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Reborn icon: One of France’s most famous hotels still has star power
The newly refreshed Carlton is the most famous hotel in the south of France. ⌘ Read more
Teen stabbed to death in rural NSW town; man in his 20s dead after stabbing in Sydney’s north-west
A 16-year-old boy and a man in his 20s have both been stabbed to death in unrelated incidents as a wave of knife crime continues across NSW. ⌘ Read more
Virgin Airlines flight forced to turn around
A Virgin Airlines flight from Brisbane to Darwin has been forced to turn around after an issue in the cabin. ⌘ Read more
Thousands to gather against gender-based violence after 26 women killed
Thousands will gather across the country to rally against gender based violence following the death of 26 women this year. ⌘ Read more
Man dies in Sydney’s north-west after stabbing
Police are calling for witnesses to come forward and have not made any arrests. ⌘ Read more
King Charles to return to public eye after shock cancer diagnosis
King Charles will return to public duties after receiving treatment for his cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Carnage for Power with skipper down
Port Adelaide captain Connor Rozee went down with a hamstring complaint just minutes after Sam Powell-Pepper's knee injury. ⌘ Read more
Innocuous incident rules out Port star
Port Adelaide forward Sam Powell-Pepper went down with a knee injury in the third term, after Aliir Aliir's concussion. ⌘ Read more
Two men survive runaway truck
Two men were forced to jump clear of a truck that ploughed towards them in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Fake booze: ‘It’s scary and the public needs to be warned’**
Just like illegal tobacco, a huge substitution racket is flourishing. Dangerous industrial alcohol is being blended into top-shelf spirits – and police are worried. ⌘ Read more
Brighton isn’t all Karens and mansions – but it would help if they locked their doors
Locals love the Bayside bubble, but police say locals leaving homes unlocked is allowing young offenders to get inside and steal car keys. ⌘ Read more
Three extraordinary events signal the end of ‘she’ll be right’ era
This week was something of a king tide in the realms of concussion-in-sport news, headed by a heartfelt plea from rugby league great Wally Lewis. ⌘ Read more
When physical punishment is part of the job description, where’s the line?**
In elite contact sports where toughness is a revered quality, there can be little difference between galvanising a player’s potential and potentially damaging it. ⌘ Read more
We’ve been worried about kids on the internet for 30 years. Is it time to toughen up on tech?**
The alleged stabbing of a Sydney bishop by a teenager has reignited Australian alarm at the realities of online harm, reopening a debate about how to protect children. ⌘ Read more
This exhibition from Australia’s most ambitious regional gallery is a Francophile’s dream
Bendigo Art Gallery’s collaboration with the Musee Carnavalet embraces the romance of Paris’ Belle Epoque. ⌘ Read more
Is Aussie-made reboot the evolutionary leap Planet of the Apes needs?**
The first Planet of the Apes movie hit screens in 1968. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes aims to extend the dynasty a little further. ⌘ Read more
PM to attend rally, vows to unite governments against domestic violence
The federal Coalition joined several premiers, including Victoria’s, in demanding urgent national cabinet attention on the number of women being killed by men. ⌘ Read more
The family toll at the heart of an AFL coaching crisis
Five AFL assistant coaches are living away from their families to pursue their careers, and one big factor is the prohibitive cost of the housing market. ⌘ Read more
Is the ‘Troye Sivan bump’ real? This cult singer-songwriter is about to find out
The Aussie pop star sampled Jessica Pratt’s singular vocals on his last album. Now Pratt returns with her adventurous Here in the Pitch. ⌘ Read more
The ‘real’ Scott Morrison: former PM says Australians didn’t know who he was
Australians did not know the “real” Scott Morrison when he occupied the nation’s top political office, the former prime minister says, adding he largely kept his faith private during his four years in power. ⌘ Read more
Want to stretch money like a solo parent? Here are our 11 best hacks
You are welcome to debate me, but I believe no one stretches money like a solo parent. Here’s the best tips I’ve heard. ⌘ Read more
Why is retirement spending so difficult to navigate?**
Super through our working life is relatively straightforward. The retirement phase presents an entirely different situation. ⌘ Read more
Would you change your name to get a job?**
Research has shown it could be your name that is causing you to be placed in the reject pile. But why should applicants to do all the work? ⌘ Read more
Sought-after Melbourne suburbs where house prices are on discount
A string of popular spots are cheaper than a year ago – but in other neighbourhoods, prices are only getting more expensive. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of men have five or more domestic violence victims. We must shine a spotlight in their faces
All too often perpetrators are cast in the shadows in responses to family violence. A particular cohort of men are high-harm, high-risk, serial offenders. They must be priority targets. ⌘ Read more
Sirius’ mystery $35m penthouse buyer revealed amid hopes of $50m resale
The head of the developer behind Sirius, Jean-Dominique Huynh, isn’t just hatching plans for The Rocks building, but also for his Vaucluse house. ⌘ Read more
Paying extra for ‘earth-friendly’ products? You’re probably being scammed
The use of vague environmental claims that confuse consumers, such as “eco” or “green”, is being banned in the EU. Australia should do the same. ⌘ Read more
Meet Angourie Rice: Rising Hollywood star, published writer, podcaster – and just 23
Melburnian Rice was acting alongside Ryan Gosling and Nicole Kidman while her school friends were working at Kmart. Now, she’s scaling the Hollywood hills. ⌘ Read more
The April 27 Edition
Rising Hollywood star Angourie Rice \\| One writer’s Ozempic weight-loss conflict \\| F1 driver Mark Webber and his life-saving mate \\| A comedian’s advice to their younger self ⌘ Read more
Dirty pool: The ‘disgraceful inconsistency’ exposed by Chinese doping scandal
How 23 Chinese swimmers escaped sanction after failing drug tests has shaken the confidence of clean athletes ahead of Paris 2024, and angered the camp of Australian swimmer Shayna Jack. ⌘ Read more
Sizeable slice of old Fitzroyalty up for grabs
The Fitzroy estate belonging to notorious slum landlord Frank Cassar has hit the market, 13 years after his death and a bitter family feud involving a fake will. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: Qantas business class far superior to this Asian airline
“I recently flew Qantas business to Tokyo. The crew, food, seat and service were flawless. Our next leg was on ANA, a flight we looked forward to.” ⌘ Read more
Billionaires and business deals: The money machine delivering big benefits to the Blues
When Carlton are up and about, they are a scary prospect, and it’s not just on the field. Behind the scenes, the Blues draw big business. ⌘ Read more
In-demand Sydney suburbs where house prices jumped the most
Some of Sydney’s strongest house price growth over the past year hasn’t been where you’d expect, as demand outpaces the supply of homes. ⌘ Read more
A detective wrote to Peter Dutton about Mr Australia. Four years later, he’s still detained.
Courts found no solid evidence was needed for minister to kick Gary Lewer out of the country he has lived in for 50 years, just a letter from Victoria Police. ⌘ Read more
Musk puts seat belts in cybertrucks. Now he must put them in cyberspace
What Elon Musk is doing is rogue even in an industry of rogues. He needs to be strapped in, or it will be maximum drama and maximum Musk. ⌘ Read more
Stephen wanted a big shed with his new home. So he got one – inside the house
The Procter family needed a big shed. And architect Toby Breakspear had a novel idea. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer Jim Chalmers wants stronger foreign investment rules. What does that mean?**
In a world of rising geopolitical tensions, Australia is tightening up its foreign investment laws in lockstep with many other Western nations. ⌘ Read more
Parenting your parents? How to look out for ageing loved ones without an argument
Whether it’s to do with health or finances, looking after your parents – in big or small ways – can shift a family dynamic. Here’s how to navigate it with kindness. ⌘ Read more
Olive oil is getting harder to find and costing as much as 70 per cent more. Here’s why
Olive oil is among the essential household staples that have increased in price thanks to climate change’s impact on weather unpredictability, joining the ranks of cocoa and coffee. ⌘ Read more
A drug trafficker, a burner phone and an open door at our border
Law enforcement insiders are worried an anti-corruption probe into a highly sensitive Border Force unit has produced no public outcome. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Age Sport Quiz: Clay King Nadal, women’s 1500m freestyle swimming and plenty more
Challenge yourself with our sports quiz, a mix of questions about the latest in world and local sport, and the big events in sporting history. ⌘ Read more
King Charles III, recovering well from cancer, to return to work
The King will return to full duties in coming days, as Buckingham Palace moves to reassure the public amid a horror start to the year for the royal family. ⌘ Read more
From polluted and steamy to clean and tranquil: A metropolis transformed
Shanghai, a city of 21 million people, is not the buzzing international destination it once was. But it’s still worth seeing. ⌘ Read more
Cheap shots or legal brutality? Debate rages over ten-hunting Kiwi hitman
Waratahs Tane Edmed was rocked by a slightly late shot by a Chiefs flanker on Friday night, and he wasn’t the first playmaker to cop it. ⌘ Read more
‘I thought we were daring’: Lyon bristles in strange media conference; Port’s heavy injury toll
Ross Lyon’s St Kilda pushed Port Adelaide all the way to the end on a costly night for injuries and a tackle that could land a Saint in hot water. ⌘ Read more
‘I thought we were daring’: Lyon bristles in strange media conference; Port’s heavy injury toll
Ross Lyon’s St Kilda pushed Port Adelaide all the way to the end on a costly night for injuries and a tackle that could land a Saint in hot water. ⌘ Read more
‘I thought we were daring’: Lyon bristles in strange media conference; Port’s heavy injury toll
Ross Lyon’s St Kilda pushed Port Adelaide all the way to the end on a costly night for injuries and a tackle that could land a Saint in hot water. ⌘ Read more
‘I thought we were daring’: Lyon bristles in strange media conference; Port’s heavy injury toll
Ross Lyon’s St Kilda pushed Port Adelaide all the way to the end on a costly night for injuries and a tackle that could land a Saint in hot water. ⌘ Read more
Chip butties to Chiko rolls: Your retro favourites are back on the menu (and here’s where to find them)
Cringeworthy dishes and old faves your mum used to make are on top in the world of food right now. And apparently it’s perfectly natural to crave it. ⌘ Read more
Goodbye music festivals, hello food festivals? Where to plan your next regional road trip
From truffle foraging, to potato sack fashion parades, regional food festivals have a lot to offer – and they’re booming. Here’s our pick of five to visit this autumn and winter. ⌘ Read more
Posh makeovers for city premises as work and play come together
Older office and hotel buildings in Sydney and Melbourne are being turned into upmarket ‘club meets office meets hotel’ projects, sparking new life in strata markets. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, April 27
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Costly win - Injury-hit Port hold off surging Saints
Ross Lyon’s Saints pushed Port Adelaide all the way to the end on a costly night for injuries and a tackle that could land a Saint in hot water. ⌘ Read more
‘Our players deserved the end result’: Scott backs Bombers’ controversial win
Essendon and Adelaide clash in what is a vital round six clash for both sides to stay in touch with the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Eels’ hat-trick hero Sivo sent to the sin bin as Sea Eagles charge ahead
It was a tit-for-tat affair until one key moment changed everything at 4 Pines Park as Manly ran out 32-18 winners. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Costly win - Injury-hit Port hold off surging Saints
Ross Lyon’s Saints pushed Port Adelaide all the way to the end on a costly night for injuries and a tackle that could land a Saint in hot water. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Costly win - Injury-hit Port hold off surging Saints
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Sea Eagles v Eels - Round 8
Manly Sea Eagles host Parramatta Eels in Round 8 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at 4 Pines Park, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Costly win - Injury-hit Port hold off surging Saints
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Costly win - Injury-hit Port hold off surging Saints
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Eels star laments 'discipline' concerns
Dylan Brown admitted two sin-bins against Parramatta cost the side against Manly. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Stage set for big last term - Port lead Saints but injuries mount
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Eels’ hat-trick hero Sivo sent to the sin bin as Sea Eagles charge ahead
It was a tit-for-tat affair until one key moment changed everything at 4 Pines Park as Manly ran out 32-18 winners. ⌘ Read more
Government pledges $160m for national guns register
Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus will announce the funding commitment on Saturday that will allow police to track gun possession. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Stage set for big last term - Port lead Saints but injuries mount
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Sivo binned for 'unnecessary' elbow
Maika Sivo ruined all of his hard work after a "silly" elbow on Reuben Garrick. (edited) ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Stage set for big last term - Port lead Saints but injuries mount
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Sivo completes hat-trick on return
Parramatta winger Maika Sivo completed an unlikely hat-trick in his return to first grade. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Saints forward in hot water over tackle, as Power hit by injuries
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Injury-hit Power lose two stars in tight contest
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Eels star binned in crucial moment
Will Penisini was given his marching orders for a professional foul on Tom Trbojevic. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Injury-hit Power lose two stars in tight contest
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Gus stunned by 'world class' DCE play
Daly Cherry-Evans set up a brilliant try to get Manly back into the contest. ⌘ Read more
Victim of Girrawheen home invasion speaks out
A grandmother who was brutally beaten in a home invasion has shared her story in the hopes of finding her attackers. ⌘ Read more
Homicide detectives probe man’s death
Homicide detectives are investigating after a man was found unresponsive at a Dawesville service station. ⌘ Read more
Pilot fighting for life after crash landing at Jandakot Airport
The pilot of a light plane is in a critical condition after a crash landing at Jandakot Airport. ⌘ Read more
Orphaned baby whale discovered after mass-stranding
An orphaned baby whale was euthanised by authorities after it became stranded the day after a mass-stranding left 30 whales dead. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Double injury blow for Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Double injury blow for Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after fatal Perth house fire
A man has been arrested after a woman was found dead in a house fire that police are treating as suspicious. ⌘ Read more
Heavenly finish for Waratahs hooker
Waratahs hooker Julian Heaven continues his breakout season with a try against the Chiefs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Port’s Aliir subbed out in Adelaide after sling tackle
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Labor MP resigns over 'inappropriate behaviour in workplace'
Victorian Labor MP Darren Cheeseman has resigned over allegations of "persistent, inappropriate behaviour in the workplace towards staff". ⌘ Read more
NRL round 8 LIVE: Sivo scores first for Parramatta, Olakau’atu on report for spear tackle
Here we go again, it’s Manly and Parra. The Eagles have been hot and cold, but they’re moving up the ladder. ⌘ Read more
Higgins in hot water for sling
Saint Jack Higgins will face scrutiny for a dangerous sling tackle on Port's Aliir Aliir ⌘ Read more
Duursma weighs in on draw debacle
Bomber Xavier Durrsma has given his thoughts on extra time after the Anzac Day draw with the Pies. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Key defender off the field in Adelaide after sling tackle
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Key defender off the field in Adelaide after sling tackle
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Saints start well against badly inaccurate Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Eels winger barges over
Eels flyer Maika Sivo scored a try in his return to the NRL against Manly. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Saints start well against badly inaccurate Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 8 LIVE: Sivo scores first for Parramatta, Olakau’atu on report for spear tackle
Here we go again, it’s Manly and Parra. The Eagles have been hot and cold, but they’re moving up the ladder. ⌘ Read more
Manly enforcer binned for nasty tackle
Haumole Olakau'atu was sent to the sin-bin for a nasty tackle on Shaun Lane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Saints start well against badly inaccurate Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 8 LIVE: Parramatta fail to find points with Olakau’atu in the bin
Here we go again, it’s Manly and Parra. The Eagles have been hot and cold, but they’re moving up the ladder. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Saints start well against badly inaccurate Port Adelaide
Ross Lyon’s Saints are fighting to stay in touch with the eight as they take on the Power in Adelaide tonight. ⌘ Read more
Duursma weighs in on draw debacle
Bomber Xavier Durrsma has given his thoughts on extra time after the Anzac Day draw with the Pies. ⌘ Read more
The tide has turned decisively against Ukraine, can US help keep it in the fight?**
US President Joe Biden signed off another billion-dollar assistance package just as the tide was turning against the Ukrainians on the battlefield. ⌘ Read more
Woman found dead in Warnbro house fire identified
The 30-year-old woman found dead following a house fire in Perth’s south in the early hours of Friday morning has been identified as Erica Hay. ⌘ Read more