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Australian Olympic swimmers simulate Paris swim
Some of Australia's leading swimmers have gone head to head in an “Olympic simulation”. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
All eyes will be on Latrell Mitchell as he returns from suspension, but will it be enough for injury-hit Souths as they take on a Dragons side looking to bounce back from two defeats? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Bombers climb into top four after second-half blitz sinks Giants; Hawks topple Saints in upset
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Today correspondent Sam Rubin dies unexpectedly, aged 64
Long-time Today entertainment correspondent Sam Rubin has died aged 64. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba dam set to spill as flood warnings issued
Sydney’s Warragamba dam is set to spill as flood warnings have been issued across the state. ⌘ Read more
Family woken after car crashes into pool
A family in Sydney's south-west were asleep last night when a car smashed through their fence and into their backyard pool. ⌘ Read more
Stabbing victim returns to Melbourne from Fiji
The 43-year-old who was stabbed while on holiday in Fiji has been medically evacuated to Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby LIVE: Waratahs v Brumbies at Allianz Stadium
It’s now or never for the Waratahs, whose finals hopes go on the line against a side they haven’t beaten in the past 12 meetings. Follow our live action. ⌘ Read more
Police investigating death at a popular SA beach
Police are investigating after a person was found dead on a popular South Australian beach. ⌘ Read more
Damning report into treatment of mental health patients released
A report has made damning findings into the treatment of mental health patients at Royal Adelaide Hospital's Emergency Department. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide man arrested over alleged historic murder connection
An Adelaide man has been arrested and is expected to be charged with murder after returning to Australia from Cambodia. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford-inspired Bombers grab lead against Giants in tense clash; Hawks topple Saints in upset
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford-inspired Bombers grab lead against Giants in tense clash; Hawks topple Saints in upset
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AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford-inspired Bombers grab lead against Giants in tense clash; Hawks topple Saints in upset
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
All eyes will be on Latrell Mitchell as he returns from suspension, but will it be enough for injury-hit Souths as they take on a Dragons side looking to bounce back from two defeats? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford inspires Bombers’ fightback in tense clash with Giants; Albanese joins Hawks song after upset win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Alleged teenage thief enters house holding gel blaster
An alleged young thief was recorded entering a home with what was later revealed to be a gel blaster. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, May 12, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford inspires Bombers’ fightback in tense clash with Giants; Albanese joins Hawks song after upset win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
New measles case identified in Melbourne
A measles alert has been issued after an infected person visited several cafes, supermarkets and pharmacies in Melbourne last week. ⌘ Read more
Three teenagers charged after alleged rideshare carjacking
Three teenagers have been charged after an alleged carjacking in Melbourne’s west last night. ⌘ Read more
PM unveils $11 billion housing package
An $11 billion package to tackle the housing crisis has been unveiled today by the Prime Minister. ⌘ Read more
Israel orders evacuations in Rafah as it prepares to expand its offensive
The UN has warned for weeks that an Israeli assault on Rafah would cripple humanitarian operations and cause a disastrous surge in civilian casualties. ⌘ Read more
Australia votes to grant Palestine new rights
Australia has voted with the majority of the United Nations General Assembly on a resolution to grant "rights and privileges" to Palestine. ⌘ Read more
Crews rush to marina after yacht bursts into flames
Emergency responders were called to a Sydney marina after a motor yacht burst into flames this morning. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford inspires Bombers’ fightback in tense clash with Giants; Albanese joins Hawks song after upset win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Latrell scores in return match
Latrell Mitchell jumped on a grubber from Cody Mitchell to score against the Dragons ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Langford inspires Bombers’ fightback in tense clash with Giants; Albanese joins Hawks song after upset win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
‘Soccer skills’ net Crusaders try
Some fancy footwork got the Crusaders a try early in the first half against the Highlanders. ⌘ Read more
Curtis team poised to add to Legend status for high-profile owner
The form Rosehill stable of co-trainers Lee and Cherie Curtis will be out to maintain the winning momentum when they send a pair of gallopers to Mudgee today. ⌘ Read more
Lomax dives over
Zac Lomax got on the end of a grubber in behind from Ben Hunt to open the scoring for the Dragons against the Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
All eyes will be on Latrell Mitchell as he returns from suspension, but will it be enough for injury-hit Souths as they take on a Dragons side looking to bounce back from two defeats? ⌘ Read more
Cameron suffers delayed concussion as AFL clears Cats of their handling of star forward
Geelong have been cleared of breaching the AFL rules, despite the Cats revealing on Saturday that key forward Jeremy Cameron had been diagnosed with delayed concussion from a heavy head knock on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
Bizarre headbutt sets up Highlanders try
A headbutted ball set the wheels in motion for Tanielu Tele’a to score the first try of the match for the Highlanders against the Crusaders. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba Dam set to spill as persistent rain sparks flood warning
The Warragamba Dam, which supplies the bulk of Sydney’s drinking water, is close to full capacity after days of persistent rain and will probably spill in the coming hours. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Albanese joins Hawks song as Dons try to mount comeback against Giants
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Aussie paracanoe champion takes gold
Curtis McGrath stormed to glory in the men's KL2 200m at the paracanoe world championships in Hungary. ⌘ Read more
Reece is the word: How Walsh mania is driving support for Broncos in heart of Sydney
Once booed everywhere they went south of the border, Brisbane are winning over Sydneysiders – and one man is at the centre of the surge in support. ⌘ Read more
Epic chip-and-chase try for Chiefs
Etene Nanai Seturo pulled off an epic solo try for the Chiefs against Moana Pasifika in a superb chip-and-chase effort. ⌘ Read more
Victorian raider leaves rivals spinning wheels in The Coast
Victorian visitor Magnaspin found reasons to win when those around him could only find excuses not to in The Coast at Newcastle on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Bizarre headbutt sets up Highlanders try
A headbutted ball set the wheels in motion for Tanielu Tele’a to score the first try of the match for the Highlanders against the Crusaders. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Young Dons fightback as Giants lead at Marvel; Hawks upset Saints in Tassie
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Young Dons fightback as Giants lead at Marvel; Hawks upset Saints in Tassie
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
All eyes will be on Latrell Mitchell as he returns from suspension, but will it be enough for injury-hit Souths as they take on a Dragons side looking to bounce back from two defeats? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Young Dons fightback as Giants lead at Marvel; Hawks upset Saints in Tassie
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Young Dons fightback as Giants lead at Marvel; Hawks upset Saints in Tassie
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Young Dons fightback as Giants lead at Marvel; Hawks upset Saints in Tassie
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Cameron's delayed concussion under fire
Jeremy Cameron waved away Geelong's doctor on Friday night after a heavy fall. Now, he's concussed. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Young Dons fightback as Giants lead at Marvel; Hawks upset Saints in Tassie
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
How a rare chat with Ange turned Broxham into a legend
Melbourne Victory legend Leigh Broxham is preparing for what will likely be his last game at AAMI Park on Sunday, as he recalled how now Tottenham Hotspur boss Ange Postecoglou changed his career. ⌘ Read more
Dancing Davey kicks a goal
Essendon's Alwyn Davey jnr showed his agility with a classy goal against GWS Giants on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Boy charged after ‘knife fight’ which forced Westfield Carousel into lockdown
Police have charged a 16-year-old boy after an alleged altercation between two people, one of whom was armed with knives, which plunged Carousel Shopping Centre into lockdown. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Israel orders evacuations in Rafah as it prepares to expand its offensive
The UN has warned for weeks that an Israeli assault on Rafah would cripple humanitarian operations and cause a disastrous surge in civilian casualties. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
All eyes will be on Latrell Mitchell as he returns from suspension, but will it be enough for injury-hit Souths as they take on a Dragons side looking to bounce back from two defeats? ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Tigers v Knights - Round 10
Wests Tigers host the Newcastle Knights in Round 10 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Scully Park, Tamworth. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Decisive strips seals Blues win over Hurricanes
Sam Nock single-handedly ended the Hurricanes’ hopes of winning when he stripped the ball away and fired it into touch on the stroke of full-time. ⌘ Read more
South Bank’s new 30-year vision revealed – with one eye on 2032
A long-awaited master plan for the popular precinct has landed with three shorter-term focus areas, before bulldozing the Piazza and expanding the iconic lagoon. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Young couple beats parents buying for kids to ‘tough as nails’ Chippendale pad
First home buyers paid $790,000 for the oversized 1990s brick one-bedroom unit, beating 11 others to the quiet, walkable location. ⌘ Read more
First home buyers pay $1.3m for ‘very cool, retro house’ in Brunswick East
The sell-off of ex-rental properties across Melbourne is benefitting first home buyers. ⌘ Read more
Hurricanes’ Josh Moorby scores against Blues
Josh Moorby scored right on half-time for the Hurricanes after the Blues were caught short of defenders out wide. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Hurricanes’ Josh Moorby scores against Blues
Josh Moorby scored right on half-time for the Hurricanes after the Blues were caught short of defenders out wide. ⌘ Read more
‘There is trepidation’: Why business owners like Jared are worried about their future
Spiralling costs, high interest rates and lower spending are driving more businesses into insolvency. ⌘ Read more
One-hour challenge: Council to vote on speedy removal of hate-speech graffiti
Jewish and LGBTQ groups are backing a push for speedier removal of offensive graffiti, following a number of slogans appearing in Sydney playgrounds. ⌘ Read more
‘He liked to use the Oxford comma’: Trump aide reveals how he crafted his tweets
Donald Trump’s New York hush trial has heard the former president delivered precise instructions about the use of punctuation marks for his tweets. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
‘We did not reward Hamas’: Penny Wong defends UN vote backing Palestinian statehood
In a rare public display of disunity on foreign affairs, Labor MP Josh Burns said Jewish Australians would feel more isolated as a result of the vote. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints suffer shock loss as Hawks hold on; Dons, Giants face off at Marvel in Ward’s 300th game
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Desperate Saints chase win in final minutes as Hawks hold slim lead
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s not good enough’: WA, federal governments at odds over live sheep exports ban plan
The state and federal governments are at loggerheads over the planned phase out of live sheep exports by 2028, with WA Premier Roger Cook branding the move “not good enough” and demanding more industry support. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Watson’s goal keeps Hawks ahead as Lyon plots Saints comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Mudgee on Sunday
Everything you need to know to find a winner. ⌘ Read more
Papali'i trip leaves greats stunned
Isaiah Papali'i was penalised and placed on report after tripping Leo Thompson. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Watson’s goal keeps Hawks ahead as Lyon plots Saints comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
20 years since Play School met Brenna’s mums, book ban highlights lack of progress
Brenna Harding, who at age eight introduced Australia to her two mums, says Cumberland Council’s ban of a same-sex parenting book shows how little has changed. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Watson’s goal keeps Hawks ahead as Lyon plots Saints comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Watson’s goal keeps Hawks ahead as Lyon plots Saints comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Hurricanes’ Josh Moorby scores against Blues
Josh Moorby scored right on half-time for the Hurricanes after the Blues were caught short of defenders out wide. ⌘ Read more
Papali'i crashes over
Isaiah Papali'i was sent over the tryline with a pass from Jayden Sullivan close to the line. ⌘ Read more
How to see the dazzling Aurora Australis tonight
A stunning display of the southern lights will likely be across the nation’s south thanks to an extreme geomagnetic storm. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Watson’s goal keeps Hawks ahead as Lyon plots Saints comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints make big sub call as Hawks remain in front
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Saints make big sub call as Hawks remain in front
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
No end date for Bennett as Souths prepare to trumpet homecoming during Magic Round
There was an end date placed on Wayne Bennett’s first stint at South Sydney. That won’t be the case for his expected return. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Moore firing for Hawks as Saints try to overcome slow start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Moore firing for Hawks as Saints try to overcome slow start
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AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Moore firing for Hawks as Saints try to overcome slow start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Moore firing for Hawks as Saints try to overcome slow start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
The battle against the apps and algorithms driving suburban rat-runs
Motorists are increasingly clogging up residential streets, directed by GPS apps such as Google Maps – all to save a few minutes. ⌘ Read more
What we know about the budget so far
The government has already made plenty of budget announcements worth billions, covering everything from income tax cuts to manufacturing, housing and defence. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: Wests Tigers v Newcastle Knights at Scully Park
Can Benji Marshall’s Tigers end their five-game losing streak against the Knights in Tamworth. Follow the action live. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Moore firing for Hawks as Saints try to overcome slow start
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Today show reporter Sam Rubin dies suddenly at 64
The much-loved entertainment presenter hosted his regular segment just hours before his death. ⌘ Read more
How an owl and fox may stop the government’s housing reforms
Ku-ring-gai Council is claiming the Minns government has broken the law with its plan for development in special transport hubs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Hawks fly out to lead over struggling Saints in Tasmania
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more