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Brisbane tunnel crash survivor faces 'marathon' recovery
Emma McLean, the survivor of Brisbane's Legacy Tunnel crash faces a 'marathon' recovery, experts say. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Home invasion leaves 'wheelchair-bound' man with stab wounds
A terrifying home invasion has left a 'wheelchair-bound' man with stab wounds in Perth’s south east. ⌘ Read more
Five hospitalised after three car crash in Perth
Five people, including two children, have been rushed to hospital after a three car collision in Perth’s north east. ⌘ Read more
Brumbies’ epic grubber try
Brumbies star Len Ikitau scored his second try of the night against the Fijian Drua after a deft Tamati Tua grubber kick. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
‘I knew we weren’t losing’: Sydney FC sink City with second-half goal to claim fifth championship
Sydney FC have announced themselves as the greatest A-League Women’s team after winning their fifth championship, the most of any club in the history of the competition, on Saturday at AAMI Park with a 1-0 defeat of Melbourne City. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Viney playing through pain as Dees lead Cats; Dons, Eagles battle in Perth
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Len Ikitau’s cheeky try celebration
Brumbies star Len Ikitau scored the opening try of the night against the Fijian Drua. ⌘ Read more
Cowboys class on show
Kyle Feldt was able to finish off a beautiful exchange of hands from his side. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats trade goals in MCG blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
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Reynolds vows to return before finals, but more bad luck for Papenhuyzen
Adam Reynolds is aiming for a round 22 return, Nathan Cleary has faith his hamstring will survive the busy period ahead and Ryan Papenhuyzen’s luckless run with injuries continues. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats trade goals in MCG blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
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AFL’s ‘tokenistic’ moment for violence against women
Readers say the AFL pre-game tribute to women killed by men’s violence is not enough. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats trade goals in MCG blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Man and woman charged over alleged murder at rural property
Two people have been charged over the alleged murder of a man at a property north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats trade goals in MCG blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats lock horns in blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
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SPF loophole: Experts’ aerosol sunscreen warning for parents
Radiation and melanoma experts say updates to the TGA’s rules for sunscreen labelling fail to address issues with aerosol sunscreen safety. ⌘ Read more
Kyle and Jackie O have hit Melbourne’s airwaves. I listened for a week … so you don’t have to
It’s brazen, profane, sexual, demeaning and frequently flouts broadcasting standards but at times, it’s weirdly compelling. Here’s what it was like to take in a full week of their antics. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Titans v Storm - Round 9
Gold Coast Titans host the Melbourne Storm in Round 9 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats lock horns in blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons, Cats lock horns in blockbuster; Saints outclass Roos
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Three charged over disappearance of Australian brothers in Mexico
Australian brothers Callum and Jake Robinson and US national Jack Carter Rhoad were last seen on April 27, according to authorities in Baja California. ⌘ Read more
Myer family takes on sushi queen over Toorak mansion extension
Planning disputes between neighbours can often descend into bitterness, name-calling and rancour. But in Toorak, things are done differently. ⌘ Read more
Council threatens legal action against Minns government over housing reforms
Ku-ring-gai Council is worried the Minns government’s transport-oriented housing reforms will destroy the heritage and tree canopy of suburbs in Sydney’s north shore. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Cats, Demons count down to MCG clash; Saints’ young guns fire as they extend Roos’ winless run
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Cats, Demons count down to MCG clash; Saints’ young guns fire as they extend Roos’ winless run
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Chiefs put Force to the sword
A Josh Ioane try capped off a dominant 56-7 win for the Chiefs against the Force. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane tunnel crash survivor faces 'marathon' recovery
Emma McLean, the survivor of Brisbane's Legacy Tunnel crash faces a 'marathon' recovery, experts say. ⌘ Read more
Three charged after Gold Coast car chase
Three people have been charged after an allegedly stolen car chase caused traffic chaos on the M1 in Gold Coast's north yesterday evening. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Queensland Labor MP was allegedly drugged, sexually assaulted
Police are investigating after a Queensland state MP was allegedly drugged and sexually assaulted last weekend, with the premier offering his support. ⌘ Read more
Bizarre items from airport lost property up for auction
Sydney Airport's lost property items are going under the hammer for a yearly charity auction. ⌘ Read more
Teenager fighting for life after alleged car surfing stunt
A teenager is fighting for life and his mate is in custody after an alleged car surfing stunt in Melbourne's east. ⌘ Read more
Family of missing 22-year-old plead for help
The family of a man missing in the Dandenong Ranges of Victoria for almost a week have pleaded for help to find him. ⌘ Read more
‘I want to give the state a team they can be proud of’: Maguire reveals his Origin Bluesprint
When Michael Maguire is sitting in the stands determining which players he wants to represent NSW, this is what he is looking for. ⌘ Read more
The five exercises you should do to improve your sex life
If you want satisfying sex, you’ll likely benefit from moving your body outside the bedroom. ⌘ Read more
Can you put a price on peace and quiet? Apparently, you can in Palm Beach
If there’s one thing that separates the rich from the rest of us, it’s their obsession with silence. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
New Olympic funding to benefit Aussie athletes
Indigenous athletes heading to the Olympics will be given a cash payment to help reach their full potential in Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Two knife incidents within hours at Melbourne shopping centre
A 15-year-old boy has been charged after allegedly carrying a machete at a in the second incident at the centre within a day. ⌘ Read more
Cost to be slashed for lifesaving heart medication
A lifesaving heart medication the drug will be listed on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme and will cost just a fraction of the price. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s former aid testifies in trial
Donald Trump's former communications director and confidante has cried in the witness box at his hush money trial. ⌘ Read more
Luxury car destroyed in alleged arson attack
A luxury car worth more than $300,000 has been destroyed in an alleged arson attack. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Sydney FC take the lead
Shea Connors has put Sydney FC in the lead against Melbourne City in the 2024 A Leagues Women’s Grand Final. ⌘ Read more
Bodies found in search for missing Aussie brothers and friend in Mexico
Jake and Callum Robinson from Perth vanished while on a surfing trip with an American friend and police have located the remains of four people. ⌘ Read more
Sydney FC land second-half sucker punch to sink City claim fifth championship title
Sydney FC have announced themselves as the greatest A-League Women’s team after winning their fifth championship, the most of any club in the history of the competition, on Saturday at AAMI Park with a 0-1 defeat of Melbourne City. ⌘ Read more
Body of man thought to be a Hamas hostage found in Israel
The 23-year-old had been missing since October 7 when he was last seen working at a music festival that was attacked by Hamas after they stormed out of Gaza. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Reds hold off Crusaders to end 25-year Super drought
Fraser McReight has led a Queensland Reds charge in Christchurch to snap his side’s 25-year losing streak against the Crusaders in New Zealand. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Webster's huge blunder gives Simpkin a chance at payback
Jimmy Webster missed a kick out of St Kilda's defensive 50, which gave North Melbourne a goal. Jy Simpkin was quick to give it right bak to him. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
‘A world full of art is not a bad thing’: Street art festival kicks off in Brisbane
The interactive, all-ages celebration of public art is an opportunity to discover the city’s thriving street art scene and meet artists from near and far. ⌘ Read more
Why it’s on for young and old
Hyping athletes too early is not the only path to greatness. And writing them off too early can actually be harming sport. ⌘ Read more
Sydney FC take the lead
Shae Connors has put Sydney FC in the lead against Melbourne City in the 2024 A Leagues Women’s Grand Final. ⌘ Read more
Warwick Farm trainer heads west with sights set on winning hat-trick
Gary Portelli will send three gallopers from his Warwick Farm base to Bathurst on Sunday and has high hopes of success. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Bathurst on Sunday
Everything you need to know to find a winner. ⌘ Read more
With all eyes on Nick Daicos, his dad singled out another Pie’s big moment
When Collingwood great Peter Daicos was asked to dissect the magic moment that helped the Magpies snatch a thrilling six-point victory over Carlton on Friday night, the answer was not the one expected. ⌘ Read more
Swans make a statement as Giants face stretch without Green, Brown
The Swans seized local bragging rights in front of a near-record crowd at the SCG, while the Giants are set to lose one of their stars to injury and another to suspension. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Late-comer Schwarz Stradbroke-bound after Hawkesbury Guineas romp
The Zoustar colt missed his two-year-old season with a series of problems, but patient and hard work between trainer John O’Shea and the Rosemont  Alliance stallion syndicate could get the ultimate return in the Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Russian ransomware linked to hack that exposed family violence victims, breached government agencies
The Black Basta gang is behind the major hack that has hit about 200 Australian organisations and federal government agencies, cybersecurity experts say. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Webster, Simpkin tangle as Saints take control in clash with Roos; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Winless Roos make encouraging start against Saints; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Tensions explode as duo sin-binned
David Klemmer and Alex Seyfarth were marched to the sin bin in dramatic scenes to conclude the Bulldogs-Tigers clash. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Winless Roos make encouraging start against Saints; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Winless Roos make encouraging start against Saints; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Bulldogs v Tigers - Round 9
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs host the Wests Tigers in Round 9 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Accor Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Investor pays $1.7m for Bellevue Hill unit to charge $1000 rent a week
An investor keen to capitalise on Sydney’s soaring rents beat nine other parties for the tidy apartment close to cafes. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Winless Roos make encouraging start against Saints; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Winless Roos make encouraging start against Saints; Swans earn bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
A bleed apart: Why even 300 stitches can’t stop Cronulla’s hard man
The fearless Cronulla captain says he has received more than 300 stitches to the eyebrows that have split at least 50 times. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Saints, Roos lock horns at Marvel; Swans earn derby bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Giant in strife after scary hit on Swan
Callum Brown elected to bump Swan Tom McCartin in this scary incident. ⌘ Read more
Parks remain fenced months after asbestos detected in mulch
The Environment Protection Authority was unable to provide a clear timeframe for when the remaining contamination would be removed. ⌘ Read more
‘Stronger than fentanyl’: The surge in seizures of a deadly new synthetic opioid
Australian authorities are intercepting more shipments of super-potent nitazenes and medical professionals fear it could lead to a wave of overdoses. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Saints, Roos lock horns at Marvel; Swans earn derby bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Sezer escapes sin bin for hip drop
The Tigers halfback was lucky not to have been given a 10 minute breather after his tackle on Josh Curran. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Saints, Roos lock horns at Marvel; Swans earn derby bragging rights
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans win derby as McCartin, Green suffer injuries; Saints, Roos face off at Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
From Melbourne to the moon, Victorians seek space in lunar industry
Australia’s space industry is finally taking off, working on everything from the country’s first lunar rover and growing plants on the moon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans win derby as McCartin, Green suffer injuries; Saints, Roos face off at Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Israel briefs US on evacuation plans for Palestinian civilians ahead of potential Rafah offensive
Israel has vowed to carry out a military operation in Rafah despite warnings from western leaders that doing so would worsen an already dire humanitarian crisis. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Swans gain upper hand over Giants as McCartin, Green are subbed out
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more