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ASX lifts as Wall Street’s bright start to week; AGL gains, ANZ dips
The Australian sharemarket has continued its positive momentum from Monday following a strong finish overnight on Wall Street, where tech stocks stormed higher. ⌘ Read more
Australian brothers chased the perfect surf trip. They were shot dead in days
The deaths of Australian brothers Callum and Jake Robinson have shocked the local community and sparked tributes from across the globe. ⌘ Read more
Alleged killer mushroom cook Erin Patterson pleads not guilty
Patterson will have her case fast-tracked to the Supreme Court, avoiding the need for a committal hearing. ⌘ Read more
Met Gala 2024 LIVE updates: Cardi B stops red carpet traffic, while Zendaya changes looks
It’s the first Monday in May (at least in New York City), and that means it’s time for Anna Wintour’s Met Gala aka fashion’s biggest night. ⌘ Read more
Victorian budget 2024 LIVE updates: Tim Pallas set to hand down state budget
The Victorian treasurer will deliver his 10th budget which both he and Premier Jacinta Allan have pressed will be “sensible and disciplined” amid burgeoning state debt. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Victorian budget 2024 LIVE updates: Tim Pallas set to hand down state budget
The Victorian treasurer will deliver his 10th budget which both he and Premier Jacinta Allan have pressed will be “sensible and disciplined” amid burgeoning state debt. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Met Gala 2024 LIVE updates: Some celebrity red carpet looks really are worth waiting for
It’s the first Monday in May (at least in New York City), and that means it’s time for Anna Wintour’s Met Gala aka fashion’s biggest night. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Ray Hadley has major win in fugitive Jean Nassif’s defamation case
A judge said a photo of Jean Nassif at a casino appeared to reflect that he was “living his life in Lebanon, apparently unrestricted by any health issues”. ⌘ Read more
Ricciardo scorches Miami qualifying
Daniel Ricciardo was one of the star performers of qualifying, recording the fourth-fastest time. ⌘ Read more
Swiss army knife goes blade-less as weapon rules tighten
The Swiss Army Knife, the iconic, more than century-old fold-up tool used by whittlers, soldiers and even astronauts, will soon be available without a blade. ⌘ Read more
What is the School Saving Bonus and who will benefit?**
The Victorian government has announced new cost-of-living support measures for families with school children. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Alleged killer mushroom cook Erin Patterson pleads not guilty
Patterson will have her case fast-tracked to the Supreme Court, avoiding the need for a committal hearing. ⌘ Read more
Private school boys expelled over list ranking female classmates on appearance
The principal of Yarra Valley Gammar said the school was characterised by respectful relationships “most of the time”. ⌘ Read more
Prime Minister slams China over intercept of Australian helicopter
Anthony Albanese says China's interception of an Australian Navy helicopter was 'completely unacceptable'. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Berlusconi meets Putin in Crimea
In 2015, former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi visited Russian-occupied Crimea. ⌘ Read more
Tszyu's next rival stars with first-round knockout
Vergil Ortiz Jr. put the Australian on notice with a lethal display. ⌘ Read more
Liberatore hit hard by Hawks
Western Bulldogs star Tom Liberatore received a heavy shoulder to the head in the opening minutes against Hawthorn, before copping a stray boot to the face late in the final quarter. Credit: Fox Footy ⌘ Read more
Moloney falls short against Takei in Tokyo, losing bantamweight crown
Australia is without a reigning male world boxing champion after Jason Moloney’s unanimous points loss to a man in just his ninth professional boxing fight. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Radicalised schoolboy was ‘trying to convert other students’; Cash carrot for vacant homeowners
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Tigers fans unhappy with non-decision
Richmond fans and players wanted a free kick for incorrect disposal for this incident on Sunday. Credit: AFL.com.au ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Miss USA 2023 Noelia Voigt interview following win
Miss USA 2023 Noelia Voigt shares her thoughts after being crowned. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Domestic violence offender jailed, but not over partner’s death; Radicalisation a ‘growing issue’ in schools, experts say
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Madison de Rozario wins second London Marathon
Australia's Madison de Rozario won the 2023 London Marathon. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
'Radicalised' student shot by police remembered by classmates
Classmates said the teenager had mental health issues, but was a kind person. ⌘ Read more
Fraser-McGurk explodes in IPL
Jake Fraser-McGurk has sent a statement to Australian T20 World Cup selectors, belting 84 off 27 balls for Delhi against Mumbai in the IPL. ⌘ Read more
Breast cancer advocate Kris Hallenga and her twin sister Maren during 2015 interview
Breast cancer advocate Kris Hallenga dies. Here she is joined by her twin sister Maren during a 2015 interview. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
ANZ boss sees ‘stress’ in the economy as bank profits slide 7 per cent
ANZ chief executive Shayne Elliott said competition especially in home loans was stronger than ever as the bank announced a cash profit of $3.55 billion and a $2 billion share buyback. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
What is the School Saving Bonus and who will benefit?**
The Victorian government has announced new cost of living support measures for families with school children. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Wall Street makes bright start to week
US stocks are ticking higher as last week’s rush of market-moving events gives way to what could be a quieter week. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
NSW knife crime overhaul
NSW Police officers will have the power to search or 'wand' people without a warrant. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tuesday meeting at Goulburn
All the information you need to find a winner or two at the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Met Gala 2024 LIVE updates: Zendaya, Chris Hemsworth and Gwendoline Christie have arrived
It’s the first Monday in May (at least in New York City), and that means it’s time for Anna Wintour’s Met Gala aka fashion’s biggest night. ⌘ Read more
Met Gala 2024 LIVE updates: Zendaya, Chris Hemsworth and Gwendoline Christie have arrived
It’s the first Monday in May (at least in New York City), and that means it’s time for Anna Wintour’s Met Gala aka fashion’s biggest night. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Champion weightlifter killed in Ukraine
Two-time European weightlifting champion Oleksandr Pielieshenko died on the front line in the war in Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Aussie loses world title
Australian boxer Jason Moloney lost his WBO bantamweight world title to Japan's Yoshiki Takei at the Tokyo Dome. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
All the looks from the Met Gala 2024 red carpet
All the best looks from the biggest fashion event of the year. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Inoue finishes Nery
Naoya Inoue will fight Australian Sam Goodman after defeating Mexico's Luiz Nery in Tokyo. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Princess Beatrice has given a health update on her mother during her debut TV interview
Princess Beatrice gives a health update on mother Sarah Ferguson during her debut TV interview on This Morning. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Hamas accepts ceasefire deal for Gaza, but Israel's stance uncertain
Ceasefire plan put forward by Egypt and Qatar accepted by Hamas. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Met Gala 2024 LIVE updates: What to expect from this year’s gala
It’s the first Monday in May (at least in New York City), and that means it’s time for Anna Wintour’s Met Gala aka fashion’s biggest night. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday May 7
National weather forecast for Tuesday May 7. ⌘ Read more
‘New round of escalation’: Putin’s Russia threatens UK, plans tactical nuclear drills
The drills are a response to “provocative statements and threats of certain Western officials regarding the Russian Federation,” the Defence Ministry said in a statement. ⌘ Read more
Police release images of nine people they are seeking over Sydney riot
Photos released of eight men and one woman wanted by police over Western Sydney riot. ⌘ Read more
Hamas-Israel ceasefire deal: what we know so far
Hamas said on Monday it had agreed to a three-phased deal for a ceasefire, although an Israeli official said the deal was not acceptable. ⌘ Read more
Three Mexican nationals expected to be charged with murder of Australian brothers
Charges expected after bodies of two Australians and one American tourist identified in Mexico. ⌘ Read more
Reserve Bank of Australia tipped to keep interest rates on hold
Experts predicting an interest rates hike is unlikely as the Reserve Bank meets. ⌘ Read more
How Vladimir Putin’s gas empire crumbled
Vladimir Putin is throwing everything he has got at ramping up Russia’s war machine. But it does not include one previously reliable source of cash. ⌘ Read more
Relief for struggling families but Victoria’s crushing debt burden to rise
Support for parents of school children and housing affordability will be priorities in a state budget that will show Victoria’s net debt hitting a new peak. ⌘ Read more
Batting phenom Fraser-McGurk opens up on World Cup snub
Australian short-form batting sensation Jake Fraser-McGurk said he didn’t feel he had earned a place in the T20 World Cup squad despite his recent pyrotechnics in the Indian Premier League. ⌘ Read more
Cornes calls on Reid to improve training level
Kane Cornes says Eagle Harley Reid needs to mirror Magpie Nick Daicos if he wants to have an impact late on games. ⌘ Read more
Prophecy that ‘doctors and lawyers’ will rule NRL is coming true
The death of Manly player Keith Titmuss and separate lawsuits brought by Jackson Topine and Lloyd Perrett raise serious questions for the game. ⌘ Read more
Wilson reveals coaches issue with gender stance
Caroline Wilson says some AFL coaches weren't happy being put on the spot to discuss gender-based violence in round eight. ⌘ Read more
Twelve wallet-friendly yet wow Mother’s Day ideas
Forget flowers and chocolates. Go for a DIY gesture that’s also affordable, a cooking class with a difference or a box of sweet treats by top Melbourne bakers. ⌘ Read more
RecipeTin Eats’ easy-peasy sausage and vegie one-tray wonder (with hands-off gravy)
This stonking all-in-one dinner will fill your belly without emptying your wallet. ⌘ Read more
Jobs at Bunnings: How Australia’s musicians, actors and artists scratch a living
Half of Australia’s working artists are earning as little as $200 from their craft as the sector falls deeper into crisis. ⌘ Read more
While his band was away on tour, a military coup erupted at home
On new album Funeral for Justice, Tuareg guitarist Mdou Moctar lets rip ferocious riffs steeped in urgent anti-colonialism. ⌘ Read more
Hamas says it accepts ceasefire deal as Israel says it’s examining the deal
Potential ceasefire talks come as Australia is preparing to cast a potentially controversial vote on whether to admit Palestine as a full member of the United Nations. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Wall Street makes bright start to week
US stocks are ticking higher as last week’s rush of market-moving events gives way to what could be a quieter week. ⌘ Read more
Until Labor arrests the ballooning cost of uni, students are still being short-changed
It remains to be seen how much difference a sometimes-reduced rate of indexation is going to make. Certainly, some. But the root of the problem remains. ⌘ Read more
Upstart writers festival aiming to take Melbourne’s mantle
This week’s Melbourne Writers Festival will hope to capture the same success as the Sorrento Writers Festival held last month. ⌘ Read more
Three things I love: West Australian Ballet principal dancer Oscar Valdés**
Each week, WAtoday reaches out to the Perth community to find out three things people love the most about our coastal capital. ⌘ Read more
Not a top-four team: How rival recruiters really rate the Bulldogs’ list
It’s hard to get a handle on Bevo’s Bulldogs. List managers polled by The Age point to top-end talent, but a wobbly defence and a one-paced midfield. ⌘ Read more
‘Eat around the mains’: How to order better (and save money) at restaurants
Throw out the rule book and prepare to share if you want to get the best value out of a menu. ⌘ Read more
To the police she was a missing person. Erika knew her ‘perfect friend’ was dead
Erika Wadlow-Smith won’t forget the moment her phone lit up with messages about the disappearance of her friend Shereen Kumar. ⌘ Read more
Inside the $6 million war between Racing NSW and the major sponsor of The Everest
A slump in betting and ticket sales for a support race on Everest day has left two of horse racing’s major players at loggerheads. Tabcorp has described the action as “embarrassing and irrelevant”. ⌘ Read more
‘They are not a punching bag for your anger’: Court finds man who punched woman 40 times did not contribute to her death
A West Australian man has been jailed over a brutal attack on his partner in Perth’s CBD. However, he was not charged over her subsequent death. ⌘ Read more
Why didn’t WA’s program to counter violent extremism work?**
A shocking incident in Perth – which WA Police Commissioner Col Blanch said had “all the hallmarks” of a terrorist attack – has highlighted the difficulty of reversing radical ideologies. ⌘ Read more
‘Not the actions of a man of grace’: Bishop rebuked for ‘sordid’ behaviour
A criminal charge was dismissed but a magistrate found Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel had still taken advantage of a “vulnerable and confused young woman for his own pleasure”. ⌘ Read more
Ben Cousins won’t be part of the football hall of fame’s class of ’24**
Former West Coast champion and skipper Ben Cousins will not be inducted into the Australian Football Hall of Fame in 2024 and is not considered likely to be added to the honour roll any time soon. ⌘ Read more
The Animal Justice Party hired a former greyhound lobbyist, sparking a factional fight
Though still a minor political player, the party’s primary vote has steadily grown. As it moves to a national political entity, different factions have emerged and are vying for power. ⌘ Read more
How pop music met its Waterloo in ABBA
What is it about ABBA’s songs that generate angst and ardour? English music writer Giles Smith tries to find out. ⌘ Read more
To avoid muscle loss as you age, consider picking up the pace
When done right, adding sprints to a workout can make your body stronger and more resilient. ⌘ Read more
Trumpeting a terrible vision: What awaits if Biden loses… or even wins?**
Donald Trump has outlined his manifesto for a second term, and it’s a disquieting smorgasbord of retribution and paranoia. ⌘ Read more
Landlords hike rents nearly 50 per cent since the lows of lockdown
Rental prices for units have skyrocketed since COVID-19 lockdown, and house rents have jumped too. Is any relief in sight? ⌘ Read more
Radicalised student highlights ‘growing issue’ in WA schools, experts say
Experts warn the generation currently going through school is the first to grow up living much of their lives on social media, which presents a radicalisation threat. ⌘ Read more