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The glam Byron beach house that arrived on a truck, and went up in a day
Blok Belongil is five modular boxes disguised as a triangle. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dockers take early lead against Tigers at the MCG; Bulldogs and Hawks to battle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Sunday games play out. ⌘ Read more
Carnival meets dark fairytale in this intriguing musical
Despite its flaws, this show – inspired by a Victor Hugo story – weaves a tale that musical theatre fans shouldn’t miss. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dockers take early lead against Tigers at the MCG; Bulldogs and Hawks to battle
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Six charges and $11,800 in fines: NRL comes down hard on Bulldogs, Tigers stars
One of the most spiteful games of the season has resulted in Tigers halfback Aidan Sezer copping a monster ban among six charges and thousands of dollars in fines. ⌘ Read more
Teen fighting for life after falling from moving car
A 19-year-old is fighting for life after he fell from the roof of a moving car in Melbourne's east. ⌘ Read more
The Aussie boxer set to walk in Mike Tyson’s footsteps and break record for biggest crowd
WBO bantamweight world champion Jason Moloney will defend his title in the iconic Tokyo Dome on Monday and will fight in front of the biggest crowd yet for an Australian boxer. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dockers take early lead against Tigers at the MCG; Bulldogs and Hawks to battle
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dockers take early lead against Tigers at the MCG; Bulldogs and Hawks to battle
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Cassandra adopted a brumby. Is rehoming the future of feral horse management?**
Brumby advocates remain opposed to culling and argue rehoming should be a frontline method of population control for feral horses. But the reality can be harder. ⌘ Read more
Oil giant plans to move 60,000 tonnes of steel, rig waste to UN-listed wetlands
ExxonMobil says it will recycle and repurpose 95 per cent of the material from offshore oil and gas platforms, but the plan has fishers and environmentalists worried. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dockers take early lead against Tigers at the MCG; Bulldogs and Hawks to battle
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It’s not you - this work really is indefensible
Our critics give their verdicts on the biggest shows around town. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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Legends debate future of 'busted' Bunnies star
Andrew Johns and Billy Slater have questioned whether Souths forward Jai Arrow should undergo surgery. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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Worst floods ever recorded in Brazil kill dozens, destroy key infrastructure
Brazil’s president said there had never been more rain in a single location in the history of Brazil. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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Police divers search dam on rural property after alleged murder of Brisbane man
A Brisbane man allegedly suffered injuries over a “prolonged period” before he was found with critical injuries on a rural property. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Richmond Tigers, Fremantle Dockers face off at MCG before Bulldogs and Hawks battle
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What is Qi2? Universal wireless charging, with magnets, is almost here
The new standard, based on Apple’s MagSafe, will soon work with iPhones, Androids and other devices. ⌘ Read more
Residents accuse Israel of executions during West Bank refugee camp raid
The incursion was the latest in a series of Israeli raids in West Bank cities that have made the past few years the deadliest in decades for Palestinians in the Israeli-occupied territory. ⌘ Read more
How Jurlique is refreshing the 39-year-old beauty brand for Millennials
Owned by a Japanese parent company and led by a French retail executive, the South Australian-born all-natural skincare business hopes to build loyalty with younger customers. ⌘ Read more
Nubia stacks up as a flip phone with a bargain price
The Nubia Flip 5G isn’t the most value-packed phone, but it is a competent folding device at half the price of the competition. ⌘ Read more
Cronulla-Dragons clash to proceed despite flooding at Shark Park
Flooding has emerged inside and outside a waterlogged PointsBet Stadium after heavy rainfall hit the Sutherland Shire in the past 24 hours. ⌘ Read more
Shark Park flooded as Sydney drenched
Players in the Sharks-Dragons clash at Shark Park on Sunday afternoon will need flippers, rather that boots, with video showing the ground already significantly flooded. ⌘ Read more
Slips, dips and ice: rain expected to get worse before it gets better
Sydneysiders should expect heavy rain on Sunday afternoon … followed by more rain. ⌘ Read more
‘Radicalised teen’ shot dead by police in Willetton after stabbing rampage
A ‘radicalised’ teenage boy has been shot dead by police following an “extremely confronting” incident in Willetton on Saturday night. ⌘ Read more
Major police incident in Willetton, teenager believed shot
Police Commissioner Col Blanch will hold a press conference soon. ⌘ Read more
Major police incident in Willetton, teenager believed shot
Police Commissioner Col Blanch will hold a press conference soon. ⌘ Read more
‘Keep a few people quiet’: Ricciardo savours his first points of the season in Miami
Daniel Ricciardo savoured his first points of the Formula 1 season with a fourth place in the Miami Grand Prix sprint race but came quickly back to earth a few hours later with a disappointing qualifying effort. ⌘ Read more
Police operation underway amid reports of a knife attack in Perth
A major police operation is underway at High Road in Willetton following reports of a knife attack. ⌘ Read more
Bodies recovered likely those of Australian brothers, American who went missing, prosecutors say
While the investigation is still ongoing, prosecutors believe the deaths were a result of a robbery gone wrong and that one of the attackers shot the men after they refused to hand over their car. ⌘ Read more
Essendon coach slams 'disrespectful' Draper comments
Brad Scott has criticised Bombers star Sam Draper over his controversial podcast comments. ⌘ Read more
Chiefs serve up Super thrashing to poor Western Force
The Western Force’s disappointing Super Rugby Pacific campaign has hit another low point, thrashed by a merciless Chiefs outfit. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after fatal stabbing in Melbourne’s south-east
A man has died and a crime scene has been established after a stabbing at Ormond in Melbourne’s south-east. ⌘ Read more
Aussie brothers likely shot in 'robbery gone wrong', authorities say
Two brothers who went missing on a camping trip in Mexico were likely shot in a "robbery gone wrong", according to police. ⌘ Read more
Ayrton Senna crash, 30 years on
Ayrton Senna's fatal crash, on this day 30 years ago during the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix changed F1 and motorsport forever. ⌘ Read more
Burgess gets physical after controversial clash
Sam Burgess barged into a rival official following Warrington's win over Hull FC in the Super League. ⌘ Read more
Aussie brothers likely shot in 'robbery gone wrong', authorities say
Two brothers who went missing on a camping trip in Mexico were likely shot in a "robbery gone wrong", according to police. ⌘ Read more
More than $3 billion of student debt to be slashed in upcoming Budget
The Albanese government will cut $3 billion of student debt in the upcoming Federal Budget. ⌘ Read more
Sydney braces for more heavy rain after a week of wet weather
An already drenched Sydney is bracing for another day of wet weather while a severe weather warning is in place for parts of the NSW south coast. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday May 5
National weather forecast for Sunday May 5. ⌘ Read more
Driver killed after crashing into tree south-west of Brisbane
A man 42-year-old man has died after his car slammed into a tree south-west of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after fatal stabbing in Melbourne’s south-east
A man has died and a crime scene has been established after a stabbing at Ormond in the Melbourne’s south-east. ⌘ Read more
Bellamy on Papenhuyzen injury
Craig Bellamy says Melbourne are unsure how bad Ryan Papenhuyzen's injury is. ⌘ Read more
Bodies recovered likely those of Australian brothers, American who went missing, prosecutors say
The men – identified by family as Jake and Callum Robinson from Australia and American Jack Carter Rhoad – went missing and did not show up to their accommodation in Mexico. ⌘ Read more
Confusion rises over costly Titans call
Jojo Fifita was ruled to have stripped the ball but not many were convinced. ⌘ Read more
Underneath a tiny island, 50 kilometres of tunnels will house high-level nuclear waste
It reads like a science fiction book: On a tiny island off Finland’s coast, robot tractors work deep underground to move the nation’s nuclear waste. But soon, in a world first, the gates of Onkalo will open. ⌘ Read more
Quarter acre blocked: Can Melbourne afford to keep growing outwards?**
Melbourne’s fringes have long been the most affordable place for homebuyers, but rising land prices could put the dream out of reach for average income earners. ⌘ Read more
Should I move from a small super fund to a major one?**
While a small fund can seem like it lags bigger ones, it can still be a winner when it comes to returns. ⌘ Read more
Redundancies aren’t always bad. Here’s what to do if it happens to you
Being made redundant doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially if you know how to negotiate your way out the door. ⌘ Read more
‘You never get used to it’: The Uluru tour guide who’s up before sunrise
Tour guide leader Jakob Trimble says one of the more therapeutic parts of his job is cleaning his 65-seater coach, which can take an hour and a half. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s architecture hit list: Do you live or work in a building that planners hate?**
Local councils across Sydney have lists of buildings regarded as lacking in heritage values. Is your property among them? ⌘ Read more
Moving from a Sydney unit to a house gets three times harder in a generation
The conventional wisdom is to start with a modest apartment and buy a house later, but financing the move has never been so challenging. ⌘ Read more
‘An enormous bottle of electrolyte drink’: An opera singer’s day on a plate
Elena Xanthoudakis shares what she eats to fuel her day full of rehearsals. ⌘ Read more
Sunday Life’s 2024 Mother’s Day gift guide
Put the kettle on and get set to make her day delicious. ⌘ Read more
‘A frilly top with a long apron’: Ellie Bouhadana’s stylish version of chef whites
“Cooking is expressive and I like to dress up for it. It tests me to stay clean and neat, which is the point of old-school chef whites.” ⌘ Read more
Daniel Andrews promised a new body to help renters. No one seems to know much about it
Government emails released under freedom-of-information laws show state bureaucrats couldn’t answer basic questions about Rental Dispute Resolution Victoria – after it had been announced. ⌘ Read more
Cyndi Lauper at 70: ‘I’m still here, I’m gonna get to tell my own story’**
More than 40 years since Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Lauper’s still got it – whether slamming the sexist music industry or reminiscing about Donald Trump. ⌘ Read more
How an interior designer renovated a ‘leaky ship’ house into a warm, cosy home
Contemporary interiors delicately reference the whimsical decorative style of the late 19th century in this historic Sydney home. ⌘ Read more
Winter is the best time of year to get toenails back into mint condition
Summer’s done, so indulge in a back-to-basics pedicure minus the polish. ⌘ Read more
The most romantic, out-of-the-box holidays to add to your bucket list
Forget Paris. Do romance a bit differently and you’ll make memories that will last a lifetime. ⌘ Read more
‘Wild west’: The TikTok tanning ads breaching community standards
There are dozens, possibly hundreds, of other similar videos on social media, prompting leading advertising figures to call out marketing tactics lacking social responsibility. ⌘ Read more
Want to be a ‘multicultural’ writer in our safe, white scene? There are rules
Spare a thought for the authors who don’t look like their publishers in the middle-class literary world. ⌘ Read more
Sydney private schools harness parent donations for scholarships
A Herald analysis of financial reports from more than 20 schools shows scholarship and bursary budgets have grown to a total value of more than $200 million. ⌘ Read more
The May 5 Edition
Cyndi Lauper graces our cover and shares some special moments from her extraordinary 40-plus year career, and reveals she is far from ready to take a back seat. ⌘ Read more
The discovery of 288 aerogrammes uncovered the untold loss my parents felt
“In my self-absorbed young life, I had never considered how painful it must have been for them when I left.” ⌘ Read more
Taurus: Step outside your comfort zone and see what you’re capable of
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
The worst part of being a grown-up is coming up with a family meal each evening
Food is glorious, but the cooking part has never been my strength. ⌘ Read more
The unwanted first for Hawkins as he approaches Cats games record
The coming week will be one of reflection, as Tom Hawkins equals Joel Selwood’s games record at Geelong. There will be reminiscing of past glories, and with this a stark reminder that the Hawkins of today is not quite the Hawkins of yesteryear. ⌘ Read more
Labor wipes $3b off student loans as cost-of-living relief measure
Facing blowback over its agenda to help financially insecure Millennials, Labor has revealed a major change to the calculation of student loan indexation. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, May 5
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Melbourne ended Geelong’s undefeated start to 2024 while St Kilda, Essendon and Sydney came away with wins. ⌘ Read more
Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Melbourne ended Geelong’s undefeated start to 2024 while St Kilda, Essendon and Sydney came away with wins. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett-inspired Dons topple Eagles in thriller
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett gives Dons edge over Eagles
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons the real deal after taking down Cats; Merrett gives Dons edge over Eagles
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons inflict Cats’ first defeat of 2024; Eagles launch fightback against Dons
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons inflict Cats’ first defeat of 2024; Eagles launch fightback against Dons
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Demons inflict Cats’ first defeat of 2024; Eagles launch fightback against Dons
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Gawn, Fritsch set Demons, Cats for heart-stopping last term; Dons ahead of Eagles
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Gawn, Fritsch set Demons, Cats for heart-stopping last term; Dons ahead of Eagles
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Gawn, Fritsch set Demons, Cats for heart-stopping last term; Dons ahead of Eagles
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AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Gawn, Fritsch set Demons, Cats for heart-stopping last term; Dons ahead of Eagles
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NRL Highlights: Cowboys v Dolphins - Round 9
North Queensland Cowboys host the Dolphins in Round 9 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dees, Cats locked in low-scoring struggle; Bombers have edge over Eagles; fixture quirk begs questions
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Cost to be slashed for lifesaving heart medication
A lifesaving heart medication the drug will be listed on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme and will cost just a fraction of the price. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dees, Cats locked in low-scoring struggle; Bombers have edge over Eagles; fixture quirk begs questions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more
New Olympic funding to benefit Aussie athletes
Indigenous athletes heading to the Olympics will be given a cash payment to help reach their full potential in Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
Luxury car destroyed in alleged arson attack
A luxury car worth more than $300,000 has been destroyed in an alleged arson attack. ⌘ Read more
Bizarre items from airport lost property up for auction
Sydney Airport's lost property items are going under the hammer for a yearly charity auction. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round eight LIVE updates: Dees, Cats locked in low-scoring struggle; Bombers have edge over Eagles; fixture quirk begs questions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from AFL Saturday. ⌘ Read more