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Panthers to look overseas to fix Cleary’s hamstring woes as club fears eight-week stint on sidelines
Given this is Nathan Cleary’s second injury to the same hamstring in as many months, and third such injury in a little more than a year, Penrith are open to exploring options abroad. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawks fly out to lead over struggling Saints in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Harry and Meghan visit schoolchildren on Nigeria tour
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle took the time to play with schoolchildren during their Nigeria tour. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawks fly out to lead over struggling Saints in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawks fly out to lead over struggling Saints in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Kambosos in ‘immature’ Lomachenko face-off
George Kambosos and Vasily Lomachenko engaged in more mind games ahead of Sunday’s fight. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawks fly out to lead over struggling Saints in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, St Kilda Saints face off in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, St Kilda Saints face off in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
First home buyers pay $1.11m for ex-rental by the park in Coburg North
Despite a fairly dramatic lean to the property, which needed to be restumped, four buyers stumped up as renters turn into home owners. ⌘ Read more
Reds’ cruel injury blow as top-four hunt intensifies
Harry Wilson’s surge back into the Wallabies frame has been dealt a major blow after the Queensland star suffered a potentially season-ending broken arm in a gritty win over the Rebels. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, St Kilda Saints face off in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
World Rugby ushers in law changes to speed up game, but have they opened a new loophole?**
With the goal of reducing stoppages and making rugby more appealing to fans, new laws and law trials have been announced. But some people aren’t happy. ⌘ Read more
How to see the dazzling Aurora Australis tonight
A stunning display of the southern lights will likely be across the nation’s south thanks to an extreme geomagnetic storm. ⌘ Read more
Elderly protesters chip Magna Carta case at British Library
The two women, aged 82 and 85, attempted to smash the reinforced case holding an original text of the Magna Carta in the British Library in London. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, St Kilda Saints face off in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Overdue or overdeveloped? How Westfield wants to transform this pocket of Sydney
The redevelopment of Westfield Eastgardens has prompted fears it will decimate local shopping strips, create traffic congestion and be an eyesore. ⌘ Read more
After making excuses, Martha goes the full Wainwright
Our critics give their take on the latest shows around town. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, May 11, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
I know which footy team my family supports. Not all of them have realised it yet
When your firstborn taunts you with pictures of them wearing another team’s colours it’s enough to make you question your parenting skills. ⌘ Read more
Barron Trump will not be a delegate at Republican convention after all
The announcement came only hours after Donald Trump suggested in a radio interview that the 18-year-old was among his political advisers. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s bigger than that’: The match the AFL wants to revive after a decade in the wilderness
The AFL is pushing to stage an Indigenous exhibition game on the eve of next season in a bid to address the decline in Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander footballers playing the game. ⌘ Read more
End of the road for an Ashes foe: James Anderson to end 22-year England career
James Anderson’s legendary, record-breaking 22-year international career will end this year, bringing a close to one of Australia’s great foes ahead of next year’s Ashes. ⌘ Read more
Australia joins 142 nations in backing Palestinian statehood in UN vote
In a day of high emotion at UN headquarters, Israel’s UN ambassador theatrically inserted a miniature copy of the charter into a transparent paper shredder. ⌘ Read more
Journalist in trouble over awkward exchange
An American journalist has been stood down after a strange exchange with women's basketball superstar Cailtin Clark. ⌘ Read more
‘We had players close to not playing’: Grieving Dockers rocked by McCarthy’s death
Fremantle veterans Nat Fyfe, Luke Ryan and Alex Pearce fought back tears on Friday night as they remembered their good friend Cam McCarthy. ⌘ Read more
This Mother’s Day, watch out for the dark side of ‘Mummy Wine Culture’**
Here’s why we need to rethink our easy assumptions and our go-to celebrations as we recognise the women who keep it all together – at a cost. ⌘ Read more
Reece Walsh is the star attraction for fans at Parramatta
The Broncos star is winning hearts and minds even in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Why the China doping scandal has created a crisis of faith and suspicion
It must be traumatic for any athlete to discover, three years on, that they competed at an Olympics against rivals who, very likely, shouldn’t have been there. ⌘ Read more
US says Israel’s use of weapons may have violated international law
The findings risk further souring ties with Israel at a time when the allies are increasingly at odds over Israel’s plans to strike Rafah. ⌘ Read more
‘Why isn’t that holding the ball’: Scott fires off at umpire interpretation
Geelong coach Chris Scott said the game needs to have a conversation about how long players are being allowed to hold the ball when tackled. ⌘ Read more
Entertainment icon Sam Rubin dies at 64
Entertainment reporter Sam Rubin has died at 64 years old. ⌘ Read more
Freak Tornado rips through Western Australia
A freak tornado has ripped through Bunbury in Western Australia's south-west, flipping cars and tearing roofs from homes. ⌘ Read more
Australia joins vote for Palestine’s UN membership
Australia has joined 142 other countries and voting in support of Palestine qualifying for UN membership. ⌘ Read more
Freak Tornado rips through Western Australia
A freak tornado has ripped through Bunbury in Western Australia's south-west, flipping cars and tearing roofs from homes. ⌘ Read more
Driver escapes after plunging car into pool
A 19-year-old driver has escaped injury after crashing a car into a pool. ⌘ Read more
Woman seriously injured after struck by car in Melbourne
A woman has been seriously injured after being struck by a car in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australia joins vote for Palestine’s UN membership
Australia has joined 142 other countries and voting in support of Palestine qualifying for UN membership. ⌘ Read more
Entertainment icon Sam Rubin dies at 64
Entertainment reporter Sam Rubin has died at 64 years old. ⌘ Read more
Bottle strikes Djokovic on head
Novak Djokovic needed medical attention after accidentally getting knocked on the head by a water bottle after a win. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday May 11
National weather forecast for Saturday May 11. ⌘ Read more
Freak Tornado rips through Western Australia
A freak tornado has ripped through Bunbury in Western Australia's south-west, flipping cars and tearing roofs from homes. ⌘ Read more
Driver escapes after plunging car into pool
A 19-year-old driver has escaped injury after crashing a car into a pool. ⌘ Read more
Australia joins vote for Palestine’s UN membership
Australia has joined 142 other countries and voting in support of Palestine qualifying for UN membership. ⌘ Read more
Woman seriously injured after struck by car in Melbourne
A woman has been seriously injured after being struck by a car in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Thiems confirms retirement plans in emotional video
Dominic Thiem has announced that he will retire from professional tennis at the end of this year's ATP Tour season. ⌘ Read more
Jock Campbell’s scintillating solo try
The Rebels couldn’t lay a hand on Jock Campbell and he feigned left and right, dragging defenders every which way before scoring the try. ⌘ Read more
The Camino is famous for miracles. It transformed this actor
On the Spanish path that pilgrims have walked for over 1000 years, Australian actor Chris Haywood experienced a life-changing moment while shooting a new film. ⌘ Read more
So what is Albonomics, and what will it mean for Australia?**
When he came to power, Anthony Albanese’s economic priorities were hard to discern. Two years on, his vision is clear. ⌘ Read more
‘Copycat’ book bans: How US activists are impacting Australian libraries
Best-selling Australian author Amie Kaufman, whose books have banned in the US, is warning against importing a culture war over literature. ⌘ Read more
From ‘scrawny kid’ to one half of Melbourne’s ‘it’ couple: The former carpenter putting Bombers in shape
Essendon’s Sam Durham may have taken the long route to the top, literally and figuratively, but life is changing quickly for the boy from Seymour. ⌘ Read more
From Paris to Sydney and Milan to Melbourne, street style sets the scene
At fashion weeks across the globe, colour and trends are catalogued off the runway. ⌘ Read more
Time for an Australian sporting superstar to be roasted
If it’s good enough for the great Tom Brady, it’s good enough for one of our own. ⌘ Read more
All-Stars appeal: The match the AFL wants to revive after a decade in the wilderness
The AFL is pushing to stage an Indigenous exhibition game on the eve of next season in a bid to address the decline in Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander footballers playing the game. ⌘ Read more
The brazenly honest Beauty and the Geek pair taking on Travel Guides
Former reality show contestants Karly Fisher and Bri Auty have replaced “outback cowgirl twins” Stacks and Mel on Nine’s chaotic race around the world. ⌘ Read more
From rivals to allies: how net fishers recruited those who had fought against them to save their businesses
Commercial and recreational fishers traditionally clashed. But in a quiet corner of Gippsland, anglers joined an unlikely campaign to keep net fishing alive. ⌘ Read more
Rebels have handed RA an all-time hospital pass
Australian rugby has plenty of issues, but as the Rebels’ shambles shows, many have been self-inflicted. ⌘ Read more
The Canadian teen trying to make Olympic history and break Australian hearts
Canada’s Olympic swimming trials start next week and all eyes are on a 17-year-old who has a cat named after Michael Phelps; an athlete she could emulate in Paris. ⌘ Read more
Many of us aren’t engaged at work. What’s so bad about that?**
A significant number of the workforce have always seen work as a means to an end, rather than an end in of itself. ⌘ Read more
Contenders or pretenders? We’re about to find out about the Sharks
Craig Fitzgibbon puts his own body through what few NRL coaches would even dream of. But is his famous work ethic, where he manhandles his own players in wrestling sessions, finally turning the Sharks into heavyweights? ⌘ Read more
The five best quality home loans charging under 6 per cent
With rate cuts now not likely until next year, anyone who hasn’t already optimised their interest really ought to. ⌘ Read more
Cash is dead. Why are we still pretending it isn’t?**
Cash will be gone in just seven years time, but many of us are still trying to hold on to the past. It’s time we move forward and embrace it. ⌘ Read more
Should you hire for equity or for excellence?**
Should the focus of recruitment be on ensuring fairness and inclusion, or on securing the highest level of individual talent? Is there a way to hire for both? ⌘ Read more
Billionaire Mike Cannon-Brookes buys three houses next door for $12.25m**
As investment strategies go, you could do a lot worse than to buy next door to the tech entrepreneur. ⌘ Read more
How to pick the right tour (in 10 easy steps)
Travelling in a group frees you up to focus on having a good time rather than juggling tickets and booking accommodation. ⌘ Read more
‘Investors are back’: Wary apartment developers crank up new projects
There are glimmers of hope in the development market after a savage few years. ⌘ Read more
A new Queen takes to the seas, but cruise line pulls out of Australia
There’s good news and bad news for Australians who appreciate Cunard, the cruise line that operates the Queens of the sea. ⌘ Read more
Sacked by a fifth division club, Kewell could now win Asia’s biggest prize
The Socceroos legend has taken the baton from Ange Postecoglou and Kevin Muscat at Japan’s Yokohama F. Marinos, who have reached the final of the AFC Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: I never appreciated AirTags until this happened
“I stood at the baggage carousel at Rome Airport, watching all the other passengers take their bags until the carousel ran empty.” ⌘ Read more
An ‘alien vibe’ and no fear of death: this singer is full of surprises
Kazu Makino thought her days with Blonde Redhead were behind her. But Covid changed all that. ⌘ Read more
Dark side of the rainbow: Drugged, shocked and jailed for being gay
Almost 40 years after homosexuality was decriminalised in NSW, the Minns government has agreed to apologise to a generation of men who were treated appallingly. ⌘ Read more
Hollywood is facing its bleakest year in three decades. Can these films save it?**
After a surprisingly strong 2023, thanks to Barbie and Oppenheimer, box office figures have been down this year and the list of upcoming releases is mixed. ⌘ Read more
Sydney suburbs with the most distressed property sales
One in eight home sellers in the hardest-hit pocket of Sydney are motivated to get a deal done urgently as interest rates stay high. ⌘ Read more
CEO’s plan for personal millions from Indigenous mine deal exposed
The land council’s mine was expected to produce $1 billion in revenue and the chief executive asked for his own cut. ⌘ Read more
The May 11 Edition
Usman Khawaja on cricket, finding his political voice and the shoes of summer \\| Marriage without sex. Really \\| House-sitting ad infinitum ⌘ Read more
Burwood was ‘the bush’. Now it’s a university hub with towers to come
It was once conservative, culturally homogenous and rough in parts. These days it’s young, ethnically diverse and dominated by a university. ⌘ Read more
A miracle solution for some, ‘barbaric’ for others. The truth behind the boom in cutting babies’ tongues
The number of babies having tongue tie releases in Australia has skyrocketed over the past two decades. But debate continues to rage about the merits of the procedure. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne suburbs with the most distressed property sales
Financial strain has caused some Melbourne homeowners to reach a tipping point and list their home for urgent sale. ⌘ Read more
Usman Khawaja used to shrug off racism. Then he stopped trying to please everyone
As a rising star, Australia’s first Muslim Test cricketer kept his thoughts in check. Then he found his voice – and used it. ⌘ Read more
Detainee released by Coalition one of trio accused of attack on grandmother
It can be revealed a second man accused of a brutal attack on a Perth grandmother was released from detention when Peter Dutton was minister for home affairs. ⌘ Read more
Holding the ball interpretation under fire from Cats coach as he bemoans advantage decision
Geelong coach Chris Scott said the game needs to have a conversation about how long players are being allowed to hold the ball when tackled. ⌘ Read more
Labor adds billions to state deals on housing
Albanese struck a deal with state and territory leaders on Friday to inject more cash into construction, including a five-year agreement on social housing. ⌘ Read more
Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007; slick Swans outclass Dockers
Port Adelaide scored their first win in Geelong since 2007 while the Swans strengthened their place at the top of the ladder with a win over Fremantle. ⌘ Read more
Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007; slick Swans outclass Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007; slick Swans outclass Dockers
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
NRL Live 2024: Eels v Broncos - Brisbane score 30-14 win
Brisbane and Parramatta are hoping to put unsatisfactory starts to their 2024 campaigns behind them. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Anindylakwa Land Council appears at senate inquiry
Anindylakwa Land Council chief executive Mark Hewitt giving evidence to a senate inquiry in February. ⌘ Read more
Slater backs Mam for future Origin jersey
Queensland Maroons coach Billy Slater believes Ezra Mam is playing to the standard that makes him a selection prospect. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
Origin fears for Nathan Cleary as Panthers deny Dogs
The superstar playmaker is set to join a growing list of Blues stars on the sideline less than a month before the Origin series opener after aggravating his hamstring injury on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Eels v Broncos - Round 10
Parramatta Eels take on the Brisbane Broncos in Round 10 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at CommBank Stadium, Parramatta. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Power hold off fast-finishing Cats to score first win in Geelong since 2007
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Cats chase last term comeback win over Power after Rioli’s 100m penalty
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from Friday night football in round nine of the AFL season. ⌘ Read more