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$3.4 billion drip feed means no surprises expected in Saffioti’s first budget
This budget will be Treasurer Rita Saffioti’s first after she was elevated to the position in June last year following the retirement of former treasurer and premier Mark McGowan. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
‘China played like a backbencher’: Xi’s self-serving push for peace in the Middle East
China is playing a calculated strategic game in the Middle East, positioning itself as a peace-brokering alternative to the US while having no real skin in the game, experts say. ⌘ Read more
Sacha Myers outside a destroyed school in Gaza
Sacha Myers talks about the toll on children after a school was hit by a bomb in Khan Yunis in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Bad hair day? This sexy, icky, potent display might just be the answer
A new exhibition at Heide Museum of Modern Art explores our sometimes weird relationship with hair. ⌘ Read more
Sacha Myers outside a destroyed school in Gaza
Sacha Myers talks about the toll on children after a school children were sheltering in was hit by a bomb in Khan Yunis in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Pea, green chilli and dill pasta
Those unsung heroes of the busy kitchen, frozen peas, get their moment to shine in this simple but smashing pasta dish. ⌘ Read more
Garcia hands Haney first pro loss
Ryan Garcia knocked Devin Haney down three times and handed the WBC super lightweight champion his first loss. ⌘ Read more
Premier speaks ahead of state budget
WA Premier Roger Cook has spoken ahead of today's state budget release. ⌘ Read more
Beauty and horror collide in this famous exploration of ‘madness’**
One of opera’s most famous ‘mad scenes’ is on show in Melbourne Opera’s production of Lucia di Lammermoor. ⌘ Read more
Home baker’s dozen: 13 fabulous new cakes to make for Mother’s Day
Does your Mum love Ab Fab? She’ll love Danielle Alvarez’s absolutely fabulous loaded chocolate loaf cake. ⌘ Read more
Biden vows US will cut off weapons to Israel if it goes into Rafah
The US will stop supplying weapons to Israel if it follows through with its planned invasion of Rafah, in a significant shift by US President Joe Biden over Israeli military operations in the Gaza Strip. ⌘ Read more
Biden vows US will cut off weapons to Israel if it goes into Rafah
The comments represent the most direct threat the President has made to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu since the war began on October 7. ⌘ Read more
Historian who put colonial frontier violence on the map dies at 81
Professor Lyndall Ryan was a leading historian who showed that rather than being rare, massacres were a key tool of colonisation in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Suburbs people never want to leave | Ditching car parks could help shops
For news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Suburbs people never want to leave | Ditching car parks could help shops
For news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
NBA star throws ball at fan
Cameras showed Patrick Beverley sitting on the bench and tossing a ball into the stands and hitting a fan in Bucks' season-ending loss. ⌘ Read more
Giddey left bloodied by Mavs big man
Josh Giddey copped an errant blow to the face in the win over the Mavericks. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Aussies set to get welfare boost in budget
Treasurer Jim Chalmers says the government will act on some of the Economic Inclusion Advisory Committee's recommendations in the federal budget. ⌘ Read more
University chiefs seek federal advice on ‘intifada’ calls
The universities have written to Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus to gain formal advice on whether the pro-Palestinian demand is a breach of federal law. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after alleged domestic violence stabbing attack
Premier Chris Minns described the alleged stabbing as a “horrifying and shocking attack”, labelling the spate of high-profile domestic violence incidents an emergency for NSW. ⌘ Read more
Miraculous: This play in a tiny theatre shouldn’t work but it does
Our critics give their verdicts on the biggest shows around town. ⌘ Read more
Decisive call ends Bayern Munich’s hopes
Bayern Munich players were left fuming after a contentious offside call was made a split second before a goal was scored. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s baked cinnamon apples
These buttery baked apples are comfort food made simple. ⌘ Read more
From Warrington to Wollongong: Kebab-loving darts cult hero heading to Australia
Luke Littler, the 17-year-old who took the world by storm when he became the youngest ever world championship finalist, will contest the Australian Darts Masters in August. ⌘ Read more
Godwin’s ‘heartbreaking’ Olympic ending
Georgia Godwin reveals ‘heartbreaking’ news ahead of the 2024 Olympics. ⌘ Read more
Teen phenom loses world darts final
Teenage phenom Luke Littler lost the World Darts Championship final to Luke Humphries. ⌘ Read more
Teenage sensation continues meteoric darts rise
16-year-old Luke Littler has become the youngest player to reach the World Darts Championship semi-finals. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: State budget to be revealed; Perth brothers ‘surprised by murderers’ while camping
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
‘We want him back’: The personal note that could deliver a Cox Plate showdown
Moonee Valley has begun sending out the invites to some big-time internationals to come to Australia to take on Australian wonder mare Pride Of Jenni. If they accept, it could be a Cox Plate for the ages. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested following stabbing of a woman outside a gym
A man has been arrested following the stabbing of a woman outside a Sydney gym. ⌘ Read more
E-scooter rider charged after alleged collision with great-grandmother
A 46-year-old man has been arrested and charged after allegedly crashing into an 81-year-old woman while riding his e-scooter in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
This kid-friendly Mother’s Day chocolate cake is deliberately messy (and absolutely fabulous)
Its simple batter comes together in one bowl, and the mascarpone icing can be whipped up by hand. ⌘ Read more
Second man charged over western Sydney gym shooting
Police have charged a second man over a shooting at a gym in Wentworthville in Sydney’s west. ⌘ Read more
Australian brothers’ accused kidnapper confessed to killing them, girlfriend says
Jesus Gerardo faces kidnapping charges in Mexico over the disappearance of Callum and Jake Robinson and their American friend Carter Rhoad. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
‘Extremely heartbreaking’: Olympic medal hopeful suffers Achilles injury
Australia’s top gymnastics hope Georgia Godwin has suffered an Achilles injury just months out from Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Suburbs people never want to leave | Ditching car parks could help shops
For news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s roast chicken noodle soup
An already cooked chook is the perfect shortcut for this simple but hearty soup. ⌘ Read more
Biden vows US will cut off weapons to Israel if it goes into Rafah
The comments represent the most direct threat Biden has made to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu since the war began on October 7. ⌘ Read more
‘Extremely heartbreaking’: Olympic medal hopeful suffers Achilles injury
Australia’s top gymnastics hope Georgia Godwin has suffered an Achilles injury just months out from Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
‘Extremely heartbreaking’: Olympic medal hopeful suffers Achilles injury
Australia’s top gymnastics hope Georgia Godwin has suffered an Achilles injury just months out from Paris 2024. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: State budget to be revealed; Can our drought-ravaged forests cope with prescribed burns?**
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after alleged domestic violence stabbing attack
A man has handed himself in after the alleged stabbing of a woman at an Alexandria gym. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Suburbs people never want to leave | Ditching car parks could help shops
For news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Head's ridiculous IPL innings
Travis Head has smacked 89 from just 30 balls, including a 15-ball half-century, as the Sunrisers Hyderabad smashed Lucknow by 10 wickets in the IPL. ⌘ Read more
Bear attacks vehicle on remote road in Japan
A truck driving in rural Hokkaidō, Japan, has been attacked by a bear protecting its cub. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Suburbs people never want to leave | Ditching car parks could help shops
For news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
CCTV captures car flipping into the air after losing control
CCTV has captured the moment a vehicle flipped into the air and crashed in Arizona. ⌘ Read more
University chiefs seek federal advice on ‘intifada’ calls
The universities have written to Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus to gain formal advice on whether the pro-Palestinian demand is a breach of federal law. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt attacker as old man dies following Anzac Day assault
A homicide investigation has been launched after an elderly man was seriously assaulted in his home west of Brisbane, later dying in hospital from his injuries. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
From Warrington to Wollongong: Kebab-loving darts cult hero heading to Australia
Luke Littler, the 17-year-old who took the world by storm when he became the youngest ever world championship finalist, will contest the Australian Darts Masters in August. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Thursday’s Wyong meeting at Newcastle
All the information required to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Acclaimed producer behind Nirvana and Pixies dies, at 61
Steve Albini engineered albums like Nirvana’s In Utero, but took no royalties from it and railed against the music industry. ⌘ Read more
Federal funding to boost Victorian road link by $3.25 billion
The Commonwealth has announced a boost in funding ahead of the federal budget next week. ⌘ Read more
CBA’s quarterly profits fall to $2.4 billion as consumers feel cost of living crunch
The country’s biggest bank sees its net profit slide by 3 per cent and says it has seen late repayments on personal loans tick up. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Man accused of murdering Robinson brothers confessed to killing, girlfriend says
Jesus Geraldo faced kidnapping charges on Wednesday in Mexico, accused of killing Callum and Jake Robinson and their American friend Carter Rhoad. ⌘ Read more
From Warrington to Wollongong: Kebab-loving darts cult hero heading to Australia
Luke Littler, the 17-year-old who took the world by storm when he became the youngest ever world championship finalist, will contest the Australian Darts Masters in August. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd against 'American rubbish' ring idea
AFL legend Matthew Lloyd is not a fan of the idea to present premiership rings to players who win a grand final. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Needing ‘more time to learn’, Ashes hero drops out of race for UK parliament
After a series of gaffes in UK media appearances, former England cricketer Monty Panesar has now said he will no longer contest the seat for parliament one week after announcing his run. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Suburbs people never want to leave | Ditching car parks could help shops
For news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Mexico murder case of Australian brothers in court
Accused ringleader of group behind killing of Callum and Jake Robinson fronts court in Mexico for second time. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Davies’ brilliant goal for Bayern Munich against Real Madrid
Alphonso Davies gave Bayern Munich the lead in their UEFA Champions League semi-final against Real Madrid with a stunning effort. ⌘ Read more
Bayern Munich’s blunder punished by Real Madrid
A simple mistake by Bayern Munich’s goalkeeper opened the door for Jose Luís Joselu Mato Sanmartín to score for Real Madrid. ⌘ Read more
Why I will continue to argue for concussion victims – past and future
The column written by my colleague last week shocked me, but this issue is far bigger than a difference of opinion. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Nacho shove denies Real Madrid equaliser
A shove by Nacho in the in-goal denied Real Madrid the equaliser in their UEFA Champions League semi-final against Bayern Munich. ⌘ Read more
Prince Harry arrives in London as King hosts Buckingham Palace Garden Party
Harry was surrounded by members of Princess Diana's family at a service to mark the 10th anniversary of his Invictus Games, while Queen Camilla, Princess Anne, Prince Edward and Sophie, Duchess of Edinburgh, joined Charles at the Buckingham Palace Garden Party. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Thursday May 9
National weather forecast for Thursday May 9. ⌘ Read more
Gus casts doubt over Edwards' NSW chances
Phil Gould has shut down suggestions Dylan Edwards should be picked on the wing for NSW. ⌘ Read more
Pleas for Gaza border crossings to be reopened as fuel supplies dwindle
Only a few days of fuel supplies left for Gaza hospitals, United Nations warns. ⌘ Read more
The $17b surprise: FTX customers are set to get all their money back, but there’s a catch
Two years after the dramatic implosion of Sam Bankman-Fried’s crypto exchange, customers have received some welcome news. But it is not as good as it sounds. ⌘ Read more
Mexico murder case of Australian brothers in court
Accused ringleader of group behind killing of Callum and Jake Robinson fronts court in Mexico for second time. ⌘ Read more
Queenslanders urged to get vaccinated amid warnings of Covid and flu wave
Children and elderly in Queensland at risk of expected flu and Covid wave, health chiefs warn. ⌘ Read more
‘Like a ghost town now’: Palestinians flee for safety amid Israel’s threat of Rafah invasion
Residents said tanks, which had moved in to take control of the crossing, had not entered built-up areas of the city and gun battles were still outside the city limits. ⌘ Read more
Why this is the most important three weeks of Nicho Hynes’ career
Over the next month, the Sharks have a golden chance to shake their tag as flat-track bullies – and their star man can prove he belongs at Origin level. ⌘ Read more
This new Italian beachfront eatery from a hatted chef could put Manly on the dining map
The a’Mare and Ormeggio at The Spit chef is planning a number of “rias” (outlets) under the one roof. ⌘ Read more
If you want to see apes in action, skip the cinema and head to the zoo
This Aussie-made reboot of Planet of the Apes is not a movie to be taken too seriously, but it’s also too slow and ponderous to qualify as a campy good time. ⌘ Read more
The 20 seconds that entered Carlton folklore the night the stands shook
We break down the key moments from a play Blues fans will never forget the last time their side took on the Demons at the mighty MCG. ⌘ Read more
The aftermath of Baby Reindeer shows we’ve lost the plot on armchair sleuthing
Viewers, it’s time for a reality check. ⌘ Read more
Their housing estate was demolished. Here’s what happened to the final residents
Things Will Be Different tells the story of two of the final residents to vacate their homes ahead of a controversial public housing estate demolition. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to slide as Wall Street drifts lower
Wall Street has stayed in neutral, setting up the ASX to retreat at the open. ⌘ Read more
Albanese’s is an ‘experimental’ government – and it looks like the experiment is failing
It’s the first federal government I’ve seen that has sought to build most of its political and policy mandate after winning office rather than before it. ⌘ Read more
Mums, learn to put yourself first for once in your life
“Motherhood is as easy as climbing Everest in high heels and hotpants, carrying a disco ball.” ⌘ Read more
Book ban uncovers uncomfortable truths for Labor in Sydney’s west
The decision of a Labor councillor to vote in favour of a motion to ban books about same-sex parenting has created a headache for the ALP in western Sydney. ⌘ Read more
It’s going to be faster to take a train to Sydney’s existing airport than a bus to the new one
Forecast journey times show it will take about an hour to travel on new bus services to Western Sydney Airport from nearby urban centres. ⌘ Read more
Private school seeks 40-year lease over public sporting grounds
Opponents of the idea argue a proposed new lease deal hands virtual ownership of a public park to a private school – for generations. ⌘ Read more