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War of worlds between the Albanese government and social media platform X escalates
Elon Musk's social media platform X challenges Australian federal court order over violent material. ⌘ Read more
Former Home and Away star arrested after three-day manhunt
Police have arrested former Home and Away star Orpheus Pledger after a three-day manhunt for allegedly assaulting a woman. ⌘ Read more
Boy charged following alleged Melbourne shopping centre attack
A 17-year-old boy has been charged and granted bail over an alleged stabbing at a Melbourne mall. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt mystery man after shocking daylight sexual assault
A woman was allegedly sexually assaulted in broad daylight while walking down a busy street in Sydney’s inner west. ⌘ Read more
Domestic violence response team bolstered, new hub under state’s $96.4 million funding package
The inter-agency domestic violence response team will operate year-round and a new One Stop Hub will be established for victims as part of a $96.4 million state government package to tackle family violence. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tamworth on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on cup day. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction quashed
New York's highest court has overturned Harvey Weinstein 's 2020 rape conviction. ⌘ Read more
Scott Farquhar to step down as Atlassian co-CEO
After co-founding the software company more than two decades ago, Farquhar will step down to focus on family and philanthropy. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Boy charged following alleged Melbourne shopping centre attack
A 17-year-old boy has been charged and granted bail over an alleged stabbing at a Melbourne mall. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
War of worlds between the Albanese government and social media platform X escalates
Elon Musk's social media platform X challenges Australian federal court order over violent material. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
ASX to open lower as Wall Street falls on weak economic data
Worries about stubbornly high inflation and a slowing economy dragged Wall Street lower overnight, as shares in Facebook’s owner Meta plunged. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction quashed
New York's highest court has overturned Harvey Weinstein 's 2020 rape conviction. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction quashed
New York's highest court has overturned Harvey Weinstein 's 2020 rape conviction. ⌘ Read more
Special moment for Pies veteran
Scott Pendlebury notched up disposal 10,000 in unassuming fashion against Essendon. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction quashed
New York's highest court has overturned Harvey Weinstein 's 2020 rape conviction. ⌘ Read more
Police and baby found after going missing in national park
Police held serious concerns for the welfare of a missing man and a three-month-old baby after they were last seen in a national park south of Sydney. They have since been found. ⌘ Read more
Appeal to help find missing South Sydney father and his three-month-old baby
Police and family hold concerns for the welfare of a missing Sydney father and his baby. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Former Home and Away star arrested after three-day manhunt
Police have arrested former Home and Away star Orpheus Pledger after a three-day manhunt for allegedly assaulting a woman. ⌘ Read more
Australian journalist named as co-conspirator in Trump hush money trial
The bombshell revelations were made during Trump’s historic hush money trial, in which the ex-president has been accused of falsifying records to stop an alleged affair from becoming public. ⌘ Read more
Police search for man, baby last seen in Royal National Park
Police hold serious concerns for the welfare of a missing man and a three-month-old baby after they were last seen in a national park south of Sydney. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Friday April 26
National weather forecast for Friday April 26. ⌘ Read more
AI-generated clip used to frame high school principal with racist remarks, police say
The state’s attorney said the case appears to one of the first of its kind in the US that his office was able to find. ⌘ Read more
War of worlds between the Albanese government and social media platform X escalates
Elon Musk's social media platform X challenges Australian federal court order over violent material. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction quashed
New York's highest court has overturned Harvey Weinstein 's 2020 rape conviction. ⌘ Read more
Appeal to help find missing South Sydney father and his three-month-old baby
Police and family hold concerns for the welfare of a missing Sydney father and his baby. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Gardener charged after man found dead; The real Battle of Brisbane
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Covering the Olympics and the party of the century: Our reporters get behind the scenes of the Games
Life at the Olympics isn’t all beer and skittles. It’s way better than that. ⌘ Read more
Topine was shopped to rival clubs weeks before $4m claim against Bulldogs
Three weeks before it was claimed Jackson Topine was incapable of playing the sport, his agent was spruiking his client’s availability as an off-contract player. ⌘ Read more
UK politics so much funnier than fiction, comedy writer finds it ‘hard to match’**
The Tories are in a spot of bother as the UK heads to an election. A possible catastrophic defeat would be both self-inflicted and richly deserved. ⌘ Read more
The Instagram sensation who’s rewriting art history without the men
With her online following, podcast and bestselling book, Katy Hessel has become an art-world superstar. But she’s not without her critics. ⌘ Read more
Was Juliette Binoche wary about acting with her ex? It’s complicated
The Taste of Things director Tran Anh Hung found his co-stars’ history was a recipe for success. ⌘ Read more
On repeat and au revoir: The 21 seconds of good and bad news for the Waratahs
The high-intensity lead up to one try against the Crusaders perfectly highlighted the value of two NSW veterans - but they’re both departing. ⌘ Read more
I may never eat fish again after reading this new book
James Bradley’s epic non-fiction book Deep Water explores the world’s oceans and our interconnectedness with them. And it may change your thinking about many things. ⌘ Read more
Help, I’m pathetically addicted to loyalty points
Fifty bonus points for slivered almonds I’m never going to use? Sign me up! ⌘ Read more
These maps showed the risk of flooding at Rosehill mini-city
Flood risk evaluations of the Rosehill ‘mini-city’ site show what needs to be considered before 25,000 apartments could be built there. ⌘ Read more
Olivia Molly Rogers married and divorced in the same year. Here’s what she learnt
“I’ve done a lot of work on myself and I’m in a better place knowing the traits I like in a partner,” says the social media influencer and former Miss Universe Australia. ⌘ Read more
Beware of budget spin: Pallas set to pitch poor economy as a win for Victorians
It is difficult to decide which is more worrying – Victoria’s precarious economic position or the government desperately trying to spin a tale of success. ⌘ Read more
The popular NSW tree-change towns where property prices jumped
Once-affordable areas not too far from Sydney are highly sought as families make a move for better value and lifestyle. ⌘ Read more
Tripologist: How should I spend a three-day stopover in Tokyo?**
What are the recommendations for hotels, tours/tour guides, and things to see for first-time visitors? ⌘ Read more
How many more women have to die before we get serious about this epidemic?**
The Herald believes two royal commissions are urgently needed: the first a state-based inquiry into laws and resources, the second a national probe examining the underlying causes driving male attitudes towards women. ⌘ Read more
Victorian tree-change towns where property prices are getting cheaper
There are more opportunities for buyers now than a few years ago in an end to the boom that had pushed prices to unaffordable levels. ⌘ Read more
Big companies dodge spending crunch as small businesses face rising failure risk
Large corporations, including supermarkets, have become more resilient, but smaller retailers are facing greater risk of failure as the consumer spending crunch drags on. ⌘ Read more
Perth GP’s disappearance a mystery as family learn she was never hiking on Bibbulmun Track
Nathalie Casal, 71, told family and friends she was setting off hiking with a group in December last year. Her family now say that was a “white lie” and their mother has not been seen since. ⌘ Read more
McKinsey still a favourite in Canberra despite criminal probe in US
Bad PR for the consulting giant hasn’t stopped bureaucrats in the nation’s capital throwing money at them. ⌘ Read more
A comedian’s advice to his younger self: ‘Get a double bed and be more forward’**
Rhys Nicholson discusses sex education, career death and going full Victorian nanny. ⌘ Read more
My work wants my biometric data. Am I right to feel uncomfortable?**
Given the problem of identity theft in the electronic age and of the growing sophistication of bad digital actors, handing over biometric data can feel iffy. ⌘ Read more
The AFL must adapt or die. Here’s where to start
With a massive broadcast rights deal in the rearview mirror and private equity money pouring into sports worldwide, the time for AFL action is now. ⌘ Read more
Travel quiz: What’s the world’s the largest religious structure?**
Are you an expert traveller? Test your knowledge with the weekly travel quiz. ⌘ Read more
Asia v Europe: Which destination is better for a holiday?**
Which region delivers the most for holidaying Australians when it comes to food, transport, service and spectacular sights? Read on to find out. ⌘ Read more
‘Shortchanging kids’: States demand extra $12b in united front over schools
States are accusing the federal government of shortchanging students as they seek a 5 per cent increase in school funding from the Commonwealth. ⌘ Read more
The charts that prove social media has bigger dangers than Elon Musk’s ego
The argument about the violent terror attack video is urgent and important. But what if the greater danger is slow and insidious? ⌘ Read more
Think airports are boring places? You’re doing it wrong
The announcement came over the PA: “”This is the final boarding call for passengers Victoria and David … Beckham.” I rushed to the gate. ⌘ Read more
Sunburnt seals and penguins? Antarctica’s ozone layer the worst it’s been since 1970s
Seal pups and fledgling penguins could suffer sunburn and skin cancer, and it’s all down to volcanoes and bushfires. ⌘ Read more
Where is Melbourne’s most expensive coffee? Take The Age quiz
How well do you know Melbourne and Victoria? Test your trivia and news knowledge with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein’s 2020 rape conviction overturned by New York top court
The ruling is the second major #MeToo setback in the last two years and reopens a painful chapter in America’s reckoning with sexual misconduct by powerful figures. ⌘ Read more
Keeping a lid on lithium-ion battery fires
Don’t buy a device with a rechargeable battery unless it comes from a reputable brand and seller, and be extra careful when charging e-scooters and e-bikes at home. ⌘ Read more
Inside the plan that could rein in vice chancellor salaries and overhaul uni boards
A new taskforce to police how universities are run will be pitched to state education ministers, as figures reveal the extent of corporatisation of university councils. ⌘ Read more
‘We need this in Melbourne now’: Hatted trattoria opens a more casual and affordable spin-off
You’ll find delicious things on bread, wine at retail prices and recipes from nonna’s repertoire at Alta’s new sibling, Enoteca Zingara. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Friday, April 26
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein’s 2020 rape conviction overturned by New York top court
The ruling is the second major #MeToo setback in the last two years and reopens a painful chapter in America’s reckoning with sexual misconduct by powerful figures. ⌘ Read more
The dark humour helping Kyle Langford get over his missed chance at glory
Both clubs on Thursday night were wrapping their arms around heartbreak kids Langford and Jamie Elliott, who missed opportunities to win the game in the frantic final stages of one of the best Anzac Day clashes between the two sides. ⌘ Read more
Big trouble in the Lions’ den as Giants make statement with punishing win
Brisbane’s stuttering AFL campaign has continued at Manuka Oval, thrashed by a surging GWS outfit to slump to 2-5 for the season. The 2023 grand finalists fell to their biggest loss of the year. ⌘ Read more
The dark humour helping Kyle Langford get over his missed chance at glory
Both clubs on Thursday night were wrapping their arms around heartbreak kids Langford and Jamie Elliott, who missed opportunities to win the game in the frantic final stages of one of the best Anzac Day clashes between the two sides. ⌘ Read more
Big trouble in the Lions’ den as Giants make statement with punishing win
Brisbane’s stuttering AFL campaign has continued at Manuka Oval, thrashed by a surging GWS outfit to slump to 2-5 for the season. The 2023 grand finalists fell to their biggest loss of the year. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 26, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, April 26, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: A statement win by punishing Giants with Lions left to ponder what’s next
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Storm v Rabbitohs - Round 8
Melbourne Storm host South Sydney Rabbitohs in Round 8 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at AAMI Park, Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Munster masterclass, Coates hat-trick piles more misery on Rabbitohs
Three tries for Xavier Coates inspired Melbourne to a thumping Anzac Day win and dropped Souths back to the bottom of the NRL ladder, adding to the pressure on coach Jason Demetriou. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: A statement win by punishing Giants with Lions left to ponder what’s next
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: A statement win by punishing Giants with Lions left to ponder what’s next
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ season hanging by a thread as Giants smash open game with runs of goals
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
Milne binned for Munster tackle
Taane Milne was sent to the sinbin on full time for what Andrew Johns believed was intended only to hurt Cameron Munster ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ season hanging by a thread as Giants smash open game with runs of goals
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ season hanging by a thread as Giants smash open game with runs of goals
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Lions’ season hanging by a thread as Giants find form; A case of history repeating in MCG Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Giants smash open game with runs of goals versus Lions; A case of history repeating in Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
Murray try leads Bunnies surge
Cameron Murray was in the middle of a Rabbitohs surge in the second half, the visitors scoring three tries in 10 minutes in the second half. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: Giants threaten to break open game in Canberra; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: See-sawing GWS-Lions contest in Canberra; History repeats in stunning Anzac Day MCG draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
More than 100 whales freed from WA beach
More than 100 whales have been freed after a mass stranding event in Western Australia that left 28 pilot whales dead. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: See-sawing GWS-Lions contest in Canberra; History repeats in stunning Anzac Day MCG draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
Injury news continues for Tigers
Jacob Hopper is set for a stint on the sidelines with a hamstring injury sustained against Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Turuva to join Wests Tigers
The Penrith production line continues to produce players for other clubs with Sunia Turuva to join the Wests Tigers next season ⌘ Read more
AFL live: See-sawing GWS-Lions contest in Canberra; History repeats in stunning Anzac Day MCG draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more
Stunning Munster kick gives Coates first half hat-trick
A sensational kick from Cameron Munster has set Xavier Coates up to score a first half hat-trick against the Rabbitohs in Melbourne ⌘ Read more
The dark humour helping Kyle Langford get over his missed chance at glory
Both clubs on Thursday night were wrapping their arms around heartbreak kids Langford and Jamie Elliott, who missed opportunities to win the game in the frantic final stages of one of the best Anzac Day clashes between the two sides. ⌘ Read more
Steve’s a gateaux superstar and Lourdes needs a miracle in MasterChef’s first immunity challenge
Sav, Sumeet, Stephen, Snezana and a woman who claims to be called “Lourdes” get the chance to flex their cooking muscles for the season’s first immunity pin. ⌘ Read more
AFL live: See-sawing GWS-Lions contest in Canberra; History repeats after stunning Anzac Day draw
Essendon’s Kyle Langford missed a set shot in the dying stages to ensure the Bombers drew with Collingwood in an Anzac Day classic. Tonight in Canberra GWS Giants clash with Brisbane Lions. ⌘ Read more