rocked by first tackle hit
Dragons centre Mosese Suli was ruled out of the remainder of the Anzac Day clash after a head clash with Jared Waerea-Hargreaves off the kickoff. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Warriors v Titans - Round 8
New Zealand Warriors take on the Gold Coast Titans in Round 8 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Go Media Stadium, Auckland. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Mass whale beaching in WA; Ben Roberts-Smith spotted at Kings Park dawn service
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Anzac Day 2024 LIVE updates: Dawn services, two-up across the nation as Australia remembers its Diggers
Australians are attending dawn services across the country and around the world to mark Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Crowd lifts car out of the way of Anzac ceremony
A car that had been parked in the way of an Anzac ceremony was moved thanks to a bit of people power in New Zealand. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Ten undiscovered highlights of Melbourne most visitors miss
You’re probably familiar with the laneways, the restaurants, the events. But some highlights are worth digging a little deeper for. ⌘ Read more
Heartbreak High is a global hit. So why aren’t there more Aussie shows like it?**
Despite the series’ global runaway success, the future of rich, locally produced Australian content remains on a knife edge. ⌘ Read more
Pilot proposes to flight attendant girlfriend in front of passengers
Pilot proposes to flight attendant girlfriend in front of passengers. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Spain’s ‘Mr Handsome’ PM threatens to quit after his wife is accused of corruption
“I need to pause and think,” Pedro Sanchez said adding the seriousness of the attacks against him and his wife merited a measured response. ⌘ Read more
IDF claims it killed half of Hezbollah commanders in southern Lebanon
The two sides appear to be striking deeper and more effectively inside each other’s borders, while disputing their claims. ⌘ Read more
AFL Anzac Day LIVE 2024: Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies
Follow along for all the major moments as Collingwood and Essendon continue their Anzac Day tradition at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Mass casualties: 160 whales in beach stranding in WA’s south west
More than 100 pilot whales have become stranded on a beach near Dunsborough on Thursday morning. ⌘ Read more
NRL Anzac Day LIVE: Roosters v Dragons, Storm v Rabbitohs
Few would have expected the Dragons to head to Allianz Stadium ahead of the Roosters on the ladder, and they can be expected to get up again for the traditional Anzac Day clash. ⌘ Read more
Brimson scores double
AJ Brimson scores his second of the game. ⌘ Read more