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Dogs star under scrutiny for dangerous act
Reed Mahoney was put on report by referee Kasey Badger for his tackle on Solomon Alaimalo. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans gain upper hand over Giants as McCartin, Green are subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans gain upper hand over Giants as McCartin, Green are subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans gain upper hand over Giants as McCartin, Green are subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
‘Junkyard Dog’ ices try for Reds
The Reds’ ‘Junkyard Dog’ Tim Ryan put the finishing touches on the second try against the Crusaders. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs respond after Tigers defence fall apart
The Bulldogs wasted no time making up for the Tigers' try, breaking through a lost Tigers defence to score. ⌘ Read more
Schultz under fire for tackle act
Pies forward Lachie Schultz is under fire for this hit on Carlton's Blake Acres. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans gain upper hand over Giants as McCartin, Green are subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
‘When I went to grab it, my bicep wasn’t there’: Reynolds confident he’ll be back before NRL finals
Adam Reynolds is aiming for a round 22 return from his biceps injury, while Nathan Cleary has full faith his hamstring will survive the busy period ahead – including Origin. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans gain upper hand over Giants as McCartin, Green are subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Off-field ‘noise’ affecting Melbourne Rebels players
Carter Gordon admits uncertainty surrounding the Melbourne Rebels is affecting ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Aussie-made drug helped change life of stroke survivor
An Australian-made drug has helped change the life of a father and stroke survivor. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Authorities seek to charge after finding bodies in Mexico where Australian brothers disappeared
Australian brothers Callum and Jake Robinson and US national Jack Carter Rhoad were last seen on April 27, according to authorities in Baja California. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown to face scrutiny for bump on McCartin; Green subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown’s bump forces McCartin to leave match as Giants, Swans battle in rain
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown’s bump forces McCartin to leave match as Giants, Swans battle in rain
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Brown's bump catches criticism
Callum M. Brown's bump on Sydney's Tom McCartin forced the Swans defender from the ground on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 9 LIVE: Canterbury Bulldogs v Wests Tigers at Accor Stadium
After starting the season with so much optimism, Benji Marshall’s side is on a four-game winless streak and desperate for victory against a Bulldogs side hoping to crack the top eight. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Brown’s bump forces McCartin to leave match as Giants, Swans battle in rain
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, May 5, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Giants lose star midfielder Green as Swans fight back
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Owies under fire for tackle act
Pies forward Lachie Schultz is under fire for this hit on Carlton's Blake Acres. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Giants forward fire to take lead over stunned Swans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Giants forward fire to take lead over stunned Swans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Sydney Swans, GWS Giants open AFL Saturday ahead of Saints v Roos, Dees v Cats
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Investors beat first home buyers for $1.37m European-style South Melbourne terrace
The home was the subject of a long, drawn-out auction as investors and first home buyers used $500 bids to try to win the home. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Sydney Swans, GWS Giants open AFL Saturday ahead of Saints v Roos, Dees v Cats
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Murray out for up to eight weeks as off-contract Souths’ players fear Bennett clean-out
South Sydney and NSW have been dealt a significant blow with Cameron Murray out with a hip flexor injury, while half the Rabbitohs squad face an anxious wait to see if they are part of Wayne Bennett’s plans. ⌘ Read more
Why Nathan Cleary wants fans to stop worrying about his hamstring
Nathan Cleary is back on Friday night, and has full faith his hamstring will survive the busy period ahead, including State of Origin. ⌘ Read more
From KFC to the NGV, every place in Melbourne gets rated by the super reviewers
Staff at the JB Hi-Fi outlet (★★★★★) were friendly and the wait was short. The potato and gravy at the KFC (★★) was a bit watery and had to be replaced. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Sydney Swans, GWS Giants open AFL Saturday ahead of Saints v Roos, Dees v Cats
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, May 4, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
Owies under fire for tackle act
Blue Matt Owies has come under fire for exploiting the sling tackle rule against Collingwood. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Sydney Swans, GWS Giants open AFL Saturday ahead of Saints v Roos, Dees v Cats
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Sydney Swans, GWS Giants open AFL Saturday ahead of Saints v Roos, Dees v Cats
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, May 4, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, May 4, 2024
The Age photos of the week, May 4, 2024 ⌘ Read more
How Mad Max redefined post-apocalyptic movies
The story of how a low-budget indie flick led to a global pop culture phenomenon. Video by Tom Compagnoni. ⌘ Read more
Beauty queen shot dead after octopus ceviche order led killers to restaurant
Police are investigating the brazen daylight shooting of 23-year-old Landy Parraga amid media speculation the hit was ordered over an affair with a drug lord. ⌘ Read more
Daicos stunner breaks deadlock
Collingwood young gun Nick Daicos delivered a scintillating match-winner against the Blues on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
The Fairlight Story
It is one of the greatest innovations in music history, and it came from Sydney, Australia. Video by Tom Compagnoni. ⌘ Read more
Weekend sport cancelled as sports grounds waterlogged
Local councils are a “bit quick on the trigger” when deciding to close sports grounds because of bad weather. ⌘ Read more
Canadian police charge three with murder of Sikh leader, probe links to Indian government
The Canadian prime minister previously cited evidence of India’s involvement in the death of Hardeep Singh Nijjar, prompting a diplomatic crisis with New Delhi. ⌘ Read more
Kids playground destroyed in fire in Brisbane’s north-west overnight
Police were called to the park on Fenwick Road just after 1am. ⌘ Read more
‘Under massive stress’: Rebels coach reveals staff have one pay cheque to go after club wins survival vote
A private equity-backed consortium won a vote on their plan to save the debt-laden Super Rugby club, as players, staff and the coach struggle with the impact. ⌘ Read more
Ticking off the three key goals of a Byron holiday
The newly-launched Swell Hotel puts us in good stead to achieve the goals of Byron’s famous sign, “Cheer up, slow down, chill out”. ⌘ Read more
NBA star throws ball at fan
Cameras showed Patrick Beverley sitting on the bench and tossing a ball into the stands and hitting a fan in Bucks' season-ending loss. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged assault at Melbourne shopping centre
A man has been charged after allegedly threatening two people with a knife at a Melbourne shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies discovered in Mexico during search for missing Australian brothers
Investigators searching for three missing tourists in Mexico say they have found three bodies. ⌘ Read more
Locks, chains, diversions: How Columbia students seized Hamilton Hall
Armed with a microwave, a kettle and sleeping bags, the protesters who occupied a building at the prestigious university seemed to be ready to stay a while. ⌘ Read more
Ricciardo scorches Miami qualifying
Daniel Ricciardo was one of the star performers of qualifying, recording the fourth-fastest time. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged assault at Melbourne shopping centre
A man has been charged after allegedly threatening two people with a knife at a Melbourne shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies discovered in Mexico during search for missing Australian brothers
Investigators searching for three missing tourists in Mexico say they have found three bodies. ⌘ Read more
Murray out for up to eight weeks in fresh blow to battling Rabbitohs
South Sydney and the NSW Blues have been dealt a significant blow with inspirational forward Cameron Murray set to miss up to eight weeks with a hip flexor injury. ⌘ Read more
What next for Scott Farquhar, the godfather of Australian tech?**
The billionaire head of the ‘Atlassian mafia’ has the chance to further re-shape Australia’s technology sector, according to those closest to him. ⌘ Read more
Fate rests with Jock amid carnage: Four things learnt from Broncos’ implosion
The time has arrived for Jock Madden to grasp the reigns of this Broncos side with authority, amid fears star halfback Adam Reynolds’ season could be over. ⌘ Read more
Longtime Trump confidant recounts fear in 2016 campaign over Access Hollywood tape
Once one of Trump’s closest advisers, Hope Hicks provided a window into the chaotic fallout over the tape’s release at the former president’s hush money trial. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies discovered in Mexico during search for missing Australian brothers
Investigators searching for three missing tourists in Mexico say they have found three bodies. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies discovered in Mexico during search for missing Australian brothers
Investigators searching for three missing tourists in Mexico say they have found three bodies. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged assault at Melbourne shopping centre
A man has been charged after allegedly threatening two people with a knife at a Melbourne shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies discovered in Mexico during search for missing Australian brothers
Investigators searching for three missing tourists in Mexico say they have found three bodies. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged assault at Melbourne shopping centre
A man has been charged after allegedly threatening two people with a knife at a Melbourne shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday May 4
National weather forecast for Saturday May 4. ⌘ Read more
King Charles makes first public appearance since cancer diagnosis
King Charles and Queen Camilla visit Macmillan Cancer Centre for monarch's first public-facing appearance since cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies discovered in Mexico during search for missing Australian brothers
Investigators searching for three missing tourists in Mexico say they have found three bodies. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies found in Mexico where Australian, US tourists went missing
Australian brothers Callum and Jake Robinson and US national Jack Carter Rhoad were last seen on April 27, according to authorities in Baja California. ⌘ Read more
Three bodies found in Mexico where Australian, US tourists went missing
Australian brothers Callum and Jake Robinson and US national Jack Carter Rhoad were last seen on April 27, according to authorities in Baja California. ⌘ Read more
When daylight swimming was illegal at Manly beach
How one man’s fight to change the law paved the way for Manly Swimming Club’s great legacy. ⌘ Read more
The top four Wallabies bolters ... and my pick for new captain
Time is running out for Wallabies hopefuls to impress new coach Joe Schmidt. Here are the players putting their hands up for a first international call-up. ⌘ Read more
Simply the best? How mighty Max can surpass Dean Cox and Simon Madden
Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in such scintillating form that he is on track to make history this season. ⌘ Read more
‘A little bit of magic’: Marsh’s X-factor and how Cummins helped mould Australia’s new T20 skipper
The bond between Mitch Marsh and Pat Cummins is a key plank of the recent success of the Australian side, underlining how the environment built by the Test captain has enabled the likes of Marsh and others to find their best, after years of inconsistency. ⌘ Read more
This program is supposed to support live music. So why are venues so angry?**
The Victorian government’s 10,000 Gigs fund has got some of its intended beneficiaries up in arms. ⌘ Read more
I signed up for a one-way ticket to hell and (somehow) came out transformed
Group fitness: the term is a combination of two of my least favourite things. ⌘ Read more
Farmers of the sea want more rope to strengthen mussel industry
Mussel farmers say their local shellfish is a superfood and among the best in the world, but they need more space to help their crops grow. ⌘ Read more
These two art exhibitions take contrary approaches to depicting history
Where the works of William Kentridge only asks questions, the Sydney Biennale provides ready-made answers. ⌘ Read more
‘Vulnerable cohort’: What is it about teenagers and terrorism – and what is being done?**
Relations between Muslim communities and the authorities are at rock bottom while commitment to programs to counter violent extremism appears lacking. ⌘ Read more
The way we work is fundamentally broken. How do we fix it?**
All the research is showing, no matter which way you look at it, the way we are working is broken. It’s a problem we must urgently address. ⌘ Read more
After 20 years of columns, here’s what’s changed about money
Twenty years ago, I was still writing about rampant interest rates and booming property prices. But much has changed. ⌘ Read more
Seven secrets to getting juicy deals on retirement travel
The sector serving retirees with travel is packed with well-kept secrets. Today, I’m going to share a few of the finest. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: Qantas’ new frequent flyer scheme just another disappointment
“For years I could grab business class reward flights on Qantas or Velocity frequent flyer points by carefully checking early every morning 353 days ahead of my planned trips.” ⌘ Read more
The May 4 Edition
How Australian publishing finally caught up with Miles Franklin winner Shankari Chandran \\| Our soaring status anxiety \\| What to do with love’s detritus? ⌘ Read more
Love online shopping? These ‘shadow websites’ are a convincing scam
Imitation websites can look exactly like the homepages of shoppers’ favourite brands, and more Australians are falling victim to them. ⌘ Read more
She was told her fiction wasn’t ‘Australian enough’. Then she won the Miles Franklin
Working with a “billable hours” mindset, lawyer, mum of four and author Shankari Chandran weaves sharp social justice critiques through her loving family tales. ⌘ Read more
Alan Jones attends schoolboy reunion as fresh assault allegations emerge
As the broadcaster spent Friday celebrating a premiership win 50 years ago with former players, more men detail fresh allegations that Jones indecently assaulted or groped them. ⌘ Read more
‘Like starting again’: Melbourne upsizers priced out of the market
The cost of buying a house is nearly double that of a unit, making it much harder than a generation ago to move on from a first home. ⌘ Read more
Influencers are paid to love themselves loopy. But at what cost?**
Something strangely dark wells up inside while I’m looking at the Instagram post of a popular Australian fashion influencer. ⌘ Read more
The suburb trying to avoid Docklands’ fate as towers shoot up
North Melbourne has long been gentrified, and its mixed-income residents have always co-existed, but a windfall of government and private investment could change that. ⌘ Read more
The spare-bedroom solution to the housing crisis
Australia’s housing crisis will worsen in coming years. Independent MP Allegra Spender has a simple plan to help fix it. ⌘ Read more
He called himself The Destroyer and ransacked his partner’s home. Here’s how police took him down
Domestic violence is the biggest challenge facing NSW Police: they get 500 call-outs a day and spend up to 60 per cent of general duties dealing with the cases. ⌘ Read more
The day Victoria’s hotel quarantine court case went bust
How did WorkSafe Victoria and the Office of Public Prosecutions get such a high-profile case so wrong? ⌘ Read more
Would you live here? The experts’ verdict on the government’s mid-rise houses
The government has released a slew of new photos of mid-rise housing that it says is the “best there is to offer”. Is it? We took a closer look. ⌘ Read more
Paul Keating’s apprentice is painting a vastly differently portrait of Australia
If Jim Chalmers can deliver on his big picture, Australia will win on a global scale. If not, the title of Christopher Malouf’s Archibald Prize portrait will be vindicated. ⌘ Read more
It introduced Ozempic to the world. Now it must remake itself
Danish drugmaker Novo Nordisk has eclipsed French luxury group LVMH to become Europe’s most valuable company – thanks to demand for diabetes and weight-loss drugs. ⌘ Read more
A $9.5m mansion that ‘shocked the flock’ of Exclusive Brethren back up for sale
It was a big week for high-end sellers, from the $200 million digs of “Aussie” John Symond to the Strathfield home of fellow rich lister Tony Tartak. ⌘ Read more