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Man dies after park stabbing in Brisbane
A 22-year-old man has died after a stabbing at a park in Acacia Ridge in Brisbane’s south. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday May 12
National weather forecast for Sunday May 12. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday May 11
National weather forecast for Saturday May 11. ⌘ Read more
Arsonists target two tobacco stores in Melbourne’s north-west
Two tobacco stores have been rammed and then set alight in Melbourne’s north-west overnight. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after park stabbing in Brisbane
A 22-year-old man has died after a stabbing at a park in Acacia Ridge in Brisbane’s south. ⌘ Read more
Aurora Australis dazzles southern parts of the country
An extreme solar storm not seen in Australia for two decades has transformed the night sky in southern parts of the country into a colourful oasis. ⌘ Read more
Rioli down in scary leg accident
Richmond's Maurice Rioli was caught in a tackle by Bulldog Adam Treloar, crushing his foot in scary scenes. ⌘ Read more
Tiger knocked out in horrific scenes
Richmond's Sam Banks was concussed after being flipped accidentally mid air by Bulldog Tim English. ⌘ Read more
De Belin family’s fury after perjury charge
The Dragons star’s parents and sister have lashed out at the police who investigated his case. ⌘ Read more
‘She looked as though she was dying’: The Australian show that saw the unravelling of a diva
When Judy Garland arrived at Mascot Airport, customs officials made a decision that would likely prove fateful. ⌘ Read more
Footy’s hottest talents are about to clash. Who would you choose?**
Boom recruit Harley Reid plays his first game at the MCG and will go head-to-head with Collingwood superstar Nick Daicos in a match-up that has the footy world salivating. ⌘ Read more
With a series of firsts, Apple’s new iPad launch points to changes ahead
At Apple’s new heritage-listed headquarters in London, the company gave hints about the future in its reveal of new iPads and accessories. ⌘ Read more
Meet the company therapist who helps people take fewer meetings
Organisational therapist Sharon Darmody says a lot of the things she does today couldn’t have been done in businesses 10 years ago. ⌘ Read more
What should my daughter do with her $20,000 inheritance?**
Coming into money early on in life can be a wonderful opportunity to learn about investing and financial markets. ⌘ Read more
Labor’s paid placements are a slap in the face, not a saving grace
The plan to pay students $319 a week for placements is a start, but just because something is better than nothing doesn’t inherently make it good. ⌘ Read more
Skinnier, lighter eyebrows are back, but with a modern twist
Bleaching your brows could be an excellent starting point to avoid the ’90s over-plucked look. ⌘ Read more
I love my mum, but I try to be the mother she wasn’t**
I did not recognise my mum from the maternal stereotypes I saw in laundry detergent and chicken dinner commercials. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s most in-demand stylist shares her fashion advice
Jess Pecoraro dresses everyone from Jackie ‘O’ Henderson to Jesinta Franklin. ⌘ Read more
Russia’s richest don’t know how to pass on their billions
For Russia’s elite, passing on family wealth has become more complex than ever. ⌘ Read more
She’s never had a job interview or a CV, but Indy Clinton’s career is soaring
She was already “Instagram famous” by age 16, but it was becoming a mother almost four years ago that propelled the social media creator to star status. ⌘ Read more
Chandeliers, ‘qubits’ and Schrödinger’s cat: Inside the bizarre world of quantum computing
In the quantum realm, the laws of physics are different. Now its mind-bending tech could soon transform our lives. How does it work? ⌘ Read more
Cycling’s dirty secret: 300,000 bikes a year dumped in landfill
The frenzy of bicycle purchases during the early COVID-19 pandemic is about to make the problem even worse. But one Sydney group has rescued almost 11,000 bikes from landfill. ⌘ Read more
When Anna is called to deliver a baby, the birth plan has not gone to plan
More than 600 babies are born before their arrival at hospital each year, and a new program pairs midwives with paramedics to better manage care. ⌘ Read more
Taurus: Do something relaxing to clear your head
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
Just because she’s gone, doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate our mother today
When we were faced with our first Mother’s Day without Mom’s physical presence, we started a new tradition: my dad, brothers and I went to the cemetery to visit her. ⌘ Read more
Leanne fled the country to escape domestic abuse. Now she could face jail
Leanne fled Australia with her two children as she says it was the only way she knew how to protect herself from her violent husband. ⌘ Read more
‘Three meals of wholefoods’: A Home & Away star’s day on a plate
Lynne McGranger, best known as Irene on the popular soap, gets top marks from Sunday Life’s dietitian, Dr Joanna McMillan. ⌘ Read more
I lost my mother at age four, but these women were always there for me
Whenever somebody said, “Ya mum,” I’d always smile to myself. “Which one are you talking about? I have many incredible mothers.” ⌘ Read more
Families lose out in Sydney’s new housing push, say planners
Domain sales data shows fewer than one in 10 units recently sold in the city’s inner west and Canterbury-Bankstown had more than two bedrooms. ⌘ Read more
Living in the rainbow: Bright and colourful home accessories
Give the boudoir a mood-boosting update with dopamine décor, rainbow-inspired hues and cheerful statement finds. ⌘ Read more
Who’s mad enough to reinvent a brand in a downturn? Only Pip Edwards
The fashion and social media personality is set to launch a new image for P.E Nation that goes beyond activewear at Australian Fashion Week. ⌘ Read more
Weapons conviction piles pressure on Dutton over released detainee
While the Coalition has called on Labor to “take responsibility” for released detainees, Dutton would not comment on a decision made when he was home affairs minister. ⌘ Read more
The moment star Tiger would want back in horror loss to Dogs
Throughout their previous seven defeats, Richmond had performed admirably while undermanned, competing hard only to be overwhelmed late by more experienced teams. Not so against the Dogs. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, May 12
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
‘Off the pace’: Injury-hit Tigers rue thrashing from Bulldogs; Bombers score stirring win over Giants
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s been an incredible 20 years’: Ashes foe Anderson confirms end of England career
The pace ace’s record-breaking 22-year international career will finish at Lord’s in July, which means one of Australia’s great Ashes adversaries will not feature at next year’s series. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
Sharks send warning to title rivals with rousing win in Melbourne
Cronulla shook off the absence of superstar Nicho Hynes to beat one of the premiership heavyweights and cement their spot at the top of the NRL ladder. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs, Suns rebound with percentage-boosting wins; Bombers climb into top four
Hawthorn, Essendon, Western Bulldogs and Gold Coast were the winners as another AFL Saturday round played out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
More free urgent care clinics part of $8.5 billion health commitment
Health Minister Mark Butler said the 58 existing urgent care clinics were already making a difference for patients needing walk-in medical treatment. ⌘ Read more
Damning report into treatment of mental health patients released
A report has made damning findings into the treatment of mental health patients at Royal Adelaide Hospital's Emergency Department. ⌘ Read more
PM unveils $11 billion housing package
An $11 billion package to tackle the housing crisis has been unveiled today by the Prime Minister. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Australian Olympic swimmers simulate Paris swim
Some of Australia's leading swimmers have gone head to head in an “Olympic simulation”. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba dam set to spill as flood warnings issued
Sydney’s Warragamba dam is set to spill as flood warnings have been issued across the state. ⌘ Read more
Family woken after car crashes into pool
A family in Sydney's south-west were asleep last night when a car smashed through their fence and into their backyard pool. ⌘ Read more
Major clean up underway after Bunbury tornado
A major cleanup effort is underway after a tornado tore through Bunbury in Western Australia as thousands remain without power. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs filthy over their own mistake
Waratahs captain Jake Gordon made a cardinal sin just five metres out from the try line, giving the Brumbies possession. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 16, in custody after WA Westfield knife scare
A 16-year-old boy is in police custody after being charged over a shocking knife scare at a Perth Westfield yesterday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Major clean up underway after Bunbury tornado
A major cleanup effort is underway after a tornado tore through Bunbury in Western Australia as thousands remain without power. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Major clean up underway after Bunbury tornado
A major cleanup effort is underway after a tornado tore through Bunbury in Western Australia as thousands remain without power. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs’ ‘crazy’ five-pointer in mud bath
Joey Walton scored an unbelievable try for the Waratahs against the Brumbies as rain pelted the Sydney Football Stadium. ⌘ Read more
‘We are like neutered dogs’: Lyon hits out after Saints’ loss; Scott’s challenge to Bombers after Giant win
A frustrated Ross Lyon has compared AFL coaches to neutered dogs who cannot properly direct their teams during a match because of the league’s severe restrictions on the use of runners, while Brad Scott has challenged his high-flying Bombers to continue their improveme ... ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs prop suffers suspected Achilles injury
Harry Johnson-Holmes suffered a suspected Achilles injury in the first half of the Waratahs vs Brumbies match in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dogs in control as young Tiger leaves field on a stretcher; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers climb into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Grant stunned by binning
Harry Grant was sent to the sin bin after making minor contact on kicker Daniel Atkinson. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dominant Dogs in control against Tigers; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Katoa catches the Sharks napping
Eliesa Katoa busted through Cronulla's defence from dummyhalf to score a try. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dominant Dogs in control against Tigers; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Emotional scenes in GWS, Bombers tribute
Essendon and GWS paid tribute to former Giant, Cam McCarthy, who tragically passed away earlier in the week. ⌘ Read more
Even Latrell can’t lift Souths out of slump as Dragons pile on misery
All eyes were on Latrell Mitchell for his return from suspension, but in the end St George Illawarra ran out comfortable 28-14 winners at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs score despite clunky carries
Waratahs captain Jake Gordon scored the first try of the night for the home side despite a few loose carries. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dominant Dogs in control against Tigers; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dominant Dogs in control against Tigers; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Dutch artist Joost Klein kicked out of Eurovision
Just hours before the final, the Dutch artist was expelled from Eurovision following a complaint by a female member of the production crew. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Dominant Dogs in control against Tigers; Suns on top of Roos; Bombers into top four
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs get jump on Tigers; Bombers into top four after beating Giants
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs get jump on Tigers; Bombers into top four after beating Giants
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs get jump on Tigers; Bombers into top four after beating Giants
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs get jump on Tigers; Bombers into top four after beating Giants
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs face Tigers; Bombers climb into top four after beating Giants; Hawks upset Saints
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
Parents don’t need more money, they need to instil values
A moral vacuum can’t be addressed by stuffing it with cash and mission statements, writes a reader. ⌘ Read more
‘We are like neutered dogs’: Lyon hits out over restrictions on runners after Saints’ loss to Hawks
A frustrated Ross Lyon has compared AFL coaches to neutered dogs who cannot properly direct their teams during a match because of the league’s severe restrictions on the use of runners. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs face Tigers; Bombers climb into top four after beating Giants; Hawks upset Saints
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
‘Bradman Best gave us a bit of a bath’: Knights centre finally gives Michael Maguire some good news
The Knights centre terrorised the Tigers defence to inspire his side to a 20-14 triumph in Tamworth. ⌘ Read more
Why petrol prices are rising – and risk keeping inflation and rates high
Petrol has hit new highs in Sydney and Melbourne recently and the NRMA says oil prices aren’t to blame. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs face Tigers; Bombers climb into top four after beating Giants; Hawks upset Saints
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dragons v Rabbitohs - Round 10
St. George Illawarra Dragons host the South Sydney Rabbitohs in Round 10 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Under-pressure Dogs face Tigers; Bombers climb into top four after beating Giants; Hawks upset Saints
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
‘He liked to use the Oxford comma’: Trump aide reveals how he crafted his tweets
Donald Trump’s New York hush trial has heard the former president delivered precise instructions about the use of punctuation marks for his tweets. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Bombers climb into top four after second-half blitz sinks Giants; Hawks topple Saints in upset
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday plays out. ⌘ Read more
‘Banned’ school heaters still in use across thousands of classrooms
Unflued gas heaters have been banned in other states for their asthma risks, but are still found in more than 1400 NSW schools. ⌘ Read more
Scared of same-sex parents? Wait until you meet this caterpillar with an eating disorder
No book should ever be banned, but if you’re really worried about kids’ safety, maybe we should start censoring some of the classics. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 10 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v South Sydney Rabbitohs at Netstrata Jubilee Stadium
All eyes will be on Latrell Mitchell as he returns from suspension, but will it be enough for injury-hit Souths as they take on a Dragons side looking to bounce back from two defeats? ⌘ Read more
Emotional scenes in GWS, Bombers tribute
Essendon and GWS paid tribute to former Giant, Cam McCarthy, who tragically passed away earlier in the week. ⌘ Read more
Frustrations reach fever pitch in Super Rugby derby
David Havili didn’t take took kindly to his Tasman Mako teammate Timoci Tavatavanawai putting him on his back in the Highlanders vs Crusaders clash. ⌘ Read more