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Robinson to become Waratahs' most-capped female player
Taking to the field in the Super Rugby Women's grand final, Emily Robinson will surpass Karen Lambert to become the most-capped NSW Waratahs Woman of all time ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: League’s call on extra time; Saints take on Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 8 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Parramatta Eels at 4 Pines Park
Here we go again, it’s Manly and Parra. The Eagles have been hot and cold, but they’re moving up the ladder. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: League’s call on extra time; Saints take on Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Are university chancellors paid too much, or are they worth it?**
Readers react to draft plan from the federal government that will include scrutiny of the salaries paid to university vice chancellors. ⌘ Read more
Struggling Crusaders burst back into life
The struggling Crusaders burst back into life with a try to Cullen Grace. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: League’s call on extra time; Saints take on Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Gardener charged with murder appears in court
A gardener has been charged with one count of murder and one count of attempted murder after a much-loved grandfather was left dead and his wife fighting for life. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: League’s call on extra time; Saints take on Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams and tips: Hawthorn bolstered by Day’s return
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will go as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: League’s call on extra time; Saints take on Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Homeless accommodation turned into AFP training facility
A proposal to turn the 500 bed Pinkenba facility into short term accommodation for the homeless has been handed to the Federal Police. ⌘ Read more
Future details of LIV Adelaide under discussion
LIV has returned to Adelaide while government sources discuss changes to the tournament. ⌘ Read more
Woman charged with hit and run murder granted bail
A woman charged with the hit and run murder of a police officer will soon be freed from custody after being granted bail. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 8 LIVE: Manly Sea Eagles v Parramatta Eels at 4 Pines Park
Here we go again, it’s Manly and Parra. The Eagles have been hot and cold, but they’re moving up the ladder. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
AFL round seven teams and tips: Hawthorn bolstered by Day’s return
Our experts have entered their tips for the nine games of round seven. See which way they’re predicting each match will go as the season kicks into gear. ⌘ Read more
The wait of history: How and why East German medals should be reallocated
The GDR athletes were victims of doping, too. But if just a fraction of the 489 medals they won over nine Games were reallocated, it might be a worthwhile and cathartic exercise. ⌘ Read more
Male anger problem needs radical action
A royal commission is a good idea, but only if the government commits to implementing the recommendations. This needs to be a whole of community approach, not just whole of government. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs v Chiefs at Allianz Stadium
The Tahs are still alive - just - in the race for the finals but will need to make it a rare double over Kiwi sides to keep their hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction quashed
New York's highest court has overturned Harvey Weinstein 's 2020 rape conviction. ⌘ Read more
Daryl Maguire has will ‘fight to clear name’**
Disgraced MP Daryl Maguire says he will "fight to clear his name" over a charge he conspired to commit visa fraud. ⌘ Read more
The tide has turned decisively against Ukraine, can US help keep it in the fight?**
US President Joe Biden signed off another billion-dollar assistance package just as the tide was turning against the Ukrainians on the battlefield. ⌘ Read more
Aussies copped world's biggest tax rate increase
Australian workers were hit by the largest tax rate increase in the developed world last year, according to the OECD. ⌘ Read more
Male anger problem needs radical action
A royal commission is a good idea, but only if the government commits to implementing the recommendations. This needs to be a whole of community approach, not just whole of government. ⌘ Read more
The Rock is flogging shampoo. Celeb endorsements have gone too far
Kendall Jenner has a toothpaste brand and I can’t fight the sense that these might not be passion projects. ⌘ Read more
Assumed you were immune to measles and chicken pox? Think again
For people in certain high-risk scenarios, not having immunity to these diseases can be serious. Here’s what experts want you to know. ⌘ Read more
Child, driver critical after car crashes into parked truck
An adult and child are in critical condition after a car crashed into a parked truck in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: League’s call on extra time; Saints take on Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Man’s body pulled from Sydney Harbour
An investigation is underway after a man’s body was pulled out of the water in Sydney Harbour. ⌘ Read more
Westfield security guard in Bondi Junction stabbing attack farewelled in funeral
Hero Westfield security guard Faraz Tahir, who was killed during the Bondi Junctions stabbing attack, has been remembered by family and the community. ⌘ Read more
Three-day bushland search begins for body of Jessica Zrinski
A three-day bushland search is set to begin near the Jenolan Caves for the body of missing woman Jessica Zrinski, who was last seen in 2022. ⌘ Read more
Cop's warning about Molly Ticehurst’s alleged killer
A police officer's warning about Molly Ticehurst’s alleged killer before he was released on bail has been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths fined $1.2 million over leave underpayment bungle
Woolworths has been fined $1.2 million after admitting it failed to pay out more than $1 million in leave entitlements to about 1200 Victorian workers. ⌘ Read more
Safe injecting room decision fails city and many of its most vulnerable
The premier’s consensus-building approach may serve her short-term political interests, but it will have a disastrous effect on those living on society’s margins. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s shark nets will be removed for winter. They should not be reinstalled
The nets are outdated, provide little protection, and have killed thousands of marine creatures. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Saints travel in vital match for both teams
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Boy charged over alleged stabbing at Melbourne shopping centre
A boy has been charged over an alleged stabbing at Highpoint Shopping Centre in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Man in court on assault charges after death of Emma Bates
A drug user has faced court accused of assaulting a woman in the days before she was found dead in northern Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Woman allegedly kidnaps child from Melbourne school
A woman has been charged after allegedly stealing a child from a primary school in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Two murders: Woman found dead in Warnbro house fire; man killed in Dawesville fight
WA homicide squad detectives were stretched to the limit on Friday amid two deaths authorities were treating as murders. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Ukraine gets US help to ‘stay in the fight’ but needs Europe’s stockpiles to win the war
President Joe Biden signed off another billion-dollar assistance package just as the tide was turning against the Ukrainians on the battlefield. ⌘ Read more
Premier demotes MP over allegations of inappropriate workplace behaviour
Labor member for South Barwon Darren Cheeseman has been asked by Jacinta Allan to resign from his role as a parliamentary secretary as a “result of allegations of persistent, inappropriate behaviour in the workplace towards staff”. ⌘ Read more
Aussie FIFO hoops target glory from Adelaide to Hong Kong
The racing world has gotten smaller in the past couple of years for the best jockeys, who fly in and out for the biggest meetings of the year. ⌘ Read more
Alexiou happy to keep a few spots open on Grebeni’s Dance card
Grebeni was the first horse to qualify for the Big Dance when he won the Goulburn Cup in November and returns for a winter campaign at Rosehill on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
ASX slumps after weak US data; BHP shares drop on $60b deal
Australian shares sunk to almost three-month lows after higher-than-expected inflation figures in the United States and Australia pushed bond yields higher and weighed on the local bourse. ⌘ Read more
It turns out, money does grow on trees in Nepal
The Japanese love their beautiful yen bills, with their elegant, understated designs printed on tough, off-white plant fibre. ⌘ Read more
Gus makes huge Moses call amid Eels struggles
Phil Gould believes the value of Mitchell Moses has "escalated" during his injury absence. ⌘ Read more
14 simple dinners that go straight to the sauce
Make sure you savour every last drop of these saucy tray bakes, slurpy noodles and soupy pastas. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
‘Opportunistic’: Anglo American rejects BHP’s $60 billion takeover bid
Australia’s largest mining company will face pressure to sweeten the terms of a $60 billion bid to buy rival Anglo American amid warnings it could fall short. ⌘ Read more
College megastar officially drafted to NFL
Caleb Williams went No.1 overall in this year's NFL Draft, heading to the Chicago Bears. ⌘ Read more
Victorian government considers new laws to tackle domestic violence
The Victorian government has said it is considering bringing in new laws to tackle domestic violence. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths fined $1.2 million over leave underpayment bungle
Woolworths has been fined $1.2 million after admitting it failed to pay out more than $1 million in leave entitlements to about 1200 Victorian workers. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over violent home invasion in Melbourne's east
A man has been arrested following a violent home invasion in Melbourne’s east last year. ⌘ Read more
Man in court on assault charges after death of Emma Bates
A drug user has faced court accused of assaulting a woman in the days before she was found dead in northern Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Boy charged over alleged stabbing at Melbourne shopping centre
A boy has been charged over an alleged stabbing at Highpoint Shopping Centre in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Child, driver critical after car crashes into parked truck
An adult and child are in critical condition after a car crashed into a parked truck in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Woman arrested after allegedly stealing young child from school
A 35-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly stealing a child from a primary school in Melbourne's inner suburb. ⌘ Read more
Eighth man charged over riot following terror attack
A man who allegedly took part in a riot outside of a Sydney church following the stabbing of Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel has become the eighth person to be charged over the incident. ⌘ Read more
‘I think we just killed a copper’: Bail for woman accused of murdering cop in hit-and-run
A woman charged with murder in an “unusual” case over the death of a police officer in an alleged hit-and-run has been released on bail. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Gardener charged after man found dead; Worker killed at north Queensland wind farm
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Eight man charged over riot following terror attack
A man who allegedly took part in a riot outside of a Sydney church following the stabbing of Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel has become the eighth person to be charged over the incident. ⌘ Read more
Shots fired into home in Melbourne's south-east
Several people have escaped injury after shots were fired into a home in Melbourne's south-east. ⌘ Read more
Three-day bushland search begins for body of Jessica Zrinski
A three-day bushland search is set to begin near the Jenolan Caves for the body of missing woman Jessica Zrinski, who was last seen in 2022. ⌘ Read more
Man’s body pulled from Sydney Harbour
An investigation is underway after a man’s body was pulled out of the water in Sydney Harbour. ⌘ Read more
Joining the PM for his Kokoda Track hike offered rare insights
I joined Anthony Albanese for his Kokoda Track walk. It was a moment in history. A sitting Australian prime minister had never walked it before. Neither had a PNG prime minister. ⌘ Read more
Westfield security guard in Bondi Junction stabbing attack farewelled in funeral
Hero Westfield security guard Faraz Tahir, who was killed during the Bondi Junctions stabbing attack, has been remembered by family and the community. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Rosehill on Saturday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on the 10-race program. ⌘ Read more
Turning a fibro shack into a tsunami-proof home
Acclaimed architect Peter Stutchbury has designed a home for the generations on Sydney’s northern beaches. ⌘ Read more
From teddy bear to winter wear: New-season fashion trends
From looks sophisticated to snuggly, we’ve got you covered. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend’s 2024 Mother’s Day reading guide
Tell Mum she’ll need to make some space on the bookshelves. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend’s 2024 Mother’s Day Gift Guide
Strike a rich seam of thoughtful presents for Mum on her special day. ⌘ Read more
Train etiquette: Is it rude to move when another seat frees up?**
Think of the traveller left behind, writes our Modern Guru. ⌘ Read more
Dark academia: Illuminating the luxe library fashion trend
Plus: get ready for the weekend with these fresh diversions. ⌘ Read more
BHP may need to pay more to clinch Anglo American in copper mega-deal
Australia’s largest mining company will face pressure to sweeten the terms of a $60 billion bid to buy rival Anglo American amid warnings it could fall short. ⌘ Read more
‘We were trying to save people’: The final moments of Bondi security guard Faraz Tahir
Slain security guard Faraz Tahir has been hailed a national hero by the prime minister. ⌘ Read more
Behind the scenes with Angourie Rice
Angourie Rice on her favourite film adaptations, missing Australia and handling imposter syndrome. ⌘ Read more
Racing Victoria shake-up as chief pulls pin ahead of McLachlan’s arrival
Racing Victoria CEO Andrew Jones sent an internal email to staff on Friday morning to tell them it was the “right time to move on” after less than two years in the role. ⌘ Read more
A scathing portrait of London, a society steeped in corruption
Andrew O’Hagan’s latest novel is a sprawling bit of social realism that exposes the inner workings of a society. ⌘ Read more
This classy detective novel marries weighty concerns with playful delight
Steven Carroll’s latest novel represents a shift in genre after his prize-winning books about T.S. Eliot. ⌘ Read more
Manly Wharf set for a revamp as new owners get the keys
Manly Wharf, at the gateway to Sydney’s popular northern beaches precinct, will be revamped – but the new owners will consult the local community before making any big changes. ⌘ Read more
When a classic Western meets an Irish village, trouble’s in store
Tana French’s The Hunter brings back the Chicago detective who has taken refuge in the west of Ireland. ⌘ Read more
Dramatic novel asks pertinent questions about mental health treatment
Anne Buist’s experience as a perinatal psychiatrist informs the novel she has written with Graeme Simsion. ⌘ Read more
A contact called me with news about the PM. It left me with a moral dilemma
The source was not a troublemaker or a leadership aspirant. This was not an ALP stunt. It was a person concerned for the man, and the country. ⌘ Read more
Celebrity cavoodle case ends with $150,000 payout
Gina Edwards says she and Oscar the cavoodle will return to the park and get on with their lives after winning a high-profile defamation case. ⌘ Read more
Sydney passenger train speeds at four times the limit, risking derailment
The driver was thrown from his seat as the train crossed at high speed from one track to another in the serious safety incident in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Sixteen, 55kg and fearless: Is ‘Baba’ the Waratah Australia’s smallest pro footy player?**
Diminutive Waiaria Ellis will play for NSW in the Super Rugby grand final on Sunday. But it’s her rivals who should be scared. ⌘ Read more
In Melbourne’s famous laneways, there is life – and death
In one laneway, people sip wine at a table under a heater. In another, someone is crouched behind a bin on the hard ground ready to inject. Their drug of choice is illegal, and without a safe injecting room, they have nowhere else to go. ⌘ Read more
How young people could have been $4700 better off over last six months
Just over two weeks before the federal budget, the Economic Inclusion Advisory Committee has again urged the government to provide more help to those struggling the most. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Islamic State, whippings, ram raids: Troubled history of man questioned in anti-terror raids
Anti-terrorism police have spoken with a Sydney man who was visited in jail by people who assisted fighters in Syria and sent money to Islamic State as part of widespread raids. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Cook attacks ‘greedy’ civil contractors; Police release vision after Midland sex assault
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Gardener charged after man found dead; Worker killed at north Queensland wind farm
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘A ticking time bomb’: Family’s plea on battery fires after their home is charred, pets gone
Jim and Maria lost their pets and a lifetime of memories as a result of a lithium-ion battery fire. Victorian firefighters are now battling one every day. ⌘ Read more
‘I like the idea of people taking artwork off the wall and slinging it under their arm’**
For people who love the idea of collecting art but find it intimidating or out of reach, this fair offers a chance to dip their toes into the water. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australians flattened by biggest tax increase in world; States demand extra $12b for schools
Australians are facing the biggest tax increase in the developed world, states demand extra funding for schools and PM marked ANZAC Day in PNG. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Gardener charged after man found dead; Worker killed at north Queensland wind farm
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more