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WA budget to deliver cost of living relief
Western Australia’s budget is promising cost of living relief but hiding in the detail there are hikes to power and water bills. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Owies boots three as Blues hold Demons at bay
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
WA transport workers protest at Aldi
Hundreds of Western Australian transport workers have protested outside Aldi stores across the country, demanding safety conditions be improved. ⌘ Read more
WA police find 750 cannabis plants in homes
Western Australia Police have uncovered 750 cannabis plants are raids on several southern suburb homes. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Accurate Blues take commanding half-time lead over battling Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Accurate Blues take commanding half-time lead over battling Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Let’s get fiscal
Compiling the House of Reps calendar. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Accurate Blues take commanding half-time lead over battling Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Freddy's high praise for 'elite' Dolphins star
Brad Fittler has heaped praise on an 'underrated' Dolphins playmaker in the midst of a stellar run of form. ⌘ Read more
Olympic heartbreak for star gymnast
Australia's top-ranked gymnast Georgia Godwain has been ruled out of Paris 2024 just two months out of from the Games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Accurate Blues take commanding half-time lead over battling Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Fifita signs with Roosters
David Fifita is heading to Sydney's east next season after knocking back an offer from the Panthers. ⌘ Read more
Olympic flame arrives in France
The Olympic torch has arrived in Marseille to a spectacular welcome ceremony. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Accurate Blues take commanding half-time lead over battling Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Arthur promotes Brown to captain over dinner
Arthur promotes Brown to captain over dinner ⌘ Read more
Head stars with unbeaten 89 runs
Travis Head starred in a record-breaking knock in the Indian Premier League, smashing an unbeaten 89. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 LIVE: Accurate Blues take commanding half-time lead over battling Dees
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Tom de Koning gets in on fun with Blues’ fifth goal, Dees still scoreless
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins young gun earns Slater comparison
Trai Fuller scored a stunning chip and chase to score in challenging conditions for the Dolphins. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Tom de Koning gets in on fun with Blues’ fifth goal, Dees still scoreless
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Koula sent over after intercept
Luke Brooks snapped up an errant pass before setting up Tolutau Koula for a try. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Tom de Koning gets in on fun with Blues’ fifth goal, Dees still scoreless
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Aitken scores from intercept
Euan Aitken intercepted the ball before running down the other end and scoring. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Tom de Koning gets in on fun with Blues’ fifth goal, Dees still scoreless
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Manly winger finishes off 'lovely' play
Tommy Talau crossed in the corner for the Sea Eagles after some a nice backline shift. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Blues off to flyer with first three goals as Jack Martin makes welcome return
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Opposition blasts Brisbane City Council’s in-Seine Paris 2024 travel bill
The council’s civic cabinet, chaired by Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner, approved travel for two councillors and three senior council officers to go to Paris for a total cost of $123,500. ⌘ Read more
No scientist can’t be shocked by this cut to cancer research
Readers are floored by the Victorian state budget cuts to a cancer research centre. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Blues off to flyer with first three goals as Jack Martin makes welcome return
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested following stabbing of a woman outside a gym
A man has been arrested following the stabbing of a woman outside a Sydney gym. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Blues off to flyer with first three goals as Jack Martin makes welcome return
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
This Aussie’s invention has probably saved your life – now it’s a musical
A plane crash in Mackay changed air safety forever. Now it’s chronicled in a musical. ⌘ Read more
In which country is a dog called Patron a national hero? Take the Brisbane Times Quiz
Test your knowledge of the week’s news with our multiple-choice questionnaire. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide seeks to end Geelong drought
Port Adelaide's task of ending its 17-year drought in Geelong has been made all the more difficult after losing several players to injury. ⌘ Read more
SA MP speaks about breast cancer diagnosis
South Australian Liberal MP Michelle Lensink has spoken out about her shock breast cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide burst water main causes home and car damage
An Adelaide burst water main has caused gravel to spray a home and car while 80 properties were left without water. ⌘ Read more
Police search after woman attacked while jogging
Police are hunting for two young girls believed to be behind a random, violent attack on a female jogger in Adelaide’s south. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Blues off to flyer with first three goals as Jack Martin makes welcome return
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE: Blues off to flyer with first three goals as Jack Martin makes welcome return
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘I’ve sacrificed everything’: Lydia Williams to retire from Matildas
After two decades, 103 caps, five World Cups and six Asian Cups, the 35-year-old goalkeeper will bid farewell to the national team - after her third Olympics this year in Paris. ⌘ Read more
Sydney, Monash unis warn students as Dreyfus refuses legal advice
Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus noted that people could make a complaint under the Racial Discrimination Act if they were concerned about phrases being used by protesters. ⌘ Read more
Young woman urges South Australians to help find her rapist
A brave young woman is calling on South Australians to help catch the man who raped her before he harms another child. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, May 10, 2024
The best photos from around the world on May 10, 2024 ⌘ Read more
Powell’s social media posts revealed after homophobic slur
Gold Coast’s Wil Powell used homophobic language online before abusing a Brisbane opponent last Sunday, as prominent gay rights advocate Ian Roberts called for the AFL to invest more into anti-vilification education. ⌘ Read more
Air Vanuatu cancels all Australian flights
Air Vanuatu has cancelled all flights to and from Australia today just a week after Bonza folded. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: Dolphins v Sea Eagles at Suncorp Stadium
The Dolphins are sitting pretty in the top four as they prepare to host a Sea Eagles side smarting from one of the great NRL capitulations last week. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Jury chosen in trial of man accused of killing Victorian campers
A trial is due to begin for a former Jetstar pilot accused of murdering Russell Hill and Carol Clay while they were camping in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Defence chief hits back at China spying claim after helicopter incident
ADF boss Angus Campbell has rejected China’s claim that an Australian Navy helicopter it targeted with flares was spying. ⌘ Read more
Man who allegedly stabbed woman at gym had twice breached AVOs
Police have charged the alleged attacker, Anthony Monteleone, with wounding with intent to murder and contravening an AVO. ⌘ Read more
NT steps up its push to be the AFL’s 20th club
A Northern Territory club could join the AFL within a decade and play at a multipurpose 20,000-capacity stadium in Darwin, NT powerbrokers say. ⌘ Read more
AFL round nine teams & tips: Dogs make four changes for must-win Tigers clash
It’s been a big week at AFL selection tables. Luke Beveridge has dropped three from the Western Bulldogs line-up and lost Tom Liberatore to concussion, while a number of other teams have swung the axe. Check out all the teams and our experts’ tips. ⌘ Read more
Singer Kamahl facing stalking charges
Australian entertainer Kamahl will face court next month after a woman accused him of stalking her. ⌘ Read more
Exclusive look inside $30 million Sydney penthouse
9News can reveal an exclusive look at a $30 million penthouse on Sydney Harbour. ⌘ Read more
Woman says she hasn’t sung since the day she was sexually assaulted by coach
One of Australia’s leading singing coaches sentenced for sexual assault. ⌘ Read more
NSW premier promises change to bail laws
NSW Premier Chris Minns has promised to make changes to bail laws to keep high-risk offenders behind bars. ⌘ Read more
Century-old Sydney business burns down
One of Australia's oldest dry cleaners has been ravaged by fire on Sydney's Northern Beaches. ⌘ Read more
Mexico murder case of Australian brothers in court
Accused ringleader of group behind killing of Callum and Jake Robinson fronts court in Mexico for second time. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested following stabbing of a woman outside a gym
A man has been arrested following the stabbing of a woman outside a Sydney gym. ⌘ Read more
Pulped fiction: Thousands of library books removed as collection culled
A truckload of books has been taken away under plans to reduce shelving at Melbourne’s City Library and replace it with meeting spaces. ⌘ Read more
Lawyers for celebrated surgeon say he can’t be held responsible for patients’ pain
Defamation trial hears that a multidisciplinary team, including a pain specialist and an anesthetist, was responsible for prescribing drugs. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Severe storm warning for Perth; Mercanti charges dropped
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
New low-cost fertility clinic proves successful in Melbourne
In vitro fertilisation services can be beyond the financial means of many couples but a new, low-cost solution is expanding its services in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australian first silent film competition launches
Australians first silent film fest is brining back silent movies in a huge way. ⌘ Read more
Study shows some childhood allergies can be outgrown
Australia's child allergy rate continues to rise but researchers believe some allergies can be outgrown. ⌘ Read more
Albanese sparks climate debate after declaring gas crucial
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has ignited a new battle in the climate wars with his government swinging behind Australia's gas sector. ⌘ Read more
Family of murdered mother to wait months for sentencing of killer
The family of a murdered South Melbourne mother will have to wait another four months to see her killer brought to justice. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Queensland father, 76, dies from Anzac Day bashing
A murder investigation is under way after a 76-year-old Toowoomba father died from a brutal bashing in his home on Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
Police told to find alternative arrest options for young people
Queensland police have been told to come up with alternative options when it comes to arresting young people as the watchhouse runs at half capacity. ⌘ Read more
Winemaker sends first shipment back to China
Queensland's biggest wine producer is about to send its first shipment back to China since tariffs were dropped six weeks ago. ⌘ Read more
School locked down after student allegedly brings knife to school
A Sydney school has been forced into lockdown after a student was allegedly found with a knife. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Melbourne Demons square off at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Melbourne face off at the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘Super-Earth’: Astronomers finally find a rocky planet with atmosphere
The planet, called 55 Cancri e or Janssen, is about 8.8 times bigger than Earth. ⌘ Read more
The suburb stopping a developer from selling more homes
A council has banned a developer from selling more home and land packages until it fixes a dangerous intersection in one of Melbourne’s fastest-growing suburbs. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Baker in the running on and off the track
Bjorn Baker has his stable flying and will look to add The Coast and Takeover Target Stakes to his winning haul on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Goldman back on cups trail after not going the distance in spring
Adrian Bott thinks a long spell has emerging stayer Goldman ready to shine during the Brisbane winter carnival. ⌘ Read more
Lloyd learning the art of patience after wild ride in debut season
Zac Lloyd is not getting the headlines of last year but his second season is twice as good as his first in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Girlfriend fled from killer’s car months before her fatal stabbing
A killer drove at his girlfriend and a group of people who came to her aid two months before he stabbed her to death in her apartment. ⌘ Read more
ASX breaks five-day win streak as big banks slide
The big four banks weighed down the Australian sharemarket after the Commonwealth Bank’s March quarter cash profit fell 5 per cent compared to the same time last year. ⌘ Read more
Biden had hoped to send a quiet message, then Israel leaked it
The US decision to pause the delivery of bombs represents a significant turning point in its relationship with Israel. But it may not necessarily be a breaking point. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Financial Review to stop printing in WA; Mercanti charges dropped
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Rape charges against Perth bikie Troy Mercanti dropped
A woman who claimed Troy Mercanti assaulted and raped her after a night out in Northbridge has withdrawn her accusations, forcing the police to drop the charges. ⌘ Read more
Man killed parents after taking drugs due to lockdown boredom
Graeme Murray stabbed his parents to death with “utmost brutality” in their home in NSW Central Tablelands, a judge says. ⌘ Read more
TV therapists wipe away the pain. Here in real life, it’s not so easy
Another tragedy prompts more calls for action but when it comes to healing, there’s no quick fix. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tamworth on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner. ⌘ Read more
Speed limit cut to 30km/h on almost every street in two suburbs
The City of Yarra is also campaigning for limits on exempt roads in Fitzroy and Collingwood – including Hoddle and Nicholson streets –to be reduced to either 40km/h or 60km/h. ⌘ Read more
‘Publish the marks’: Parents bristle at secret selective school entry scores
Parents like Rav Singh are annoyed that his son Veyaan, who sat the test on Thursday, doesn’t know where he stands. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Tax cuts worth nearly $1900 in federal budget; Home Affairs botched sex-trafficking investigation
Home Affairs has been criticised for botching investigations, the treasurer will lift rent assistance in the budget and debate continues on deportation laws. ⌘ Read more
Metronet costs balloon by $700 million as state pays to get people moving
Stage one of the Labor government’s flagship Metronet project climbed $2 billion in 2023 alone, taking the total cost of the network to around $11.5 billion. ⌘ Read more
CCTV shows moment two offenders attempt to light Melbourne shop on fire
CCTV footage has been released by police showing the moment two offenders attempted to light a business on fire in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Two men extradited to Victoria over fatal stabbing
Two men have been extradited to Victoria over fatal stabbing in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
ADF chief rejects China spying claim after helicopter flare incident
The incident, where a Chinese jet dropped flares in the path of a navy helicopter, has caused tension between Australia and the nation’s biggest trading partner. ⌘ Read more
NSW premier promises change to bail laws
NSW Premier Chris Minns has promised to make changes to bail laws to keep high-risk offenders behind bars. ⌘ Read more
Blown-out North East Link’s extra $3.25 billion gets Albanese’s thumbs up
Next week’s federal budget will feature extra money for the blown-out road project, bringing the Commonwealth’s contribution to $5 billion. ⌘ Read more