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Antiques expert stunned by 17th-century tankard mug
When presented with an antique tankard, one expert said it was "the finest he'd ever seen" on Antiques Roadshow on 9Now. ⌘ Read more
The crowd gasps as value of the tankard mug is revealed
The crowd is in shock as an expert reveals the tankard mug could be worth tens of thousands of dollars on Antiques Roadshow on 9Now. ⌘ Read more
Live stream connecting Dublin and New York overhauled after lewd acts
An art installation will undergo changes after Dubliners flashed their backsides and showed images of the September 11 attacks up to the camera. ⌘ Read more
The feminist who changed the mind of a man ‘hate-listening’ to her podcast
Deborah Frances-White was surprised when a man emailed her saying he’d listened to 18 months worth of her show The Guilty Feminist. ⌘ Read more
What are the secret ingredients of the ‘romantasy’ genre? Sex and spice
The latest literature genre is a blend of romance and fantasy, and it’s proving to be a bestselling phenomenon. ⌘ Read more
Why some Spurs fans want Tottenham to lose to City … and what Ange thinks
Victory on Wednesday (AEST) would give Tottenham’s Champions League hopes a huge boost but would also gift their bitter rivals one hand on the Premier League trophy. ⌘ Read more
As a reporter, I sought out crime. But then crime found me
Writers K Patrick, Winnie Dunn, Jake Adelstein and Mirandi Riwoe on the theme of this year’s Sydney Writers’ Festival, Take Me Away. ⌘ Read more
Revealed: The Sydney bus routes that will be axed and cut short when Metro opens
While there is bad news for some commuters, long-suffering Victoria Road bus passengers have had a win. ⌘ Read more
Gaza death toll still 35,000 but not all bodies identified: UN
Israel last week questioned why the figures, provided by the Hamas-run Health Ministry, for the deaths of women and children has halved. ⌘ Read more
Anglo American turns down BHP’s improved $64b takeover bid
BHP chief Mike Henry said he was disappointed after the sweetened bid was immediately rejected by the London-headquartered miner. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Ex-pilot allegedly shot one missing camper in the head, killed another: prosecutor
The trial of Gregory Lynn, who has pleaded not guilty to murdering campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay in Victoria’s Alpine region in 2020, is under way in the Supreme Court. Follow the updates. ⌘ Read more
Indy 500 driver lets big news slip
FIA World Endurance Championship race winner Callum Ilott inadvertently revealed he’d be racing in the Indianapolis 500 in a post-race interview gaffe. ⌘ Read more
‘Embarrassing, terrible, absurd’: AFL criticised for letting Cameron play on after head knock
If the AFL truly wants to treat concussion seriously, it needs to tighten up the process for assessing players immediately after they cop an obvious blow to the head. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s supermarket probe takes full flight; Teen jailed for North Lakes murder
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Ex-Wallabies unpack Waratahs woes
Ex-Wallabies Stephen Hoiles and Morgan Turinui unpack the Waratahs woes on Between Two Posts ⌘ Read more
Teen gunman disrupts Catholic mass
Clergy and parishioners react to the armed teen in the back of the church during the mass held in a Catholic church in Louisiana. ⌘ Read more
NRL investigating after bottle thrown at match official
The NRL is investigating an incident where a spectator allegedly threw an object in the direction of touch judge Matt Noyen after a try was scored. ⌘ Read more
NRL investigating after bottle thrown at match official
The NRL is investigating an incident where a spectator allegedly threw an object in the direction of touch judge Matt Noyen after a try was scored. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s Yorkshire puddings
Originally made as a single large pudding, I prefer individual Yorkshire puddings made in a muffin tin for no other reason than that’s what I grew up with. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s classic roast beef and gravy
Rump, blade and topside are affordable cuts and 150-200 grams of meat per person is plenty. ⌘ Read more
ICAC investigating former Canterbury-Bankstown Council employee and contractor
The NSW Independent Commission Against Corruption will hold a hearing next month. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Tigers offer Doueihi minimum wage contract for 2025 campaign
Wests Tigers chief executive Shane Richardson last week tabled Doueihi an offer worth about $150,000 for next season. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Bunbury family’s plea for help after tornado; Darling escapes suspension over Magpie bump
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s supermarket probe takes full flight; Teen jailed for North Lakes murder
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Car rolls after 'ill-timed kiss' in Adelaide
A car has rolled after a driver was distracted by an "i'll-timed kiss" in Adelaide's south west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer to announce Australia's first consecutive budget surplus in 20 years today
Today's budget aims to balance providing cost-of-living relief with controlling inflation. ⌘ Read more
NRLW's Ali Brigginshaw says people doubted her footy skills because of her gender
NRLW and State of Origin star Ali Brigginshaw says people used to doubt her skills as a player because of her gender. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s supermarket probe takes full flight; Teen jailed for North Lakes murder
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Harry and Meghan’s Archewell charity issued with ‘delinquency notice’**
A 2022 tax filing published online suggests that Archewell suffered a $16 million drop in donations on the previous year. ⌘ Read more
Anglo American rejects BHP’s improved $64 billion takeover bid
BHP chief Mike Henry said he was “disappointed” after the sweetened bid was immediately rejected by the London-headquartered miner. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Major funding boost to Sunshine Coast Rail project
A major funding boost is on its way in the federal budget for the Sunshine Coast Rail project. ⌘ Read more
Inflation easing faster than expected
New figures released on the eve of the federal budget show inflation is easing faster than expected. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer to announce Australia's first consecutive budget surplus in 20 years today
Today's budget aims to balance providing cost-of-living relief with controlling inflation. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s supermarket probe takes full flight; Teen jailed for North Lakes murder
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer to announce Australia's first consecutive budget surplus in 20 years today
Today's budget aims to balance providing cost-of-living relief with controlling inflation. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Tuesday meeting at Hawkesbury
Everything you need to find a winner or two at the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Two cars set alight and driven into Melbourne mansion overnight
Man and woman in Melbourne mansion escape injury after two cars were driven into their home. ⌘ Read more
Two cars set alight, driven through fence in Essendon
Police say the fire at 2am on McCracken Street was a targeted attack. Two people who were at home at the time were uninjured. ⌘ Read more
Plan for separated bike lane on Inkerman Street sparks locals’ campaign war
Opposing campaign posters have gone up around St Kilda as locals face off over Port Phillip Council’s plan to build a separated bike lane along Inkerman Street, which would reduce car parking spaces. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Michael Cohen, Trump’s fixer-turned-foe, takes the stand in the hush money trial
The prosecution will hinge on how well Cohen can convince a jury that Trump falsified business records with the intent to commit campaign finance violations. ⌘ Read more
William's new military appointment of Harry's old regiment signals deep rift
Royal reporter Camilla Tominey says King Charles appointing William to lead Harry's old regiment is a further sign of a deep rift. ⌘ Read more
Star witness implicates Donald Trump in hush money case
Donald Trump's former fixer, Michael Cohen, has directly implicated ex US president in a hush money scheme. ⌘ Read more
Queensland shoppers furious over empty Woolworths shelves
Customers have complained about empty shelves at Woolworths stores in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer to announce Australia's first consecutive budget surplus in 20 years today
Today's budget aims to balance providing cost-of-living relief with controlling inflation. ⌘ Read more
Crews conduct controlled demolition on Baltimore bridge span as cleanup continues at collapse site
Crews conducted a controlled demolition to break down the largest remaining span of the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to forecast second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Fury’s dad headbutts member of team Usyk
Tyson Fury’s father has been criticised for attacking a member of the Ukrainian star’s team. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for flat start on budget day as Wall Street drifts; GameStop roars
US stock indexes drifted to a mixed finish, hanging near their record heights. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to deliver second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Two cars set alight and driven into Melbourne mansion overnight
Man and woman in Melbourne mansion escape injury after two cars were driven into their home. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to deliver second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Queensland shoppers furious over empty Woolworths shelves
Customers have complained about empty shelves at Woolworths stores in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Gun reform debate rages as buyback reaches milestone
WA's opposition has been accused of trying to water down proposals that could see thousands of guns seized across the state. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Budget to deliver second surplus; Defence whistleblower David McBride to find out fate
Treasurer Jim Chalmers will hand down his third budget, defence whistleblower David McBride will find out if he will be jailed and universities face cap on international students. ⌘ Read more
Churchgoers stop teen who entered with gun during children’s service
The live stream of the Catholic mass is no longer accessible on the church’s social media pages but a recording shows chaos unfolding. ⌘ Read more
Rifle, crossbow, and inert bomb seized at SA property
A man has been reported to police after they seized a large cache of weapons and ammunition from a property in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Wilson's fears for lack of homophobic action
Caroline Wilson says the AFL is more concerned about the optics of suspending players for using homophobic slurs, instead of educating them. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld’s supermarket probe takes full flight; Teen jailed for North Lakes murder
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Treasurer to announce Australia's first consecutive budget surplus in 20 years today
Today's budget aims to balance providing cost-of-living relief with controlling inflation. ⌘ Read more
US museum curator detained in Turkey on claims of spider smuggling
A curator at the American Museum of Natural History has been detained in Istanbul while allegedly attempting to smuggle spider and scorpion samples, media reports. ⌘ Read more
Four dead, several feared trapped as billboard falls over during Mumbai rainstorm
At least four people are dead after a massive billboard fell during a rainstorm in India’s financial capital of Mumbai. ⌘ Read more
Star witness implicates Donald Trump in hush money case
Donald Trump's former fixer, Michael Cohen, has directly implicated ex US president in a hush money scheme. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday May 14
National weather forecast for Tuesday May 14. ⌘ Read more
‘It has everything you need’: What it costs to live in the Sydney suburbs with the highest wellbeing
A suburb’s wellbeing was measured on several indicators such as health, environment, jobs and income – but it comes at a price. ⌘ Read more
Two cars set alight and driven into Melbourne mansion overnight
Man and woman in Melbourne mansion escape injury after two cars were driven into their home. ⌘ Read more
‘Vast power of censorship’ Robert F Kennedy jnr sues Meta, claiming election interference
The lawsuit said Meta began censoring the video about Kennedy “within minutes” of it going live on May 5 before restoring it. ⌘ Read more
Melinda Gates to quit Gates Foundation, will exit with $19 billion for own charity work
She is leaving the nonprofit she co-founded with former spouse Bill Gates and will get $18.9 billion for her own work to uplift women and families. ⌘ Read more
This album helped define the ’90s, now the band will play it in full for the first time
As Air plays 1998’s Moon Safari live for the first time, the odd couple reveals the story behind the era-defining album – and their own relationship ⌘ Read more
Opera Australia posts $4.9m loss, as shift to musicals draws audiences
Rising costs and a twice cancelled production of Wagner’s Ring Cycle have all added up for the nation’s biggest arts company. ⌘ Read more
The Richmond recession: Its underlying causes, and the Tigers’ way out
To strip back the playing ranks to near ground zero would be a road to prolonged recession. Richmond people know too well what that looks like. ⌘ Read more
Murder trial over missing campers case set to begin
A jury will hear an outline of the case against Gregory Lynn, who has pleaded not guilty to murdering campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay in Victoria’s Alpine region in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Why Nathan Cleary’s hamstring injury isn’t the end of the world for NSW
Michael Maguire is trying to cultivate a next-man-up ethos for the Blues. He’ll have to start straight away. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for flat start on budget day as Wall Street edges lower
US stocks are drifting around the edge of their record heights to kick off the week. ⌘ Read more
How much money is enough? Elon Musk’s Aussie chair battles to secure billions for her boss
Tesla’s Australian chair is seeking to revive Elon Musk’s fortunes by getting investors to reinstate his $US56 billion bonus. ⌘ Read more
‘Run off your feet’: Why medical students such as Jordon are turning away from general practice
Doctors are worried there will not be enough GPs to staff dozens of new urgent care clinics amid declining interest in a career in general practice. ⌘ Read more
Fears looming inner-city rental crunch could be an ‘international embarrassment’ for Perth
Edith Cowan University’s new city campus is set to open in January 2026, bringing thousands of students to an area already suffering under a rental crunch. ⌘ Read more
Elon Musk’s Aussie chair battles shareholders over Tesla boss’s billions
Robyn Denholm, Tesla’s Australian-born chair, is seeking to reverse a judge’s ruling regarding Elon Musk’s $56 billion pay package. ⌘ Read more
Airline review: Bravo to this Virgin crew. Boo to the same old food
The crew starts things off well by reorganising seating to give passengers some extra room. ⌘ Read more
One A4 sheet is all that justifies a $1.2 billion school program
Small-group tutoring was billed as an important program for students catching up after COVID lockdowns. But any evidence about the program’s effectiveness is being kept from teachers, schools and parents. ⌘ Read more
‘Love it out here’: What it costs to live in Melbourne’s top suburbs for wellbeing
The wellbeing factor of suburbs has been measured on indicators such as health, environment, jobs and income. But it comes at a price. ⌘ Read more
Hospitals put on notice: no bailouts if budgets blow out
Victoria’s hospitals have been warned they have to rein in rising cost blowouts, and they will not be bailed out if they go over budget. ⌘ Read more
Minns to announce tough new bail laws after Molly Ticehurst death
Under the major shake-up, men accused of serious domestic violence offences will either be denied bail or be forced to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet. ⌘ Read more
Melinda Gates to exit Gates Foundation for own charity work
She is leaving the nonprofit she co-founded with former spouse Bill Gates and will get $18.9 billion for her own work to uplift women and families. ⌘ Read more
Reclusive WA church plans $60 million school – with 546 parking bays
The Free Reformed School Association want to build a massive school in Perth’s east only for members of their affiliated church. Why? ⌘ Read more
The secret to saving a fortune on a Gold Coast holiday
If you have the flexibility, the best time for a short break on the Gold Coast is to do it mid-week, when even the locals aren’t out and about. ⌘ Read more
Netanyahu and Hamas know this war is unwinnable. So how does it end?**
With impossible war aims, neither side credibly can claim victory. So the conflict grinds on. ⌘ Read more