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NRL Live 2024: Eels v Broncos - Brisbane score 30-14 win
Brisbane and Parramatta are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Cats chase last term comeback win over Power after Rioli’s 100m penalty
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Mariners on track for home grand final after beating nine-man Sydney FC
The globetrotting Mariners have kept their treble hopes with a terrific 2-1 win over Sydney FC at Allianz Stadium in the first leg of their semi-final. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Cats chase last term comeback win over Power after Rioli’s 100m penalty
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
NRL Live 2024: Eels v Broncos - Cobbo and Co. conspire for brilliant try
Brisbane and Parramatta are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Cats chase last term comeback win over Power after Rioli’s 100m penalty
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Cobbo and Co. conspire for brilliant Brisbane try; Matterson on report
Brisbane and Parramatta are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
Cobbo's 'brilliant' try stuns Gould
Selwyn Cobbo put his Broncos further ahead with a superb finish. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Cats chase last term comeback win over Power after Rioli’s 100m penalty
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Cobbo and Co. conspire for brilliant Brisbane try; Matterson on report
Brisbane and Parramatta are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
Jock Campbell’s scintillating solo try
The Rebels couldn’t lay a hand on Jock Campbell and he feigned left and right, dragging defenders every which way before scoring the try. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters’ brilliance puts Power in control against Cats; Dockers’ emotional pre-game tribute to McCarthy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
New equipment to transform WA heart and lung health
Revolutionary new equipment is set to transform heart and lung health Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Mam mastery extends Brisbane lead as Talagi slips up again
Brisbane and Parramatta are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
Manhunt under way after knife attack at Perth Westfield
A manhunt is under way for two men following a knife attack at a Westfield in Perth’s south-east. ⌘ Read more
Politicians hit suburbs to spruik budget
Western Australia’s premier and treasurer have hit the suburbs to spruik their first state budget and sell Labor's vision for the state. ⌘ Read more
Brown strip stuns Mariner
Dylan Brown's brutal stripped from Deine Mariner gave the Eels the perfect start to the second half against the Broncos. ⌘ Read more
Emotional tribute to former Docker
The Dockers and Swans paid tribute to late Fremantle player Cameron McCarthy. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters’ brilliance puts Power in control against Cats; Dockers’ emotional pre-game tribute to McCarthy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Brown steals a try as Mariner stunned early in second half
Both sides are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters’ brilliance puts Power in control against Cats; Dockers’ emotional pre-game tribute to McCarthy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters’ brilliance puts Power in control against Cats; Dockers’ emotional pre-game tribute to McCarthy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters’ brilliance puts Power in control against Cats; Dockers’ emotional pre-game tribute to McCarthy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters’ brilliance puts Power in control against Cats; Dockers’ emotional pre-game tribute to McCarthy
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Eels errors gift Brisbane handy lead at break; Staggs on report
Both sides are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
Seven teens arrested after alleged assault, carjackings
Seven teenagers have been arrested for allegedly stealing the cars of two Uber drivers after assaulting them at a McDonald's in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Talagi dances through Broncos defence
Stand-in Eels fullback Blaize Talagi shrugged off a monster Ezra Mam hit to dance through the Broncos defence and score. ⌘ Read more
'Unlucky' Broncos star on report
Kotoni Staggs managed to get himself in trouble for a dangerous tackle on Blaize Talagi. ⌘ Read more
Tornado rips roofs from homes in Bunbury
A tornado has ripped roofs from homes and a recreation centre with dozens of children inside in south-west WA. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Talagi magic delights Eels fans; Staggs on report
Both sides are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters leads Power to stunning lead over Cats; Dockers in tears pre-game as McCarthy honoured
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Butters leads Power to stunning lead over Cats; Dockers in tears pre-game as McCarthy honoured
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Crunching tackle leads to Broncos try
The Broncos got on the board against Parramatta off the back of a brutal Corey Oates tackle that freed the ball. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Tornado rips roofs from homes in Bunbury
A tornado has ripped roofs from homes and a recreation centre with dozens of children inside in Perth’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Paisami yellow-carded after Kellaway scores
The Reds’ Hunter Paisami copped a yellow card for a swinging arm to Andrew Kellaway’s head as he scored for the Rebels. ⌘ Read more
Eels take early lead amid bright start; Broncos absorbing pressure
Both sides are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Newstead development to tower over Gasworks
Plans for a third and final tower in Mirvac’s “Sky Precinct” at Newstead have been submitted for council approval. ⌘ Read more
Nathan Cleary breaks down again as Panthers deny Dogs
The superstar playmaker is set to join a growing list of Blues stars on the sideline less than a month before the Origin series opener after aggravating his hamstring injury on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
Maira Cappiello came to Australia for a better life. Then, she was sexually assaulted by a 10-year-old boy
The 24-year-old Italian student has spoken out about needing change after a sexual assault in Far North Queensland. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Eels-Broncos underway with all eyes on stuttering Eels
Both sides would have wanted better starts to their 2024 campaigns as the NRL’s most recent losing grand finalists go head-to-head on Eels turf. ⌘ Read more
Crows line-up unchanged ahead of Brisbane clash
The Crows will take an unchanged line-up into Sunday's clash with Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Panthers v Bulldogs - Round 10
Penrith Panthers take on the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs in Round 10 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at BlueBet Stadium, Penrith. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Turbo's hamstring heartbreak
The injury curse has struck again for Manly superstar Tom Trbojevic who is facing up to eight weeks on the sideline with a hamstring injury. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Bellamy recommits to Storm
Craig Bellamy has recommitted to the Melbourne Storm for the 2025 season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power shock Cats with first-quarter blitz in Hawkins’ milestone
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Former AFL player dead at 29
The AFL world is in shock following the death of former player Cam McCarthy at just 29. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Gale to step down as Richmond CEO
Richmond Tigers CEO Brendan Gale quit his post after 15 years before quickly being installed as Tasmania's inaugural boss. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Geelong Cats, Port Adelaide Power battle in Geelong
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
She dusted off her boots to beat depression. Now this scrum mum is about to play for Australia
Wallaroos debutant Sally Fuesaina, 32, may need ice packs in bed instead of breakfast on Mother’s Day this Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Panthers hit with devastating Cleary blow
Nathan Cleary's injury could have huge ramifications for the NSW Blues. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners at Allianz Stadium
The globetrotting Mariners will look to keep their treble hopes alive when they make the short trip from Gosford to Moore Park. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: Parramatta Eels v Brisbane Broncos at CommBank Stadium
Both sides would have wanted better starts to their 2024 campaigns as the NRL’s most recent losing grand finalists go head-to-head on Eels turf. ⌘ Read more
Queensland police told to consider not arresting offenders
Queensland police officers have been told to consider not arresting offenders, with ongoing capacity issues in south-east Queensland watchhouses. ⌘ Read more
Manhunt for sex offender wanted in three states
A manhunt is underway in Queensland for a convicted sex offender, who is also wanted in South Australia and Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Woman accused of ex-wife’s murder to be bailed
A woman accused of the grisly murder of her ex-wife in Adelaide’s south is about to be released on bail. ⌘ Read more
SA father in Bali on drug charges apologises
A South Australian father facing serious drug charges in Bali is sorry and regrets his actions, according to his lawyer. ⌘ Read more
Common items sparks Adelaide house fire
A mother and son have told 9News they feared for their lives after a common household item sparked a blaze overnight. ⌘ Read more
Trump blasts judge after he disallows attack on Stormy Daniels
Donald Trump has blasted the judge overseeing his hush money trial - after he refused to allow him to publicly attack Stormy Daniels. ⌘ Read more
Building in western Sydney ‘no longer feasible', experts say
A Property Council report has claimed that building in western Sydney is 'no longer financially feasible'. ⌘ Read more
Heavy rainfall predicted as Warragamba Dam close to spilling
Heavy rainfall has been forecast for some parts of NSW, as Warragamba Dam nears capacity. ⌘ Read more
Parkinson's patients lives changed after new medication
A Northern Beaches mum has described how she has been given a second chance at life thanks to a new medication for Parkinson's disease. ⌘ Read more
Health warning after spike in COVID-19 cases in Victoria
Authorities have warned that COVID-19 cases are rising in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Geelong Cats, Port Adelaide Power battle in Geelong
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
There are plenty of threats to The Age’s best-known promise to readers
The Age aims to be “Independent. Always”. There are several ways we try to keep that commitment. ⌘ Read more
Seeing red: Has Labor’s economic reckoning finally arrived?**
Surrounded by debt, the Allan government finds itself backed into a financial and political corner. ⌘ Read more
State’s finances tied to a runaway debt train of government’s own design
Victoria is the financially weakest state in the federation. It didn’t have to be this way. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Tornado hammers Bunbury; Carousel locked down after alleged knife fight
Children were reportedly injured when a tornado hit the youth centre they were in, even as an alleged knife fight locked down a suburban shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Geelong Cats, Port Adelaide Power battle in Geelong
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Tornado hammers Bunbury; Carousel locked down after alleged knife fight
Children were reportedly injured when a tornado hit the youth centre they were in, even as an alleged knife fight locked down a suburban shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Geelong Cats, Port Adelaide Power battle in Geelong
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Geelong Cats, Port Adelaide Power battle in Geelong
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Seven minors arrested after pursuit in allegedly stolen car
Seven minors have been arrested after a car was allegedly stolen from a home in Sydney’s northern beaches. ⌘ Read more
Group of delivery riders attacked in Melbourne
A group of delivery riders say they don't feel safe on Melbourne's streets after being attacked by a gang of teenagers. ⌘ Read more
Government wins crucial High Court detainee case
More immigration detainees will remain behind bars after the High Court ruled it was legal to keep them locked up if they frustrate their deportation efforts. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Geelong Cats, Port Adelaide Power battle in Geelong
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more