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Australian announces $100 million military aid package for Ukraine
Defence Minister Richard Marles has visited Ukraine and announced $100 million in military support. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of people to join third consecutive day of rallies against domestic violence
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to join thousands of marchers protesting against domestic violence. ⌘ Read more
Cleary explains Turuva's late withdrawal
Tigers bound winger Sunia Turuva was replaced hours before the Panthers clash with the Cowboys. ⌘ Read more
Benji bites back at 'silly question'
The Tigers coach wasn't impressed at the line of questioning around his side's record at Campbelltown. ⌘ Read more
Blues coach brutal response to Saturday night upset
Coach Michael Voss did not hold back in his post-match press conference after the Blues loss to Geelong. ⌘ Read more
Blues break Queensland hearts
The Blues have stunned the Reds with the winning try to reserve halfback Sam Nock after the fulltime siren. ⌘ Read more
The Greatest Showman star to join cast of hit musical & Juliet
From learning to meditate with Ariana Grande to her connection with Hugh Jackman, theatre powerhouse Keala Settle is bringing her star-studded experience to & Juliet. ⌘ Read more
Suddenly, Chinese spies seem to be popping up all over Europe
Six people have been charged with spying for China in three separate cases in Britain and England, in a pushback that some say was overdue. ⌘ Read more
Topine’s dad sent early legal threat to Bulldogs
A text message from Marcus Topine to a Bulldogs staffer in July last year set the tone for the $4 million claim against the club. ⌘ Read more
Parishioners revolt against Catholic Church’s ‘hideous’ building plans
Plans for a six-storey building next to St Mary’s Cathedral in Sydney have provoked opposition from churchgoers, heritage experts and a priest. ⌘ Read more
Hail Harley: Reid’s the new ‘Prince of Perth’ but is he the Eagles’ saviour?**
Harley Reid’s brilliant start to his AFL life begs the question: can one player, particularly one so young, transform a downtrodden club in a matter of months? ⌘ Read more
Tough calls needed: Good Old Collingwood has seemed more old than good
The most immediate task for Collingwood is to handle the older players in a manner that maximises performance in 2024 and also begins the task of transitioning to 2025 and beyond. ⌘ Read more
Should children be on social media? Too late, they already are
Are worsening mental health outcomes and social media related? The timing is suggestive: mental health began to slide just as smartphones and social apps took off. ⌘ Read more
‘I work best at 6am’: What a day in the life of a scientist looks like
Associate professor Natalie Trevaskis says her job – and family life – has multiple moving parts. ⌘ Read more
Early signs of voters’ support for Labor’s Future Made in Australia vow
A federal pledge to spend more money on local industry has won support from voters despite a political row about whether it could waste public funds. ⌘ Read more
When Phillipa applied for housing, government lawyers summoned details about her assault
Australia’s national disability agency is being accused of invading privacy and misusing personal records when funding decisions are being appealed. ⌘ Read more
We can’t afford to be ashamed about getting scammed
Realising you’ve been caught in a scam can feel awful, but hiding it and staying quiet helps nobody. ⌘ Read more
I’ve paid taxes all my life. Am I entitled to a full pension?**
Your entitlement to an age pension is determined based on need, not the amount of tax you’ve paid. ⌘ Read more
‘Limited visibility’ for teens in group homes amid worrying number of reports
New data shows an increasing number of reports of significant harm to children living in group homes funded by the government. ⌘ Read more
Six unspoilt gems in the South Pacific to add to your travel bucket list
The best places to go are the ones other visitors don’t even know about. ⌘ Read more
‘I thought I had been stood up’: Curtis Stone on meeting his wife of 10 years
From a blind date to literally falling at one’s feet, here’s how the earth moved for five celebrity couples. ⌘ Read more
How to nail couple-dressing without looking like Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears
From luxury labels to the high street, more brands are blurring gender lines, and writing a fashion prescription that is more inclusive, with fewer rules. ⌘ Read more
‘The village isn’t around’: Parents book drivers for afternoon juggle
More parents are turning to ride-share services for children, as the end of working from home puts pressure on families. ⌘ Read more
‘The system needs to catch up’: Push to abolish suspended sentences for child sex offenders
Survivor and campaigner Stewart Carter – who watched the man who abused him walk free from court – is calling on the state government to back the state opposition’s bill. ⌘ Read more
After being dumped by her husband of 25 years, this is what Jo did next
“At 60, I didn’t have time to waste waiting for an uncertain future to reveal itself. I had to make my own future.” ⌘ Read more
Taurus: Go out of your way to make the world a better place
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
In the mood for a romantic read? Nine of the best love stories ever told
Matters of the heart have inspired authors throughout time. Here are the best picks from classic stories to modern romance. ⌘ Read more
‘I love feeling comfortable’: What you’ll never see this ballerina wearing
Benedicte Bemet, the principal artist with The Australian Ballet tells why she has an aversion to tight clothes. ⌘ Read more
The best date night make-up trick? Play up one feature at a time
Whether it’s a bright lip, giant lashes or a smoky eye, we’ve got you covered. ⌘ Read more
My dad spent three weeks in ICU. This is what I learnt about our health system
I went into the hospital knowing nothing about our healthcare system. Those three weeks taught me some life lessons that will never leave me. ⌘ Read more
‘Five cookies in the space of two minutes’: An actor’s day on a plate
Musical theatre star Maxwell Simon shares what fuels him through the day, including his late night snacks. ⌘ Read more
Why high school kids need help crossing the road
Teenagers had the second-highest number of serious injuries after elderly pedestrians on NSW roads. ⌘ Read more
Why are more businesses charging extra to pay by card?**
More businesses are now placing surcharges on all card payments, while they were previously only common on credit cards. ⌘ Read more
Cats’ seventh heaven before 87,775 at the MCG; Danger does hammy; Dockers dump Dogs
Geelong are sweating on further assessment of Patrick Dangerfield’s latest hamstring injury after the veteran went down during a pulsating 13-point win over fellow heavyweights Carlton. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, April 28
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Cats’ seventh heaven before 87,775 at the MCG; Danger does hammy; Dockers dump Dogs
Geelong are sweating on further assessment of Patrick Dangerfield’s latest hamstring injury after the veteran went down during a pulsating 13-point win over fellow heavyweights Carlton. ⌘ Read more
Cats make it 7-0 before 87,775 at the MCG; Dangerfield does hammy; Dockers dump Dogs
Geelong are sweating on further assessment of Patrick Dangerfield’s latest hamstring injury after the veteran went down during a pulsating 13-point win over fellow heavyweights Carlton. ⌘ Read more
Cats make it 7-0 before 87,775 at the MCG; Dangerfield does hammy; Dockers dump Dogs
Geelong are sweating on further assessment of Patrick Dangerfield’s latest hamstring injury after the veteran went down during a pulsating 13-point win over fellow heavyweights Carlton. ⌘ Read more
Cats celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal; Dangerfield does hammy; Freo dump Dogs to jump into the eight
Geelong are sweating on further assessment of Patrick Dangerfield’s latest hamstring injury after the veteran went down during a pulsating 13-point win over fellow heavyweights Carlton. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Freo dump Dogs to jump into the eight; Cats celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Freo dump Dogs to jump into the eight; Cats celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dockers dump Dogs with decisive last term; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Australia announces further funding for Ukraine’s fight, passing $1b in total
Defence Minister Richard Marles was in Lviv on Saturday, becoming just the second federal government minister to visit Ukraine since the war started. ⌘ Read more
Heartbreak sours historic debut: Four things learnt from Reds’ defeat
One of Super Rugby’s greatest debuts has not been enough to get the Reds home in one of the most heartbreaking performances at Suncorp Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dockers dump Dogs with decisive last term; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Two dead, another in a serious condition following three NSW stabbings in 24 hours
A 16-year-old boy and a man in his 20s have died and a third man has been injured in unrelated stabbing incidents as a wave of knife crime continues across NSW. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Cowboys v Panthers - Round 8
North Queensland Cowboys host Penrith Panthers in Round 8 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
'Junkyard dog' scores insane hat trick
The Reds have stunned the Blues as young winger Tim Ryan completes a hat trick. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Libba misses for Dogs with gastro symptoms; Geelong celebrate big win and Cameron’s 600th goal
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
House fire victim remembered as 'beautiful, caring woman'
The 30-year-old mother who died in a house fire in Perth has been remembered as a “beautiful, caring woman”. ⌘ Read more
‘We fell below those standards’: Voss can’t stomach Blues’ missed opportunities
Carlton kicked itself out of contention against an unbeaten Geelong on a night that Patrick Dangerfield hurt his hamstring and Jeremy Cameron booted his 600th goal. ⌘ Read more
Police seek information after WA man allegedly exposed himself to children
Police are seeking information after children were approached by an unknown male, who allegedly exposed himself and started inappropriate conversations on two separate occasions in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Woman hospitalised after alleged stabbing in Perth
A woman has been hospitalised after an alleged stabbing in Northbridge. ⌘ Read more
‘We fell below those standards’: Michael Voss can’t stomach Carlton’s missed opportunities
Carlton kicked itself out of contention against an unbeaten Geelong on a night that Patrick Dangerfield hurt his hamstring and Jeremy Cameron booted his 600th goal. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Lame Tigers no match as Broncos gear up for Roosters grudge match
A Brisbane side energised by the return of Adam Reynolds and Payne Haas has sent the Wests Tigers tumbling to their fourth straight loss. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Tenth man charged over Wakeley riot
A man who allegedly took part in a riot outside of a Sydney church following a terror attack has become the tenth person to be charged over the incident. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Post provides Blues try assist
Harry Plummer's penalty attempt hit the post and the Blues were able to regather possession and score. ⌘ Read more
Caddie hit in head by flying water bottle
Nick Pugh, the bagman for Australian golfer Lucas Herbert, was hit in the head by a water bottle thrown from the "watering hole" during LIV Golf Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Alamoti stings Drinkwater with intercept
Paul Alamoti showed why he was a late call-up by plucking the fullback's pass. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Rallies alone won’t stop the violence against women
Readers discuss the dangers women face amid the ongoing incidents of domestic violence. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
FInnish duo breathe new life into the music of fellow Finn Sibelius
Our reviewers check out the best shows around town including those offered by the Sydney Symphony Orchestra and the Sydney Comedy Festival. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring; Dogs and Dockers get going
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Bizarre brain fade costs Tigers
Samuela Fainu would love to have his time again after he was sin binned for a strange indisrection. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Cameron’s five goals drives Cats to victory before massive crowd; Dangerfield injures hamstring
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Broncos pounce after Tigers brain snap
Jock Madden ran in a try for the Broncos after the Tigers' Fonua Pole had a brain fade. ⌘ Read more
Api denied try in controversial call
The Bunker intervened and stopped the Tigers captain from scoring his side's first. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Tigers v Broncos - Round 8
Wests Tigers take on the Brisbane Broncos in Round 8 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Campbelltown Sports Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Fakatava finally breaks Force
Highlanders halfback Folau Fakatava finally breaks the Force in a low scoring clash. ⌘ Read more
Danger subbed after hamstring goes
Geelong star Patrick Dangerfield has been subbed off with a hamstring complaint against Carlton. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Dangerfield injured, as Cats and Blues play out thriller; St Kilda’s Higgins whacked with three-game ban
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Dangerfield injured, as Cats and Blues play out thriller; St Kilda’s Higgins whacked with three-game ban
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Beloved elephants to leave Taronga Zoo
Taronga Zoo's elephants are getting ready to leave the city life behind, in search of a more rural setting. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Dangerfield injured, as Cats and Blues play out thriller; St Kilda’s Higgins whacked with three-game ban
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with attempted murder in Adelaide
A woman is in hospital after she was allegedly stabbed in what police say was a domestic violence incident. ⌘ Read more
LIV Golf stars urge majors to re-think qualifying criteria
As the world rankings of Greg Norman’s biggest stars continue to plummet, his players know time is on the wane for a majors revamp. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Dangerfield injured, as Cats and Blues play out thriller; St Kilda’s Higgins whacked with three-game ban
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Man killed in drive-by shooting in Melbourne
A father-to-be has been killed in an execution style drive-by shooting in Melbourne's south east. ⌘ Read more
Drugs and guns seized in Ipswich police raid
Multiple firearms, ammunition and drugs have been seized by police in an investigation into a shooting in Brisbane last month. ⌘ Read more
Police officer struck in alleged hit and run
A police officer has been struck by a car in an alleged hit and run incident in Brisbane's south. ⌘ Read more
Knife-wielding man arrested in Torquay
A Knife-wielding man was arrested in Torquay after allegedly assaulting several people in a pharmacy. ⌘ Read more
Two killed in light plane crash in Victoria
Two people have been killed in a light plane crash in Victoria's north-east. ⌘ Read more
Woman accused of attempting to abduct child faces court
A 35-year-old woman accused of abducting a child from Fitzroy Primary school faced court today. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE updates: Dangerfield injured, as Cats and Blues play out thriller; St Kilda’s Higgins whacked with three-game ban
Join us for a bumper edition of Saturday round seven footy, with the clash between Carlton and Geelong the main event. First up, North Melbourne and Adelaide. ⌘ Read more