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AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Crows and Lions in arm wrestle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Titans suffer big blow with Foran injury
Kieran Foran clutched at his groin as he left the field in the second half. ⌘ Read more
Inside Labor’s drastic cap on overseas students – and the urgent meeting it’s triggered
Universities will be forced to stop a surge in overseas students – and the sector fears the impact on the $48 billion industry. ⌘ Read more
McGovern bump causes Eagles, Pies chaos
Jeremy McGovern's bump on the siren caused a scuffle between Collingwood and West Coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Crows and Lions in arm wrestle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
We commend Minns for committing to an apology to LGBTQ community
Herald senior reporter Andrew Hornery has spent several weeks talking to some who found themselves on the wrong side of the law against homosexuality in NSW. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Crows and Lions in arm wrestle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Why Mitchell Moses may have only 80 minutes to prove he can save NSW
The Eels star is not a certain starter for a comeback in Magic Round as Michael Maguire’s headaches deepened with a couple of Roosters stars put on report. ⌘ Read more
Where is our next Uzzie? Why hasn’t cricket made the most of its fastest growing migrant group?**
Reeve is a talented kid who dreams of playing cricket for Australia, and part of the growing cohort at grassroots level of south Asian heritage. But at the top level, numbers are dwindling. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Crows and Lions in arm wrestle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
The young Queenslanders tasked with selling Brisbane to the world
For four weeks in 2032, two Brisbane-made brands will be among the most recognisable on the planet – and three First Nations students may be to thank for it. ⌘ Read more
Brimson makes Cowboys pay for horror error
The Cowboys' 'under 7s' play set up an easy chance for AJ Brimson to score. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Crows and Lions in arm wrestle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Finding the next Usman Khawaja: Cricket struggling to fullfil its mutlicultural plan
Reeve is a talented kid who dreams of playing cricket for Australia, and part of the growing cohort at grassroots level of south Asian heritage. But at the top level, numbers are dwindling. ⌘ Read more
Riding a wave of popularity, surfing comes to Sydney’s west
There was a surge of new surfers during the pandemic and a man-made facility at Sydney Olympic Park could draw even more people to the sport. ⌘ Read more
‘$$landed’: How a Commonwealth Bank manager took millions in bribes
“I cannot believe we were this stupid,” read the message to Jon Waldron shortly before Christmas 2014. Within days, he had been sacked from the Commonwealth Bank. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Lions on top early in Adelaide
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Foran's try-saver denies Cotter
Reuben Cotter couldn't hold on to the ball cleanly during a try-scoring opportunity. ⌘ Read more
Fifita to Fifita sets up first try
David and Jojo Fifita combined to put the Titans in front on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
From jail to counselling, Matt is proof men can change their behaviour if they want to
Realising the gravity of what he’d lost helped Matt become a reformed family violence offender. Now back with his daughter and with a new life ahead of them, he wants support for others to change. ⌘ Read more
Liberals’ new game plan to take on teals – and it involves women
The NSW Liberals ran male candidates in seats where a majority of voters are women. Was it surprising that female teals prevailed? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies’ injury woes deepen despite thumping win; Lions on top early in Adelaide
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
A lesson from the Van Gogh of treasurers
This column by former SMH journalist and columnist Alan Ramsey about former Treasurer Paul Keating was first published on December 26, 1987. ⌘ Read more
‘Farcical scenes’: Lightning lose netball match after thinking they’d won, but the result will stand
Sunshine Coast Lightning played keeping-off in the final 30 seconds of ordinary time, thinking they had a 70-71 lead. But replays later showed the scoreboard was wrong, and they were forced to play extra time. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles despite injury toll; Crows and Lions battle at Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Johnson succumbs to injury
Shaun Johnson was forced to leave the field after he suffered a pectoral injury. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Roosters v Warriors - Round 10
Sydney Roosters host New Zealand Warriors in Round 10 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Allianz Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles despite injury toll; Crows and Lions battle at Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Roosters go over for their fifth
Sam Walkers send a kick over 40m for the Roosters to score. ⌘ Read more
Too often, alcohol and family violence go together. Now, we need to separate them
The kids who hide in closets and bathrooms – hearing furniture being thrown and adults screaming – know that when drinking is involved, it’s like pouring petrol on a bonfire. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles despite injury toll; Crows and Lions battle at Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
‘Hazmat emergency’ over WA tornado asbestos exposure
More than 100 homes were damaged by the tornado that scattered asbestos over streets at Bunbury on Friday afternoon. Residents are now eligible for disaster payments. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after body found in Wollongong train station car park
Staff discovered the body of a 68-year-old man, who police believe was homeless, in the station car park stairwell. Police say the man they’ve arrested was known to him. ⌘ Read more
NRL Round 10 LIVE: Doubles from Young, Crichton help Roosters dominate Warriors
The Roosters had racked up 100 points in the past fortnight and they’re celebrating Jared Waerea-Hargreaves’ 300th game for the club in style. ⌘ Read more
NRL Round 10 LIVE: Doubles from Young, Crichton help Roosters dominate Warriors
The Roosters had racked up 100 points in the past fortnight and they’re celebrating Jared Waerea-Hargreaves’ 300th game for the club in style. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Roosters going over for their fifth
Sam Walkers send a kick over 40m for the Roosters to score. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Kambosos floored in 'brutal' world title loss
Vasiliy Lomachenko has defeated George Kambosos Jr. after stopping the Aussie in the 11th round. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
NRL Round 10 LIVE: Roosters on fire against struggling Warriors
The Roosters had racked up 100 points in the past fortnight and they’re celebrating Jared Waerea-Hargreaves’ 300th game for the club in style. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Meghan named ‘Ifeoma’ in Nigeria on first visit to nation she descends from
The Duchess of Sussex acknowledged Nigeria as “my country” during her trip with Prince Harry, her first to the nation a genealogy test said she descends from. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, McGovern sent to hospital, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
‘Doing it very tough’: Why the budget might not benefit small business
Australians are spending less, and the government has ruled out cash injections in Tuesday’s federal budget. Small business is caught in the middle. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Major drama as wrong winner announced
Nina Hughes thought she had retained her world title until a cruel twist of fate handed Cherneka Johnson the win. ⌘ Read more
The five key pressures on the budget – and how they’ve blown out over time
Jim Chalmers and Katy Gallagher promised to rein in the five fiscal horsemen of the budget apocalypse. But have they? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
NSW is running out of options. Here are six contenders to replace Cleary
Nathan Cleary will miss the entire State of Origin series and two other main contenders to replace him are injured. Has the halves curse struck the Blues again? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies soar over Eagles, Howe out with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Cornes slams Lyon's post match antics
Kane Cornes has urged Saints coach Ross Lyon to stop deflecting in his post match chats. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles, Howe subbed off with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles, Howe subbed off with groin injury
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Aussie star retires after world title robbery
Andrew Moloney dropped a huge bombshell after losing to Pedro Guevara in Perth. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles early as Daicos lights up Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles early as Daicos lights up Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
NRL Round 10 LIVE: Sydney Roosters v Warriors at Allianz Stadium
The Roosters have racked up 100 points in the past fortnight and celebrate Jared Waerea-Hargreaves’ 300th game for the club. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles early as Daicos lights up Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles early as Daicos lights up Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Dozens of politicians killed ahead of Mexican election. Hundreds more quit
Enter the world of a political hopeful in a country dominated by cartel violence. An armed convoy transports Willy Ochoa; one of his guards watches the sky for drone strikes. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Magpies all over Eagles early as Daicos lights up Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Daicos and Reid go head-to-head at Marvel on Mother’s Day
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
The Blues are running out of options. Who will Maguire go with to replace Cleary?**
Nathan Cleary will miss the entire State of Origin series and two other main contenders to replace him are injured. Has the halves curse struck the Blues again? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Daicos and Reid go head-to-head at Marvel on Mother’s Day
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Mums, forget breakfast in bed: these getaways last the whole week
Considering everything our mothers do for us, they deserve much more than a single day of celebration. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Daicos and Reid go head-to-head at Marvel on Mother’s Day
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
Expelling problem students sounds impressive. But all it does is pass the buck
In kicking the can of responsibility for the Yarra Valley Grammar students who ranked their female classmates to another school, parents are missing the point. ⌘ Read more
Aurora australis stuns Australian stargazers – and you can still watch it
Don’t fret if you missed out on seeing the southern lights that dazzled Australians on Saturday night – you’ll have another chance tonight. ⌘ Read more
Perth NRL bid open to Bears, Jets liaison but would rather go alone
Peter Cumins, chairman of a Perth consortium hoping to secure a new NRL franchise, is open to a partnership with North Sydney or Newtown but would prefer a stand-alone side. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Collingwood and West Coast square off at Marvel before Adelaide Crows, Brisbane Lions battle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
A ritual once marked marriage as a spiritual death for women. It’s now a stunning performance
The Bridal Lament by Rainbow Chan brings together the ancient and contemporary to explore the line between cultures. ⌘ Read more
Brunswick’s ‘sky rail’ has been delayed. In the meantime, this is what locals want
Advocates have presented their Sydney Road wish list to the Victorian government, saying the delay is an opportunity for major change before the Upfield line is ripped up. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, West Coast Eagles square off at MCG before Adelaide Crows, Brisbane Lions battle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round nine LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, West Coast Eagles square off at MCG before Adelaide Crows, Brisbane Lions battle
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Sunday games play out for round nine. ⌘ Read more
NRL doubles down on controversial Grant kick-pressure sanction
The NRL has fined the Melbourne hooker for clipping the leg of Daniel Atkinson in Melbourne’s loss to the Sharks on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Farcical netball scenes ripped
The Super Netball match between the Lightning and Giants was thrown into chaos by a scoring blunder at full time. ⌘ Read more
Kiwi star stuns with 12-second knockout
Carlos Ulberg produced an insane UFC knockout in the opening stages of his clash with Alonzo Menifield. ⌘ Read more
Trump is a micromanager. Prosecutors doubt he’d let lawyers handle Stormy Daniels
Prosecutors say Donald Trump would simply be unable to leave hush-money payments to other people. They even called an unusual witness: a book written by Trump himself. ⌘ Read more
Lightning lose Super Netball match in overtime after scoreboard error said they’d won
The Lightning played keeping-off in the final 30 seconds of ordinary time, thinking they had a 70-71 lead. But replays later showed the scoreboard was wrong, and they were forced to play extra time. ⌘ Read more
Aurora australis over Melbourne
Eddie Jim captured the dazzling aurora australis in a timelapse from Doncaster, Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Spurs survive Burnley scare
Tottenham have survived an early scare by Burnley, clinching a 2-1 come-from-behind win to keep their Champions League hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
Cleary to miss Origin
Nathan Cleary has been ruled out of the entire State of Origin series with a hamstring injury. ⌘ Read more
Hamas says hostage killed by airstrike, Israel expands Rafah plans
Israel has ordered new evacuations in Gaza’s southern city of Rafah in defiance of growing pressure from close ally the United States and others. ⌘ Read more
Donaldson scores 23 points as Force crush Drua
Western Force flyhalf Ben Donaldson has scored 23 points on the back of a perfect kicking display to lift his side to a crushing 48-10 win over Fijian Drua in Perth. ⌘ Read more
International students are trying to stay on in record numbers
Coalition sources said immigration and homeownership would be central to Peter Dutton’s budget-in-reply speech as he develops an anti-“Big Australia” election narrative. ⌘ Read more
Switzerland wins Eurovision
Swiss singer Nemo has won the 68th Eurovision Song Contest with The Code. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after park stabbing in Brisbane
A 22-year-old man has died after a stabbing at a park in Acacia Ridge in Brisbane’s south. ⌘ Read more
Aurora Australis dazzles southern parts of the country
An extreme solar storm not seen in Australia for two decades has transformed the night sky in southern parts of the country into a colourful oasis. ⌘ Read more
Eurovision, marred by disqualification and huge protests, crowns Switzerland
The world’s craziest singing competition sailed into uncharted territory as politics and protests collided. ⌘ Read more
Super for paid parental leave, urgent care clinics, strengthening Medicare at forefront of budget
Super for paid parental leave, establishing urgent care clinics and Medicare will get a cash injection in the upcoming budget on May 14. ⌘ Read more
Djoker wears helmet after bottle incident
Novak Djokovic wore a bike helmet on his return to the Italian Open after he was hit by a fan's aluminium water bottle while signing autographs a day earlier. ⌘ Read more
Aurora australis stuns stargazers across southern Australia
Don’t fret if you missed out on seeing the southern lights that dazzled Australians on Saturday night – you’ll have another chance tonight. ⌘ Read more
Warragamba Dam spills over as flash flooding warning issued for NSW South Coast
The dam, which is four times the size of Sydney Harbour and supplies water to more than 5 million people in Sydney, began overflowing on Sunday morning. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after being stabbed in Brisbane park
Police have launched a homicide investigation after a 22-year-old man died at the southside scene. ⌘ Read more
Aurora Australis dazzles southern parts of the country
An extreme solar storm not seen in Australia for two decades has transformed the night sky in southern parts of the country into a colourful oasis. ⌘ Read more